Talk: The Wizard's Viziting Loch Ness!

         If you don't see any of my mega-crosspostings
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          The 53rd World Science Fiction Convention
          GLASGOW, SCOTLAND  --  AUGUST 24-28, 1995

Yes!  It's Official!  It's Real!  And it's happening next week!
That jet-jogging "Wizard of Speed and Time" will be a surprise

                -={  FILM GUEST of HONOR }=-
                   \   at WORLD CON 95  /
         aka, "The Intersection of Space and Time"!

(IMHO, _much_ better than "Everyone's going to the W.C.!" ;)

(When I got the news, I celebrated by biking to Hollywood and
seeing both "Braveheart" and "Judge Dredd".  After getting the
flavour of the British Isles, I'm packing my bags accordingly
-- ie, lots and lots of first-aid supplies, bandages, slings,
and an assortment of lockpicks.  ...It's just like _home_! ;)

I shall be personally presenting the _original_ archival 16mm
filmprints of "Animato" and "Time Tripper", which got me that
astounding co-starring role on Walt Disney's 50th Anniversary
TV Special (...could it have been the films' subliminals?? ;)
as well as the original 16mm print of the "Wizard of Speed and
Time" short subject, which grew into an overblown, ego-maniacal
feature, and then into this Astounding InterNet Phenomenon!!

Also showing will be rare and blurry (cuz it's NTSC) videos of
my early Disney work, including "Mouse Mania"; the ever-so-much
-fun "Trash the Flash", exposing a shot-for-shot rip-off of my
movie by CBS/Warners; and my "Hiking Viking" work-in-progress.
Followed by an unrehearsed Question & Denial session for an hour
or until they turn off the room power (bring your Maglites!).

Plus, they've got me scheduled for a bunch of other things (I
get to be a Panel Zombie if I'm still jetlagged); and I live
in fear that they'll want a Clever and Lucid Banquet Speech.
Come join the throng and watch me fall on face, won't you?

To help finance this flight of fantasy, I'll be bringing over
a finite number of original *Kelly Freas* Wizard Movie Posters,
for sale at a mere GBP 20.  But if you're a loyal lurker of
this newsgroup, just say so, and YOU can have a poster for only
U.S. $25!  (Ornately calligraphied Wizard/Jittlov *Autographs*
will still be FREE -- and I'll even sign my name in American!)

(Still unsure of my accommodations, especially for the 2 months
_after_ the con.  Non-flaming suggestions are most welcomed! :)

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|   Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc   |';* ';;'..`::::'   `:*`:;::::::
|  jit...@erehwon.caltech.edu   |;.;+,  '* ```:'o   o `,  `::;::
|     & alt.fan.mike-jittlov     |,',.::.. .' .' |\^/|:. `*:.. `*
| (but lately backpacking around |...May All Your \Y/ Good Dreams
| Scandinavia & Middle Earth...) |and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:)
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"So much to see!  So much to do!!" -- every UK tour brochure ;)