Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Feb 1999.
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Martians: Abduction! --- new cartoon
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 2 Feb 1999
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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