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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Apr 2004.
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Nerd Boy, episode 528

Nerd Boy, episode 528

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 24 Apr 2004
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 24 Apr 2004 00:38 · raw headers · report 
I heard diamonds are forever, so       That's the stupidest
 I'm changing my name to Ever.        thing I've ever heard.
                 `,,,                 ,
                  '~~               OO
                   ||              .||.
__________________ |\ _____________ dd ____



               It was a joke!        It was a stupid joke,
                          `,,,        , you're stupid. Oh,
                           '..      OO   and I need to ask
                           .||.    .||.    you something.
       ____________________ || ____ dd ______



       Why ask me? You just          Well sometimes the world is
       said I'm -stupid-. `,,,        ,  a stupid place, and you
                           '--      OO    need to be stupid to
                           -||-    .||>  properly understand it.
                   ________ || ____ dd ________


  I wish you could just once
  say something nice about me
  that -isn't- an insult. `,,,
                           '--      OO
                            ||     .||.
jg                          ||      dd



----
This punchline seems so obvious to me in retrospect that I
assume someone's said it somewhere already. However, I'm
not sure I've ever heard it. I hope it's relatively new.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

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