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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Aug 1998.
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Frogstein and Birdstein - Japan

Frogstein and Birdstein - Japan

alt.ascii-art · 13 messages · 28 Aug 1998 - 3 Sep 1998
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 28 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
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[]  Frogstein and Birdstein - Japan                                    []
[]  The 'steins Copyright 980827 Pete Casso                            []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Frogstein is on a successful business trip ...                     []
[]  He is celebrating in style one evening ...                         []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     Geishastein! Give me a nice rub!                []
[]                    /                                                []
[]                   /      And let's have an exciting                 []
[]                  /      pillow fight in bed later on!               []
[]                 /      /                                            []
[]                /   `)`,                                             []
[]            .oo     <" )                                             []
[]   _.-.    (  -)    <( <)      .-._                                  []
[]       \~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/                                      []
[]        \  Nippon Baths Inc. /                                       []
[]         `------------------'                                        []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Frogstein is back home in the Land of the 'steins ...              []
[]                                                                     []
[]           Honeystein! Stop making faces at me!                      []
[]          The cold weather abroad makes frogs grow warm feathers!    []
[]         /                                                           []
[]        /    .;;.                                                    []
[]    .oo      `OO;.                                                   []
[]   (>>-)     (^  )                                                   []
[]    " "       " "                                                    []
=========================================================================

=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980827 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                   and Your Name Here   []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                    .;;.                                             []
[]                   .;OO`                                             []
[]  I am Honeystein  (  =)  and I am having problems with my dear,     []
[]                    " "                                              []
[]                                   .oo                               []
[]  but naughty husband, Frogstein  (>>-)   He is growing feathers!    []
[]                                   " "                               []
[]                                                                     []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    .;;.                                             []
[]                   .;OO`                                             []
[]  Dear Honeystein  (  =)                                             []
[]                    " "                                              []
[]                                                                     []
=========================================================================

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

Pete Casso (pet...@sympatico.ca) schrieb:
> =========================================================================
> []                           The 'steins Copyright 980827 Pete Casso.  []
> []   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
> []  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
> []  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                          and Faroul.   []
> []   ^^                                                                []
> []                    .;;.                                             []
> []                   .;OO`                                             []
> []  I am Honeystein  (  =)  and I am having problems with my dear,     []
> []                    " "                                              []
> []                                   .oo                               []
> []  but naughty husband, Frogstein  (>>-)   He is growing feathers!    []
> []                                   " "                               []
> []                                                                     []
> []  What shall I do?                                                   []
> []                                                                     []
> []                                                                     []
> []                                                                     []
> []                    .;;.                                             []
> []                   .;OO`                                             []
> []  Dear Honeystein  (  =)                                             []
> []                    " "                                              []
> []                               (`/\                                  []
> []  Why do you bother? Feathers  `=\/\    are quite usefull, you       [] 
> []                                `=\/\                                []
> []  can write with them, put them  `=\/   into your pillows or         []
> []                                    \_                               []
> []  make a fan of it                  ) (                              []
> []                                  ( INK )    (~~~~~~~~~)             []
> []                                ejm\___/     |   .|.   |             []
> []            __---__                          | >-   -< |             []
> []         _-- : | : --_                       |    :    |             []
> []         \ :\ : : /: /                       `---------'             []
> []          \  : | :  /                                                []
> []           \ \: :/ /                                                 []
> []            \_-|-_/                                                  []
> []              \|/                                                    []
> []               #                                                     []
> []                                      .\|/.                          []
> []                                      (~=~)                          []
> []                                      (/_\)                          []
> []                                       ^ ^                           []
> []                                 FaroulClownstein                    []
> []                                                                     []
> =========================================================================

-- 
                  Henning `Faroul' Peters  -  far...@gmx.net
  Ich wei� nicht, welche Waffen man im 3. Weltkrieg benutzen wird, aber der
  4. Weltkrieg wird mit Steinen und Keulen ausgefochten.  -  Albert Einstein

Matthew Schneider <psy...@usa.net> ASCII art 29 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Pete Casso wrote:
> 
> > > =========================================================================
> > > []                           The 'steins Copyright 980827 Pete Casso.  []
> > > []   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
> > > []  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
> > > []  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                          and Faroul.   []
> > > []   ^^                                                                []
> > > []                    .;;.                                             []
> > > []                   .;OO`                                             []
> > > []  I am Honeystein  (  =)  and I am having problems with my dear,     []
> > > []                    " "                                              []
> > > []                                   .oo                               []
> > > []  but naughty husband, Frogstein  (>>-)   He is growing feathers!    []
> > > []                                   " "                               []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []  What shall I do?                                                   []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                    .;;.                                             []
> > > []                   .;OO`                                             []
> > > []  Dear Honeystein  (  =)                                             []
> > > []                    " "                                              []
> > > []                               (`/\                                  []
> > > []  Why do you bother? Feathers  `=\/\    are quite usefull, you       []
> > > []                                `=\/\                                []
> > > []  can write with them, put them  `=\/   into your pillows or         []
> > > []                                    \_                               []
> > > []  make a fan of it                  ) (                              []
> > > []                                  ( INK )    (~~~~~~~~~)             []
> > > []                                ejm\___/     |   .|.   |             []
> > > []            __---__                          | >-   -< |             []
> > > []         _-- : | : --_                       |    :    |             []
> > > []         \ :\ : : /: /                       `---------'             []
> > > []          \  : | :  /                                                []
> > > []           \ \: :/ /                                                 []
> > > []            \_-|-_/                                                  []
> > > []              \|/                                                    []
> > > []               #                                                     []
> > > []                                      .\|/.                          []
> > > []                                      (~=~)                          []
> > > []                                      (/_\)                          []
> > > []                                       ^ ^                           []
> > > []                                 FaroulClownstein                    []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > =========================================================================
> 
> How do we get the feathers for the pen and fan off Frogstein?
> The more outrageous the better, I think!
> 
> ================================================================
> []                                                            []
> []   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
> []  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
> []   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
> []     ^^  ^^                                                 []
> ================================================================

A couple suggestions:
1. bikini waxing
2. hanging him by the feathers (eventually he will fall)
3. electrosis
4. fire (frogstein wouldn't be burn but the feathers will)
5. tweezers
6. skin him with a potato peeler
-- 
 _/|         BEWARE OF DOG
/  o'-.__
    ,,,,,\  Matthew Schneider
  ______,'      Student
_/mS        psy...@usa.net

Pete Casso (pet...@sympatico.ca) schrieb:
> > > =========================================================================
> > > []                           The 'steins Copyright 980827 Pete Casso.  []
> > > []   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
> > > []  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
> > > []  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                          and Faroul.   []
> > > []   ^^                                                                []
> > > []                    .;;.                                             []
> > > []                   .;OO`                                             []
> > > []  I am Honeystein  (  =)  and I am having problems with my dear,     []
> > > []                    " "                                              []
> > > []                                   .oo                               []
> > > []  but naughty husband, Frogstein  (>>-)   He is growing feathers!    []
> > > []                                   " "                               []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []  What shall I do?                                                   []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > []                    .;;.                                             []
> > > []                   .;OO`                                             []
> > > []  Dear Honeystein  (  =)                                             []
> > > []                    " "                                              []
> > > []                               (`/\                                  []
> > > []  Why do you bother? Feathers  `=\/\    are quite usefull, you       []
> > > []                                `=\/\                                []
> > > []  can write with them, put them  `=\/   into your pillows or         []
> > > []                                    \_                               []
> > > []  make a fan of it                  ) (                              []
> > > []                                  ( INK )    (~~~~~~~~~)             []
> > > []                                ejm\___/     |   .|.   |             []
> > > []            __---__                          | >-   -< |             []
> > > []         _-- : | : --_                       |    :    |             []
> > > []         \ :\ : : /: /                       `---------'             []
> > > []          \  : | :  /                                                []
> > > []           \ \: :/ /                                                 []
> > > []            \_-|-_/                                                  []
> > > []              \|/                                                    []
> > > []               #                                                     []
> > > []                                      .\|/.                          []
> > > []                                      (~=~)                          []
> > > []                                      (/_\)                          []
> > > []                                       ^ ^                           []
> > > []                                 FaroulClownstein                    []
> > > []                                                                     []
> > > =========================================================================
> 
> How do we get the feathers for the pen and fan off Frogstein?
> The more outrageous the better, I think!

Hm, never plucked a chicken?

	Faroul

-- 
                  Henning `Faroul' Peters  -  far...@gmx.net
                      Real programmers use  $ cat >a.out

> > =========================================================================
> > []                           The 'steins Copyright 980827 Pete Casso.  []
> > []   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
> > []  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso   []
> > []  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                          and Faroul.   []
> > []   ^^                                                                []
> > []                    .;;.                                             []
> > []                   .;OO`                                             []
> > []  I am Honeystein  (  =)  and I am having problems with my dear,     []
> > []                    " "                                              []
> > []                                   .oo                               []
> > []  but naughty husband, Frogstein  (>>-)   He is growing feathers!    []
> > []                                   " "                               []
> > []                                                                     []
> > []  What shall I do?                                                   []
> > []                                                                     []
> > []                                                                     []
> > []                                                                     []
> > []                    .;;.                                             []
> > []                   .;OO`                                             []
> > []  Dear Honeystein  (  =)                                             []
> > []                    " "                                              []
> > []                               (`/\                                  []
> > []  Why do you bother? Feathers  `=\/\    are quite usefull, you       []
> > []                                `=\/\                                []
> > []  can write with them, put them  `=\/   into your pillows or         []
> > []                                    \_                               []
> > []  make a fan of it                  ) (                              []
> > []                                  ( INK )    (~~~~~~~~~)             []
> > []                                ejm\___/     |   .|.   |             []
> > []            __---__                          | >-   -< |             []
> > []         _-- : | : --_                       |    :    |             []
> > []         \ :\ : : /: /                       `---------'             []
> > []          \  : | :  /                                                []
> > []           \ \: :/ /                                                 []
> > []            \_-|-_/                                                  []
> > []              \|/                                                    []
> > []               #                                                     []
> > []                                      .\|/.                          []
> > []                                      (~=~)                          []
> > []                                      (/_\)                          []
> > []                                       ^ ^                           []
> > []                                 FaroulClownstein                    []
> > []                                                                     []
> > =========================================================================

How do we get the feathers for the pen and fan off Frogstein?
The more outrageous the better, I think!

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 30 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980827 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                                               []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                                        []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                    .;;.                                             []
[]                   .;OO`                                             []
[]  I am Honeystein  (  =)  and I am having problems with my dear,     []
[]                    " "                                              []
[]                                   .oo                               []
[]  but naughty husband, Frogstein  (>>-)   He is growing feathers!    []
[]                                   " "                               []
[]                                                                     []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    .;;.                                             []
[]                   .;OO`                                             []
[]  Dear Honeystein  (  =)                                             []
[]                    " "                                              []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Let Devilstein burn his feathers off!                              []
[]                                                                     []
[]           Let me turn you                                           []
[]          'round and 'round,                                         []
[]         'round and 'round ...                                       []
[]        /                                                            []
[]     ,,                                    Yaay! Those ticklish      []
[]    ( ">        .oo                       feathers are gone! Yaay!   []
[]   ,(> )>@-V---(>>-)---V-                /                           []
[]  (  ^^    |    " "    |       .oo   .;;.                            []
[]               ,'. `,         (  -)  `OO;.                           []
[]              (((,)((          " "   (=  )                           []
[]             ((`#(((*)                " "                            []
=========================================================================

Thanks go to Matthew Schneider for the suggestion on burning off the feathers.

On the other suggestion, what is bikini waxing? That sounds exciting!  ;-))

Well, we can have more fun together, either post any suggestion on any topic
here on aaa or send email to pet...@sympatico.ca

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 1 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Pete Casso wrote:

[snip of cartoon]

> On the other suggestion, what is bikini waxing? That sounds exciting!  ;-))
>
> Well, we can have more fun together, either post any suggestion on any topic
> here on aaa or send email to pet...@sympatico.ca
>


Did I get this right?
You find Matthew's suggestion, about bikini waxing, exciting and think the
two of you can have more fun together. Right?
Ttt Ttt... Pete. This is a family show, remember?
>:D


--

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       |/  ?
       | ~ )\
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       /   \_/    \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
http://www.xs4all.nl/~svzanten/joris/ascii/main.html
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        |\/

> > On the other suggestion, what is bikini waxing? That sounds exciting!  ;-))
> >
> > Well, we can have more fun together, either post any suggestion on any topic
> > here on aaa or send email to pet...@sympatico.ca
> >
> 
> Did I get this right?
> You find Matthew's suggestion, about bikini waxing, exciting and think the
> two of you can have more fun together. Right?
> Ttt Ttt... Pete. This is a family show, remember?
> >:D

Ha ha, there is a politician, although it is not me!

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 2 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Pete Casso wrote:

> > > On the other suggestion, what is bikini waxing? That sounds exciting!  ;-))
> > >
> > > Well, we can have more fun together, either post any suggestion on any topic
> > > here on aaa or send email to pet...@sympatico.ca
> > >
> >
> > Did I get this right?
> > You find Matthew's suggestion, about bikini waxing, exciting and think the
> > two of you can have more fun together. Right?
> > Ttt Ttt... Pete. This is a family show, remember?
> > >:D
>
> Ha ha, there is a politician, although it is not me!
>

I must say I hoped you wouldn't notice.  :D :D

--

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       ,\, #
       |/  ?
       | ~ )\
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       /   \_/    \ e-mail: svz...@xs4all.nl
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        |\/

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 3 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Tue, 01 Sep 1998 21:39:02 +0200, joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
wrote:

>
>
>Pete Casso wrote:
>
>[snip of cartoon]
>
>> On the other suggestion, what is bikini waxing? That sounds exciting!  ;-))
>>
>> Well, we can have more fun together, either post any suggestion on any topic
>> here on aaa or send email to pet...@sympatico.ca

>Did I get this right?
>You find Matthew's suggestion, about bikini waxing, exciting and think the
>two of you can have more fun together. Right?

>Ttt Ttt... Pete. This is a family show, remember?
>>:D

Here, 'ear!...this is a public channel...little kids are known to
be watching...so Wotchit and take great care how you spell public!

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Bye,

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 3 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
>    _         _                                               .~~~~~~~~.
>   / )%.===.%( \     .=@=.        .---.         .===.        ((~~~~~~~~))
>   | // ,,, \\ |    /     \      /_____\__     / ,,, \       (( @ , @  ))
>   \/ \/@.@\/ \/    \ @.@ /     `\/@.@\/--`   ( /@.@\ )      ((  (,    ))
>   /\ ( ___ ) /\    (  o  )      (  Q  )      )( _0_ )(     (((\  o   /)))
>  ---uu------uu----u-'---'-u---uu-'---'-uu-----uu----uu----uu------------uu

Sarah did not post recently, she posted quite good pics ...

P            SarahClownstein! I promise you
e           that I will bite anyone who dares to bite you!
t         /
e        /          Yaay! Thank you, UncleDogstein!
C       /          /
a    o.o      .:::.
s   ( - )    :('v'):
s   (>:<)    :(> <):
o    ^ ^       ^ ^

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>>    _         _                                               .~~~~~~~~.
>>   / )%.===.%( \     .=@=.        .---.         .===.        ((~~~~~~~~))
>>   | // ,,, \\ |    /     \      /_____\__     / ,,, \       (( @ , @  ))
>>   \/ \/@.@\/ \/    \ @.@ /     `\/@.@\/--`   ( /@.@\ )      ((  (,    ))
>>   /\ ( ___ ) /\    (  o  )      (  Q  )      )( _0_ )(     (((\  o   /)))
>>  ---uu------uu----u-'---'-u---uu-'---'-uu-----uu----uu----uu------------uu


> Sarah did not post recently,

A merciful relief...long may it continue.


> she posted quite good pics ...

I always had doubts about your tastes...but not any longer!

Bye,

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 3 Sep 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
> > Sarah did not post recently,
> A merciful relief...long may it continue.
> > she posted quite good pics ...
> I always had doubts about your tastes...but not any longer!

P           UncleColinstein got mad ...
e          /
t         /          No wonder! Your brother
e        /          UncleMadDogstein bit him!
C                  /
a    o.o      .:::.
s   ( - )    :('v'):
s   (>:<)    :(> <):
o    ^ ^       ^ ^
980903

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

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