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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Nov 1997.
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bladers

bladers

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 25 Nov 1997 - 29 Nov 1997
llizard wrote in message <347...@freent.toronto.on.ca>...
>You can see the animation if you have Netscape Navigator 3.01 that
>supports Javascript. And there is a possibility that if you are running
>Windows3.1, these kind of animations work on Microsoft Explorer 4.0 as
>well. But I think they DON'T work in MSIE if you're running Windows95.

ICK!!! Before I could see these animations perfectly, now *nothing* shows up
at all!  I haven't changed browsers (still IE4.0 in win95)... I went to
Andreas' page because I knew IE worked with them,.. and nothing showed up
there either!! Some setting musta gotten toggled behind my back or maybe the
moofie monster ate it...


>>BKNambo, who hates the moofie monster, and tried to make ascii of it but
it ended up looking like a sick turkey...
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Zeus Simeoni <zeu...@umit.maine.edu> ASCII art 25 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
llizard wrote:
> 
> .
>         ,^^%---
>       __<__ \  Am I imagining it, or did someone ask for bladers?
>    oo   <       My ISP has been "improved" again and articles
>     \_^,<        whip in and out of here like the North wind.
>          \
>          /
> ejm97   oo
> 
> At any rate, here are some I did last year:

Actually, the  person probably asked for 'bladders', which is entirely

different, and I don't have any pictures of them. Perhaps some pics of
depends would be more appropriate.

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llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 25 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
.
        ,^^%---
      __<__ \  Am I imagining it, or did someone ask for bladers?
   oo   <       My ISP has been "improved" again and articles
    \_^,<        whip in and out of here like the North wind.
         \
         /
ejm97   oo

At any rate, here are some I did last year:

        ==0      ==0      ==0_/     ==0_/ 
         /\/      /\_.     /\_       /\        _==0_/
        |\       |\       |\        |\ \      |\ \_   
ejm96  /  |     /  |     /  |      /  |      / / 
      oo  oo   oo  oo   oo  oo    oo  oo    oo oo

       ==0  ,   ==0_/   ==0_/ 
        /|\/      /\     \/\ _           oo oo
ejm96 ,/ |\     ,/ |\       | \       \   / /
        /  |      /  |      /  oo    ==0__\/ 
       oo  oo    oo  oo    oo         \/

And I have added more:

         | oo  oo      \ oo       _         ==0_\         ==0
       ==0  | /     ==0| / _8  ==0/ _8       //           /( \
ejm97   \/\_\/       _/\_\/     |/\_\/\8    /(_/\8_8    88_|\ \


                  _==0      _==0__   _==0__    _==0__    _==0__
         ==0        /\_       |          \        |        |
         </ \_      |\        |\         |\       |\       |\
         (/\       / |       / |        / |      /  \     /  |
ejm97  8_| oo     oo oo     oo oo      oo oo    oo  oo   oo  oo


And I made a javascript animation of them too that can be viewed at:

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/blader4.htm

You can see the animation if you have Netscape Navigator 3.01 that
supports Javascript. And there is a possibility that if you are running
Windows3.1, these kind of animations work on Microsoft Explorer 4.0 as
well. But I think they DON'T work in MSIE if you're running Windows95.


NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent";
its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers.
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      8_ \  <   \
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ejm97  v'VVV /     http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 26 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <#bigNXe#8GA...@upnetnews02.moswest.msn.net>, "Brock Kevin
Nambo" <new...@earthling.net> wrote:
> 
> llizard wrote in message <347...@freent.toronto.on.ca>...
> >You can see the animation if you have Netscape Navigator 3.01 that
> >supports Javascript. And there is a possibility that if you are running
> >Windows3.1, these kind of animations work on Microsoft Explorer 4.0 as
> >well. But I think they DON'T work in MSIE if you're running Windows95.
> 
> ICK!!! Before I could see these animations perfectly, now *nothing* shows up
> at all!  I haven't changed browsers (still IE4.0 in win95)... I went to
> Andreas' page because I knew IE worked with them,.. and nothing showed up
> there either!!

Well, Andreas has said it best:

 #                  ()#            that. Unfortunately, the MS
 #                .--.#            Internet Explorer uses a
 #               __||_#            proportional font in the
 #              ~)__ |#            textbox. 
 #_____________.o _(*)#
 #~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~< >~ ~ #            Why use a MS product in the
 #              |     #            first place ?!

Here's what I suggest you do with MSIE:

                    |\
                    | >
                    |/|
                      |
            ha        \
     _____ ha         /
    | |_| |  ha ---%^^^'>
    |MS-IE|    ha /  |  >
    [_____]         / __>,^
                      \ /
ejm97                   \



NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent";
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    |\            ha
    | >\            ha    I used to feel indifference
 __ |/_ \    .^^%--- ha  towards MSIE; now I loathe and 
| <  < | \__<__  \ ha         despise it....
|MS>  >|     >
[__\ /_]     _>,^              llizard aka ejm
             \ \         cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
ejm97           \    www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

aardvarko <*RE...@aol.com> ASCII art 27 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
All righty, mate, something I know.

1. Hit View/Internet Options.

2. Hit the Security tab.

3. Hit Internet zone.

4. Hit Custom (for expert losers).  (No, I didn't mean that personally.
:)

5. Hit Settings...

6. Hit Enable on everything.

7. Under Java, hit Low Safety.

8. Under Scripting, make sure Scripting of Java applets is set to
Enable.

9. Click OK 80,000 times.

10. Beg.

11. Try it.

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Brock Kevin Nambo wrote in message
<#bigNXe#8GA...@upnetnews02.moswest.msn.net>...
>llizard wrote in message <347...@freent.toronto.on.ca>...
>>You can see the animation if you have Netscape Navigator 3.01 that
>>supports Javascript. And there is a possibility that if you are
running
>>Windows3.1, these kind of animations work on Microsoft Explorer 4.0 as
>>well. But I think they DON'T work in MSIE if you're running Windows95.
>
>ICK!!! Before I could see these animations perfectly, now *nothing*
shows up
>at all!  I haven't changed browsers (still IE4.0 in win95)... I went to
>Andreas' page because I knew IE worked with them,.. and nothing showed
up
>there either!! Some setting musta gotten toggled behind my back or
maybe the
>moofie monster ate it...
>
>
>>>BKNambo, who hates the moofie monster, and tried to make ascii of it
but
>it ended up looking like a sick turkey...
>--
>Visit my homepage, [now under major reconstruction,]
come.to/brocks.place
>World Domination Through Trivia!
>
>
>
>

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 27 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
llizard wrote:
> 
[ 8< ]
> 
> Here's what I suggest you do with MSIE:
> 
>                     |\
>                     | >
>                     |/|
>                       |
>             ha        \
>      _____ ha         /
>     | |_| |  ha ---%^^^'>
>     |MS-IE|    ha /  |  >
>     [_____]         / __>,^
>                       \ /
> ejm97                   \

You mean:

                    _
                   | \___
         =====.    |  ___>
        =====.|    |_/||
       =====.||       ||
      =====.ha]       \|\
     =====.ha]      , /|/
    | |_| ||]ha ---%^^^'>
    |MS-IE|]   ha /     >
    [_____]           __>,^
                      \ /
ejm97                   \


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llizard <cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca> ASCII art 29 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <347...@on.spammer>, Veronica Karlsson
<dre...@on.spammer> wrote:
> 
> llizard wrote:
> > 
> [ 8< ]
> > 
> > Here's what I suggest you do with MSIE:
> > 
> >                     |\
> >                     | >
> >                     |/|
> >                       |
> >             ha        \
> >      _____ ha         /
> >     | |_| |  ha ---%^^^'>
> >     |MS-IE|    ha /  |  >
> >     [_____]         / __>,^
> >                       \ /
> > ejm97                   \
> 
> You mean:
> 
>                     _
>                    | \___
>          =====.    |  ___>
>         =====.|    |_/||
>        =====.||       ||
>       =====.ha]       \|\
>      =====.ha]      , /|/
>     | |_| ||]ha ---%^^^'>
>     |MS-IE|]   ha /     >
>     [_____]           __>,^
>                       \ /
> ejm97/VK                \

My stupid ISP, which is stellar in every other way, has purged the
newsgroups again. Someone there is on a major cleaning rampage. I read
this reply when it came in but didn't have time to respond. It is GONE
today with no new replacements. I had to go looking for it in -shudder-
dejanews. Oh how I loathe dejanews (almost more than I loathe MSIE).

Excuse me for that rant. I'm fine now and feel strong enough to say,

             ___  _     _   ???/\
\    /|_| /\  |  ( ) | ( ) ---%^^^,
 \/\/ | |/~~\ |   (  |  (    / \/ >
                  .  .  .        >
                                >,^
                               /|
ejm97                          | \

No, I didn't mean that at all (I think). I don't get what your fix is
supposed to be, Veronica. Is it a stereogram? Or is it supposed to be
many MSIE discs lined up?


NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent";
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       _/   | waah haah...  Is there no end to the anguish?
      |_____| ---%^^>
        --- ==  /'\/ >             llizard aka ejm
      [_____]    ' __>,^     cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca
ejm97  |   |     '//| |  www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/

Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> ASCII art 29 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
llizard wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > llizard wrote:
> > >
> > > Here's what I suggest you do with MSIE:
> > >
> > >                     |\
> > >                     | >
> > >                     |/|
> > >                       |
> > >             ha        \
> > >      _____ ha         /
> > >     | |_| |  ha ---%^^^'>
> > >     |MS-IE|    ha /  |  >
> > >     [_____]         / __>,^
> > >                       \ /
> > > ejm97                   \
> >
> > You mean:
> >
> >                     _
> >                    | \___
> >          =====.    |  ___>
> >         =====.|    |_/||
> >        =====.||       ||
> >       =====.ha]       \|\
> >      =====.ha]      , /|/
> >     | |_| ||]ha ---%^^^'>
> >     |MS-IE|]   ha /     >
> >     [_____]           __>,^
> >                       \ /
> > ejm97/VK                \
> 
> My stupid ISP, which is stellar in every other way, has purged the
> newsgroups again. Someone there is on a major cleaning rampage. I read
> this reply when it came in but didn't have time to respond. It is GONE
> today with no new replacements. I had to go looking for it in -shudder-
> dejanews. Oh how I loathe dejanews (almost more than I loathe MSIE).
> 

:(

> Excuse me for that rant. I'm fine now and feel strong enough to say,
> 
>              ___  _     _   ???/\
> \    /|_| /\  |  ( ) | ( ) ---%^^^,
>  \/\/ | |/~~\ |   (  |  (    / \/ >
>                   .  .  .        >
>                                 >,^
>                                /|
> ejm97                          | \
> 
> No, I didn't mean that at all (I think). I don't get what your fix is
> supposed to be, Veronica. Is it a stereogram? Or is it supposed to be
> many MSIE discs lined up?
> 

I just read everywhere about what a big and bloated program IE is and I
thought one disk must be too little... and that axe too small...

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