Line: Smiley Dictionary

                THE SMILEY DICTIONARY
 
  :-)      basic smiley             
 
  ,-)      winking happy smiley
 
  (-:      left hand smiley
 
  (:-)     smiley big face
 
  (:-(     very unhappy smiley
 
  ,-}      wry and winking smiley
 
  8-O      Omigod
 
  '-)      winking smiley
 
  :-#      my lips are scaled
 
  :-*      kiss
 
  :-/      skeptical smiley
 
  :->      sarcastic smiley
 
  :-@      screaming smiley
 
  :-d      said with a smile
 
  :-V      shouting smiley
 
  :-X      a big wet kiss
 
  :-\      undecided smiley
 
  :-]      smiley blockhead
 
  ;-(      crying smiley
 
  >;->     a very lewd remark was just made
 
  ;^)      smirking smiley
 
  %-)      smiley after staring at a screen for 15 hours straight
 
  ):-(     nordic smiley
 
  3:]      Lucy my pet dog smiley
 
  :-&      tongue tied
 
  8:-)     little girl smiley
 
  :-)8<    big girl smiley
 
  :-O      talkaktive smiley
 
  :-6      smiley after eating something spicy
 
  +:-)     priest smiley
 
  O:-)     angel smiley
 
  :-<      walrus smiley
 
  :-?      smiley smokes a pipe
 
  :-E      bucktoothed vampire
 
  :-Q      smoking smiley
 
  :-}X     bow tie-wearing smiley
 
  :-[      vampire smiley
 
  :-a      smiley touching her tongue to her nose
 
  :-{      mustache
 
  :-{}     smiley wears lipstick
 
  :^)      smiley with a personality
 
  :0)      pig smiley
  
  <:-l     dunce smiley
 
  :=)      orangutan smiley
 
  >:->     devilish smiley
 
  >:-l     klingon smiley
 
  @:-)     smiley wearing a turban
 
  @:-}     smiley just back from the hairdresser
 
  C=:-)    chef smiley
 
  X:-)     smiley with a mop top
 
  [:-)     smiley wearing a walkman
 
  [:]      robot smiley
 
  {:-)     smiley wears a toupee

  }:-)      above in an updraft 

  l^o      hepcat smiley
 
  }:^#)    pointy nosed smiley with mustache
 
  :-(=)    bucktooth smiley
 
  O-)      message from cyclops
 
  :-3      handlebar mustache smiley
 
  : =      beaver smiley
 
  :-"      whistling smiley
 
  P-(      pirate smiley
 
  ?-(      black eye
 
  d:-)     baseball smiley
 
  :8)      pigish smiley
 
  :-7      smirking smiley
 
  ):-)     impish smiley
 
  :/\)     extremely bignosed smiley
 
  8(:-)    Mickey Mouse
 
  ([(      Robocop
 
  :-(*)    that comment made me sick
 
  &-l      that made me cry
 
  :-e      disappointed smiley
 
  :,(      crying smiley
 
  :-(      boo hoo

 
  :-P      Nyahhhh!
 
  :-S      what you say makes no sense
 
  :-[      un-smiley blockhead
 
  :-C      real unhappy smiley
 
  :-r      smiley raspberry
 
  :-t      pouting smiley
 
  :-W      speak with forked tongue
 
  X-(      you are brain dead
 
  l-O      smiley is yawning
 
  l:-O     flattop loudmouth smiley
 
  $-)      yuppie smiley
 
  :-!      foot in mouth
 
  :----}   you lie like pinnochio
 
  O-)      smiley after smoking a banana
 
  =:-)     smiley is a punk
 
  =:-(     real punks never smile
 
  3:[      pit bull smiley
 
  8<:-)    smiley is a wizard
 
  :#)      drunk smiley
 
  8-#      dead smiley
  
  ;-)      Winky smilie

  :-I      Indifferent smilie. 

  ;->      Winky lewd smilie
 
  :*)      drunk smiley

  8-)      smiley wearing sunglasses

  B:-)     smiley with sunglasses on head

  ::-)     smiley wearing normal glasses

  B-)      smiley wearing horn-rimmed glasses

  :-)-8    Big girl smiley

  :-{)     smiley with a mustache

  :-F      Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

  :-*      smiley just ate something sour

  :-)~     drooling smiley

  :-~)     smiley has a cold

  :'-(     smiley is crying

  :'-)     smiley is so happy, s/he is crying

  :-#      smiley wears braces

  :v)      smiley has a broken nose

  :_)      smiley's nose is sliding off of his face

  :<)      smiley is from an Ivy League School

  =:-)     smiley is a hosehead

  -:-)     smiley is a punk rocker

  -:-(     (real punk rockers don't smile)

  +-:-)    smiley is the Pope or holds some other religious office

  `:-)     smiley shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

  ,:-)     Same thing...other side

  |-I      smiley is asleep

  |-O      smiley is yawning/snoring

  O-)      a scuba diver)

  O :-)    another angel smilie

  :-D 	  smiley is laughing (at you!)

  :-X      smiley's lips are sealed

  @=       smiley is pro-nuclear war

  *<:-)    smiley is wearin a Santa Claus Hat

  :-o      Uh oh!

  (8-o     It's Mr. Bill!

  *:o)     And Bozo the Clown!

  d8=      Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

  E-:-)     smiley is a Ham radio operator

  :-9       smiley is licking his/her lips

  %-6       smiley is braindead

  (:I       smiley is an egghead

  <:-I      smiley is a dunce

  K:P       smiley is a little kid with a propeller beenie

  :-0       No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)

  :-:       Mutant Smilie

            The invisible smilie

  .-)       smiley only has one eye

  ,-)       Ditto...but he's winking

  X-(       smiley just died

  8 :-)     smiley is a wizard

  C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft,
                           a mustache, and a double chin
 
 Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
 
  :)        Midget smilie
 
  :]        Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend

  =)        Variation on a theme...

  :}        What should we call these? (what?)

  :>        lewd

  :@        stress scream

  :D        Laughter

  :I        Hmmm...

  :(        Sad

  :[        Real Downer

  :<        disappointed

  :{        bummed big time

  :O        Yelling

  BI        a frog

  :C        really sad

  :Q        smoking

  []        Hugs and

  :*        Kisses

  |I        Asleep

  |^o       Snoring
 
  :-`       smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

  :-1       smiley bland face

  :-#)      smiley face with bushy mustache

  :-$       smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

  :-%       smiley banker

  8-)       smiley swimmer

  :-*       smiley after eating something bitter

  :-0       smiley orator

  )8-)      scuba smiley big-face

  :-q       smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

  :-t       cross smiley

  :-i       semi-smiley

  :-o       smiley singing national anthem

  :-p       smiley sticking its tong{e out (at you!)

  :-}       ditto

  :-s       smiley after a BIZARRE comment

  :-d       lefty smiley razzing you

  g-)       monocled smiley

  :-j       left smiling smilely

  :-K       little smiley with a chin

  :-l       y. a. s.

  :-:       mutant smiley

  :-|       "have an ordinary day" smiley

  :-<       real sad smiley

  :->       y.a.s.

  :-z       y.a.c.s.

  :-x       "my lips are sealed" smiley

  :-c       bummed out smiley

  :-v       talking head smiley

  :-b       left-pointing tongue smiley

  .-]       one-eyed smilely

  0-)       smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

  :-=)      older smiley with mustache

  :u)       smiley with funny-looking left nose

  :n)       smiley with funny-looking right nose

  :<        midget unsmiley

  :>        midget smiley

  }:^#})    mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with

                       a double-chin

  ~~:-(     net.flame

  |-)       hee hee

  O |-)     net.religion

  |-D       ho ho

  8 :-I     net.unix-wizards

  X-(       net.suicide

  :-I       hmm  

  E-:-I     net.ham-radio

  >:-I      net.startrek

  3:o[      net.pets

  |-P       yuk

  :-}       beard

  :-)X      bow tie

  <:I       dunce

  (:I       egghead

  @:I       turban

  8-)       glasses

  8:-)      glasses on forehead

  :-8(      condescending stare

  8-|       suspensful smilie

  8-)       smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses...

  |-(       smiley lost his contact lenses

  H-)       cross-eyed smiley

  ]-I       smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)

  V^J       smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking)

       (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)

  +-(       smiley, shot between the eyes

  ~:-P      smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair

  `'        cat's eyes in the night

            ghost smiley in invisible state

  L-P       totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P Mud exists... B)

  O-|       Big Smiley Is Watching You

  >/.#(     Adolf Hitler

  >:-{}     Mick Jagger

  >(Z(:^P   Napoleon

  0B>5:-)   Elvis

  >@:-)     Elvis

  : .)      Cindy Crawford

  (=( : - >*   Uncle Sam

  ((:- =)X     Charlie Chaplin

  : - =     Hitler

  (-|---( : - ) The Pope 

  [ : ]         Frankenstien

  7:^]     Reagan

  \|://    Bush

  =|:-)=   Abe Lincoln

  (:-O ==>      "Rush Limbaugh" (note loud tie)   - Heather Taylor

  (Z(:^P        "Napoleon"    -Paul Curcio

  :-8p    "Dizzy Gillespie" (puffed cheeks and trumpet)    -Michael J Kahlke

  IIIIII8^)X    "The Cat in the Hat"     -N. Murray 

  `,`,`,`,`:|   "Mrs. Frankenstein"    -Matthew Allen Lewis  

  /\/:/\   "Mummy"   -Barry Ackerman