Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 May 2001.
Female comedic ascii art??
alt.ascii-art
· 6 messages · 16 May 2001 - 1 Jun 2001
Well, I've been looking for a decade *sniff* almost but i found only one dumdadadum here it is, now scroll down 1 11 111 1111 11111 111111 1111111 11111111 111111111 1111111111 11111111111 111111111111 11111111111 1111111111 111111111 11111111 1111111 111111 11111 1111 111 11 1 ==3D a small *ahem* you probably now what. It's not a smiley face.ok?
On Wed, 16 May 2001 00:02:48 GMT, "Sarah" <sar...@passport.com> wrote:
>Well, I've been looking for a decade *sniff* almost but i found only one
>dumdadadum here it is, now scroll down
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>==3D
>a small *ahem* you probably now what. It's not a smiley face.ok?
>
eh, is it an impressionistic rendition of the "Statue of David"?
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oh well, anyway the statue was I heard the artist's version of "perfection"
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might be an overstatement of the statue's "attributes"
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MJP wrote: <snip> > eh, is it an impressionistic rendition of the "Statue of David"? > .%%%%%. > .%%%%^%%%%. > '%%' ,.'%%' > ; o) o ;@ > - c - /| > \=-_/ | > _____) _|______ > \ > \ / \ > ( ) > \ . . /( ) > \ _ / \ _ / \ \ > \ / \ / \ \ > > oh well, anyway the statue was I heard the artist's version of "perfection" > > ,%&%. > o((o > c > > might be an overstatement of the statue's "attributes" That looks painful. Please, complete the picture. :-) -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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| MJP wrote:
| <snip>
| > eh, is it an impressionistic rendition of the "Statue of
David"?
| > .%%%%%.
| > .%%%%^%%%%.
| > '%%' ,.'%%'
| > ; o) o ;@
| > - c - /|
| > \=-_/ |
| > _____) _|______
| > \
| > \ / \
| > ( )
| > \ . . /( )
| > \ _ / \ _ / \ \
| > \ / \ / \ \
| >
| > oh well, anyway the statue was I heard the artist's version
of "perfection"
| >
| > ,%&%.
| > o((o
| > c
| >
| > might be an overstatement of the statue's "attributes"
|
| That looks painful. Please, complete the picture. :-)
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When I was doing nude male art, it was suggested that the size
should be about half the size you see. Surprisingly, this works
quite well, visually, although I used to think that it was to
protect the male ego!
For those who think size is important, Build your perfect man
around the example below.
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figure:
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Head Length 40 chars
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Laury wrote: > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > | MJP wrote: > | <snip> > | > eh, is it an impressionistic rendition of the "Statue of David"? > | > .%%%%%. > | > .%%%%^%%%%. > | > '%%' ,.'%%' > | > ; o) o ;@ > | > - c - /| > | > \=-_/ | > | > _____) _|______ > | > \ > | > \ / \ > | > ( ) > | > \ . . /( ) > | > \ _ / \ _ / \ \ > | > \ / \ / \ \ > | > > | > oh well, anyway the statue was I heard the artist's version of "perfection" > | > > | > ,%&%. > | > o((o > | > c > | > > | > might be an overstatement of the statue's "attributes" > | > | That looks painful. Please, complete the picture. :-) > You had a nice start there, why not finish it! > When I was doing nude male art, Yes... :-) > it was suggested that the size > should be about half the size you see. ? > Surprisingly, this works > quite well, visually, although I used to think that it was to > protect the male ego! Hmmm... what are we talking about here? > For those who think size is important, Build your perfect man > around the example below. <snip> Where is the rest of him? -- (, http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/cgi/asciichat/ /|__--__ . __--__ |\ '__ /|\ _{ _ `.' / `.,_ _________ | _________ _,.' (/ `. / ||``._.' ASCII ART CHAT! `---'|:||,/ .' /| /|:| \ .' /\ \ __ __ _ `/|'\' ` `,/ /`,\ \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ /,'\ \ .'.' /| \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | |\ `.`. ,' / / | \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| | \ \ `, - `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -
On Thu, 31 May 2001 22:29:19 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <asc...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Laury wrote:
>> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
>> | MJP wrote:
>> | <snip>
>> | > eh, is it an impressionistic rendition of the "Statue of David"?
>> | > .%%%%%.
>> | > .%%%%^%%%%.
>> | > '%%' ,.'%%'
>> | > ; o) o ;@
>> | > - c - /|
>> | > \=-_/ |
>> | > _____) _|______
>> | > \
>> | > \ / \
>> | > ( )
>> | > \ . . /( )
>> | > \ _ / \ _ / \ \
>> | > \ / \ / \ \
>> | >
>> | > oh well, anyway the statue was I heard the artist's version of "perfection"
>> | >
>> | > ,%&%.
>> | > o((o
>> | > c
>> | >
>> | > might be an overstatement of the statue's "attributes"
>> |
>> | That looks painful. Please, complete the picture. :-)
>>
>
>You had a nice start there, why not finish it!
>
>> When I was doing nude male art,
>
>Yes... :-)
>
>> it was suggested that the size
>> should be about half the size you see.
>
>?
>
>> Surprisingly, this works
>> quite well, visually, although I used to think that it was to
>> protect the male ego!
>
>Hmmm... what are we talking about here?
>
>> For those who think size is important, Build your perfect man
>> around the example below.
><snip>
>
>Where is the rest of him?
>
>
who are ya talkin to?
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