WHY I'M DOING THIS...

WHY I�M DOING THIS (AND MAYBE
WHY YOU SHOULD, TOO):

-I need money...

-Too many posts like this already...
but they ALL claim to have made money, alot.  
$60,000 alot.

-I want money...

-First time trying...have no success stories 
to tell, but then no failures either.

-�Show me the money!�

-It�s another scam!  But how?  Too many posts,
people...there couldn�t be one guy doing all this...
AND WHAT�S FIVE BUCKS?

-A movie costs $7...

-It does somehow make sense...
it�s like how the lottery works only you 
eliminate the chance element because 
a specific group (that ideally keeps getting larger) 
of people keep �recycling� their names, and every 
time yours reaches the top...$60,000!? 

-But look at the date...it�s got to be old and 
tired and done by this point,
but who really knows, 
AND WHAT�S FIVE BUCKS?

-A CD costs at least $11... 

-If you need more fluff, more reasons how and why, 
just look at any of the other posts like this...
I didn�t want to waste my time or yours.

-How?  Write �PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST� 
(be sure to do this because this makes it legal)
with your address on a piece of paper,
enclose one buck.  Do this five times, 
mail one to each of the people below:

1) G. Charters, 5809 Hudson Street, Vancouver, B.C.  Canada  V6M 2Z2

2) M. Farra, 317 Prince Albert Road, Dart, N.S.  Canada  b2y-1n4

3) Master, 51 Damon Road, Hanover, MA  02339

4) Scott Bruni, 1472 Bernal Avenue, Burlingame, CA  94010

5) W. Lee, 52 East 13th Street, New York, NY  10003

-Then? Copy this to re-post, or be creative like I did, 
making sure to get all critical info.
Most important of all is to 
PUT YOUR NAME IN THE FIFTH SPOT,
GET RID OF THE PERSON IN #1 
AND MOVE EVERYONE ELSE UP ONE...

-Mosts posts say to re-post to at least 200 newsgroups (there
are close to 20,000).  How did I do it?

a) Found the �search newsgroups� function in AOL and
Netscape. Plugged in Keyword: jobs (or similar �topic�). 
Made a list.

b) Wrote this once as a QuarkExpress document.

c) Added the groups to the �Favorite Newsgroups� file 
in AOL.  Open the newsgroup, select �New Message� and
�paste� the copied Quark document into the message area.

-Just saw in another post the �formula� for why it works...
it does make sense, it�s completely legal, 
and even if just five people respond, 
which would be the very least...then, at the very least,
you make your money back.

-So, like most things in life, what do you have to lose?