ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2009 May 8: #3606 NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED

Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> writes:

>  #3606 NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED

Loved this one!

> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

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    `.  '`  .'    (  Johann `Myrkraverk' Oskarsson         `--------.
     :`++++';      `-----------------.    <joh...@myrkraverk.com>    )
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_.-In alt.ascii-art, Johann `Myrkraverk' Oskarsson wrote the following -._
> Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> writes:
>
>>  #3606 NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED
>
> Loved this one!

I though it was "too soon" and damn funny.  At least we know that Tran
is still reading the group.

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On Fri, 08 May 2009 23:30:16 +0000, Faux_Pseudo wrote:

> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Johann `Myrkraverk' Oskarsson wrote the following
> -._
>> Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> writes:
>>
>>>  #3606 NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED
>>
>> Loved this one!
> 
> I though it was "too soon" and damn funny.  At least we know that Tran
> is still reading the group.

I thought "Faux_Tran" was you taking over ASCII Art Farts after Tran died 
in a drive-by shooting years back.

I've been gone from the group for a few years, please fill me in.

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Penachew
Azz Pizz Institute
Washington, DC

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Penachew wrote the following -._
> On Fri, 08 May 2009 23:30:16 +0000, Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>
>> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Johann `Myrkraverk' Oskarsson wrote the following
>> -._
>>> Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> writes:
>>>
>>>>  #3606 NO MATHEMATICIANS ALLOWED
>>>
>>> Loved this one!
>> 
>> I though it was "too soon" and damn funny.  At least we know that Tran
>> is still reading the group.
>
> I thought "Faux_Tran" was you taking over ASCII Art Farts after Tran died 
> in a drive-by shooting years back.
>
> I've been gone from the group for a few years, please fill me in.

Some other guy took over but is keeping Tran's policy of
non-interference.  
Faux_Tran is just script I wrote that looks for new farts each day on
the website and posts them here to a) keep the group with some kind of
content every day b) keep up the tradition of the original tran who
used to post the farts here. 
I don't recomend trying to find out who the new Tran is.  It isn't
hard to do as I discovered by accident.  A little bit of magic and
mystery is better than the facts.  

obligatory ASCII: some knit one row and pearl the next ASCII art:
   _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _  _
  / \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \
  `v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'
  / \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \
  `v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'
  / \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \
  `v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v':F_P:'`v'
  / \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \
  `v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'`v'


Life update:
I broke my wrist nine weeks ago and got the cast off one week ago. As
part of my recovery I am learning how to knit.  Next week I should
finish the duck tape prom dress and the week after that maybe be able
to start brewing again since I am running out of beer.

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Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> writes:

> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Penachew wrote the following -._

>> I thought "Faux_Tran" was you taking over ASCII Art Farts after
>> Tran died in a drive-by shooting years back.
>>
>> I've been gone from the group for a few years, please fill me in.
>
> Some other guy took over but is keeping Tran's policy of
> non-interference.  Faux_Tran is just script I wrote that looks for
> new farts each day on the website and posts them here to a) keep the
> group with some kind of content every day b) keep up the tradition
> of the original tran who used to post the farts here. I don't
> recomend trying to find out who the new Tran is.  It isn't hard to
> do as I discovered by accident.  A little bit of magic and mystery
> is better than the facts.

[obascii snipped]

> Life update:
> I broke my wrist nine weeks ago and got the cast off one week
> ago. As part of my recovery I am learning how to knit.  Next week I
> should finish the duck tape prom dress and the week after that maybe
> be able to start brewing again since I am running out of beer.

If you keep on knitting, you should look at the knitting recipes in a
book called Domiknitrix; there is even a website (I just found),

     http://www.domiknitrix.com/

It has *way* cool stuff.

The obascii (CBDB) is from the site:
    
        .____           ____.
       /|///o\         /o\\\|\
      //|////o\       /o\\\\|\\
     ///|/////o`._,_.'o\\\\\|\\\
    ////|//////o//|\\o\\\\\\|\\\\
   //// |/////////|\\\\\\\\\| \\\\
        `.////////|\\\\\\\\.'
         |///////\|/\\\\\\\|
          \/////\\|//\\\\\/
           `---\\\|///---'
          /     \\|//     \
         /       \|/       \
        /         |  /mv/   \


Johann

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                   .--------------------------.
     ,-'""`-.     (   Totally Evil Ascii Art   )
    ;    ,'  :    /.----------.	               `------------------.
   :          :  /'          (   http://www.myrkraverk.com/ascii/  )
   : (_)  (_) ;    .----------`                            ,------'
    `.  '`  .'    (  Johann `Myrkraverk' Oskarsson         `--------.
     :`++++';      `-----------------.    <joh...@myrkraverk.com>    )
      ``..''                          `-----------------------------'

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Johann `Myrkraverk' Oskarsson wrote the following -._
> If you keep on knitting, you should look at the knitting recipes in a
> book called Domiknitrix; there is even a website (I just found),
>
>      http://www.domiknitrix.com/
>
> It has *way* cool stuff.

I looked that over but didn't find much that really moved me.  I seem
to be a very utilitarian knitter.  The only frilly stuff I make are,
and this should come as no surprise to anyone who has read this group
over the last 10 years, womens thongs.  I was making something one day
and realized that the yarn combination I was using would be put to
better use in a strippers G-String.  So I knitted one up, asked
someone if they wanted to model and the next thing you know I have a
cottage industry and limitless supply of models for my ascii art.  Two
great tastes that taste great together. :F_P:  

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