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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Mar 2002.
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Still would like a Gecko!

Still would like a Gecko!

alt.ascii-art · 35 messages · 30 Mar 2002 - 10 Apr 2002
Posting my request previously did not get me what I was looking for.

Please could someone post a Gecko here?
Not too big, and in plain font please.

Thanks
Andrea

LGB <nop...@nospam.nut> 30 Mar 2002 11:23 · permalink · report
On Sat, 30 Mar 2002 12:56:22 +0200, "Andrea Lachner" <dre...@worldno.spamonline.co.za> wrote:

>Posting my request previously did not get me what I was looking for.
just read your past post. 24 hours is not a long time to wait for a
answer ( newsgroup time ).
>Please could someone post a Gecko here?
>Not too big, and in plain font please.
>
>Thanks
>Andrea
>
check here 
http://www.ascii-art.de/
http://www.brak.strony.prv.pl/

lgbeard

On Sat, 30 Mar 2002 12:56:22 +0200, "Andrea Lachner"
<dre...@worldno.spamonline.co.za> wrote in message
<a845li$hsd$1...@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net>:
>Posting my request previously did not get me what I was looking for.
>Please could someone post a Gecko here?
>Not too big, and in plain font please.

as soon as we see your tits, you'll see the gecko...

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 06:11:46 +0200, Great Batfish <vam...@idws.co.za>
wrote in message <ss2...@4ax.com>:
>On Sat, 30 Mar 2002 14:14:19 +0200, b
><bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> entered orbit to save us and
>relayed the following:
>>>Posting my request previously did not get me what I was looking for.
>>>Please could someone post a Gecko here?
>>>Not too big, and in plain font please.
>>as soon as we see your tits, you'll see the gecko...
>wow, even in this group you haven't got the brainpower to come up with
>an original line - as julie say, you truly are the most pathetic
>attention-seeker that usenet has ever seen.
>now go catch a shark, or something.

I'm really tired of this now, Gernot.

Gernot Lachner
GELA Services CC
VAT Reg. No.: 4470151335
P.O. Box 1009
North Riding
2162
South Africa
073 204 9056

If you don't quit this online harassment of me, I will serve a restraining
order on you ordering you to quit stalking me online.

Try me if you think I am joking.

Rather leave me alone. I am really not worth your trouble and I am rather
well connected in Internet circles these days.

Ciao

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

ann...@oal.com ASCII art 31 Mar 2002 11:15 · permalink · report
On 2002-03-31 bes...@adderleystreet.co.za said:

   >I'm really tired of this now, Gernot.
   >
   >If you don't quit this online harassment of me, I will serve a
   >restraining order on you ordering you to quit stalking me online.
   >
   >Try me if you think I am joking.

This is hilarious, coming from one of the world's foremost
'Net stalkers. You pathetic little git, you're not going to
get a restraining order on ANYbody. You're just a wanker.
You dished it out -- now learn how to TAKE it. Hehe!

   >Rather leave me alone. I am really not worth your trouble and I am
   >rather well connected in Internet circles these days.

--
Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist
                         _____
 ####    ####           (((   `\  Well connected? Hehehe! The only
##  ##  ##  ##          _ _`\   )  /  place you're 'well connected'
######  ######          (^  )   )     in Internet circles is on those
##  ##  ##  ##           ~-((,,,))    South African faggot web sites.
##  ##  ##  ##                     \ 
                                    Just in case anyone forgot,
                                    here's who you REALLY are:

                    ____________________________
                   |                            |
                   |    RICHARD CATTO           |
                   |    PO Box 16148            |
                   |    Vlaeberg, 8018          |
                   |                            |
                   |    or, 301 Son Vida        |
                   |    Somerset Road           |
                   |    Green Point, 8005.      |
                   |                            |
                   |    Phone: +27 21 712 0840  |
                   |____________________________|

<ann...@oal.com> wrote in message
news:uad...@corp.supernews.com...
>
> On 2002-03-31 bes...@adderleystreet.co.za said:
>
>    >I'm really tired of this now, Gernot.
>    >
>    >If you don't quit this online harassment of me, I will serve a
>    >restraining order on you ordering you to quit stalking me online.
>    >
>    >Try me if you think I am joking.
>
> This is hilarious, coming from one of the world's foremost
> 'Net stalkers. You pathetic little git, you're not going to
> get a restraining order on ANYbody. You're just a wanker.
> You dished it out -- now learn how to TAKE it. Hehe!
>
>    >Rather leave me alone. I am really not worth your trouble and I am
>    >rather well connected in Internet circles these days.
>
snip

Guys! Please!
With all the bantering, I still don't have a gecko out of you!

Had an attempt made in my earlier post and will look into the URL
suggested before all this Blah started!

No other comments!

Andrea
(alias Drea)

On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 10:52:06 +0200, Great Batfish <vam...@idws.co.za>
wrote in message <6bi...@4ax.com>:
>On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 09:37:39 +0200, b
><bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> entered orbit to save us and
>relayed the following:
>>If you don't quit this online harassment of me, I will serve a restraining
>>order on you ordering you to quit stalking me online.
>BRAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
>"stalking" on a public newsgroup ?
>LOL!
>and just what do you think they'll make of YOU _harassing_ my sister
>by asking to see her tits on this group, hmmm, wannabe paedophile ?
>imagine my surprise when i came to this group to look for a nice ascii
>bat only to find you picking up on sis' surname and immediately being
>offensive.
>you're walking on VERY thin ice now !
>>Try me if you think I am joking.
>oh do stop trolling for more attention, melissa.
>>Rather leave me alone. I am really not worth your trouble and I am rather
>>well connected in Internet circles these days.
>i'm sure, probably one of your 200 women, right ?
>>-- 
>>bes...@last.com
>>I love you all. You are all such special people. And now I have to kill you.
>your pathetic threats are only aggravated by posting my personal info
>on-line, something i did NOT give you permission to do, even though i
>may have posted them myself elsewhere, nor by your rather telling sig.
>which you so "intelligently" encrypt with ROT13.
>think VERY carefully before using your fingers again, adderlystreet
>will not be the same without you.

this posting has been forwarded to abu...@dial-up.net and abu...@idws.co.za
for further action.

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 11:15:33 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote in message
<uad...@corp.supernews.com>:
>On 2002-03-31 bes...@adderleystreet.co.za said:
>   >I'm really tired of this now, Gernot.
>   >If you don't quit this online harassment of me, I will serve a
>   >restraining order on you ordering you to quit stalking me online.
>   >Try me if you think I am joking.
>This is hilarious,

not to me it is not, and I am going to wipe the smile off Gernot Lachner's
face when he receives a legal notice from me soon.

>coming from one of the world's foremost 'Net stalkers.

I am not a stalker... I am a harmless troll and poker of fun... and everyone
knows it too...

>You pathetic little git, you're not going to
>get a restraining order on ANYbody.

do you want to bet on that...? I am 34yo, a sales consultant in the local
Internet industry and respected by my peers. I take myself seriously as a
matter of fact and I am tired of this person harassing me in every newsgroup
I post to.

>You're just a wanker.

Yeh, well obviously the authorities are going to take you very seriously...

>You dished it out -- now learn how to TAKE it. Hehe!

No, I don't harass or abuse people... I just poke fun, and I leave people
alone if they request it too...

>   >Rather leave me alone. I am really not worth your trouble and I am
>   >rather well connected in Internet circles these days.
>--
>Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist
>                         _____
> ####    ####           (((   `\  Well connected? Hehehe! The only
>##  ##  ##  ##          _ _`\   )  /  place you're 'well connected'
>######  ######          (^  )   )     in Internet circles is on those
>##  ##  ##  ##           ~-((,,,))    South African faggot web sites.
>##  ##  ##  ##                     \ 
>                                    Just in case anyone forgot,
>                                    here's who you REALLY are:

I am not gay as a matter of fact, but I do have gay friends... I know some
really good people who are gay...

>                    ____________________________
>                   |                            |
>                   |    RICHARD CATTO           |
>                   |    PO Box 16148            |
>                   |    Vlaeberg, 8018          |
>                   |                            |
>                   |    or, 301 Son Vida        |
>                   |    Somerset Road           |
>                   |    Green Point, 8005.      |
>                   |                            |
>                   |    Phone: +27 21 712 0840  |
>                   |____________________________|

Yes, my name is Richard Catto and that is my telephone number - supplied on
my web site and on my domain registration details, which are here:
http://whois.co.za/cgi-bin/whois.sh?Domain=adderleystreet

The Postal address is also correct, but the physical address is out of date
precisely because a previous death threat maker found my real address on
co.za and threatened to harm me at that address... clearly I will not be
updating my physical address details ever again...

But I don't expect a 50yo man who is a known pedophile masquerading as a
14yo, now 15yo, girl to understand the difference between harmless fun
poking and online harassment... after all, what you do is so sick that your
neighbours within a 100km radius of you would butcher you on sight if they
knew your identity.

Now go back to lurking, or I may decide to devote some time to tracing
you...

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

jc <j...@isnet.net> 31 Mar 2002 14:33 · permalink · report
On Sun, 31 Mar 2002, Andrea Lachner wrote:

> With all the bantering, I still don't have a gecko out of you!

excuse the ignorance, but what is a 'gecko' ?


-*-
j.

chief janitor (Tree d'P)
internet solutions - infrastructure http://www.is.co.za
tel: +27-11-283-5000 v@x: +27-11-388-3333

#include <std-disclaimer.h>

"b" <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote in message
news:u0f...@4ax.com...
> On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 06:11:46 +0200, Great Batfish
<vam...@idws.co.za>
> wrote in message <ss2...@4ax.com>:
> >On Sat, 30 Mar 2002 14:14:19 +0200, b
> ><bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> entered orbit to save us and
> >relayed the following:
> >>>Posting my request previously did not get me what I was looking
for.
> >>>Please could someone post a Gecko here?
> >>>Not too big, and in plain font please.
> >>as soon as we see your tits, you'll see the gecko...

> >wow, even in this group you haven't got the brainpower to come up
with
> >an original line - as julie say, you truly are the most pathetic
> >attention-seeker that usenet has ever seen.
> >now go catch a shark, or something.
>

> I'm really tired of this now, Gernot.
>
snip

> If you don't quit this online harassment of me, I will serve a
restraining
> order on you ordering you to quit stalking me online.
>
> Try me if you think I am joking.
>
> Rather leave me alone. I am really not worth your trouble and I am
rather
> well connected in Internet circles these days.
>

Considering I am the reason all this started, I have ONLY one thing to
say:
b (alias Richard)
is pathetically overreacting, and seeking attention. Shame!
Has he got any siblings? Obviously none he cares about!
Because if he did, and someone made a derrogatory comment about his
siblings, he would also react like my brother did!
IDIOT, is all I have to say!
And, oh so very boring!

BoD <spa...@BoDLand.com> 31 Mar 2002 14:59 · permalink · report
who cares ?
is this related in any way to ascii art (which is the target topic of this
group) ?


BoD



"b" <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote in message
news:t9s...@4ax.com...
>
> this posting has been forwarded to abu...@dial-up.net and abu...@idws.co.za
> for further action.

BoD <spa...@BoDLand.com> 31 Mar 2002 15:05 · permalink · report
As seen on http://www.dictionary.com/search?q=gecko
a gecko is "Any of various usually small tropical and subtropical lizards of
the family Gekkonidae, having toes padded with setae containing numerous
suction cups that enable them to climb on vertical surfaces".

Widely used on tatoos I believe :)


BoD


"jc" <j...@isnet.net> wrote in message
news:Pin...@hermwas.is.co.za...
> On Sun, 31 Mar 2002, Andrea Lachner wrote:
>
> > With all the bantering, I still don't have a gecko out of you!
>
> excuse the ignorance, but what is a 'gecko' ?
>
>
> -*-
> j.
>
> chief janitor (Tree d'P)
> internet solutions - infrastructure http://www.is.co.za
> tel: +27-11-283-5000 v@x: +27-11-388-3333
>
> #include <std-disclaimer.h>
>
>

"jc" <j...@isnet.net> wrote in message
news:Pin...@hermwas.is.co.za...
> On Sun, 31 Mar 2002, Andrea Lachner wrote:
>
> > With all the bantering, I still don't have a gecko out of you!
>
> excuse the ignorance, but what is a 'gecko' ?
>
>
> -*-
> j.
>

At least that is an intelligent question, not like the crap that has
been flying around my innocent request!

A Gecko is like a small lizard. They can be tiny.
It has "sucker" feet, so it can sit on walls and ceilings, catching
mosquitoes and the like.
They are really cute! I have a tattoo of one on my shoulder.

Andrea

In article<Pin...@hermwas.is.co.za>,
jc <j...@isnet.net> writes:
>On Sun, 31 Mar 2002, Andrea Lachner wrote:
>
>> With all the bantering, I still don't have a gecko out of you!
>
>excuse the ignorance, but what is a 'gecko' ?

 a small lizard.    ...---^^^L^^^^L^@==


-- 
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 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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          |n|    (COMMANDER,  FIFTH INVADER FORCE)   ever existed               

On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 16:57:40 +0200, "Andrea Lachner"
<dre...@worldno.spamonline.co.za> wrote in message
<a8787p$efp$1...@ctb-nnrp1.saix.net>:
>Considering I am the reason all this started, I have ONLY one thing to
>say:
>b (alias Richard)
>is pathetically overreacting, and seeking attention. Shame!
>Has he got any siblings? Obviously none he cares about!
>Because if he did, and someone made a derrogatory comment about his
>siblings, he would also react like my brother did!
>IDIOT, is all I have to say!
>And, oh so very boring!

I did not know that you were related... there must be plenty of people who
share your surname...

secondly, i was merely having some harmless fun that I am sure did not
offend you...

thirdly, that phrase (show us yer tits) is commonly used by other people on
Usenet without Gernot jumping on them and being personally abusive towards
them...

Gernot clearly has a personal problem with me, because it is not what I say
but the mere fact that it emanates from _me_ that causes his reaction...

I am not prepared to tolerate his abuse anymore... furthermore I find it
ironic in the extreme that he whines that I breached his privacy by posting
his personal details (that he accidentally posted elsewhere) when he has
actively incited Peter Copeman when he decided to post by personal details
online... Gernot's incitement of Peter Copeman including condenation of
Copemans' death threats against me, when Copeman was posting a physical
address that could well have been accurate... at no time did Gernot oppose
such death threats, in fact he encouraged Copeman... I hold Gernot complicit
in this ongoing abuse against me and I am ready to pursue criminal and civil
actions against him if he refuses to take me seriously and stop...

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 15:05:19 GMT, fho...@ebpurfgre.ee.pbz (SubZero) wrote
in message <slr...@localhost.localdomain>:
>You forgot something.  ;-) Richard is simply another `Net Kook`. Almost 
>every newsgroup has at least one.

What's a net kook...? According to your definition it is someone who gets
continual personal abuse and complains about it...

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 17:06:58 +0200, "Andrea Lachner"
<dre...@worldno.spamonline.co.za> wrote in message
<a878oa$aid$2...@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net>:
>At least that is an intelligent question, not like the crap that has
>been flying around my innocent request!
>A Gecko is like a small lizard. They can be tiny.
>It has "sucker" feet, so it can sit on walls and ceilings, catching
>mosquitoes and the like.

actually gecko's do not adhere to surfaces via vacuum pressure... there was
an article on www.newscientist.com last year...

>They are really cute! I have a tattoo of one on my shoulder.

i will never mark or pierce my body in anyway... it is against god's will...

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

--(Once apon a time, in alt.ascii-art,)--
		--(b said it like only they can.)--
> 
>>They are really cute! I have a tattoo of one on my shoulder.
> 
> i will never mark or pierce my body in anyway... it is against god's will...
> 

Leviticus 19:28

I am sorry that you have not studied your Bible.  If you had you
would know that you are picking and choosing which of the biblical
laws from the old testament that you are following.  Not a very good
way to worship.   
I recommend you do some studying of sites like:
http://www.geocities.com/evononsense/bible_on_tattos.html
http://xtat.org/tattos_bible/tattos_bible.htm

Is a tattoo right for you?  Thats your choice.  But saying you are not
going to get one because its against god's will is uninformed and
foolish.

Happy studying.  May you get as much out of the Bible as I have.

-- 
+-(faux@fugozi)-(0.43|0.34|0.44)-(15:26|Sun Mar 31)-+ cat ~/.{sig,uin}
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
        - Andrew Jackson
UIN=66618055

On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 01:12:12 +0200, b <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote:

>On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 16:57:40 +0200, "Andrea Lachner"
><dre...@worldno.spamonline.co.za> wrote in message
><a8787p$efp$1...@ctb-nnrp1.saix.net>:
>>Considering I am the reason all this started, I have ONLY one thing to
>>say:
>>b (alias Richard)
>>is pathetically overreacting, and seeking attention. Shame!
>>Has he got any siblings? Obviously none he cares about!
>>Because if he did, and someone made a derrogatory comment about his
>>siblings, he would also react like my brother did!
>>IDIOT, is all I have to say!
>>And, oh so very boring!
>
>I did not know that you were related... there must be plenty of people who
>share your surname...
>
>secondly, i was merely having some harmless fun that I am sure did not
>offend you...

lets see, if _they_ weren't offended, why are you being so whinie

>
>thirdly, that phrase (show us yer tits) is commonly used by other people on
>Usenet without Gernot jumping on them and being personally abusive towards
>them...


the phrase "show us yer tits" is abusive, and a personal affront to those you use it on

>
>Gernot clearly has a personal problem with me, because it is not what I say
>but the mere fact that it emanates from _me_ that causes his reaction...

not only Gernot, but the whole world, even the voices have turned against you

>
>I am not prepared to tolerate his abuse anymore... furthermore I find it

you seem eager to dish out what you cannot take

>ironic in the extreme that he whines that I breached his privacy by posting

no the irony is the amount of whining you are doing when its YOUR turn on the hotseat

>his personal details (that he accidentally posted elsewhere) when he has
>actively incited Peter Copeman when he decided to post by personal details

you feel no compunction against doing it to others, just if it happens to you

>online... Gernot's incitement of Peter Copeman including condenation of
>Copemans' death threats against me, when Copeman was posting a physical
>address that could well have been accurate... at no time did Gernot oppose
>such death threats, in fact he encouraged Copeman... I hold Gernot complicit
>in this ongoing abuse against me and I am ready to pursue criminal and civil
>actions against him if he refuses to take me seriously and stop...

maybe, just maybe, if you stopped your crap, the crap you dish out wouldn't come back around and
smack you in the back of the head later

>
>-- 
>bes...@last.com
>V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

On 01 Apr 2002 00:34:06 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) wrote
in message <3ca7a962.32560011@205.158.27.245>:
>On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 01:12:12 +0200, b <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote:
>>On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 16:57:40 +0200, "Andrea Lachner"
>><dre...@worldno.spamonline.co.za> wrote in message
>><a8787p$efp$1...@ctb-nnrp1.saix.net>:
>>>Considering I am the reason all this started, I have ONLY one thing to
>>>say:
>>>b (alias Richard)
>>>is pathetically overreacting, and seeking attention. Shame!
>>>Has he got any siblings? Obviously none he cares about!
>>>Because if he did, and someone made a derrogatory comment about his
>>>siblings, he would also react like my brother did!
>>>IDIOT, is all I have to say!
>>>And, oh so very boring!
>>I did not know that you were related... there must be plenty of people who
>>share your surname...
>>secondly, i was merely having some harmless fun that I am sure did not
>>offend you...
>lets see, if _they_ weren't offended, why are you being so whinie

any complaint is a whine in your view...

i've had my inbox flooded, been signed up for third part subscriptions, had
my name and email address forged (and received complaints for stuff that
Copeman is doing), had my personal particulars posted all over Usenet and
various web sites, received death threats etc. etc...

and all because one particular person (Peter Copeman) could not get his way
and have my ISP revoke my account for participating on ATJ... because he
apparently does not want people exchanging conversation there... he insists
that ATJ is for joke lists only...

i told him to take a hike and he went nuts... he even started posting here,
which of course annie_ascii loved... in fact "she" only posts now to scoff
at me because I outed "her" on here... only a very few people still believe
she is a 15yo girl... and "she" takes great delight in re-posting my
personal details here, but no one rebukes her for that...

if people are going to hold me accountable for posting Gernot's details
here, then I am going to hold anyone who posts my details legally
accountable too... and don't accuse me of whining further either...

Copeman is still waging war on news:alt.tasteless.jokes and while I was his
number one target, all the rest, including Gernot Lachner here, thought it
hilarious to incite him to new heights, and I was the one who suffered...

now that it is their turn, they are all of a sudden producing email
addresses where abuse reports may be sent and taking it all very
seriously...

one Australian is even using his postion to intimidate the staff at an
anonymous service to reveal the identity of the person signing him up for
third party subscriptions...

>>thirdly, that phrase (show us yer tits) is commonly used by other people on
>>Usenet without Gernot jumping on them and being personally abusive towards
>>them...
>the phrase "show us yer tits" is abusive, and a personal affront to those you use it on

no, it's not... it's clearly a joke... and I intended it as a joke...

none of my posts are intended to cause people personal hurt or otherwise
inconvenience them...

>>Gernot clearly has a personal problem with me, because it is not what I say
>>but the mere fact that it emanates from _me_ that causes his reaction...
>not only Gernot, but the whole world, even the voices have turned against you

fine, be silly about it... it's not really your problem anyway...

and fyi i do not suffer auditory hallucinations...

>>I am not prepared to tolerate his abuse anymore... furthermore I find it
>you seem eager to dish out what you cannot take

that is ridiculous... i am not an abusive poster...

>>ironic in the extreme that he whines that I breached his privacy by posting
>no the irony is the amount of whining you are doing when its YOUR turn on the hotseat

actually the irony is that Gernot Lachner has actively encouraged a hardcore
Internet abuser merely because he doesn't like me...

I ignore those I dislike... I don't play petty revenge games on the
Internet... after all, this is a place I work too...

>>his personal details (that he accidentally posted elsewhere) when he has
>>actively incited Peter Copeman when he decided to post by personal details
>you feel no compunction against doing it to others, just if it happens to you

nonsense... I have posted only Gernot's address on here to indicate to him
that he is not anonymous... and that I am entirely serious about him showing
me respect or just refraining from issuing further slanderous and false
comments online about me...

>>online... Gernot's incitement of Peter Copeman including condenation of
>>Copemans' death threats against me, when Copeman was posting a physical
>>address that could well have been accurate... at no time did Gernot oppose
>>such death threats, in fact he encouraged Copeman... I hold Gernot complicit
>>in this ongoing abuse against me and I am ready to pursue criminal and civil
>>actions against him if he refuses to take me seriously and stop...
>maybe, just maybe, if you stopped your crap, the crap you dish out wouldn't come back around and
>smack you in the back of the head later

utter rubbish... this happened as a result of Copeman's implacable desire to
force his will on atj...

Gernot took a dislike to me for his own reasons... I cannot account for
that... disliking someone is a private issue, slandering and harassing them
because of that dislike is a completely different matter...

Now I suggest you not involve yourself any further in something you do not
understand fully... you are not in full possession of the facts and I don't
think you are particularly interested in doing anything but add more fuel to
the fire...

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 00:55:08 GMT, fho...@ebpurfgre.ee.pbz (SubZero) wrote
in message <slr...@localhost.localdomain>:
>b wrote:
>> On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 15:05:19 GMT, fho...@ebpurfgre.ee.pbz (SubZero) wrote
>> in message <slr...@localhost.localdomain>:
>>>You forgot something.  ;-) Richard is simply another `Net Kook`. Almost 
>>>every newsgroup has at least one.
>> What's a net kook...? According to your definition it is someone who gets
>> continual personal abuse and complains about it...
>Your rot13ed signature pretty much says it all, you're a nut case. Please
>do the world a favor and promptly remove yourself from it. Thank you.

actually my sig is a joke... anyone knows that...

your reply indicates that you are the unhappy one...

none of your wishes will be granted...

goodbye

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

ann...@oal.com ASCII art 1 Apr 2002 12:13 · permalink · report
On 2002-04-01 bes...@adderleystreet.co.za (Richard Catto) said:

   >...which of course annie_ascii loved... in fact "she"
   >only posts now to scoff at me because I outed "her" on
   >here... only a very few people still believe she is a 15yo
   >girl...

--
Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist
                         _____
 ####    ####           (((   `\  "Outed" me??? You're such a lamer,
##  ##  ##  ##          _ _`\   )  / dude. You have some weird idea
######  ######          (^  )   )    that I'm a 50 year old man.
##  ##  ##  ##           ~-((,,,))   Well, I'm NOT...you big git.
##  ##  ##  ##           /
                           None of this stuff would have happened to
                           you if you hadn't been such an imbecile in
                           the newsgroups. You brought it on yourself.
                           So stop acting like an idiot, and grow UP.
                           Gawwhhh.

BoD <spa...@BoDLand.com> 1 Apr 2002 12:45 · permalink · report
But is this related to ascii art ?

BoD


"b" <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote in message
news:rn5...@4ax.com...
> On 01 Apr 2002 00:34:06 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP)
wrote
> in message <3ca7a962.32560011@205.158.27.245>:

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 1 Apr 2002 15:17 · permalink · report
On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 12:12:26 +0200, b <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote:

>On 01 Apr 2002 00:34:06 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) wrote
>in message <3ca7a962.32560011@205.158.27.245>:
>>On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 01:12:12 +0200, b <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 16:57:40 +0200, "Andrea Lachner"
>>><dre...@worldno.spamonline.co.za> wrote in message
>>><a8787p$efp$1...@ctb-nnrp1.saix.net>:
>>>>Considering I am the reason all this started, I have ONLY one thing to
>>>>say:
>>>>b (alias Richard)
>>>>is pathetically overreacting, and seeking attention. Shame!
>>>>Has he got any siblings? Obviously none he cares about!
>>>>Because if he did, and someone made a derrogatory comment about his
>>>>siblings, he would also react like my brother did!
>>>>IDIOT, is all I have to say!
>>>>And, oh so very boring!
>>>I did not know that you were related... there must be plenty of people who
>>>share your surname...
>>>secondly, i was merely having some harmless fun that I am sure did not
>>>offend you...
>>lets see, if _they_ weren't offended, why are you being so whinie
>
>any complaint is a whine in your view...

only when its people like you who disturb things intentionally, and then 
complain when things don't go as you planned

>
>i've had my inbox flooded, been signed up for third part subscriptions, had
>my name and email address forged (and received complaints for stuff that
>Copeman is doing), had my personal particulars posted all over Usenet and
>various web sites, received death threats etc. etc...
>
>and all because one particular person (Peter Copeman) could not get his way
>and have my ISP revoke my account for participating on ATJ... because he
>apparently does not want people exchanging conversation there... he insists
>that ATJ is for joke lists only...
>
>i told him to take a hike and he went nuts... he even started posting here,

he started posting here, your little playground of mischief and disrupted your 
nasty mouthed good time (here being alt-ascii.art) you are not a participant
in this newsgroup, merely an annoyance

>which of course annie_ascii loved... in fact "she" only posts now to scoff
>at me because I outed "her" on here... only a very few people still believe
>she is a 15yo girl... 

in your mind, those voices must be telling you interesting things....

>and "she" takes great delight in re-posting my
>personal details here, but no one rebukes her for that...
>
>if people are going to hold me accountable for posting Gernot's details
>here, then I am going to hold anyone who posts my details legally
>accountable too... and don't accuse me of whining further either...

since you were the one who decided to cross-post here with the intent to
disrupt the news group, I don't see as you have room to complain if 
somone else does likewise

>
>Copeman is still waging war on news:alt.tasteless.jokes and while I was his
>number one target, all the rest, including Gernot Lachner here, thought it
>hilarious to incite him to new heights, and I was the one who suffered...
>

one can only wonder what depths you sank to that incited his actions

>now that it is their turn, they are all of a sudden producing email
>addresses where abuse reports may be sent and taking it all very
>seriously...
>
>one Australian is even using his postion to intimidate the staff at an
>anonymous service to reveal the identity of the person signing him up for
>third party subscriptions...
>

are you bragging?

>>>thirdly, that phrase (show us yer tits) is commonly used by other people on
>>>Usenet without Gernot jumping on them and being personally abusive towards
>>>them...
>>the phrase "show us yer tits" is abusive, and a personal affront to those you use it on
>
>no, it's not... it's clearly a joke... and I intended it as a joke...

its not a joke, its tasteless, immature, and pointless, but then so are you

>
>none of my posts are intended to cause people personal hurt or otherwise
>inconvenience them...
>

idiot, you are posting drivel on an ascii group, you are rude, you are inconveniencing
people the world over, its your reason for existing apparently


>>>Gernot clearly has a personal problem with me, because it is not what I say
>>>but the mere fact that it emanates from _me_ that causes his reaction...
>>not only Gernot, but the whole world, even the voices have turned against you
>
>fine, be silly about it... it's not really your problem anyway...
>and fyi i do not suffer auditory hallucinations...
>
did the voices tell you to say that?


>>>I am not prepared to tolerate his abuse anymore... furthermore I find it
>>you seem eager to dish out what you cannot take
>
>that is ridiculous... i am not an abusive poster...

you are, quit the denials, no one believes them anyway

>
>>>ironic in the extreme that he whines that I breached his privacy by posting
>>no the irony is the amount of whining you are doing when its YOUR turn on the hotseat
>
>actually the irony is that Gernot Lachner has actively encouraged a hardcore
>Internet abuser merely because he doesn't like me...
>

one can only wonder what depths you sank to in order to provoke these people

>I ignore those I dislike... I don't play petty revenge games on the
>Internet... after all, this is a place I work too...
>

then get back to work and quit posting to groups that you are not a participant of
(on topic, not your regular troll crap)


>>>his personal details (that he accidentally posted elsewhere) when he has
>>>actively incited Peter Copeman when he decided to post by personal details
>>you feel no compunction against doing it to others, just if it happens to you
>
>nonsense... I have posted only Gernot's address on here to indicate to him
>that he is not anonymous... and that I am entirely serious about him showing
>me respect or just refraining from issuing further slanderous and false
>comments online about me...

again, its ok when YOU do it, in your mind, you even post justifications that 
you (or those lil voices) make up as to why its ok for YOU to do whatever you want

>
>>>online... Gernot's incitement of Peter Copeman including condenation of
>>>Copemans' death threats against me, when Copeman was posting a physical
>>>address that could well have been accurate... at no time did Gernot oppose
>>>such death threats, in fact he encouraged Copeman... I hold Gernot complicit
>>>in this ongoing abuse against me and I am ready to pursue criminal and civil
>>>actions against him if he refuses to take me seriously and stop...
>>maybe, just maybe, if you stopped your crap, the crap you dish out wouldn't come back around and
>>smack you in the back of the head later
>
>utter rubbish... this happened as a result of Copeman's implacable desire to
>force his will on atj...
>
I wonder what depths you sank to in order to cause him to target you


>Gernot took a dislike to me for his own reasons... I cannot account for
>that... disliking someone is a private issue, slandering and harassing them
>because of that dislike is a completely different matter...
>
>Now I suggest you not involve yourself any further in something you do not
>understand fully... you are not in full possession of the facts and I don't
>think you are particularly interested in doing anything but add more fuel to
>the fire...

and I suggest you find a new hobby, as you can see trolling in several news groups 
has caught up on you, and all the crap you have dished out is now comming full circle
and dumping back on you.... 

>


and now for something ON TOPIC: TROLL
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On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 12:13:46 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote in message
<uag...@corp.supernews.com>:
>On 2002-04-01 bes...@adderleystreet.co.za (Richard Catto) said:
>   >...which of course annie_ascii loved... in fact "she"
>   >only posts now to scoff at me because I outed "her" on
>   >here... only a very few people still believe she is a 15yo
>   >girl...
>--
>Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist
>                         _____
> ####    ####           (((   `\  "Outed" me??? You're such a lamer,
>##  ##  ##  ##          _ _`\   )  / dude. You have some weird idea
>######  ######          (^  )   )    that I'm a 50 year old man.
>##  ##  ##  ##           ~-((,,,))   Well, I'm NOT...you big git.
>##  ##  ##  ##           /

there are too many people like you masquerading as 15yo girls...

you are either:
1. a pedophile wanting to converse with other young girls
2. an FBI agent trying to elicit pedophilic contact
3. a mental patient with Internet access
4. or you are indeed a 15yo girl

personally I believe you are anything but a 15yo girl and since you use
http://www.supernews.com, an anonymous news server, to post I believe you
are into child porn because that is the chief reason to hide your online
activities...

>                           None of this stuff would have happened to
>                           you if you hadn't been such an imbecile in
>                           the newsgroups. You brought it on yourself.
>                           So stop acting like an idiot, and grow UP.
>                           Gawwhhh.

you just don't like me, because I refuse to believe your story about
yourself...

and if you are really 15, then trust me, you still have to learn stuff I've
already forgotten...

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

ann...@oal.com wrote:

> On 2002-04-01 bes...@adderleystreet.co.za (Richard Catto) said:
> 
>    >...which of course annie_ascii loved... in fact "she"
>    >only posts now to scoff at me because I outed "her" on
>    >here... only a very few people still believe she is a 15yo
>    >girl...
>             _____
>           (((   `\  "Outed" me??? You're such a lamer,
>           _ _`\   )  / dude. You have some weird idea
>           (^  )   )    that I'm a 50 year old man.
>            ~-((,,,))   Well, I'm NOT...you big git.
>            /

No no my dear, you've misunderstood him. He doesn't *think* you're a
50 year old man, he *wishes* you were a 50 year old man; he doesn't
like girls ;-)

ann...@oal.com ASCII art 1 Apr 2002 21:00 · permalink · report
On 2002-04-01 big...@sesame.street said:

   >No no my dear, you've misunderstood him. He doesn't *think* you're a
   >50 year old man, he *wishes* you were a 50 year old man; he doesn't
   >like girls ;-)

--
Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist
                         _____
 ####    ####           (((   `\  Hehehe!
##  ##  ##  ##          _ _`\   )  /
######  ######          (^  )   )
##  ##  ##  ##           ~-((,,,))
##  ##  ##  ##           /

On 01 Apr 2002 15:17:42 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) wrote
in message <3ca8756b.994087@205.158.27.245>:
>On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 12:12:26 +0200, b <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote:
>>On 01 Apr 2002 00:34:06 GMT, mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net (MJP) wrote
>>in message <3ca7a962.32560011@205.158.27.245>:
>>>On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 01:12:12 +0200, b <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 31 Mar 2002 16:57:40 +0200, "Andrea Lachner"
>>>><dre...@worldno.spamonline.co.za> wrote in message
>>>><a8787p$efp$1...@ctb-nnrp1.saix.net>:
>>>>>Considering I am the reason all this started, I have ONLY one thing to
>>>>>say:
>>>>>b (alias Richard)
>>>>>is pathetically overreacting, and seeking attention. Shame!
>>>>>Has he got any siblings? Obviously none he cares about!
>>>>>Because if he did, and someone made a derrogatory comment about his
>>>>>siblings, he would also react like my brother did!
>>>>>IDIOT, is all I have to say!
>>>>>And, oh so very boring!
>>>>I did not know that you were related... there must be plenty of people who
>>>>share your surname...
>>>>secondly, i was merely having some harmless fun that I am sure did not
>>>>offend you...
>>>lets see, if _they_ weren't offended, why are you being so whinie
>>any complaint is a whine in your view...
>only when its people like you who disturb things intentionally,

complete utter hogwash...

>and then complain when things don't go as you planned

your spin on events has no relation to reality at all... in fact you are not
fully au fait with the facts surrounding the issue at hand...

>>i've had my inbox flooded, been signed up for third part subscriptions, had
>>my name and email address forged (and received complaints for stuff that
>>Copeman is doing), had my personal particulars posted all over Usenet and
>>various web sites, received death threats etc. etc...
>>and all because one particular person (Peter Copeman) could not get his way
>>and have my ISP revoke my account for participating on ATJ... because he
>>apparently does not want people exchanging conversation there... he insists
>>that ATJ is for joke lists only...
>>i told him to take a hike and he went nuts... he even started posting here,
>he started posting here,

he (Peter Copeman) scoured Usenet for my presence so that he could inject
himself there to spread his devilry as broadly as possible...

>your little playground of mischief

again... complete utter hogwash...

>and disrupted your 
>nasty mouthed good time (here being alt-ascii.art) you are not a participant
>in this newsgroup, merely an annoyance

more lies...

>>which of course annie_ascii loved... in fact "she" only posts now to scoff
>>at me because I outed "her" on here... only a very few people still believe
>>she is a 15yo girl... 
>in your mind, those voices must be telling you interesting things....

I have answered this in a previous posting...

>>and "she" takes great delight in re-posting my
>>personal details here, but no one rebukes her for that...
>>if people are going to hold me accountable for posting Gernot's details
>>here, then I am going to hold anyone who posts my details legally
>>accountable too... and don't accuse me of whining further either...
>since you were the one who decided to cross-post

I have do not cross-post here, I post here...

this proves you are either misinformed or lying... I believe you are lying
with malice of forethought in an attempt to discredit me...

>here with the intent to disrupt the news group,

complete utter hogwash... it is impossible to disrupt a group if you do not
flood and keep your posting address fairly constant... I have changed my
header at times, but I do not switch addresses constantly to spring out of
kill-filters...

so the question is: how do I disrupt this ng? by posting little quips that
you don't find amusing?

>I don't see as you have room to complain if somone else does likewise

I have never done what has been done to me... Copeman's provider does not
seem to take any notice of any complaints, and I am not the only person who
has tendered abuse complaints about him either...

since Copeman resides in the UK, it is not easy for me to go around to his
address and silence him permanently, which is what I would wish would happen
to him...

>>Copeman is still waging war on news:alt.tasteless.jokes and while I was his
>>number one target, all the rest, including Gernot Lachner here, thought it
>>hilarious to incite him to new heights, and I was the one who suffered...
>one can only wonder what depths you sank to that incited his actions

my entire correspondence with Copeman was posted by myself onto
news:alt.tasteless.jokes - the period was Jan - Feb 2002 - you can look it
all up on Google.com. I have long since deleted all his emails and spam.

>>now that it is their turn, they are all of a sudden producing email
>>addresses where abuse reports may be sent and taking it all very
>>seriously...
>>one Australian is even using his postion to intimidate the staff at an
>>anonymous service to reveal the identity of the person signing him up for
>>third party subscriptions...
>are you bragging?

I am South African... and I reside in Cape Town, South Africa...

>>>>thirdly, that phrase (show us yer tits) is commonly used by other people on
>>>>Usenet without Gernot jumping on them and being personally abusive towards
>>>>them...
>>>the phrase "show us yer tits" is abusive, and a personal affront to those you use it on
>>no, it's not... it's clearly a joke... and I intended it as a joke...
>its not a joke, its tasteless, immature, and pointless, but then so are you

complete utter hogwash... it is a joke and would clearly be recognised as
such by over 95% of people reading it... but otoh there are plenty of comics
through history who's satirical or subtle humour has been misreceived...
(see the film Man in the Moon for an example of this)...

Not everyone finds John Cleese funny... nor Robin Williams... humour is a
subjective thing like ice-cream preferences... so just because you don't
find me funny, does not give you the right to defame me by calling me a
disruptive influence who deserves to be trashed and issued with death
threats...

all your posts attempt to belittle me... as does Gernot's and others...
belittling posts are common on Usenet and usually I ignore them... but when
they are ongoing and persistent and track me around to different newsgroups
then I am prepared to do something about that harassment...

>>none of my posts are intended to cause people personal hurt or otherwise
>>inconvenience them...
>idiot, you are posting drivel on an ascii group, you are rude, you are inconveniencing
>people the world over, its your reason for existing apparently

How am I inconveniencing you? You can kill filter me any time. I do not
personally abuse or slander you...

Plenty of people post drivel to Usenet, not that I consider what I post
drivel, but it is not a requirement of Usenet that posts need to be passed
by you first. Please accept that.

>>>>Gernot clearly has a personal problem with me, because it is not what I say
>>>>but the mere fact that it emanates from _me_ that causes his reaction...
>>>not only Gernot, but the whole world, even the voices have turned against you
>>fine, be silly about it... it's not really your problem anyway...
>>and fyi i do not suffer auditory hallucinations...
>did the voices tell you to say that?

ok... time to plonk you and move on... this is all going above your head...

>>>>I am not prepared to tolerate his abuse anymore... furthermore I find it
>>>you seem eager to dish out what you cannot take
>>that is ridiculous... i am not an abusive poster...
>you are, quit the denials, no one believes them anyway

...

>>>>ironic in the extreme that he whines that I breached his privacy by posting
>>>no the irony is the amount of whining you are doing when its YOUR turn on the hotseat
>>actually the irony is that Gernot Lachner has actively encouraged a hardcore
>>Internet abuser merely because he doesn't like me...
>one can only wonder what depths you sank to in order to provoke these people

...

>>I ignore those I dislike... I don't play petty revenge games on the
>>Internet... after all, this is a place I work too...
>then get back to work and quit posting to groups that you are not a participant of
>(on topic, not your regular troll crap)

...

>>>>his personal details (that he accidentally posted elsewhere) when he has
>>>>actively incited Peter Copeman when he decided to post by personal details
>>>you feel no compunction against doing it to others, just if it happens to you
>>nonsense... I have posted only Gernot's address on here to indicate to him
>>that he is not anonymous... and that I am entirely serious about him showing
>>me respect or just refraining from issuing further slanderous and false
>>comments online about me...
>again, its ok when YOU do it, in your mind, you even post justifications that 
>you (or those lil voices) make up as to why its ok for YOU to do whatever you want

...

>>>>online... Gernot's incitement of Peter Copeman including condenation of
>>>>Copemans' death threats against me, when Copeman was posting a physical
>>>>address that could well have been accurate... at no time did Gernot oppose
>>>>such death threats, in fact he encouraged Copeman... I hold Gernot complicit
>>>>in this ongoing abuse against me and I am ready to pursue criminal and civil
>>>>actions against him if he refuses to take me seriously and stop...
>>>maybe, just maybe, if you stopped your crap, the crap you dish out wouldn't come back around and
>>>smack you in the back of the head later
>>utter rubbish... this happened as a result of Copeman's implacable desire to
>>force his will on atj...
>I wonder what depths you sank to in order to cause him to target you

I refused to comply with his demands... which were:
1. stop participating in atj
2. remove my web site (http://www.adderleystreet.co.za)
3. slit my wrists

clearly this is a man to be taken seriously... so I told him very eloquently
what I thought of his demands, and then he went into warp overdrive... and
Gernot and his fellow lackies thought it was hugely funny to egg him on, by
saying I deserved it etc... atj is a place where some people find it funny
to be nasty to others ala playground bully style... i don't find it funny,
but i am prepared to deal with it on atj... however when people, like
Lachner here and Copeman before him, decide that they wish to follow me
around Usenet dishing out more of the same, then I am prepared to get
lawyers and police involved if need be... first step however is to get their
ISPs concerned to issue them with a warning...

>>Gernot took a dislike to me for his own reasons... I cannot account for
>>that... disliking someone is a private issue, slandering and harassing them
>>because of that dislike is a completely different matter...
>>Now I suggest you not involve yourself any further in something you do not
>>understand fully... you are not in full possession of the facts and I don't
>>think you are particularly interested in doing anything but add more fuel to
>>the fire...
>and I suggest you find a new hobby, as you can see trolling in several news groups 
>has caught up on you,

utter rot... trolling is a time honoured art... and it will be here long
after both of us have moved on...

>and all the crap you have dished out is now comming full circle
>and dumping back on you.... 

utter fornicating rubbish...

>and now for something ON TOPIC: TROLL
>                 ;
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>       `.\ |.ooooooooo.i.--
>      ''`.dYY'```''''`YYb.''
>        dX`             'Xb
>     .-.Xb wwWWw   wWWww dX.-.
>    ((@ 9X :  O > < O  : XP @))
>      U' Xb `--'| |`--' dX `U
>       .odXb  .-' `-.  dXbo.
>      dY'``   '-._.-'   ''`Yb
>     dX'      _,ooo._      `Xb
>     Xb      d8 _|_ 8b      dX
>     8b       `Y8d8P'       d8'
>     Y8o_                 ,dP'
>       YY8ooooooooooooooMJP'
>              __) (__
>            /,.     , \
>            \\|     |//
>            (( _____ ))
>              |  Y  |
>              |__|__|
>               (| |)
>               || ||
>             _ /( )\_
>       _,--''   b d  ``--.__
>   ,-''      ,/'   `\,      ``-.
> .-.-.-.-. /'        `.\ .-.-.-.-.
>(_(_(_(___)'           `(___)_)_)_)

is this what you look like...?

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V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

MJP <mik...@bluedwarf.spam.net> ASCII art 2 Apr 2002 00:38 · permalink · report
On Tue, 02 Apr 2002 01:38:09 +0200, b <bes...@adderleystreet.co.za> wrote:

<a lot of rubbish mostly>

                 ;
            . |.|(|., _
         .\ \ '/|)|',-' .,
       `.\ |.ooooooooo.i.--
      ''`.dYY'```''''`YYb.''
        dX`             'Xb
     .-.Xb wwWWw   wWWww dX.-.
    ((@ 9X :  O > < O  : XP @))
      U' Xb `--'| |`--' dX `U
       .odXb  .-' `-.  dXbo.
      dY'``   '-._.-'   ''`Yb
     dX'      _,ooo._      `Xb
     Xb      d8 _|_ 8b      dX
     8b       `Y8d8P'       d8'
     Y8o_                 ,dP'
       YY8ooooooooooooooMJP'
              __) (__
            /,.     , \
            \\|     |//
            (( _____ ))
              |  Y  |
              |__|__|
               (| |)
               || ||
             _ /( )\_
       _,--''   b d  ``--.__
   ,-''      ,/'   `\,      ``-.
 .-.-.-.-. /'        `.\ .-.-.-.-.
(_(_(_(___)'           `(___)_)_)_)

hmmm his feet need work, any diddles?

On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 16:29:33 +0000, Huge Yellow Canary
<big...@sesame.street> wrote in message
<3cb18980.138414147@209.249.90.100>:
>ann...@oal.com wrote:
>> On 2002-04-01 bes...@adderleystreet.co.za (Richard Catto) said:
>>    >...which of course annie_ascii loved... in fact "she"
>>    >only posts now to scoff at me because I outed "her" on
>>    >here... only a very few people still believe she is a 15yo
>>    >girl...
>>             _____
>>           (((   `\  "Outed" me??? You're such a lamer,
>>           _ _`\   )  / dude. You have some weird idea
>>           (^  )   )    that I'm a 50 year old man.
>>            ~-((,,,))   Well, I'm NOT...you big git.
>>            /
>No no my dear, you've misunderstood him. He doesn't *think* you're a
>50 year old man, he *wishes* you were a 50 year old man; he doesn't
>like girls ;-)

you are correct... I don't like girls... I prefer women...

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bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

On Mon, 01 Apr 2002 21:00:14 -0000, ann...@oal.com wrote in message
<uah...@corp.supernews.com>:
>On 2002-04-01 big...@sesame.street said:
>   >No no my dear, you've misunderstood him. He doesn't *think* you're a
>   >50 year old man, he *wishes* you were a 50 year old man; he doesn't
>   >like girls ;-)
>--
>Annie Ascii -- budding 15-year-old ASCII artist
>                         _____
> ####    ####           (((   `\  Hehehe!
>##  ##  ##  ##          _ _`\   )  /
>######  ######          (^  )   )
>##  ##  ##  ##           ~-((,,,))
>##  ##  ##  ##           /

wow, what a witty reply... the only time you pop up these days is to attempt
to flame me... are the pickings slow these days...?

-- 
bes...@last.com
V ybir lbh nyy. Lbh ner nyy fhpu fcrpvny crbcyr. Naq abj V unir gb xvyy lbh.

Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 2 Apr 2002 19:39 · permalink · report
In article<ur8...@4ax.com>, Great Batfish
<vam...@idws.co.za> writes:
>i'm still looking for a reasonably-sized [ about an A5 page ] ascii
>bat if anyone would be so kind as to make one up ?
>
>other bats in all shapes, sizes and formats also welcome !-)

http://www.xemu.demon.co/uk/art/index.html#bat

Bat by Daryl Rece

                         -.                       .-
                      _..-'(                       )`-.._
                   ./'. '||\\.      _ _ /| ACK!  .//||` .`\.
                ./'.|'.'||||\\|..   \'o.O' /  ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
             ./'..|'.|| |||||\``````=(___)=''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
           ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.  U  .|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`\.
          /'|||'.|||||| |||||||||||||     ||||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
         '.|||'.||||||| |||||||||||||     ||||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.`
        '.||| ||||||||| |/'   ``\||``     ''||/''   `\| ||||||||| |||.`
        |/' \./'     `\./         \!|\   /|!/         \./'     `\./ `\|
        V    V         V          }' `\ /' `{          V         V    V
        `    `         `               V               '         '    '





-- 
  (o_.'   _0)    (o< -!    _o)   {o_ _d)    lunchtime at the Bill & Fish
  //\c{}   /\\   //\   Y U <\\   //D /\\ _O)  [fish saloon--all sorts of
  V__)_:::_\_U:::V_/_::::^:::::::V_)_\_V_(\):::::::::::::fish sold here]
  http://www.xemu.demon.co.uk/art/penguins.html

On Tue, 2 Apr 2002 20:39:40 +0100, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
wrote:
>http://www.xemu.demon.co/uk/art/index.html#bat
>
>Bat by Daryl Rece
>
>                         -.                       .-
>                      _..-'(                       )`-.._
>                   ./'. '||\\.      _ _ /| ACK!  .//||` .`\.
>                ./'.|'.'||||\\|..   \'o.O' /  ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
>             ./'..|'.|| |||||\``````=(___)=''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
>           ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.  U  .|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`\.
>          /'|||'.|||||| |||||||||||||     ||||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
>         '.|||'.||||||| |||||||||||||     ||||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.`
>        '.||| ||||||||| |/'   ``\||``     ''||/''   `\| ||||||||| |||.`
>        |/' \./'     `\./         \!|\   /|!/         \./'     `\./ `\|
>        V    V         V          }' `\ /' `{ DR       V         V    V
>        `    `         `               V               '         '    '

Dave, thanks for the attribution on the bat! It was one of the pieces
of unattributed ascii-art I'd posted in the discussion I started that
led to the informal adoption of [nosig]. Only regret that the site
didn't come up this morning so I could see what else was there. Will 
have to try later.

Thanks again!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
 "JamesDad" (my name is Mike--I'm James' Dad) is a nym I use in honor and 
memory of my son James Webb (1992-2000), slain in battle fighting leukemia.
 His story is told on the webpages http://www.themiraclekids.com/james.htm 
 and at http://www.themiraclekids.com/mem-james.htm.  He was a greater man 
 at 8 than many ever become. May the message of his life not be forgotten!

Andreas Freise <ad...@mpq.mpg.de> ASCII art 10 Apr 2002 17:31 · permalink · report
On 09 Apr 2002 JamesDad wrote:
> On Tue, 2 Apr 2002 20:39:40 +0100, Dave Bird <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk>
> wrote:
>>http://www.xemu.demon.co/uk/art/index.html#bat
>>
>>Bat by Daryl Rece
>>
>>                         -.                       .-
>>                      _..-'(                       )`-.._
>>                   ./'. '||\\.      _ _ /| ACK!  .//||` .`\.
>>                ./'.|'.'||||\\|..   \'o.O' /  ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
>>             ./'..|'.|| |||||\``````=(___)=''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
>>           ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.  U  .|||||||||||| ||||.`||.`\.
>>          /'|||'.|||||| |||||||||||||     ||||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
>>         '.|||'.||||||| |||||||||||||     ||||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.`
>>        '.||| ||||||||| |/'   ``\||``     ''||/''   `\| ||||||||| |||.`
>>        |/' \./'     `\./         \!|\   /|!/         \./'     `\./ `\|
>>        V    V         V          }' `\ /' `{ DR       V         V    V
>>        `    `         `               V               '         '    '
> 
> Dave, thanks for the attribution on the bat! It was one of the pieces
> of unattributed ascii-art I'd posted in the discussion I started that
> led to the informal adoption of [nosig]. 

Hm, I am not as good as I used to be in remembering the old stuff. In my
files the credits go as follows:





                      _..-'(                       )`-.._
                   ./'. '||\\.       (\_/)       .//||` .`\.
                ./'.|'.'||||\\|..    )O O(    ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
             ./'..|'.|| |||||\`````` '`"'` ''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
           ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.     .|||||||||||| |||||.`||.`\.
          /'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
         '.|||'.||||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.`
        '.||| ||||||||| |/'   ``\||``     ''||/''   `\| ||||||||| |||.`
        |/' \./'     `\./         \!|\   /|!/         \./'     `\./ `\|
        V    V         V          }' `\ /' `{          V         V    V
        `    `         `               V               '         '    '

        Vivian Aldridge


And diddled:

*%\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*<*>*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/%*
*  X   !   X   !   X   !   X   !       !   X   !   X   !   X   !   X  *
*      O       O       O       O       O       O       O       O      *
*                                                                     *
*                    \|/             ,         \|/                    *
*                 _..-'(        _ __/|         )`-.._                 *
*              ./'. '||\\.      \`O.o'       .//||` .`\..             *
*           ./'.|'.|||||\\|..   =(_ _)=    ..|//||||`.`|.`\.          *
*        ./'..|'.||||||||\`````-. ,U. ,-'''''/||( )|||.`|..`\.        *
*      ./'.||'.||||~||||||||||||.V   V.|||||||||||||||||.`||.`\.      *
*     /'|||'.||||(  >|||||||||||||. .||||||||||||||||||^||.`|||`\     *
*    '.|||'.||||||||||||||||||||||   |||||||||||||||||(  )|.`|||.`    *
*   '.||| |||||||||||/'   ``\||`|(   )|'||/''   `\||||<   ||| |||.`   *
*   |/' \./'     `\|/         \||\   /\V/         \|/'    ~`\./ `\|   *
*   V    V         V           V `||\\ `           V         V    V   *
*   `    `         `           '  || \\  _         '         '    '   *
*                                 ((  \\//                            *
*                                  \\  \/                             *
*                                  /_\                                *
*                                  " "                                *
*                                                                     *
****************************************************************jittlov

This looks rather consistent whit the bat by DR being a diddle of a diddle.
I cannot recall where I got the information from. But now with
the Google archives going back to the beginning of a.a-a this should
be just a matter of spending some time on research. Anyone?

:)
Andreas

-- 
________________________________________________ http://www.ascii-art.de

In article<fts...@adfpc.amp.uni-hannover.de>, Andreas Freise
<ad...@mpq.mpg.de> writes:
>
>                      _..-'(                       )`-.._
>                   ./'. '||\\.       (\_/)       .//||` .`\.
>                ./'.|'.'||||\\|..    )O O(    ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
>             ./'..|'.|| |||||\`````` '`"'` ''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
>           ./'.||'.|||| ||||||||||||.     .|||||||||||| |||||.`||.`\.
>          /'|||'.|||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| ||||||.`|||`\
>         '.|||'.||||||| ||||||||||||{     }|||||||||||| |||||||.`|||.`
>        '.||| ||||||||| |/'   ``\||``     ''||/''   `\| ||||||||| |||.`
>        |/' \./'     `\./         \!|\   /|!/         \./'     `\./ `\|
>        V    V         V          }' `\ /' `{          V         V    V
>        `    `         `               V               '         '    '
>
>        Vivian Aldridge
>

 My attributions are not always correct: if there was no signature
 on the pic, I just use the name of the person who posted it.
>
>And diddled:

 The "diddled" head is taken from a well-known cartoon cat ascii.
>
>*%\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*<*>*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/%*
>*  X   !   X   !   X   !   X   !       !   X   !   X   !   X   !   X  *
>*      O       O       O       O       O       O       O       O      *
>*                                                                     *
>*                    \|/             ,         \|/                    *
>*                 _..-'(        _ __/|         )`-.._                 *
>*              ./'. '||\\.      \`O.o'       .//||` .`\..             *
>*           ./'.|'.|||||\\|..   =(_ _)=    ..|//||||`.`|.`\.          *
>*        ./'..|'.||||||||\`````-. ,U. ,-'''''/||( )|||.`|..`\.        *
>*      ./'.||'.||||~||||||||||||.V   V.|||||||||||||||||.`||.`\.      *
>*     /'|||'.||||(  >|||||||||||||. .||||||||||||||||||^||.`|||`\     *
>*    '.|||'.||||||||||||||||||||||   |||||||||||||||||(  )|.`|||.`    *
>*   '.||| |||||||||||/'   ``\||`|(   )|'||/''   `\||||<   ||| |||.`   *
>*   |/' \./'     `\|/         \||\   /\V/         \|/'    ~`\./ `\|   *
>*   V    V         V           V `||\\ `           V         V    V   *
>*   `    `         `           '  || \\  _         '         '    '   *
>*                                 ((  \\//                            *
>*                                  \\  \/                             *
>*                                  /_\                                *
>*                                  " "                                *
>*                                                                     *
>****************************************************************jittlov
>
>This looks rather consistent whit the bat by DR being a diddle of a diddle.
>I cannot recall where I got the information from. But now with
>the Google archives going back to the beginning of a.a-a this should
>be just a matter of spending some time on research. Anyone?

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