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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Mar 2003.
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Nerd Boy, episode 354

Nerd Boy, episode 354

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 12 Mar 2003 - 16 Mar 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 12 Mar 2003 02:02 · permalink · report
  Hey Nerd Boy, what would              I'd change that weird
 you do as president of the              right to bear arms.
   United States?    `__                 ,
                     #..               OO
                      )|              .||.
                      |\               dd


        Really? You'd change             Well, duh! Who wants bear
          the arms laws?  `__            ,  arms anyway?! Let the
                          #..          OO   bears keep their arms!
                          .)|.        -||-
                     _____ || ________ dd _____




                   Wh- What?!            Yeah. If you're giving away
                          `__            ,  arms, make it something
                          #..          OO   cool like -robot- arms.
                          .)|.        .||.
  ________________________ || ________ dd __________________________



            Forget I asked.             And one arm could have a
             __ ,                        ,  laser gun maybe, or
             --#                       OO    some kinda saw...
             |(                       .||-
jg__________ /| ______________________ dd _________



----
Well there you go. My first political strip, although it's political
in a very NB-ish roundabout way. I'm personally kind of proud of the
delicious irony. As a sidenote, the last line is inspired by the Strong
Bad emails (www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html), a series of flash
animations, while the bear vs robot issue is quite clearly a shout-
out to Bob the Angry Flower (www.angryflower.com), a web comic that
does way better political stuff than I do.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Annie Ascii <ann...@oal.com> ASCII art 12 Mar 2003 07:28 · permalink · report
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On 2003-03-12 cla...@lords.com (Joaquim G�ndara) said:

   >Well there you go. My first political strip, although it's political
   >in a very NB-ish roundabout way. I'm personally kind of proud of the
   >delicious irony...                        _____
                                             (((   `\
      Politics obviously isn't your          _ _`\   )
      greatest talent, Joe. You'd            (^  )   )
      better stick to regular Nerd            ~-(     )
      Boy cartoons. Hehehe!      \            _'((,,,)))
                                           ,-' \_/    `\
                             ._________,  (          ,  |
                            `--________)~  `-.-'`-.-'/|_|
                                  (_\, (---' /\     / | |
                                     8__\---'  =[]=: / ,'
                                              /    `\ '
                                             :  \/   ) aa




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bug <ema...@email.com> 13 Mar 2003 22:37 · permalink · report
On Wed, 12 Mar 2003 03:02:02 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com>
wrote:

    [...]

>Well there you go. My first political strip, although it's political
>in a very NB-ish roundabout way. I'm personally kind of proud of the
>delicious irony. As a sidenote, the last line is inspired by the Strong
>Bad emails (www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html), a series of flash
>animations, while the bear vs robot issue is quite clearly a shout-
>out to Bob the Angry Flower (www.angryflower.com), a web comic that
>does way better political stuff than I do.

    I was wondering if it's possible that you will alow me to
translate some of NB episodes to Polish? I wolud like to show them to
my mates on pl.rec.ascii-art. I will of course leave graphics and
signatures as they are. The only thing I'll change would be txt (well,
not change but translate). So, can I do it? :)

    b.

-- 
Blazej Kozlowski [bug] GG: 1093730
da....@wp.pl - bla...@tlen.pl
Mobile:+48608093718 ICQ: 147041942
WWW: http://www.asciipr0n.com/bug/

Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 13 Mar 2003 23:15 · permalink · report
"bug" <ema...@email.com> skrev i meddelandet  news:7t1...@4ax.com
>
>     I was wondering if it's possible that you will alow me to
> translate some of NB episodes to Polish? I wolud like to show them to
> my mates on pl.rec.ascii-art. I will of course leave graphics and
> signatures as they are. The only thing I'll change would be txt (well,
> not change but translate). So, can I do it? :)

Sure, no problem at all. That would just be cool. Just out of
curiousity, which ones are you planning to translate?


obascii:

  How are you?
     ,
   OO     ___
  .||.  _/[=]\_
   bb    |   |


          *Jak sie masz?*
   OO     ___ ,
  .||.  _/[=]\_
__ bb __ |   | ____


 Eureka, it works!!
     ,
   OO     ___
  -||-  _/[=]\_
   bb    |   |

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

bug <ema...@email.com> ASCII art 14 Mar 2003 14:14 · permalink · report
On Fri, 14 Mar 2003 00:15:14 +0100, "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com>
wrote:

>Sure, no problem at all. That would just be cool. Just out of
>curiousity, which ones are you planning to translate?

    I guess I'll start with few older ones. If you want I can send the
translated versions to you too, not only to pl.rec.ascii-art. :) But
not all episodes can be translated due to word-jokes which cannot be
turned to polish with their actual meaning. :)

>obascii:
>
>  How are you?
>     ,
>   OO     ___
>  .||.  _/[=]\_
>   bb    |   |
>
>
>          *Jak sie masz?*
>   OO     ___ ,
>  .||.  _/[=]\_
>__ bb __ |   | ____
>
>
> Eureka, it works!!
>     ,
>   OO     ___
>  -||-  _/[=]\_
>   bb    |   |

    Uuu... You're good. :)))

    b.

-- 
Blazej Kozlowski [bug] GG: 1093730
da....@wp.pl - bla...@tlen.pl
Mobile:+48608093718 ICQ: 147041942
WWW: http://www.asciipr0n.com/bug/

ABCGi <abc...@YcodeOmonkeyI.comN.auK> ASCII art 16 Mar 2003 21:43 · permalink · report
ABCGi <abc...@YcodeOmonkeyI.comN.auK> wrote in
news:Xns933DC42F9D4B8abcgi@61.9.128.12: 

> 
> I would like to see a more extensive listing of Nerd-Boy characters,
> even if they are not named in the strip - I want to see them all in
> one place... the site gives the following main characters...
> 
> The Characters
> 
>   Hi.
>    `
>    OO
>   .||.
>    db
> 
> Nerd boy has glasses, boots and an undying love for technological
> stuff. 
> 
>  Quit gawking.
>    `
>   ~..
>   ,>>.
>   ||
> 
> Mandy has a pigtail, womanly curves (curves?) and an inherent cruelty.
> 
>  *Konnichi wa!*
>    *meep*
>      ,
>    ==~
>   .[[.
>   ||
> 
> The Robot is like Mandy, only nicer, and has a tendency to speak 
> Japanese.
> 
>     W422UP D00D.
>       /
>    ,,,
>     --
>    .\\.
>    _( \_
> 
> W4R3Z D00D is L33T. 'Nuff said.
> 
>      *sniff*
>     ___
>    ()..)
>    .||.
>     ||
> 
> HammerHead has a hammer for a head.
> 
>     __
>    #..#
>    .)(.
>     ||
> 
> Linda is smart and looks like Chun Li.
> 
>    ,,,
>    '..
>    .||.
>     ||
> 
> Fan Boy is the biggest fan of everything.
> 
> 
> 
> Luckily I never get what I want....
> 

e.g.
   __ 
   oo|___  
  -\/.     
   <\      

The Executor


___OO  
  .\/- 
   />  

SuperNerd


           %oo%  
           .>>.  
            bb   
 
          Nerd Girl


                      __  
                     //>\ 
                     .||. 
                      bb  

                 Mandy's Uncle.

  (  )   
(|)OO   
 |-||    
 | db`->  

Nerd Devil

    <>    
  ._OO_. 
  (_/\_)     
   /db\   

Nerd Angel

       ______
      |  _ _ \
       \      \
   _.--|\||||||--._
  /___.'\_____|.___\
  |    \        ___\
  |     |   |   \ / |       
   \    \__._   _|_/        
    \      \ `'|  _|        
 ____'._____|______|___

       Strong Bad ?
  
NERD BOY PROFILE;

Athiest.
Computer Geek.
C++ Programmer.
Knows not Java.

... more someone?...

-- 
"Loving kindness, warm hearts and a, "Life is mostly froth and bubble,
 Stretched out hand of tolerance,     Two things stand like stone,
 All the shining gifts,               Kindness in another's trouble,  
 That make peace on Earth." - tBW     And courage in your own." - ALG

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