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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Jan 1995.
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Happy NEWT Year

Happy NEWT Year

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 1 Jan 1995 - 5 Jan 1995
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                    HAPPY "NEWT YEAR" 1995    

-- 
	

In article <3e50rq$3kj$1...@mhadg.production.compuserve.com> alt.politics.clinton <741...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
>DOC
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>                                   ___.---'' '  USS GINGRICH " ` ``---.__
>                                 <========================================>
>  ,-------.____________.----.       -----.___` ` `` " " " '' ' '___.-----'
>  ]==1995======GOP==== ===<| |      /  ,', . /`------.___.------'
>  `-------.____________.----'    /,,' ,  /
>               |- - -|'__.--------.---/
>       ___.---'`-----', '',''","````-/                                                 /_____________________________/
>                `--. `` `"  "" '' _/
>                    `------------'

YES!! I *LOVE* it!


-- Steve

Meindert de Jong <vli...@rcl.wau.nl> ASCII art 1 Jan 1995 10:08 · permalink · report
In article <3e50rq$3kj$1...@mhadg.production.compuserve.com>, alt.politics.clinton <741...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
>DOC
>                                                    
>                                           ________.------._______
>                                   ___.---'' '  USS GINGRICH " ` ``---.__
>                                 <========================================>
>  ,-------.____________.----.       -----.___` ` `` " " " '' ' '___.-----'
>  ]==1995======GOP==== ===<| |      /  ,', . /`------.___.------'
>  `-------.____________.----'    /,,' ,  /
>               |- - -|'__.--------.---/
>       ___.---'`-----', '',''","````-/                                                 /_____________________________/
>                `--. `` `"  "" '' _/
>                    `------------'
>         
>                    HAPPY "NEWT YEAR" 1995    
>
>-- 
>	

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In article <gun...@netcom.com>, gun...@netcom.com (Steve Chaney - the luckiest man alive) writes:
> In article <3e50rq$3kj$1...@mhadg.production.compuserve.com> alt.politics.clinton <741...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
>>DOC
>>                                                    
>>                                           ________.------._______
>>                                   ___.---'' '  USS GINGRICH " ` ``---.__
>>                                 <========================================>
>>  ,-------.____________.----.       -----.___` ` `` " " " '' ' '___.-----'
>>  ]==1995======GOP==== ===<| |      /  ,', . /`------.___.------'
>>  `-------.____________.----'    /,,' ,  /
>>               |- - -|'__.--------.---/
>>       ___.---'`-----', '',''","````-/                                                 /_____________________________/
>>                `--. `` `"  "" '' _/
>>                    `------------'
> 
> YES!! I *LOVE* it!

It was utterly destroyed in the last movie. Take heed.

-- 
=============================================================================
 _   (phe...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu)  || "We have decided how sad it is for other
|_)                               ||    people that they cannot appreciate 
| aul H. Henry - Lawrence, Kansas ||     our genius."    --Pauline Parker
==================  WWW! http://kuhub.cc.ukans.edu/~phenry  =================

In a previous article, phe...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Paul H. Henry) says:
>In article <gun...@netcom.com>, gun...@netcom.com (Steve Chaney - the luckiest man alive) writes:
>> In article <3e50rq$3kj$1...@mhadg.production.compuserve.com> alt.politics.clinton <741...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
>>>DOC
>>>                                                    
>>>                                           ________.------._______
>>>                                   ___.---'' '  USS GINGRICH " ` ``---.__
>>>                                 <========================================>
>>>  ,-------.____________.----.       -----.___` ` `` " " " '' ' '___.-----'
>>>  ]==1995======GOP==== ===<| |      /  ,', . /`------.___.------'
>>>  `-------.____________.----'    /,,' ,  /
>>>               |- - -|'__.--------.---/
>>>       ___.---'`-----', '',''","````-/                                                 /_____________________________/
>>>                `--. `` `"  "" '' _/
>>>                    `------------'
>> 
>> YES!! I *LOVE* it!
>
>It was utterly destroyed in the last movie. Take heed.

I'm assuming you're talking about Generations? Actually, it got destroyed,
but only in a different space-time continuum, since Picard and Kirk came
back to prevent Soran from making the sun in that system go nova?
prematurely.

Even so, that deforestation scene where the saucer section clears out a
bunch of the forest even made me shiver!

Here's to the liberals who still you that cloaking device...
-- 
"Maybe setting my username to 'Fabio' wasn't such a hot idea."
	Jason Fox, Foxtrot by Bill Amend, Sep 28 94
Emil Thomas Chuck (et...@po.cwru.edu)	Department of Genetics
CWRU School of Medicine	and Rainbow Babies & Children Hospital

Don't forget to see Jan 01 95 comic strip of "B.C" by Johnny Hart!
-- 
"Maybe setting my username to 'Fabio' wasn't such a hot idea."
	Jason Fox, Foxtrot by Bill Amend, Sep 28 94
Emil Thomas Chuck (et...@po.cwru.edu)	Department of Genetics
CWRU School of Medicine	and Rainbow Babies & Children Hospital

In article <3e797n$1n...@usenet.INS.CWRU.Edu>, et...@po.CWRU.Edu (Emil T. Chuck) writes:
> In a previous article, phe...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Paul H. Henry) says:
>>In article <gun...@netcom.com>, gun...@netcom.com (Steve Chaney - the luckiest man alive) writes:
>>> In article <3e50rq$3kj$1...@mhadg.production.compuserve.com> alt.politics.clinton <741...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
>>>>DOC
>>>>                                                    
>>>>                                           ________.------._______
>>>>                                   ___.---'' '  USS GINGRICH " ` ``---.__
>>>>                                 <========================================>
>>>>  ,-------.____________.----.       -----.___` ` `` " " " '' ' '___.-----'
>>>>  ]==1995======GOP==== ===<| |      /  ,', . /`------.___.------'
>>>>  `-------.____________.----'    /,,' ,  /
>>>>               |- - -|'__.--------.---/
>>>>       ___.---'`-----', '',''","````-/                                                 /_____________________________/
>>>>                `--. `` `"  "" '' _/
>>>>                    `------------'
>>> 
>>> YES!! I *LOVE* it!
>>
>>It was utterly destroyed in the last movie. Take heed.
> 
> I'm assuming you're talking about Generations? Actually, it got destroyed,
> but only in a different space-time continuum, since Picard and Kirk came
> back to prevent Soran from making the sun in that system go nova?
> prematurely.
> 
> Even so, that deforestation scene where the saucer section clears out a
> bunch of the forest even made me shiver!

Well, enough of it was destroyed that it ain't gonna fly no more. Just
like the USS Gingrich, after its upcoming battles with the Cardassian
ships Shady Book Deal, Family Deserter, Draft Dodger, and GOPAC
Irregularities. What fun!

> Here's to the liberals who still you that cloaking device...

What?

-- 
=============================================================================
 _   (phe...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu)  || "We have decided how sad it is for other
|_)                               ||    people that they cannot appreciate 
| aul H. Henry - Lawrence, Kansas ||     our genius."    --Pauline Parker
==================  WWW! http://kuhub.cc.ukans.edu/~phenry  =================

In article <199...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>,
Paul H. Henry <phe...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu> wrote:
>In article <gun...@netcom.com>, gun...@netcom.com (Steve Chaney - the luckiest man alive) writes:
>> In article <3e50rq$3kj$1...@mhadg.production.compuserve.com> alt.politics.clinton <741...@CompuServe.COM> writes:
>>>DOC
>>>                                                    
>>>                                           ________.------._______
>>>                                   ___.---'' '  USS GINGRICH " ` ``---.__
>>>                                 <========================================>
>>>  ,-------.____________.----.       -----.___` ` `` " " " '' ' '___.-----'
>>>  ]==1995======GOP==== ===<| |      /  ,', . /`------.___.------'
>>>  `-------.____________.----'    /,,' ,  /
>>>               |- - -|'__.--------.---/
>>>       ___.---'`-----', '',''","````-/                                                 /_____________________________/
>>>                `--. `` `"  "" '' _/
>>>                    `------------'
>> 
>> YES!! I *LOVE* it!
>
>It was utterly destroyed in the last movie. Take heed.

No, the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701D) was destroyed, not the
vessel pictured above.

Nit nit nit.

			- Geoff

In article <199...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu>,
phe...@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu (Paul H. Henry) wrote:

< - SNIP - Enterprize and Star Trec nerd crap deleted>

> Well, enough of it was destroyed that it ain't gonna fly no more. Just
> like the USS Gingrich, after its upcoming battles with the Cardassian
> ships Shady Book Deal, Family Deserter, Draft Dodger, and GOPAC
> Irregularities. What fun!
> 

Shady Book Deal:  Wouldn't *YOU* go for 4.5 mil if you could.  And now,
what an honorable man - he's not even taking the bucks!  And Speaking of
using your office for additional income, how 'bout the Prez (and Bill) with
WhiteWater?  Then to top it off, they can't even manage the money right on
this scam and claim to have actully lost money on it.  Heh heh heh... They
make me laugh! What a couple of Looooosserrrrs!  I can't believe anybody
would vote for such a clown - he even looks like one with his red nose,
spikey hair, and tears running down his face.  The Mayor of Arkansas can't
even manage his own affairs (pun intended) let alone the country's.  His
lawyer wife is just another scaming schiester.  If they weren't so damaging
to the country I'd find them much funnier!

Family Deserter:  So what.  Who cares?  If you want to talk about strange
family members, how 'bout them Clintons?  A soap opera could go FOREVER on
Clinton family history!

Draft dodger:  When I 1st glanced through the poster's paragraph, "Draft
Dodger" really stood out and I assumed the reference was to our USSR bound
President to be. I wouldn't think any liberal would want to talk about
draft dodging with the current White House resident - unless you like to
get hammered.

GOPAC Irregularities:  Let's talk about the Liberal run House Post Office
for starters and then go for any other "irregularities" in either party. 
Clean up time!

In 2 years (after the next election), Speaker Newt will annouce another
full sweep of the Liberal Congressmen.  The American people HAVE woken up
and ARE willing to take responsibility for themselves.  It's a sad thing
when all the siblings kick Big Brother in the butt and tell him to "Stay
out of our lives!" - Well, it's sad for Big Brother anyway.  

Less government + Less tax + Less spend = Less Liberals

Take care of yourself, (if you can't, have your family help you)
Gary

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