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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Sep 2001.
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Nerd Boy, episodes 35-39

Nerd Boy, episodes 35-39

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 11 Sep 2001

             Finally! This growth
             formula will make me
             a 6'5" hunk of meat!     It'll never work.
                    `                  ,
                     OO              ..~
                    .||-V           .<<.
                  __ bb ____________ || __________



             Just you wait.
              Bottoms up!           Stupid Nerd Boy.
                    `                  ,
                    OO,>             ..~
                    .||'            .<<.
                  __ bb ____________ || __________




                  ,---.-.  Well, did
                 /  ,--.-\ , it work?
                |__/,-.  \.
                 | ;   : ; :
                 | |   |-| |                AAAAIEEE!
                 | :   ; \ ;                ,
                  \ `-' ._\               oo~
                   `.__o/               -<<-
                    .||-V               //
                  __ bb __________________________jg
---
This is one of those strips where I had no idea when I made it whether people
would find it funny.
---



                       ,---.-.    Crap. I thought that the
                      /  ,--.-\  , growth formula would turn
                     |__/,-.  \.    me into a hunk, not a freak.
                      | ;   : ; :
                      | |   |-| |
                      | :   ; \ ;                 Told ya!
                       \ `-' ._\                    ,
                        `.__-/                    ..~
                         .||.                    .<<.
       __________________ bb ____________________ || _______


                      ,---.-.  No sweat. I'll just come up with
                     /  ,--.-\ , some kind of anti-dote, and..
                    |__/,-.  \.   woah.. w-WOAH!
                     | ;   : ; :
                     | | o |-|o|
                     | :   ; \ ;
                      \ `-' ._\                   !
                       `.__O/                     ..~
                         -\\-                    .<<.
       __________________ b b ___________________ || _______


                          Ooops...           Great! Now I have to
            _______ ,'|_ ,                  call triple-A -again-!
           /\(_____)   '\                             ,
          |  `.         ,\                         ~--
          |   |        /  b                        ->>-
       ____`._|______,'____________________________ |\ _____jg

---
This joke is too American. And I'm from Europe. Go figure.
---


                                                       ,-,---.
                             This oversized,          /-.--.  \
                           unbalanced head is        ./  ,-.\__|
                       really bugging me. I need    ; : ;   : |
                          to make an antidote.      | |-|   | |
                         If I can just get to my    : / :   ; |
                          lab without falling,   `   /_, `-' /
                         everything will be fine.      \-__,'
                                                        .||.
                                                  ______ dd ____
 ONE INCH AT A TIME,                    ,-,---.
 NERD BOY PRECARIOUSLY                 /-.--.  \.
 WALKS THE 10 YARDS TO                ./  ,-.\ / \
 HIS LAB...               Easy       ; : ;   :|   |
                         does it...  |^|-| ^ | `-'
                                   ` : / :   ; |
                                      /_, `-' /
                                        \o__,'
                                         -||-
                                   _____ d  b __________________
 AFTER TWO WHOLE  ,-,---.
 HOURS...        /-.--.  \
                ./  ,-.\_ |
               ;\: ; / : |              Not to rub it in or anything,
               |o|-| - | | *twitch*     but I think that door is too
     ___  gnk. : / :   ; |  *twitch*     small for you, Potato Head.
    |LAB|    `  /_, `-' /                      ,
    |   |         \~__,'                      ..~
    |o  |          .||.                      -<<.
    |___|__________ dd ______________________ || ___ jg

---
I really don't like this one. I don't know why. It was fun playing around with
facial expressions for a change though.
---

              ,-,---.
             /-.--.  \  I finally made it
            ./  ,-.\__\ to my lab! Now I can
           ; : ;   : |   revert the effect of
           | |-|   | | ,  that stupid growth
           : / :   ; |    formula and get a
            /_, `-' /     normal-sized head!
              \o__,'
   _U__v___    .||.
   |      |     dd
                       ,-,---.
                      /-.--.  \
                     ./  ,-.\__\
                    ; : ;   : |  Some of this...
                    | |-|   | | ,
                    : / :   ; |
                     /_, `-' /
                     ,>\.__,'
              ______U_ `//.
              |      | d  d
                                 _\V/_        ,-,---.
                                 >BAM<       /-.--.  \
                                 /'^'\      _/  _._\__\      Wait.
                                           d8b d888b |  It's all coming
                                           888-88888 | , back to me...
                                           Y8/ Y888P |   I don't know
                                            /_, `"' /     crap about
                                              \-__,'      chemistry.
                                     ______U_ v-||
                                     |      |   dd   jg
---
I don't, so why should he? It's only fair. Interesting -- when I see this and
the previous strip together, they seem to form a whole composition with nice
flow... and stuff.
---

  Hi.                                     *          ,--.
    ` OO                      ,-------- ~.. -.       | \ \ *bloop*
     .||.                     |`-.______>>o. _`-.    +-+-+   *bleep*
      bb                      |__|______ \\ \__||___,| | |





     So you got rid of that big head
     of yours, huh? Made an antidote
     to that freaky growth formula?       *throw* ,o
                     ,                           (   ,--.
      OO           ..~        ,--------------.    \  | \ \
     .||.         .<<.        |`-.____________`-.  `.+-+-+
      bb           ||         |__|_____________||    | | |





Nah, turns out that their
dieting formula-
     |     I wasn't! I was -not- playing
     |    -anything-, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!
      `              ,                               ,--.
      OO           oo~        ,--------------.       | \ \
     .||.         -<<-        |`-.____________`-.   ,+-+-+
      bb           ||       jg|__|_____________||  (_| | |_.o *pok*

---
Yawn. Been there, done that. But it rounds off the story arc... :\

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__  _   _   _ ________   _          /  \\\  It gets funnier, I
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \        [.[.]-\\ ,  promise. At least
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