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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Sep 1996.
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!!!!!!!!!!! FREE INTERNET ACCESS !!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!! FREE INTERNET ACCESS !!!!!!!!!!!

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 22 Sep 1996 - 5 Oct 1996
Robert Johnson <Ord...@msn.com> ASCII art 22 Sep 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
!!!!!!!!!!!  FREE INTERNET ACCESS   !!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER EVER pay for Internet Access AGAIN!!! E-V-E-R!

Amazing Course on Audio Tape describes STEP by STEP what your Internet

Service Provider doesn't want you to know!

* How to get FREE LOCAL DIAL-UP PPP Internet Access!
* How to Surf the Web,Newsgroups,and EMAIL Anonymously/Untraceable!
* How to Make VOICE Phone Calls ANYWHERE in the World UNTRACEABLE!
* Where you can get FREE Email Remailing
* Where you can get FREE Email Addresses
* Where you can get FREE Access to News Servers
* How to get FREE Internet Tools for Email, News, WWW, Etc.
* How to get free accounts on BBS's
* MUCH MUCH More!!!

No matter where you live in the world we guarantee you will get FREE 
internet access legally and anonymously!

TO ORDER:

LSAT Productions
PO Box 2747-453
Huntington Beach, CA  92648
USA

WE ACCEPT Check or Money Order.

$24.95 Delivered (WORLDWIDE) (US FUNDS ONLY)

Act NOW supplies are in Limited Supply! 

FAST SERVICE!

ORDER FORM - Print out and mail
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  -

                                             Price Each    Sub-Total

__   Total # of Courses     __________   ___________

           Shipping  (+ 1.00/add. course)     ___________

           Sales Tax (CA residents 7.75%)     ___________

                     Order total                    US $___________ 
PAYMENT BY:

___ Check ___ Money Order  - US FUNDS only!


SHIP TO:

______________________________      _____________________
Name                                                          Phone #

______________________________
Address
                                                                   
______________________________       As it should be written on a mail

City,State,Zip                                              piece.

______________________________
Country

WE ACCEPT US FUNDS ONLY!  Please make checks payable to ->   LSAT

LSAT <Lsa...@Lsat.com> ASCII art 28 Sep 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
!!!!!!!!!!!  FREE INTERNET ACCESS   !!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER EVER pay for Internet Access AGAIN!!! E-V-E-R!

Amazing Course on Audio Tape describes STEP by STEP what your Internet

Service Provider doesn't want you to know!

* How to get FREE LOCAL DIAL-UP PPP Internet Access!
* How to Surf the Web,Newsgroups,and EMAIL Anonymously/Untraceable!
* How to Make VOICE Phone Calls ANYWHERE in the World UNTRACEABLE!
* Where you can get FREE Email Remailing
* Where you can get FREE Email Addresses
* Where you can get FREE Access to News Servers
* How to get FREE Internet Tools for Email, News, WWW, Etc.
* How to get free accounts on BBS's
* MUCH MUCH More!!!

No matter where you live in the world we guarantee you will get FREE 
internet access legally and anonymously!

TO ORDER:

LSAT Productions
PO Box 2747-453
DEPT NS5
Huntington Beach, CA  92648
USA

WE ACCEPT Check or Money Order.

$24.95 Delivered (WORLDWIDE) (US FUNDS ONLY)

Act NOW supplies are in Limited Supply! 

FAST SERVICE!

ORDER FORM - Print out and mail
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  -

                                               Price Each    Sub-Total

__   Total # of Courses     __________   ___________

           Shipping  (+ 1.00/add. course)     ___________

     Sales Tax (CA residents 7.75%%)    ___________

                        Order total                    US $___________

PAYMENT BY:

___ Check ___ Money Order  - US FUNDS only!


SHIP TO:

__________________________      _____________________
Name                                                           Phone #

______________________________
Address
                                                                   
______________________________      As it should be written on a mail
City,State,Zip                                                  piece.

______________________________
Country

WE ACCEPT US FUNDS ONLY!  Please make checks payable to ->   LSAT


 

LSAT Productions <Res...@Mail.com> ASCII art 30 Sep 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
!!!!!!!!!!!  FREE INTERNET ACCESS   !!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER EVER pay for Internet Access AGAIN!!! E-V-E-R!

Amazing Course on Audio Tape describes STEP by STEP what your Internet

Service Provider doesn't want you to know!

* How to get FREE LOCAL DIAL-UP PPP Internet Access!
* How to Surf the Web,Newsgroups,and EMAIL Anonymously/Untraceable!
* How to Make VOICE Phone Calls ANYWHERE in the World UNTRACEABLE!
* Where you can get FREE Email Remailing
* Where you can get FREE Email Addresses
* Where you can get FREE Access to News Servers
* How to get FREE Internet Tools for Email, News, WWW, Etc.
* How to get free accounts on BBS's
* MUCH MUCH More!!!

No matter where you live in the world we guarantee you will get FREE 
internet access legally and anonymously!

TO ORDER:

LSAT Productions
PO Box 2747-453
DEPT NS20A
Huntington Beach, CA  92648
USA

WE ACCEPT Check or Money Order.

$24.95 Delivered (WORLDWIDE) (US FUNDS ONLY)

Act NOW supplies are in Limited Supply! 

FAST SERVICE!

ORDER FORM - Print out and mail
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  -

                                               Price Each    Sub-Total

__   Total # of Courses     __________   ___________

           Shipping  (+ 1.00/add. course)     ___________

     Sales Tax (CA residents 7.75%%)    ___________

                        Order total                    US $___________

PAYMENT BY:

___ Check ___ Money Order  - US FUNDS only!


SHIP TO:

__________________________      _____________________
Name                                                           Phone #

______________________________
Address
                                                                   
______________________________      As it should be written on a mail
City,State,Zip                                                  piece.

______________________________
Country

WE ACCEPT US FUNDS ONLY!  Please make checks payable to ->   LSAT


 

Mik...@p99.f423.n259.z1.gryn.org (Mike Marino) wrote:

>*** Quoting Lsa...@Lsat.com from a message to All ***

>Ls> !!!!!!!!!!!  FREE INTERNET ACCESS   !!!!!!!!!!!

>Ls> NEVER EVER pay for Internet Access AGAIN!!! E-V-E-R!

>Ls> No matter where you live in the world we guarantee you will get FREE  
>Ls> internet access legally and anonymously!

>I don't believe you.  Give me a couple of examples for Toronto, Ontario.

neither do I. ONE example for Stocksee, Germany.

see you, robotman


>~~~ Telegard v3.02/mL
>--
>| Fidonet:  Mike Marino 1:259/423.99
>| Internet: Mik...@p99.f423.n259.z1.gryn.org

*** Quoting Lsa...@Lsat.com from a message to All ***

Ls> !!!!!!!!!!!  FREE INTERNET ACCESS   !!!!!!!!!!!

Ls> NEVER EVER pay for Internet Access AGAIN!!! E-V-E-R!

Ls> No matter where you live in the world we guarantee you will get FREE  
Ls> internet access legally and anonymously!

I don't believe you.  Give me a couple of examples for Toronto, Ontario.

~~~ Telegard v3.02/mL
--
| Fidonet:  Mike Marino 1:259/423.99
| Internet: Mik...@p99.f423.n259.z1.gryn.org

On 02 Oct 96 10:00:26, Mik...@p99.f423.n259.z1.gryn.org (Mike Marino)
wrote:

>*** Quoting Lsa...@Lsat.com from a message to All ***
>
>Ls> !!!!!!!!!!!  FREE INTERNET ACCESS   !!!!!!!!!!!
>
>Ls> NEVER EVER pay for Internet Access AGAIN!!! E-V-E-R!
>
>Ls> No matter where you live in the world we guarantee you will get FREE  
>Ls> internet access legally and anonymously!
>
>I don't believe you.  Give me a couple of examples for Toronto, Ontario.
>
I don't know what this jerk's game is, but I suspect that for a small charge
he/she will probably tell you to use up the stack of aol, compuserve, genie,
prodigy free tryout disks piling up in the corner of the room (or get on
their mailing lists if you don't own such a stack). By the time those are
used up, the corner will probably have a whole new stack.

On the other hand, for *quality* and continuous access, I'm pretty sure one
has to pay.

Alan

LSAT Productions <Res...@Mail.com> ASCII art 4 Oct 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
!!!!!!!!!!!  FREE INTERNET ACCESS   !!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER EVER pay for Internet Access AGAIN!!! E-V-E-R!

Amazing Course on Audio Tape describes STEP by STEP what your Internet

Service Provider doesn't want you to know!

* How to get FREE LOCAL DIAL-UP PPP Internet Access!
* How to Surf the Web,Newsgroups,and EMAIL Anonymously/Untraceable!
* How to Make VOICE Phone Calls ANYWHERE in the World UNTRACEABLE!
* Where you can get FREE Email Remailing
* Where you can get FREE Email Addresses
* Where you can get FREE Access to News Servers
* How to get FREE Internet Tools for Email, News, WWW, Etc.
* How to get free accounts on BBS's
* MUCH MUCH More!!!

No matter where you live in the world we guarantee you will get FREE 
internet access legally and anonymously!

TO ORDER:

LSAT Productions
PO Box 2747-453
DEPT NS-6A
Huntington Beach, CA  92648
USA

WE ACCEPT Check or Money Order.

$24.95 Delivered (WORLDWIDE) (US FUNDS ONLY)

Act NOW supplies are in Limited Supply! 

FAST SERVICE!

ORDER FORM - Print out and mail
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  -

                                               Price Each    Sub-Total

__   Total # of Courses     __________   ___________

           Shipping  (+ 1.00/add. course)     ___________

     Sales Tax (CA residents 7.75%%)    ___________

                        Order total                    US $___________

PAYMENT BY:

___ Check ___ Money Order  - US FUNDS only!


SHIP TO:

__________________________      _____________________
Name                                                           Phone #

______________________________
Address
                                                                   
______________________________      As it should be written on a mail
City,State,Zip                                                  piece.

______________________________
Country

WE ACCEPT US FUNDS ONLY!  Please make checks payable to ->   LSAT


 

LSAT Productions <Res...@Mail.com> ASCII art 5 Oct 1996 00:00 · permalink · report
!!!!!!!!!!!  FREE INTERNET ACCESS   !!!!!!!!!!!

NEVER EVER pay for Internet Access AGAIN!!! E-V-E-R!

Amazing Course on Audio Tape describes STEP by STEP what your Internet

Service Provider doesn't want you to know!

* How to get FREE LOCAL DIAL-UP PPP Internet Access!
* How to Surf the Web,Newsgroups,and EMAIL Anonymously/Untraceable!
* How to Make VOICE Phone Calls ANYWHERE in the World UNTRACEABLE!
* Where you can get FREE Email Remailing
* Where you can get FREE Email Addresses
* Where you can get FREE Access to News Servers
* How to get FREE Internet Tools for Email, News, WWW, Etc.
* How to get free accounts on BBS's
* MUCH MUCH More!!!

No matter where you live in the world we guarantee you will get FREE 
internet access legally and anonymously!

$24.95 Delivered (WORLDWIDE) (US FUNDS ONLY)

Act NOW supplies are in Limited Supply! 

FAST SERVICE!

ORDER FORM - Print out and mail
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  -

                                               Price Each    Sub-Total

__   Total # of Courses     __________   ___________

           Shipping  (+ 1.00/add. course)     ___________

     Sales Tax (CA residents 7.75%%)    ___________

                        Order total                    US $___________

PAYMENT BY:

___ Check ___ Money Order  - US FUNDS only!

LSAT Productions
PO Box 2747-453
DEPT N7A1-1004-2
Huntington Beach, CA  92648
USA

SHIP TO:

__________________________      _____________________
Name                                                           Phone #

______________________________
Address
                                                                   
______________________________      As it should be written on a mail
City,State,Zip                                                  piece.

______________________________
Country

WE ACCEPT US FUNDS ONLY!  Please make checks payable to ->   LSAT


 

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