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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Mar 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 358

Nerd Boy, episode 358

alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 20 Mar 2003 - 23 Mar 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 20 Mar 2003 23:38 · permalink · report
   Finally, I'm moving out. Can't
 shake the feeling that I forgot to
  do something important though...
                   `OO
               _n_ .||.
         ____ |___| bb __________________


          Oh well. Taxi!
                   `OO/
               _n_ .||
   __________ |___| bb ____________________________________________



             I'm sure it'll                ____
            come back to me.           .--'.---\---.
                       `OO         ___/___/____|____\___
                     __,//       o'-o-' _ |    |    |_  |
       ___ *draaag* /__/ b _____ '::'--(o)'----'----(o)-' _______




        So.. Where           That's it, deciding a
         to, pal?    ____    ,  destination! Crap.
                `.--'.---\---.      _   _____
             ___/___/____|_OO_\___   - __ -
           o'-o-' _ |    |    |_  | - _- - _
jg________ '::'--(o)'----'----(o)-' ____________________



----
Another story arc! Crap.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

____     On Fri, 21 Mar 2003 00:38:06 +0100
\__/___  Joaquim G�ndara ran through the
 LI-\o-' streets of alt.ascii-art
     |   waving an axe and screaming:
    / \
>
>   Finally, I'm moving out. Can't
> shake the feeling that I forgot to
>  do something important though...
>                   `OO
>               _n_ .||.
>         ____ |___| bb __________________

Are you the guy who normally does Nerd Boy?
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"Bateau" <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:4dv...@4ax.com
> ____     On Fri, 21 Mar 2003 00:38:06 +0100
> \__/___  Joaquim G�ndara ran through the
>  LI-\o-' streets of alt.ascii-art
>      |   waving an axe and screaming:
>     / \
> >
> >   Finally, I'm moving out. Can't
> > shake the feeling that I forgot to
> >  do something important though...
> >                   `OO
> >               _n_ .||.
> >         ____ |___| bb __________________
>
> Are you the guy who normally does Nerd Boy?

Sure. It's just that they replaced my brain with an exact replica.
It's made of plastic, I think. I'm sure it is, but I can't check
because then they'll find me. I have to pretend that I don't know.

Why do you ask?

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

BoD <Bo...@JRAF.org> 22 Mar 2003 14:52 · permalink · report
Plastic doesn't make good brains: it doesn't conduct electricity nor
chemical activity!
But I liked the strip :)

BoD

Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
> > Are you the guy who normally does Nerd Boy?
>
> Sure. It's just that they replaced my brain with an exact replica.
> It's made of plastic, I think. I'm sure it is, but I can't check
> because then they'll find me. I have to pretend that I don't know.
>
> Why do you ask?

Phydeaux <dwe...@kornet.net> ASCII art 23 Mar 2003 10:34 · permalink · report
"BoD" <Bo...@JRAF.org> talked their way out of 
news:3e7c78bb$0$29147$626...@news.free.fr:

> Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
>> > Are you the guy who normally does Nerd Boy?
>>
>> Sure. It's just that they replaced my brain with an exact replica.
>> It's made of plastic, I think. I'm sure it is, but I can't check
>> because then they'll find me. I have to pretend that I don't know.
>>
>> Why do you ask?
> 
> Plastic doesn't make good brains: it doesn't conduct electricity nor
> chemical activity!
> But I liked the strip :)
> 
> BoD

Discover Magazine 1997 Awards for Technological Innovation finalist: 

>> U.S. Air Force's Rome Laboratory's All-Plastic Battery 
>> 
>> DON DYLIS 
>> Most batteries are environmental bad guys. They contain lead,
>> mercury, cadmium, or other toxic heavy metals that can leak and
>> contaminate soil or groundwater. Don Dylis's batteries are
>> different. Dylis, a research manager at the U.S. Air Force's Rome
>> Laboratory in Rome, New York, has developed a more benign battery,
>> made entirely of plastic. Not only is it at least equivalent to
>> standard nickel-cadmium batteries in terms of power and
>> rechargeability, it's also less affected by cold temperatures and
>> can easily be molded to fit into small, awkward spaces. 

Discover Magazine:
http://www.discover.com/awards/arc97/9707-7E.html

Headlines @ Hopkins:
http://www.jhu.edu/news_info/news/home96/nov96/batt.html

(my brains were replaced with plastic, too, but I can't tell you, so 
I'll just say it really subtly in parenthesis)

-Phyeaux

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  LIVE!!!
 ,      .------.--= 
 OO   .^.      |
'||'  _8=##9_  |
 bb    ][`][  _|_

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