Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 Oct 2002.
[Comic] an other night out.
alt.ascii-art
· 10 messages · 20 Oct 2002 - 22 Oct 2002
So I see you aren't the only one
still recovering from last nights party.
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So what motivated you
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were this bad off?
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Beers and girls. Uha ha.
So.. what are your plans
for world domination?
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*Thump*
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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message news:slrnar6hbv.kq.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... > >> Fixed subject line. Damn typos. > > > > Wouldnt usually comment on typos, but since you did, it's "another" :) > > Ok I give up. I am just going to pay someone to proof read everything > from now on. Nah, if you did that, your posts wouldnt be as characteristicly you :) Tom.
_.--- Tom Bampton spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > > "Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message > news:slrnar6hbv.kq.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a... >> >> Fixed subject line. Damn typos. >> > >> > Wouldnt usually comment on typos, but since you did, it's "another" :) >> Ok I give up. I am just going to pay someone to proof read everything >> from now on. > > Nah, if you did that, your posts wouldnt be as characteristicly you :) Blah. I said something to one person last night that was so out of character for me that he ran under an umbrella and poked he head out from under its protective covering to see if the sky was falling. And then again last night someone was telling me that I should change my name because "you arn't the same caustic antisocial person I used to know." And here was a tit for tat on the same theme of characteristics: Her: "You seem much more normal these days." Me: "People who want to be raped murderd and raped again in the name of science don't get to call people, much less me, normal. It's all in the handbook." Her: <face moves into that look that only 5 year old tomboys seem to be able to pull off. The one she does does so well when she knows she is caught. You know the look that is half pout and half "lets wrestle" look they get on occasion?> '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/16 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: _disconnect_--_rudolph_the_red_nose_raindeer.mp3 Sleeps well : Now: /smashing_pumkins/unique/OneLessMoment.mp3 with others. : Fwd: No_Cora��o_dos_Deuses_-_OST_-_12_-_Mart�rios.mp3
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On 2002-10-21 Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL said:
>Her: <face moves into that look that only 5 year old tomboys seem
>to be able to pull off. The one she does so well when she
>knows she is caught. You know the look that is half pout and
>half "lets wrestle" look they get on occasion?>
You mean...kinda like this?
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with Llizard, instead of hitting on / `\ '
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Maybe Talizanna's available. _/`_\ \
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_.--- The Unknown Artist spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > >Her: <face moves into that look that only 5 year old tomboys seem > >to be able to pull off. The one she does so well when she > >knows she is caught. You know the look that is half pout and > >half "lets wrestle" look they get on occasion?> > > > You mean...kinda like this? > \ _____ > ((( `\ > o -`\ ) > (^ ) ) > ~-( ) > _'((,,,)) I suppose at that will come close enough for ascii. :) > _____ > I used to be a tomboy. But then my chest ((( `\ > started getting caught on branches while _ _`\ ) > I was climbing trees. It was around that (^ ) ) > time that I decided to stop climbing trees ~-( ) > and become a full-time girl. Hehehe! _'((,,,)) Thats too bad. We need more tomboys. They keep things interesting. > I can still whip your wussy Cali- > formula butt, though, Paco. Maybe > you should try some sober bicycling > with Llizard, instead of hitting on > drunken women in bars. I doubt that anyone will be believe this but I haven't been hitting on them. They seem be hitting on me more often than not these days. Not entirely sure on the whys and whats of that but it's beginning to confuse the hell out of me. Rude, blunt, and egotistical people are supposed to be shunned, not encouraged. I knew there was a reason I was antisocial until 374 days ago. I keep thinking I am going to relapse. (())) / ,' =()=: / ,' / `\ ' / `\ ' : \/ ) : \/ ) | / ; | / ; Nice pants. | / / | / / |/ / |/ / / / Bell bottoms! / / ( < ( < | \ \ \ / \ |\ \ /________\ |_\___\ _/`_\ \ _/`_\ \ `" _/ _) ua `" _/ _) ua `" `" Let me get this straight: I can't even remember your name after having seen you here now on several occasions. I have made rude comments about your choices in friends and you are asking /me/ what /my/ plans are after last call? ._-_. //// _\ That pretty much sums it up. /// .'. ,,.. /|( _\ /|\\\\ \\| | . . )\\ //\\ c/ / /// /.-'==='-. '=' `\\ ..-" '\ ./--'//_ __/____-|:F_P:|\ \ / ",_ |.-------| |-\~~;-( .' . \| ||XXXXXXX| |X/ /XXX\ -. /\ \ \\XXXXXXX| |~~|o /XXXXX| |X/ / |\\XXXXXX|xx| |8/XXXXX// |/ /\\ ||\\----/ '--'\----- /------\(()||\\ \\|| / / \ \ / \ ' | \\|| |\||--/ /---\ \--/ / /---\|| ||||-( /-----\ )-| / /-----\| |||| | | | | |--,,__ / ||| '||| | | | | | /\ "\ '|| '| | | | | |_| '\ _\ '| __|__| |__|_/ | '; \ (_____| |_____)| / / (_/ This isn't computing in my brain. Would you You are fascinating. You are care to explain why able to get away with things despite my attitude you that no one else even thinks have taken this interest? about trying. I have never seen anyone in my life offer ._-_. hard proof to a girl in a //// _\ wheelchair that every /// .'. ,,.. straight man in this club /|( _\ /|\\\\ would have sex with her \\| _| . . )\\ and change her opinion of //\\ _/ / /// people and her self. /.-'==='-. '=_ `\\ How many people ..-" '\ ./--'//_ would even think of __/____-|:F_P:|\ \ / ",_ doing that much less |.-------| |-\~~;-( .' . \| have the balls and ||XXXXXXX| |X/ /XXX\ -. /\ \ see the need to pull \\XXXXXXX| |~~|o /XXXXX| |X/ / that kind of thing? |\\XXXXXX|xx| |8/XXXXX// |/ /\\ ||\\----/ '--'\----- /------\(()||\\ \\|| / / \ \ / \ ' | \\|| |\||--/ /---\ \--/ / /---\|| ||||-( /-----\ )-| / /-----\| |||| | | | | |--,,__ / ||| '||| | | | | | /\ "\ '|| '| | | | | |_| '\ _\ '| __|__| |__|_/ | '; \ (_____| |_____)| / / (_/ Oh, you were here for that experiment? \ ._-_. It is almost legendary. After //// _\ / seeing that I understood /// o'o ,,.. what Joe said about you /|( _\ /|\\\\ being careful not to \\| | . . )\\ start a cult. //\\ c/ / /// /.-'==='-. '=' `\\ ..-" '\-.,--./--'//_ __/____-|:F_P:|\ \.,-/ ",_ |.-------| |-\~~;-( .' . \| ||XXXXXXX| |X/ /XXX\ -. /\ \ \\XXXXXXX| |~~|o /XXXXX| |X/ / |\\XXXXXX|xx| |8/XXXXX// |/ /\\ ||\\----/ '--'\----- /------\(()||\\ \\|| / / \ \ / \ ' | \\|| |\||--/ /---\ \--/ / /---\|| ||||-( /-----\ )-| / /-----\| |||| | | | | |--,,__ / ||| '||| | | | | | /\ "\ '|| '| | | | | |_| '\ _\ '| __|__| |__|_/ | '; \ (_____| |_____)| / / (_/ ._-_. //// \ But he also said not to /// ~,~, ,,.. talk about that for /|( _\ /|\\\\ / some reason. \\| | . . )\\ So again: what are //\\ ~/ / /// your plans. /.-'==='-. '=_ `\\ ..-" '\-.,--./--'//_ __/____-|:F_P:|\ \.,-/ ",_ |.-------| |-\~~;-( .' . \| ||XXXXXXX| |X/ /XXX\ -. /\ \ \\XXXXXXX| |~~|o /XXXXX| |X/ / |\\XXXXXX|xx| |8/XXXXX// |/ /\\ ||\\----/ '--'\----- /------\(()||\\ \\|| / / \ \ / \ ' | \\|| |\||--/ /---\ \--/ / /---\|| ||||-( /-----\ )-| / /-----\| |||| | | | | |--,,__ / ||| '||| | | | | | /\ "\ '|| '| | | | | |_| '\ _\ '| __|__| |__|_/ | '; \ (_____| |_____)| / / (_/ ######################################Mon Oct 21 2002################# '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/16 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: mind_is_a_terrible_thing_to_taste/06-so_what.mp3 I am the bullet : Now: witch_-_08_-_Over_the_Shoulder_(12-_Version).mp3 in the gun : Fwd: -_Twelve_Inch_Singles_(07)_All_Day_(Remix_B).mp3
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On 2002-10-22 Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL said:
>I doubt that anyone will believe this but I haven't been hitting
>on them. They seem be hitting on me more often than not these days.
>Not entirely sure on the whys and whats of that but it's beginning
>to confuse the hell out of me. Rude, blunt, and egotistical people
>are supposed to be shunned, not encouraged. I knew there was a
>reason I was antisocial until 374 days ago. I keep thinking I am
>going to relapse.
We can only hope...! _____
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I'm not too sure about your women, though,
Pseudo-man. Let's reconstruct this scenario.
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So are you, like, really going home with the Pseudo-man?
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A surprise?
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I -THOUGHT- you looked a little skanky.
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.nn, Umm...your bra padding has slipped.
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_.--- The Unknown Artist spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > >are supposed to be shunned, not encouraged. I knew there was a > >reason I was antisocial until 374 days ago. I keep thinking I am > >going to relapse. > > We can only hope...! _____ Hay hay, no incuraging anti-social behaviour. Would you offer a joint to an recovering addict? > .nn, Umm...your bra padding has slipped. > ////|\ _____ / > //(||) ,;;;;, ((( `\ > |\\\(| :;' _ _ _ _`\ ) > (//')) C \ (^ ) ) > \\ \ \ _=' ~-( ) > \ \--'--\. _'((,,,))) > \_ \ ,-' \_/ `\ > \. `. ) ( , | > \ .- / `-.-'`-.-'/|_| > | | \ / | | > | \ =()=: / ,' >------------------'------'-----------------'-----'-'-----ua > \_/ > | Well she looked a little rough because she was supposed to be a little tomboyish to complete the theme. The /girls/ you are talking about look a little more like this: . \"--,,__. \ / \____/ //'''\ But, darling I am fabulous! // 7 7 \\\ o/ / \\\ = \\\\_/ -- Come on deary. Let me show _/\\\>__ you how sweet it is. //\ .-'| / | '-. \ / / _/\. ./\ / \ \ \ / / \':/ / / I will rock your world. \ \/ ./\ _\/_/ / \ \ _/ (\/_____/ And then you too will " \" / be fabulous! / \ ====(69)= / \ | ..i| :F_P: | ..ii||||| \|||||||||\ \ \ \ \ / ) / ) / / / / \ / \ / <X <X /\\__ /\\__ //\___>//\___> And we have a lot of them in my area. Hillcrest has second largest gay population in the world. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/16 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /sacred_reich/independent/08 - Product.mp3 I am the lie that: Now: he_Boxed_Life_-_Disc_2_-_Vacation_In_England.mp3 you belive : Fwd: lins_-_03_-_Think_Tank_-_Disc_1_-_Television.mp3
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