Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Apr 1996.
Mr. Braveheart needs a penis.
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· 8 messages · 10 Apr 1996 - 24 Apr 1996
please someone find him one! this calls for desperate measures.... and I haven't got one to give him... : ) GIVE HIM ONE OF YOURS. thank you.
Maria Stevenson (mst...@pacifier.com) wrote:
: please someone find him one!
: this calls for desperate measures....
: and I haven't got one to give him... : )
: GIVE HIM ONE OF YOURS.
Thank you NO, bobit. I like mind right where it is. Just one question,
what did you do with his?
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Maria Stevenson wrote: > > please someone find him one! > > this calls for desperate measures.... > > and I haven't got one to give him... : ) > > GIVE HIM ONE OF YOURS. > > thank you. > hmmm, was this directed at me???? Braveheart :)
Maria Stevenson (mst...@pacifier.com) wrote: : Have you not seen the movie "Braveheart"?.... : well, the other night some guy signed on : asking for a penis ascii who goes by this USER NAME. : It was too funny to let it pass!!! : I like Mel Gibson...so it was the least I could do : to help "Mr. Braveheart" get back his equipment. : IF you get to see this famous award-winning movie... : you would realize Bobbit did not cut off his penis. : IT WAS BEFORE HER TIME. WTF are you talking about?? William Wallace (Braveheart) got his head cut off
Joseph Larson (jla...@mosquito.frcc.cccoes.edu) wrote: : Maria Stevenson (mst...@pacifier.com) wrote: : : : please someone find him one! : : this calls for desperate measures.... : : and I haven't got one to give him... : ) : : : GIVE HIM ONE OF YOURS. : : Thank you NO, bobit. I like mind right where it is. Just one question, : what did you do with his? : : -- Have you not seen the movie "Braveheart"?.... well, the other night some guy signed on asking for a penis ascii who goes by this USER NAME. It was too funny to let it pass!!! I like Mel Gibson...so it was the least I could do to help "Mr. Braveheart" get back his equipment. IF you get to see this famous award-winning movie... you would realize Bobbit did not cut off his penis. IT WAS BEFORE HER TIME. read the group posts....very entertaining. and your welcome for the update.
Hi All In article <960...@boehme.demon.co.uk>, Philip Kaulfuss <phi...@boehme.demon.co.uk> wrote: > Maria Stevenson (mst...@pacifier.com) wrote: > > : Have you not seen the movie "Braveheart"?.... > : well, the other night some guy signed on > : asking for a penis ascii who goes by this USER NAME. > : It was too funny to let it pass!!! > : I like Mel Gibson...so it was the least I could do > : to help "Mr. Braveheart" get back his equipment. > : IF you get to see this famous award-winning movie... > : you would realize Bobbit did not cut off his penis. > : IT WAS BEFORE HER TIME. > > WTF are you talking about?? William Wallace (Braveheart) got his head cut off And bits scattered to the four corners of the kingdom.... Aden
On Fri, 19 Apr 1996 a.s...@uow.edu.au wrote: > > : Have you not seen the movie "Braveheart"?.... > > : well, the other night some guy signed on > > : asking for a penis ascii who goes by this USER NAME. > > : It was too funny to let it pass!!! > > : I like Mel Gibson...so it was the least I could do > > : to help "Mr. Braveheart" get back his equipment. > > : IF you get to see this famous award-winning movie... > > : you would realize Bobbit did not cut off his penis. > > : IT WAS BEFORE HER TIME. > > And bits scattered to the four corners of the kingdom.... He was also disembowled, which I believe is where the original confusion began. Anyway, this is rather... eh, can we say, off topic and cross.
> Maria Stevenson (mst...@pacifier.com) wrote: > > : Have you not seen the movie "Braveheart"?.... > : well, the other night some guy signed on > : asking for a penis ascii who goes by this USER NAME. > : It was too funny to let it pass!!! > : I like Mel Gibson...so it was the least I could do > : to help "Mr. Braveheart" get back his equipment. > : IF you get to see this famous award-winning movie... > : you would realize Bobbit did not cut off his penis. > : IT WAS BEFORE HER TIME. > > WTF are you talking about?? William Wallace (Braveheart) got his head cut off And bits scattered to the four corners of the kingdom.... Aden ************************************************** Several of my friends think that they Bobbitized Braveheart, too, but everyone who saw it, remember when the munchkins were doing their little scene, right before the whole torture thing? Remember that one munchkin "pulled" the rope out of the other munchkin's gut? That's what they did to William Wallace...first of all it makes more sense than dismembering his family jewels in front of a big crowd. That's not the kind of thing they did in those times....but they sure would've disemboweled someone. ~Magpie~
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