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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 24 Oct 2002.
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Nerd Boy, episode 295

Nerd Boy, episode 295

alt.ascii-art · 11 messages · 24 Oct 2002 - 26 Oct 2002
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 24 Oct 2002 22:39 · permalink · report
                              Ask me what
                             I've invented!            No.
                                       `               ,
                                        OO           ..~
                                       .||.         .<<.
                                     __ bb _________ || __

              o
           < :|: > It's a weather control system
           /%%|%%\ that uses an array of lasers       I said NO.
         _ \--+--/ _  and microwaves!  `               ,
         \\_) | (_//                   OO            --~
         / = - - = \                   -))          .<<.
        / - - - - - \ ________________ d d _________ || __

              o
           < :|: >      It'll revolutionize the
           /%%|%%\        weather industry!
         _ \--+--/ _                 `
         \\_) | (_//                 OO                ..~
         / = - - = \                 -\\-             .<<.
        / - - - - - \ _______________ dd _____________ /(

              o
           < :|: >          So, what do
           /%%|%%\          you.. Mandy?
         _ \--+--/ _                 `               *meep?*
         \\_) | (_//                  OO             ==~
         / = - - = \                  ||            .[[.
jg_____ / - - - - - \ _______________ bb ___________ || __



----
Return of the robot! Uh.. I can't think of anything else to say.
Nothing interesting anyway. Ooh wait, here's a tidbit of info. I
usually go to the toilet to think of new NB strips. Hopefully
only because it's silent and relaxing.

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

JJ <par...@hotSPAMmail.com> 25 Oct 2002 00:21 · permalink · report
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
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>               o
>            < :|: > It's a weather control system
>            /%%|%%\ that uses an array of lasers       I said NO.
>          _ \--+--/ _  and microwaves!  `               ,
>          \\_) | (_//                   OO            --~
>          / = - - = \                   -))          .<<.
>         / - - - - - \ ________________ d d _________ || __
Haha.  Looks like a gumball machine.

> Return of the robot! Uh.. I can't think of anything else to say.
> Nothing interesting anyway. Ooh wait, here's a tidbit of info. I
> usually go to the toilet to think of new NB strips. Hopefully
> only because it's silent and relaxing.
Hmm...  That's quite odd.  Bleh.  Nyeerfgh.  Say, is anything special happening on episode
300?

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"JJ" <par...@hotSPAMmail.com> wrote in message
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> > usually go to the toilet to think of new NB strips. Hopefully
> > only because it's silent and relaxing.
> Hmm...  That's quite odd.  Bleh.  Nyeerfgh.  Say, is anything special
happening on episode
> 300?

Hopefully it won't involve toilets ...
 _
[ ]
(o)
 D

Hm, That's a bit shit (no pun intended) ... guess I'm not in the mood for
drawing :)

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> ASCII art 25 Oct 2002 01:39 · permalink · report
 _.--- Tom Bampton spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> Hopefully it won't involve toilets ...

Slightly  Diddled.

          /=/
        _/_/
       /::/|
     _/::/ /
    /_~/||/ 
   [__]/|' 
   / ///   :F_P:
  (o)|/   
   y//
  /=/
 /=/ 
 

'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

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In the scream    : Fwd: /elastica/elastica/stutter.mp3

"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message
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> _.--- Tom Bampton spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> > Hopefully it won't involve toilets ...
>
> Slightly  Diddled.
>
>           /=/
>         _/_/
>        /::/|
>      _/::/ /
>     /_~/||/
>    [__]/|'
>    / ///   :F_P:
>   (o)|/
>    y//
>   /=/
>  /=/

Superb ... I didnt see that in it :)

T.

Ralf Stauder <Ral...@stauder-online.de> ASCII art 25 Oct 2002 16:04 · permalink · report
"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> schrieb im Newsbeitrag
news:slrnarh7ns.kq.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a...
> _.--- Tom Bampton spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> > Hopefully it won't involve toilets ...
> Slightly  Diddled.
>
>           /=/
>         _/_/
>        /::/|
>      _/::/ /
>     /_~/||/
>    [__]/|'
>    / ///   :F_P:
>   (o)|/
>    y//
>   /=/
>  /=/

And you call that 'slightly'... *g*
But wait, the tracks are a little broken behind the train. Is it going
that fast, that it damages the tracks?? *g*

           /=/
        __/=/
       /::/|
     _/::/ /
    /_~/||/
   [__]/|'
   / ///   :F_P:
  (o)|/
   y//
  /=/
 /=/

There, fixed. (If this would be done more often with ASCII, the train
companies would save a lot of money on repairing tracks! *g*)

cu, Ralf

Pete <ppb...@hermes.cam.ac.uk> ASCII art 25 Oct 2002 21:18 · permalink · report
>
>            /=/
>         __/=/
>        /::/|
>      _/::/ /
>     /_~/||/
>    [__]/|'
>    / ///   :F_P:
>   (o)|/
>    y//
>   /=/
>  /=/
>
> There, fixed. (If this would be done more often with ASCII, the train
> companies would save a lot of money on repairing tracks! *g*)

             /=/
         ___/=/
        /::/|/
      _/::/ /
     /_~/||/
    [__]/|'
    / ///   :F_P:
   (o)|/
    y//
   /=/
  /=/

Fixed more ^^

-Firien

JJ <par...@hotSPAMmail.com> 25 Oct 2002 22:33 · permalink · report
"Pete" <ppb...@hermes.cam.ac.uk> wrote in message
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> Fixed more ^^

Actually, it's right the other way, like this:

> >            /=/
> >         __/=/
> >        /::/|
> >      _/::/ /
> >     /_~/||/
> >    [__]/|'
> >    / ///   :F_P:
> >   (o)|/
> >    y//
> >   /=/
> >  /=/

See, when you add in the slashes and such, you get this:

> >
> >            /=/
> >         __/=/
> >        /:://
> >      _/:://
> >     /_~/|/
> >    [__]//
> >    / ///   :F_P:
> >   (o)|/
> >    y//
> >   /=/
> >  /=/

See?  It's straight now.  Though it did look better the other way (this way it looks like
the train is falling off the track), It's geometrically correct as this.

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"JJ" <par...@hotSPAMmail.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:r80u9.141690$Cz....@twister.neo.rr.com
> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
> news:ap9sqm$t92vo$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
> >               o
> >            < :|: > It's a weather control system
> >            /%%|%%\ that uses an array of lasers       I said NO.
> >          _ \--+--/ _  and microwaves!  `               ,
> >          \\_) | (_//                   OO            --~
> >          / = - - = \                   -))          .<<.
> >         / - - - - - \ ________________ d d _________ || __
> Haha.  Looks like a gumball machine.

No it doesn't. OK maybe.

8<
> Say, is anything special happening on episode 300?

I don't know. Probably not. Do you have a big surprise party planned
for Nerd Boy? :)

--
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

 _.--- Joaquim G�ndara spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> "JJ" <par...@hotSPAMmail.com> skrev i meddelandet
>  news:r80u9.141690$Cz....@twister.neo.rr.com
>> "Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
>> news:ap9sqm$t92vo$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de...
>> >               o
>> >            < :|: > It's a weather control system
>> >            /%%|%%\ that uses an array of lasers       I said NO.
>> >          _ \--+--/ _  and microwaves!  `               ,
>> >          \\_) | (_//                   OO            --~
>> >          / = - - = \                   -))          .<<.
>> >         / - - - - - \ ________________ d d _________ || __
>> Haha.  Looks like a gumball machine.
> 
> No it doesn't. OK maybe.
> 8<

No need to frown.  I would love to have a gumball machine that looked
like that.  Although it looks more like Lord Vaders whatchacallit to
me. 


'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

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JJ <par...@hotSPAMmail.com> 26 Oct 2002 18:49 · permalink · report
"Joaquim G�ndara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message
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> I don't know. Probably not. Do you have a big surprise party planned
> for Nerd Boy? :)
BAH!  How did you know?

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