Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Jan 2002.
Nerd Boy, episodes 164-171
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 22 Jan 2002 - 22 Jan 2002
In this week's post: The conclusion to the story arc from before guest
artist week. A brand new story arc! Assorted jokes. Batteries not included.
Nerd Boy doll sold separately.
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What's this? I thought I got a new one. I helped!
your computer exploded! , _ `,,,
`~.. O |_) ..'
>> |_(._[__] .||.
______________ |\ __ | |b| | ___________ /| __
Boy, what an ordeal that was! My Yeah, and some parts were real
future self was there, and oh, the scary, but then there was this
time traveling back and forth! _ `,,, guy! "Oranges!"
~.. `O |_) ..'
.>>. |_( _[__] .||.
______________ || __ | |b| | _____ || ________
BWAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHA!
, _ `,,,
~-- O |_) ~~'
.>>. |_\ _[__] -||-
_ || __ | |b| | _____ || _
I guess you Not to -mention- the thing with the stuff!
had to be there. | HAHA, you're killing me! OW, my
, ` _ `,,, ribs! HEE HEHEHE!
..~ O |_) ~~'
<< |_\-_[__] <\\>
jg__ /| ______________ | |b| | _____ || __
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Kind of corny, but it's what I had planned all along and it turned out OK.
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Any news about the Not yet.
City of Heroes beta? ` ,,, _ *click*
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Well, keep refreshing On it.
their front page. ` ,,, _
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This is a strip where Fan Boy is put to good use. I didn't even mean to make
the previous sentence true in two senses, but there you go.
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OK, what stupidities Fan Boy persuaded me to buy
are you two up to now? one of these rumble pads.
` ___ ` ,,,
~.. (_(_| OO ..'
>> [__|] o))|.||.
______ |\ _______ || ||`-'dd|| || __________
Why? It's cool! When the skater bumps
` ___ `,,, his head in Tony Hawk
~.. (_(_| OO ..' Pro Skater, you can feel
.>>. [__|] o))|.||. the control vibrating!
_________ || ____ || ||`-'dd|| || __________
hblrlablrlrlllr!
___ ` ,,,
~.. (_(_| 88 ..'
.>>. [__|] 8::|.||.
_________ || ____ || ||`='88|| || __________
Cool! Told ya.
` ___ `,,,
~.. (_(_| ## ..'
->>- [__|] o))|.||.
jg_________ || ____ || ||`-'dd|| || __________
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Wooo! 3/4 view of NB's computer! Oh, and rumble pads -are- cool, btw. I play
NFS3 and THPS2 almost every chance I get now, just to get that force
feedback buzz.
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I got a virus?! _
`O |_)
|_\ _[__]
| |b | |
___
@| \\
//\_/ \\
HOLY CRAP! // : _))
`O (( __`|_)
|_\ / _[__]
| |b | |
I must transform into _____
my alter ego SuperNerd / @ \
and save the day! Yay ||\___/||
for SuperNerd! heh. (( : )) _
`OO _:_ |_)
_ .||' |`|\.|./|'| _[__]
_|_ bb | | | | | | |
___
Fear not! The @| \\
Executor is here! WHAT?! \_||
` __ , :)) _
___|oo OO _:_ |_)
.\/- _ -||- |`|\.|./|'| _[__]
jg || _|_ db | | | | | | |
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A new story arc. Yay for story arcs! That virus is based on the Myoviridae
(http://www.virology.net/Big_Virology/BVDNAmyo.html). One of the few times I
did some research for a strip. I like the "holy crap" panel.
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___
@| \\
Stand aside! Wait. Let me get this \_||
` __ , straight. You're :))
___|oo OO a superhero? _:_
<\/> || |`|\.|./|'|
_______ || ________ dd ___________________ | | | | | ____
___
Yes! I fight virii But.. Why don't you @| \\
with all my might! let -me-.. uh, I mean \_||
` __ , SuperNerd, take :))
___|oo OO care of this? _:_
<\/> .||- |`|\.|./|'|
_______ || ________ dd ___________________ | | | | | ____
SuperNerd? Hah hah! WHAT? This is your ___
He would be no match arch-nemesis?! -I- @| \\
for my arch-nemesis! want an arch-nemesis! \_||
` __ , :))
___|oo OO _:_
<\/> -||- |`|\.|./|'|
jg_______ || ________ dd ___________________ | | | | | ____
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Even though this is very City of Heroes fan forum related, I think the joke
works fine on its own, but I'm not sure. Either way, I'm beginning to milk
the story arc here, and I think it's showing.
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Oh and another thing. Nerd Boy, please yeah ___
Why the stupid hood go away and let me `@| \\
thing? It's dorky. __ , fight the virus! _//\_||
` oo|___ -' :))
OO -\/. _:_
.||. <\ |`|\.|./|'|
___ bb ________________________________________ | | | | |
___
@| \\
Oh, -excuse me-. Now you shall meet \_|\\
, __ , your destiny! : ))
OO ___|oo _:_
-))- .\/- /`|\././|'\
d d _______________ || ___________________________ / | / | \
___
@| \\
Bring it on! \_|\\
__ , : ))
___|oo . _:_ .
-\/- / `|.|./\' \
jg______ /> ____________________________ | ___ \
Nerd Boy told me you ___
were in trouble. I'm Nerd Boy?! You're actually @| \\
, here to help! dumber than Superman?! At \_||
___OO __ , least -he- took off :))
.\/- oo|___ his glasses! _:_
/> -\/- |`|\.|./|'|
____________________ || __________________________ | | | | |
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All in all, this is pretty good. Plot progress, joke, a teeny bit of
character development. I still don't like it because I'm not sure it's
funny.
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___
I'll help you take I don't need @| \\
down the virus. your help, OK? \_||
, __ , :))
___OO oo|___ _:_
<\/> <\/> |`|\.|./|'|
_____ /\ ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | |
___
@| \\
\_||
__ :))
___OO oo|___ _:_
<\/> <\/> |`|\.|./|'|
_____ /\ ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | |
___
Oh, come on. I'm just standing. @| \\
Stop posing. -You're- posing. \_||
` __ , :))
___OO oo|___ _:_
<\/> <\/> |`|\.|./|'|
jg_____ /\ ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | |
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Finally, a good joke from all this.
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___
I want to help you Well you can't. @| \\
fight the virus! It's my virus. \_||
` __ , :))
___OO oo|___ _:_
.\/. <\/> |`|\.|./|'|
|| ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | |
_____
It is so not yours! It Well, it infected /| @ |\
infected -my- computer! mine first! So there! ||\___/||
` __ , (( : ))
___OO oo|___ _:_
.\/- <\/> |`|\.|./|'|
|| ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | |
___
Oh come on. I.. but.. // |@
Pleeease..? Oh OK... ||_/
` __ , ((:
___OO oo|___ /`. _:_ .'\
.\/. <\/> / /\.\./\ \
|| ______ /\ ___________________________ / \ \
He buggered So he has.
off. He's scarpered.
` __ ,
___OO ___|oo
.\/. <\/>
jg_________ || ______ /\ _______________________________________
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Inconsistency; I couldn't remember how I drew the front view of the virus
before, so it's different here. The joke is a reference joke. Pretty weak if
you don't know the last two lines from somewhere else, but it's still a bit
amusing if you don't. Here's hoping anyway.
-jg
Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ... >It is so not yours! It Well, it infected /| @ |\ >infected -my- computer! mine first! So there! ||\___/|| > ` __ , (( : )) > ___OO oo|___ _:_ > .\/- <\/> |`|\.|./|'| > || ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | | > > ___ > Oh come on. I.. but.. // |@ > Pleeease..? Oh OK... ||_/ > ` __ , ((: > ___OO oo|___ /`. _:_ .'\ > .\/. <\/> / /\.\./\ \ > || ______ /\ ___________________________ / \ \ > > He buggered So he has. > off. He's scarpered. > ` __ , > ___OO ___|oo > .\/. <\/> > jg_________ || ______ /\ _______________________________________ > >--- >Inconsistency; I couldn't remember how I drew the front view of the virus >before, so it's different here. The joke is a reference joke. Pretty weak if >you don't know the last two lines from somewhere else, but it's still a bit >amusing if you don't. Here's hoping anyway. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" - the scene where "Brave" Sir Robin "battles" the 3-headed giant. Minstrels : "Brave Sir Robin ran away, he Bravely ran away! Away!" Sir Robin : "No!" Minstrels : "When nature reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!" Sir Robin : "I never did!" Great stuff :o) -- Graeme Porter -^-_ _ / [_][_]_:_ Proud owner of a 1978 /| _||_ v Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit | / \ | -=/=\\____//=\=jaa
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message > news:a2ic31$11iglr$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > > ___ > Oh, come on. I'm just standing. @| \\ > Stop posing. -You're- posing. \_|| > ` __ , :)) > ___OO oo|___ _:_ > <\/> <\/> |`|\.|./|'| > jg_____ /\ ______ /\ ___________________________ | | | | | Oh yes! > > He buggered So he has. > off. He's scarpered. > ` __ , > ___OO ___|oo > .\/. <\/> > jg_________ || ______ /\ _______________________________________ > Yay for Monty Python references! :-) Andrew
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