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ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2010 Jan 8: #3851 EUROPEAN PORN STARS
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· 1 message · 8 Jan 2010
#3851 EUROPEAN PORN STARS
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DEAR LATEST ROUND OF PORN STARLETS FLOODING OUT OF EASTERN EUROPE,
I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS BUT I HONESTLY CANNOT FUCKING TELL ANY
OF YOU APART ESPECIALLY WITH YOUR GENERIC FUCKING CHOICE OF NAMES
YOU COULD LEARN A LOT FROM A MATURE PORN INDUSTRY WITH GOOD,
WHOLESOME, DISTINCTIVE PORN STAR NAMES SUCH AS "CUNTESS," "TEASURE
CUNT," "ASIA," "STUPID FUCKING WHORE THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME THE TIME
OF DAY IF I BUMPED INTO HER ON THE STREET SO THAT'S WHY I HAVE TO
STRANGLE THEM AND HIDE THEIR PARTS IN DIFFERENT TRASH CANS AROUND
THE CITY"
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