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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 26 May 1996.
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STORYLINE: Frog Research

STORYLINE: Frog Research

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 26 May 1996
PeterKwa <pet...@aol.com> 26 May 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report

A famous frog researcher at Harvard      o_o
yelled: "Jump!"                         /|/|
And the frog jumped.                   //^ ^
                                       ^ ^
The famous researcher pulled off the     o_o
left front leg and yelled: "Jump!"      /|/ 
And the frog jumped.                   //^  
                                      ^ ^
The famous researcher pulled off the     o_o
right front leg and yelled: "Jump!"     / /
And the frog jumped.                   //
                                      ^ ^
The famous researcher pulled off the     o_o
left hind leg and yelled: "Jump!"       / /
And the frog jumped.                   /
                                      ^
The famous researcher pulled off the     o_o
right hind leg and yelled: "Jump!"      / /
But the frog did not jump.

The famous frog researcher at Harvard
then wrote in his notebook: "If you 
pull off all four legs, the frog
becomes deaf!"

Pet...@aol.com

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