Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Jun 2005.
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ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2005 Jun 17: #2185 _______ ME UNTIL I ____ BLOOD
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· 2 messages · 18 Jun 2005 - 20 Jun 2005
In article <x8Nse.11002$FP2.5737@lakeread03>, Faux_Tran wrote: > __..--''\ > __..--'' \ A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR THE PHRASE > __..--'' __..--'' > __..--'' __..--'' | "ASSFUCK ME UNTIL I SHIT BLOOD" > \ o __..--''____....----"" > \__..--''\ CAME UP WITH NO DOCUMENTS SO IT > | \ > +----------------------------------+ FELL UPON ME TO REMEDY THAT > OS +----------------------------------+ > But the ASCII art obviously refers to this weeks news story about the "Human Cannonball" who was recently fired (laid off) from his job because of a damaged ankle. He was suing for his job back, and the newsreaders were being very, painfully, careful to use terms such as "laid off", "sacked", "made unemployed", instead of the normal "fired. But this is obviously sedendipity, not planning on FT's behalf. -- Aidan Karley, Geologist, "You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different | alike]."
Aidan Karley wrote: > In article <x8Nse.11002$FP2.5737@lakeread03>, Faux_Tran wrote: >> __..--''\ >> __..--'' \ A GOOGLE SEARCH FOR THE >> PHRASE __..--'' __..--'' >> __..--'' __..--'' | "ASSFUCK ME UNTIL I SHIT >> BLOOD" \ o __..--''____....----"" >> \__..--''\ CAME UP WITH NO DOCUMENTS >> SO IT | \ >> +----------------------------------+ FELL UPON ME TO REMEDY THAT >> OS +----------------------------------+ >> > But the ASCII art obviously refers to this weeks news story > about the "Human Cannonball" who was recently fired (laid off) from > his job because of a damaged ankle. He was suing for his job back, > and the newsreaders were being very, painfully, careful to use terms > such as "laid off", "sacked", "made unemployed", instead of the > normal "fired. But this is obviously sedendipity, not planning > on FT's behalf. Umm.... it looks like a stapler to me. drax
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