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I am reposting what I found on alt.best.of.internet
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From: 2-2...@tnet.bt.quake.com (EIleen dTone #2 @2910)
Subject: Spam this...
Date: Wed, 08 Feb 95 23:31:21 GMT

RE: SPAM
BY: yach#aol.com (Yach) #5054 @506
>This spam is only the beginning

No.  This is.  If this moron offends you, send this to his mail box.
He'll like it.

==========================================
| ,dP""8a "888888b,  d8b    "888b  ,888" |
| 88b   "  888  d88 dPY8b    88Y8b,8888  |
| `"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b   88 Y88P888  |
| a,   Y88 888    dP    Y8b  88  YP 888  |
| `"8ad8P'a888a  a88a;*a888aa88a   a888a |
|                ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,,       |
|        _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;,     |
|     .-'      ::::::::::';*;;*;dII;     |
|   .' ,<<<,.  :::::::::::::::ffffff`.   |
|  / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffI,\  |
| .,<<<<<<<<<<I;:::::::::::::::ffffKIP", |
| |<<<<<<<<<<dP;,?>;,::::::::::fffKKIP | |
| ``<<<<<<<dP;;;;;\>>>>>;,::::fffKKIPf ' |
|  \ `mYMMV?;;;;;;;\>>>>>>>>>,YIIPP"` /  |
|   `. "":;;;;;;;;;i>>>>>>>>>>>>>,  ,'   |
|     `-._``":;;;sP'`"?>>>>>=========.   |
|         `---..._______...|<[Hormel |   |
|                          `========='   |
==========================================



*<[ Eileen Stone ]>*
  -=Lady Healer!=-

and the spam can comes full circle, but without my initials on it :).
I'm pretty sure I had an "(FL)" on it the first time I posted it, so
it's not my fault.  maybe I should have hidden it in the shading...

==========================================
| ,dP""8a "888888b,  d8b    "888b  ,888" |
| 88b   "  888  d88 dPY8b    88Y8b,8888  |
| `"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b   88 Y88P888  |
| a,   Y88 888    dP    Y8b  88  YP 888  |
| `"8ad8P'a888a  a88a;*a888aa88a   a888a |
|                ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,,       |
|        _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;,     |
|     .-'      ::::::::::';*;;*;dII;     |
|   .' ,<<<,.  :::::::::::::::ffffff`.   |
|  / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffI,\  |
| .,<<<<<<<<<<I;:::::::::::::::ffffKIP", |
| |<<<<<<<<<<dP;,?>;,::::::::::fffKKIP | |
| ``<<<<<<<dP;;;;;\>>>>>;,::::fffKKIPf ' |
|  \ `mYMMV?;;;;;;;\>>>>>>>>>,YIIPP"` /  |
|   `. "":;;;;;;;;;i>>>>>>>>>>>>>,  ,'   |
|     `-._``":;;;sP'`"?>>>>>=========.   |
|         `---..._______...|<[Hormel |   |
|                          `========='   |
======================================fL==

I've still got a first edition Felix Lee 'Spam' complete with its
original jacket.  It must be worth quite a bit, now...


==========================================
| ,dP""8a "888888b,  d8b    "888b  ,888" |
| 88b   "  888  d88 dPY8b    88Y8b,8888  |
| `"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b   88 Y88P888  |
| a,   Y88 888    dP    Y8b  88  YP 888  |
| `"8ad8P'a888a  a88a;*a888aa88a   a888a |
|                ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,,       |
|        _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;,     |
|     .-'      ::::::::::';*;;*;dII;     |
|   .' ,<<<,.  :::::::::::::::ffffff`.   |
|  / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffI,\  |
| .,<<<<<<<<<<I;:::::::::::::::ffffKIP", |
| |<<<<<<<<<<dP;,?>;,::::::::::fffKKIP | |
| ``<<<<<<<dP;;;;;\>>>>>;,::::fffKKIPf ' |
|  \ `mYMMV?;;;;;;;\>>>>>>>>>,YIIPP"` /  |
|   `. "":;;;;;;;;;i>>>>>>>>>>>>>,  ,'   |
|     `-._``":;;;sP'`"?>>>>>=========.   |
|         `---..._______...|<[Hormel |   |
|                          `========='   |
=====================================(FL)= 

image from fle...@cse.psu.edu (Felix Lee)


...seing as it's signed by the author :^)

Cheers.

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  b  ,B" _ S"b B.Bb .dBb .B dBBB.   B.aP"  _"B. JB.aPb   
  BaP"  .B B .JB? B B. B.BBV B  B   BK.    B  BP'BCaP'   
  B `YaaP' VBP B  B? VB?' B  `bd'   B "YaaBP  B  B "Vbaa 


--
Richard Kirk                      01483-448869 (phone)  01483-448845 (fax)
Canon Research Europe Ltd,                              ra...@canon.co.uk

ra...@canon.co.uk (Richard Kirk) writes:
>
>I've still got a first edition Felix Lee 'Spam' complete with its
>original jacket.  It must be worth quite a bit, now...
 [all but last line of image deleted]
>=====================================(FL)= 
>image from fle...@cse.psu.edu (Felix Lee)
>
>
>...seing as it's signed by the author :^)

That's odd, mine doesn't have the ()'s in it. I also added a bit of text on the
side, which makes it quite useful to email back to spammers (note the C&S 
reference sneaked in there :> ):

 
==========================================  "Well, there's egg and bacon;
| ,dP""8a "888888b,  d8b    "888b  ,888" |   egg, sausage and bacon; egg
| 88b   "  888  d88 dPY8b    88Y8b,8888  |   and spam; egg, bacon and spam;
| `"Y8888a 888ad8P'dPaaY8b   88 Y88P888  |   egg, bacon, sausage and spam;
| a    Y88 888    dP    Y8b  88  YP 888  |   spam, bacon, sausage and spam;
| `"8ad8P'a888a  a88a;*a888aa88a   a888a |   spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon
|                ;*;;;;*;;;*;;;*,,       |   and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg
|        _,---'':::';*;;;*;;;*;;*d;,     |   and spam; spam, spam, spam,
|     .-'      ::::::::::';*;;*;dII;     |   Canter, spam, Siegel and spam;
|   .' ,<<<,.  :::::::::::::::ffffff`.   |   spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam,
|  / ,<<<<<<<<,::::::::::::::::fffffI,\  |   tomato and spam; spam, spam,
| .,<<<<<<<<<<I;:::::::::::::::ffffKIP", |   spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
| |<<<<<<<<<<dP;,?>;,::::::::::fffKKIP | |   baked beans, spam, spam, spam,
| ``<<<<<<<dP;;;;;\>>>>>;,::::fffKKIPf ' |   and spam; or lobster thermidor
|  \ `mYMMV?;;;;;;;\>>>>>>>>>,YIIPP"` /  |   aux crevettes with a mornay
|   `. "":;;;;;;;;;i>>>>>>>>>>>>>,  ,'   |   sauce with shallots, garnished
|     `-._``":;;;sP'`"?>>>>>=========.   |   with truffle pate, brandy, and
|           --..._______...|<[Hormel |   |   a fried egg on top 'n spam."
|                          `========='   |
======================================FL==

At first, I thought "Why is that FL there? It looks kinda dumb..." and was
about to replace it w/ =='s, when I realized- "Oh, that must be the signature!"
BTW- does anyone know how to spell [oh-vi-zheez]? It's on the MP sketch, but on
the Final Ripoff version, not the original (i.e. it's not the same in the book,
either...) -it says that after "shallots" at the end... <shrug>
L8er...
                                        -Eric 

In article <3ho8c8$9b...@gagme.wwa.com>, agn...@cae.wisc.edu (Eric Agnew) says:
>
>

>BTW- does anyone know how to spell [oh-vi-zheez]?

Oh fishies?

Dave Rogers aka Perhaps you mean aubergines

Dav...@bt-sys.bt.co.uk
rational romantic mystic cynical idealist

>>=====================================(FL)= 
>That's odd, mine doesn't have the ()'s in it.

that might have been from a later reposting.  I've been changing the
way I sign my stuff.

>At first, I thought "Why is that FL there? It looks kinda dumb..." and was
>about to replace it w/ =='s, when I realized- "Oh, that must be the signature!"

hmm.  maybe I should find something that doesn't look dumb.  ("fL"
looks even dumber.)  or else move it to a better place..
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In article <3hqj6e$su...@gagme.wwa.com> dav...@bt-sys.bt.co.uk (Dave Rogers) writes:
>In article <3ho8c8$9b...@gagme.wwa.com>, agn...@cae.wisc.edu (Eric Agnew) says:
>>BTW- does anyone know how to spell [oh-vi-zheez]?

>Oh fishies?

Oh, you mean "overshoes".  You need to steep yourself in Boston-talk before 
you do this, tho.

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