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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Mar 2004.
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ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2004 Feb 29

ASCII Art Fart for Sun, 2004 Feb 29

alt.ascii-art · 12 messages · 1 Mar 2004 - 1 Mar 2004
n46is <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 06:14 · permalink · report
Faux_Tran wrote:
>                       __                                   
>                      [__]                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>         ,----.      /`-. \                                 
>        (      )    /-._|  \                                
>        |`----'|   |        |                               
>        \      /   |`-...   |                               
>         `.  ,'    |'` . |  |                               
>           ||      |`,'- |  |                               
>         ,-||-.    |`-...|  |                               
>  jrei  (  ''  )   |        |                               
>         `----'     `-....-'                                
>                                                            
> IF I COULD PUT GAY IN A BOTTLE / WELL I SURE THE FUCK WOULD
> 
> 

it works :)


Setting traps for Tran:




                 _______
            ..-""  '.'  ""-.
           /       .'.      ".
         ,|  _______________  |
        / | |               | |\
       / /  | NEEDS CAPTURE |  \"\
      / /   |               |   \ "\
     / /    |               |    \  "\
    / /     |               |     \   |
   | /      |               |      \."
   ||   / |/|               |\ \ \  \
   || ,'-./ |___________,,__|-\ |--. |
   | \    \             \\(_/  /     |
   | >\    |                  |     /
   \_//\   \                  |    /
        "\  \                 /   /
          \  \               /   /
         __\ \`.            /   /__
        /   L | \          / / (   e\
        `~-._`   )        / | ~' _.-'
             """"        (   _.-"
                          """

n46is <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 07:24 · permalink · report
Faux_Tran wrote:
>                       __                                   
>                      [__]                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>                      |  |                                  
>         ,----.      /`-. \                                 
>        (      )    /-._|  \                                
>        |`----'|   |        |                               
>        \      /   |`-...   |                               
>         `.  ,'    |'` . |  |                               
>           ||      |`,'- |  |                               
>         ,-||-.    |`-...|  |                               
>  jrei  (  ''  )   |        |                               
>         `----'     `-....-'                                
>                                                            
> IF I COULD PUT GAY IN A BOTTLE / WELL I SURE THE FUCK WOULD
> 
>

it works!

(reposting, Mozilla messes up stuff sometimes).


         (\   /)
          >`-'<
          O_y_O  _
           )-(  /_)
          /   \//
         (_o_o__)


Setting traps for Tran:




                 _______
            ..-""  '.'  ""-.
           /       .'.      ".
         ,|  _______________  |
        / | |               | |\
       / /  | NEEDS CAPTURE |  \"\
      / /   |               |   \ "\
     / /    |               |    \  "\
    / /     |               |     \   |
   | /      |               |      \."
   ||   / |/|               |\ \ \  \
   || ,'-./ |___________,,__|-\ |--. |
   | \    \             \\(_/  /     |
   | >\    |                  |     /
   \_//\   \                  |    /
        "\  \                 /   /
          \  \               /   /
         __\ \`.            /   /__
        /   L | \          / / (   e\
        `~-._`   )        / | ~' _.-'
             """"        (   _.-"
                          """

n46is <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 07:38 · permalink · report
it woks, Faux.

One thing, you may need to expand tabs before the file is
sent to alt.ascii-art.
(expand orig_file.txt > file_to_be_sent.txt)

This is the third time I am reposting due to Mozilla messing
things badly while quoting.
I could be wrong.

         (\   /)
          >`-'<
          O_y_O  _
           ) (  /_)
          /   \//
         (_o_o__)  -nabis


Setting traps for Tran:




                 _______
            ..-""  '.'  ""-.
           /       .'.      ".
         ,|  _______________  |
        / | |               | |\
       / /  | NEEDS CAPTURE |  \"\
      / /   |               |   \ "\
     / /    |               |    \  "\
    / /     |               |     \   |
   | /      |               |      \."
   ||   / |/|               |\ \ \  \
   || ,'-./ |___________,,__|-\ |--. |
   | \    \             \\(_/  /     |
   | >\    |                  |     /
   \_///,  \                  |    /
         \  \                 /   /
          \  \               /   /
         __\ \`.            /   /__
        /   L | \          / / (   e\
        `~-._`   )        / | ~' _.-'
             """"        (   _.-"
                          """

n46is <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 08:52 · permalink · report
                 _______
            ..-""  '.'  ""-.
           /       .'.      ".
         ,|  _______________  |
        / | |               | |\
       / /  | TRAN MAY KISS |  \"\
      / /   |               |   \ "\
     / /    |      IT       |    \  "\
    / /     |               |     \   |
   | /      |               |      \."
   ||   / |/|               |\ \ \  \
   || ,'-./ |___________,,__|-\ |--. |
   | \    \             \\(_/  /     |
   |\ \    |                  |     /
   \_^-\   \                  |    /
        "\  \                 /   /
          \  \               /   /
         __\ \`.            /   /__
        /   L | \          / / (   e\
        `~-._`   )        / | ~' _.-' -nabis
             """"        (   _.-"
                          """

n46is <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 09:00 · permalink · report
               _______
           .-""  '.'  ""-.
         ."      .'.      ".
       /|    TRAN Q NGUYEN  |
      / |        :|:        |\
     / /         . .         \"\
    / /        ,/: :\,        \ "\
   / /        / (_i_) \        \  "\
  / /       /"   | |   "\       \   |
| /      /"     '-'     "\      \."
||   / |/                 \ \ \  \
|| ,'-./                   \ |--. |
| \    \                    /     |
|\ \    |                  |     /
\_^-\   \                  |    /
       \  \                 /   /
        \  \               /   /
       __\ \",            /   /__
      /-  | | \          / / (  -\
      `~-._`   )        / | -' _.-'   -nabis
           """"        (   _.-"
                        """

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 10:16 · permalink · report

                  _..------.._
               _,"          ___`,
             ,"          ,-"   "-..
            +           +          +
            |   ____    |          |
            |  |[][]|   :          |
            |  |[][]|   ;          |              |>
            |  '----'   ;__________|        ______|___
            |           |Porta-John|      ."      .'  '.
            |           |____inc.__|      |Tran Q.| 69 |
            |                      |      |Nguyen |   o|
            |           :      [=] |      +___ .._+____|
            |           ;          |          | |
            |                      |          | |
            |                      |          |.|
            |           ;          |          | |
            |           .          |          | |
            |           ;          |          |:|
        ___ |           |          |          |.|
    ,,-"   `\=-..__     |          |          |:|
           |  `'--,"....'""""""""""",_,,---,,,| |,,---.
                    '`-'

-nabis

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 10:51 · permalink · report

   _____________________________________________________________
  |     __  ___                       _                          |
  |    /  |/  /___  _________  ____  (_)____       __/|_         |
  |   / /|_/ / __ \/ ___/ __ \/ __ \/ / ___/      |    /         |
  |  / /  / / /_/ / /  / /_/ / / / / / /__       /_ __|          |
  | /_/  /_/\____/_/   \____/_/ /_/_/\___/        |/             |
  |     ______           __          _____ __                    |
  |    / ____/___ ______/ /______   / ___// /____    _______     |
  |   / /_  / __ `/ ___/ __/ ___/   \__ \/ __/ __ \/ ___/ _ \    |
  |  / __/ / /_/ / /  / /_(__  )   ___/ / /_/ /_/ / /  /  __/    |
  | /_/    \__,_/_/   \__/____/   /____/\__/\____/_/   \___/     |
  |______________________________ http://www.asciiartfarts.com/ _|
  |  ___________________  ___________  ________________________  |
  | |                   ||           ||                        | |
  | |.-----------------.||           ||                        | |
  | ||selling crap 24/7|||           ||           .            | |
  | |`-----------------'|| .------.  ||           /\           | |
  | |                   || |CLOSED|  ||          /  \          | |
  | |                   || '------'  ||     ____/____\_____    | |
  | |                   ||.==.       ||    |Gone sucking,  |   | |
  | |                   ||           ||    |will be back in|   | |
  | |                   ||           ||    |10 minutes.    |   | |
  | |                   ||           ||    |_______Owner.__|   | |
_| |___________________||___________||________________________| |__


-nabis

"n46is" <nab...@anisp.com> skrev i meddelandet news:404...@anisp.com...
> it woks, Faux.

No it doesn't. That's the fart for Feb 27. :\
Feb 29 is "What a cute baby".

And by the way, it's already March 1, and today's fart
shows that Tran took your bait, Nabis. :)

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 11:32 · permalink · report

                                          _,-.
                                       ,-"    "-.
                                     ,"          "-.
                                ____|               "-._
                               /:---.'-.  .             "-._
                              /'        `. ".               `.
                              |           `, ".             . |
                              |             \\ ".         ,'  |
           REMEMBER TO         \             \\   "._  _.'    |
         FLUSH THE TRAN!       '.             \\      |  ,--. |
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                              ____\            ||     |       |
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               +     |            `.__,o.-'   ,'  :   |
               |     ".            ,;-''    ,'    .   |
               `.      "--...---'''      ,Y'     .    |
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                  `"-..._             ..-'`          |
                           `'''''''---- .            |
                                   |    `          ,'
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                                   |           ,'
                                    \       ,Y'
                                     ``----'   -nabis

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> 1 Mar 2004 11:36 · permalink · report
Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
> "n46is" <nab...@anisp.com> skrev i meddelandet news:404...@anisp.com...
> 
>>it woks, Faux.
> 
> 
> No it doesn't. That's the fart for Feb 27. :\
> Feb 29 is "What a cute baby".
> 
> And by the way, it's already March 1, and today's fart
> shows that Tran took your bait, Nabis. :)
> 

:) yes, I saw it. My sence of humor sucks too :D

nabis <nab...@anisp.com> ASCII art 1 Mar 2004 11:56 · permalink · report
               _______
           .-""  '.'  ""-.
         ."      .'.      ".
       /|         o         |     LET'S MAKE LOVE, TRAN!
      / |        :|:        |\
     / /         . .         \"\
    / /        ,/: :\,        \ "\
   / /        / (_!_) \        \  "\
  / /       /"   | |   "\       \   |
| /      /"     '-'     "\      \."
||   / |/                 \ \ \  \
|| ,'-./                   \ |--. |
| \    \                    /     |
| >\    |                  |     /
\_///\   \                  |    /
       \  \                 /   /
        \  \               /   /
       __\ \",            /   /__
      /-  | | \          / / (  -\
      `~-._`   )        / | -' _.-'
           """"        (   _.-"
                        """



:)
-nabis

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Joaquim G�ndara wrote the following -._
> "n46is" <nab...@anisp.com> skrev i meddelandet news:404...@anisp.com...
>> it woks, Faux.
>
> No it doesn't. That's the fart for Feb 27. :\

I noticed that myself.  I still had some of my debug code in it so 
instead of things like:

START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' | ....
START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' file | ....

And that makes all the differance in a program.  Anyway fixed now.
Next one should be current.

#####start##########fart.sh ######################################
#!/bin/bash
# start bad code that will need updating since
# it has no error checking at all.
source /home/faux/.bashrc
FART="$(lynx -dump -source  http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)" 
START=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '<pre>' | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
TAIL=$(echo "$FART" | grep -n '</pre>' | tail -1 | awk -F : '{print$1}') 
LINES=$((TAIL-START)) 
FART2="$(echo "$FART" | head -$((TAIL-1)) | tail -$((LINES-1)) )"
TITLE="$(echo "$FART" | grep title | sed -e 's/<title>//' -e \
 's/Farts:/Fart for/' -e 's/#.*(//' -e 's/)//' -e 's/<\/title>//')"
echo "$FART2" > /home/faux/.fart
echo 'Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>' >> /home/faux/.fart
newspost  -i news.east.cox.net -f "F0_...@yahoo.com" -F Faux_Tran -n \
 alt.ascii-art -s "$TITLE" -t /home/faux/.fart 2>/dev/null 1>/dev/null
#####end##########fart.sh ######################################

-- 
  .-'))  http://asciipr0n.com/fp   ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

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