Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Sep 2001.
Nerd Boy, episodes 35-39
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 11 Sep 2001
Finally! This growth
formula will make me
a 6'5" hunk of meat! It'll never work.
` ,
OO ..~
.||-V .<<.
__ bb ____________ || __________
Just you wait.
Bottoms up! Stupid Nerd Boy.
` ,
OO,> ..~
.||' .<<.
__ bb ____________ || __________
,---.-. Well, did
/ ,--.-\ , it work?
|__/,-. \.
| ; : ; :
| | |-| | AAAAIEEE!
| : ; \ ; ,
\ `-' ._\ oo~
`.__o/ -<<-
.||-V //
__ bb __________________________jg
---
This is one of those strips where I had no idea when I made it whether people
would find it funny.
---
,---.-. Crap. I thought that the
/ ,--.-\ , growth formula would turn
|__/,-. \. me into a hunk, not a freak.
| ; : ; :
| | |-| |
| : ; \ ; Told ya!
\ `-' ._\ ,
`.__-/ ..~
.||. .<<.
__________________ bb ____________________ || _______
,---.-. No sweat. I'll just come up with
/ ,--.-\ , some kind of anti-dote, and..
|__/,-. \. woah.. w-WOAH!
| ; : ; :
| | o |-|o|
| : ; \ ;
\ `-' ._\ !
`.__O/ ..~
-\\- .<<.
__________________ b b ___________________ || _______
Ooops... Great! Now I have to
_______ ,'|_ , call triple-A -again-!
/\(_____) '\ ,
| `. ,\ ~--
| | / b ->>-
____`._|______,'____________________________ |\ _____jg
---
This joke is too American. And I'm from Europe. Go figure.
---
,-,---.
This oversized, /-.--. \
unbalanced head is ./ ,-.\__|
really bugging me. I need ; : ; : |
to make an antidote. | |-| | |
If I can just get to my : / : ; |
lab without falling, ` /_, `-' /
everything will be fine. \-__,'
.||.
______ dd ____
ONE INCH AT A TIME, ,-,---.
NERD BOY PRECARIOUSLY /-.--. \.
WALKS THE 10 YARDS TO ./ ,-.\ / \
HIS LAB... Easy ; : ; :| |
does it... |^|-| ^ | `-'
` : / : ; |
/_, `-' /
\o__,'
-||-
_____ d b __________________
AFTER TWO WHOLE ,-,---.
HOURS... /-.--. \
./ ,-.\_ |
;\: ; / : | Not to rub it in or anything,
|o|-| - | | *twitch* but I think that door is too
___ gnk. : / : ; | *twitch* small for you, Potato Head.
|LAB| ` /_, `-' / ,
| | \~__,' ..~
|o | .||. -<<.
|___|__________ dd ______________________ || ___ jg
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I really don't like this one. I don't know why. It was fun playing around with
facial expressions for a change though.
---
,-,---.
/-.--. \ I finally made it
./ ,-.\__\ to my lab! Now I can
; : ; : | revert the effect of
| |-| | | , that stupid growth
: / : ; | formula and get a
/_, `-' / normal-sized head!
\o__,'
_U__v___ .||.
| | dd
,-,---.
/-.--. \
./ ,-.\__\
; : ; : | Some of this...
| |-| | | ,
: / : ; |
/_, `-' /
,>\.__,'
______U_ `//.
| | d d
_\V/_ ,-,---.
>BAM< /-.--. \
/'^'\ _/ _._\__\ Wait.
d8b d888b | It's all coming
888-88888 | , back to me...
Y8/ Y888P | I don't know
/_, `"' / crap about
\-__,' chemistry.
______U_ v-||
| | dd jg
---
I don't, so why should he? It's only fair. Interesting -- when I see this and
the previous strip together, they seem to form a whole composition with nice
flow... and stuff.
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Hi. * ,--.
` OO ,-------- ~.. -. | \ \ *bloop*
.||. |`-.______>>o. _`-. +-+-+ *bleep*
bb |__|______ \\ \__||___,| | |
So you got rid of that big head
of yours, huh? Made an antidote
to that freaky growth formula? *throw* ,o
, ( ,--.
OO ..~ ,--------------. \ | \ \
.||. .<<. |`-.____________`-. `.+-+-+
bb || |__|_____________|| | | |
Nah, turns out that their
dieting formula-
| I wasn't! I was -not- playing
| -anything-, YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!
` , ,--.
OO oo~ ,--------------. | \ \
.||. -<<- |`-.____________`-. ,+-+-+
bb || jg|__|_____________|| (_| | |_.o *pok*
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Yawn. Been there, done that. But it rounds off the story arc... :\
--
http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___
__ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ It gets funnier, I
\ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , promise. At least
\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ I think so...
/\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |=
\__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
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