ASCII Art Smart for Tuesday, July 12, 2005

#2 - DENMARK

                 DENMARK IS A SMALL SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY
     ,```_       KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR SOCIALISM, PICKLED
      c   -      HERRING AND PORNOGRAPHY.
     ./|-`       
    /` \         IN DANISH, THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY IS
  /_| _/.        'DANMARK'...WHICH MEANS 'THE MARK OF DAN.'
  / .__/         
  |   |          YES, FOLKS, THE DANES ARE ONE OF THE LOST
  |   |          10 TRIBES OF ISRAEL -- THE TRIBE OF DAN --  
  |___\          BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT.
    ===
                 DANISH PORN IS TERRIBLE, BECAUSE MOST DANISH
                 WOMEN ARE SPOOKY-LOOKING, AND HAVE REALLY
                 BAD HAIR.

                 THE DANES FEEL INFERIOR TO THE SWEDES. THAT'S
                 WHY DANES ARE USUALLY GLOOMY AND DEPRESSED.

                 THAT, PLUS THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT
                 PICKLED HERRING.

Tue, 12 Jul 2005 03:34:28 +0000 (UTC) brugte Tranq YouWin 24 linier p� at
fort�lle dette til alt.ascii-art:

>#2 - DENMARK
>                 DENMARK IS A SMALL SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY
>     ,```_       KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR SOCIALISM, PICKLED
>      c   -      HERRING AND PORNOGRAPHY.
>     ./|-`       
>    /` \         IN DANISH, THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY IS
>  /_| _/.        'DANMARK'...WHICH MEANS 'THE MARK OF DAN.'
>  / .__/         
>  |   |          YES, FOLKS, THE DANES ARE ONE OF THE LOST
>  |   |          10 TRIBES OF ISRAEL -- THE TRIBE OF DAN --  
>  |___\          BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT.
>    ===
>                 DANISH PORN IS TERRIBLE, BECAUSE MOST DANISH
>                 WOMEN ARE SPOOKY-LOOKING, AND HAVE REALLY
>                 BAD HAIR.
>
>                 THE DANES FEEL INFERIOR TO THE SWEDES. THAT'S
>                 WHY DANES ARE USUALLY GLOOMY AND DEPRESSED.
>
>                 THAT, PLUS THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT
>                 PICKLED HERRING.

You're right, I didn't know that - but feel inferior to the swedes? NEVER!
At least the swedes have better neighbours than we do... :-)

-- 
Lars Rander       ** Pil ikke ved min adresse **       :(){ :&:& };:
http://rander.dk (temporarily down!)

N�r man er forelsket, kan man ikke drikke m�lk i fem dage. (Simon, 8 �r)

Tranq YouWin wrote:
> #2 - DENMARK
> 
>                  DENMARK IS A SMALL SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRY
>      ,```_       KNOWN PRIMARILY FOR SOCIALISM, PICKLED
>       c   -      HERRING AND PORNOGRAPHY.
>      ./|-`       
>     /` \         IN DANISH, THE NAME OF THE COUNTRY IS
>   /_| _/.        'DANMARK'...WHICH MEANS 'THE MARK OF DAN.'
>   / .__/         
>   |   |          YES, FOLKS, THE DANES ARE ONE OF THE LOST
>   |   |          10 TRIBES OF ISRAEL -- THE TRIBE OF DAN --  
>   |___\          BUT THEY DON'T KNOW IT.
>     ===
>                  DANISH PORN IS TERRIBLE, BECAUSE MOST DANISH
>                  WOMEN ARE SPOOKY-LOOKING, AND HAVE REALLY
>                  BAD HAIR.
> 
>                  THE DANES FEEL INFERIOR TO THE SWEDES. THAT'S
>                  WHY DANES ARE USUALLY GLOOMY AND DEPRESSED.
> 
>                  THAT, PLUS THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE TO EAT
>                  PICKLED HERRING.

Apart from the pornography part this is of course all completely untrue.

"Danmark" means land of the danes.

If tall , blond , blue-eyed and beautiful scares you then don't comes to
Denmark looking for women.
Danish women are like women of the other Nordic countries ( Sweden ,
Norway and Finland ) among the most beautiful in the world.
Despite this outside of magazines Danish porn is pretty much non-existent.
Denmark is simply too small a country to produce large quantities of
erotic films .. most danish pornstars seek fame and fortune outside of
Denmark , often in Sweden that has a much larger and better funded
pornindustry.

Though Sweden has a much bigger pornindustry, danes feel neither
inferior nor superior to the swedes.

And no one have to eat pickled herring .. it's entirely optional - Good
thing too because I hate fish .. gimme a welldone steak any day.

> N�r man er forelsket, kan man ikke drikke m�lk i fem dage. (Simon, 8 �r)

N���� det er DERFOR .. jeg troede bare var feber :)