ProAscii gets personal

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This is what happens when you set forth to do ASCII comics but have no
preconceived vision of what the end will be and you work off the top
of your head.  

Should I start planing ahead or should I keep working on the cuff?


ProAscii and Anti-Ansi are copywrite by Faux_Pseudo:

  There have been many stories about how ASCII people are not
  real.  It has been said we inhabit the same realm as cartoons
  and other works of fiction.
         
     []  
    -==- 
- -----ll-----------------------------------------------

  But why does this have to be true?  I ask you to think about
  this for a moment.


If you typo us, do we not bleed?

        ["
        \=
        ii _,
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If you type us with HA! HA! lines, do we not laugh?

      []/  HA! HA!
     /==
      ii
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If you delete us do we not die?

      [
     -=
      i_
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And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
 
       ["  Die, author, DIE for your sins against ME!
      _\=            I am ProAscii man and I shall have my
  ___(___)=====-     Vengeance on you for this stupid story arch!
 (___________)
 (O=o=o=o=o=O)
- ------------------------------------------------------

We are normal people just like you.  We have families.

         Anti-Ascii
  ProAscii    Alt-Ascii
                   Ascii-Jr
     []    {}   ()
    -==-  -oo- -@@- []
- -----ll----||---JL--db--------------------------------

We have friends and pets.

 Joe User

    /\   Dogscii
   |oo|
   -HH-   'pq"
- ----VV------------------------------------------------

We have homes and cars.

   _________
  /_________\
  |         |           __/
  | OO  HH  |    ======(___)__
  |     HH  |     (___________)
- ------------------(O=o=o=o=o=O)-----------------------


	/* But you are forgetting something */

  ["   Who said that?
 -==-
  ii  
- ------------------------------------------------------
	/* I did.  I am the author.  With out me you do not exist */


              But without me, NAY without all ASCIIians you
          ["  Will be left to look at pr0n and consume data.
          \=  I am your salvation!  I am your alpha and your omega.
          /\  I am your reason for typing.  Without me you
- --------------you might as well read Slashdot!--------

        /* You are wrong. You are as useless as Slashdot.  Nothing */
	/* more than a way to waste time.  But instead of hoping */
	/* for some recognition for content I merely post this to */
	/* the archaic medium that is the Usenet, inspiring */
	/* the community based web, and trust that it will be 
	/* archived for when I become too senile type but still */
	/* need  entertainment. */  

        You see you do need me!
	
	\[]/   HA! HA!
         ==
         ii
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	/* Wrong.  When I do need you I will be to senile to know */
	/* that I created you.  You will just be a tool for my own */
	/* ends.   Nothing more than a tool */

       ["   So what are you trying to say?
       \=
       iL
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       /* That you are just like a cartoon.  And that I can delete */
       /* you when ever I wish.  You are nothing more than 64 bits */
          /* of ASCII.  To small to even fill an inode descriptor. */

      []    Oh.  So I guess that means I should shut up know.
     -==- 
      ii     /* That would be advisable */
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            Can I ask just one question?		     
      ["    /* What? */				     
      /=    When did ASCII comics become so dramatic?
      iL    I though they where supposed to be funny!
- ------------------------------------------------------

            /* You need to adjust your paradigm  */
      ;]    You made me this way, you know.  So its all your
      =\    fault.  
      Ji    /* Was that a poor attempt at a punch line?  */
- ------------------------------------------------------
 
       ["  Die, author, DIE for your sins against ME!
      _\=            I am ProAscii man and I shall have my
  ___(___)=====-     Vengeance on you for this stupid story arch!
 (___________)
 (O=o=o=o=o=O)
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+-(faux@fugozi)-(0.12|0.14|0.07)-(02:49|Wed Apr 24)-+ cat ~/.{sig,uin}
It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.
        - Andrew Jackson
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