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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Aug 2008.
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The Solution for Fuel 64282

The Solution for Fuel 64282

alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 4 Aug 2008 - 5 Aug 2008
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 4 Aug 2008 22:16 · permalink · report 
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Morales wrote the following -._
>=======================================
>        Why PAY TOO MUCH for FUEL

I don't.  I have a scooter that gets 100 MPG.

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:F_P:####################Wed May 9 2007#####
Scooter

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Troy Piggins <use...@piggo.com> ASCII art 4 Aug 2008 22:51 · permalink · report 
* Faux_Pseudo wrote :
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Morales wrote the following -._
>>=======================================
>>        Why PAY TOO MUCH for FUEL
>
> I don't.  I have a scooter that gets 100 MPG.
>
>           /\_
>          (|(o)
>           |/       ____.---.
>          / |      (_____.__/
>        .-'\|       \/      `-.
>       /_.  \__    /(   :F_P:  )
>        /|\____>====_\________/
>       ( () )\_________/( () )
>        \__/             \__/
>
>:F_P:####################Wed May 9 2007#####
> Scooter

Seen this?  You might change your mind.  Very funny blog.  Very
Faux_Tran-like IMO.

http://introducingliston.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-not-gay-except-when-i-am.html

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Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 4 Aug 2008 23:37 · permalink · report 
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Troy Piggins wrote the following -._
> * Faux_Pseudo wrote :
>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Morales wrote the following -._
>>>=======================================
>>>        Why PAY TOO MUCH for FUEL
>>
>> I don't.  I have a scooter that gets 100 MPG.
>>
>>           /\_
>>          (|(o)
>>           |/       ____.---.
>>          / |      (_____.__/
>>        .-'\|       \/      `-.
>>       /_.  \__    /(   :F_P:  )
>>        /|\____>====_\________/
>>       ( () )\_________/( () )
>>        \__/             \__/
>>
>>:F_P:####################Wed May 9 2007#####
>> Scooter
>
> Seen this?  You might change your mind.  Very funny blog.  Very
> Faux_Tran-like IMO.
>
> http://introducingliston.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-not-gay-except-when-i-am.html

More Tran then Faux_Tran like.

As accurate as that post is it ignores some key points.
1) Serena Williams isn't the only tennis star that will blow you for
riding a scooter.  Anna Kournikova and Andre Agassi will too.
2) Its not that moped riders are pedophiles (attracted to kids) its
that kids are attracted to moped riders (scootophiles)
3) The uncut hair just adds to our awesome sexuality.  

In short scooter riders get lots of offers for sex.  Partly its the
scooter, partly it is that we have lots of money to spend because we
aren't paying more than $20 a month for transportation. 

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Troy Piggins <use...@piggo.com> ASCII art 5 Aug 2008 00:22 · permalink · report 
* Faux_Pseudo wrote :
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Troy Piggins wrote the following -._
>> * Faux_Pseudo wrote :
>>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Morales wrote the following -._
>>>
>>> I don't.  I have a scooter that gets 100 MPG.
>>>
>>>           /\_
>>>          (|(o)
>>>           |/       ____.---.
>>>          / |      (_____.__/
>>>        .-'\|       \/      `-.
>>>       /_.  \__    /(   :F_P:  )
>>>        /|\____>====_\________/
>>>       ( () )\_________/( () )
>>>        \__/             \__/
>>>
>>> Scooter
>>
>> Seen this?  You might change your mind.  Very funny blog.  Very
>> Faux_Tran-like IMO.
>>
>> http://introducingliston.blogspot.com/2008/06/im-not-gay-except-when-i-am.html
>
> More Tran then Faux_Tran like.
>
> As accurate as that post is it ignores some key points.
> 1) Serena Williams isn't the only tennis star that will blow you for
> riding a scooter.  Anna Kournikova and Andre Agassi will too.
> 2) Its not that moped riders are pedophiles (attracted to kids) its
> that kids are attracted to moped riders (scootophiles)
> 3) The uncut hair just adds to our awesome sexuality.  
>
> In short scooter riders get lots of offers for sex.  Partly its the
> scooter, partly it is that we have lots of money to spend because we
> aren't paying more than $20 a month for transportation. 

:)  

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