Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Nov 1998.
The "storeyteller" --- cartoon
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 7 Nov 1998 - 9 Nov 1998
"You can just march yourself
down to the office, William.
I am NOT going to put up with
any more of your outrageous
stories, today!"
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|| || || "Again, William? Just what has
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____ "I don't know. All I was
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\ (~O ever'body to do."
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|| || || "I see... And what might
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"Well... she asked ever'body what
did we do affer school. So, when
it were my turn, I toldt her what
I did affer school, yesterday..."
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"...'Cause yesterday, I was walkin' ten
miles home, an' I saw this big fish in
the creek. So I jumped in an' caught it
an' took it home. It weighed 89 pounds.
I cooked it an' ate the whole thing for
supper, all by myself..."
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"An, Miss McGill'cudy said
____ it was all jus' a big story,
/ _) an' it was "rageous", an'
\ (~O to come see you 'bout it."
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|| || || ( Perhaps a bit of psychology )
|| || || ( would help this young man. )
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|| || || "Hmmmm... That's interesting.
|| || || Let me tell you what happened
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"...There I was, walking home, when I saw
this squirrel in a tree. So, I threw a
rock up at it, and a DOZEN squirrels fell
out of the tree. I picked them up, to
take home for supper..."
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"... After I had walked about TWENTY miles,
this BEAR came out of the woods, and started to
chase me, because he wanted the squirrels. I ran
and ran, but the bear almost caught me. Then this
little Chihuahua dog came out of nowhere, JUMPED
on the bear, and broke its back..."
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"Now, young William, what do you
think about THAT?"
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"Well, Prin'pal Strictly..."
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"That was MY dog, and that's
the SECOND bear he's killed,
this week."
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ThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsall
ThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsallThatsall
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply
excellent! I loved it! =) ~~~~~ (= jEsSiCa =) "Nothing can be created out of Nothing." ~~~~~
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> schrieb: > [...] > "That was MY dog, and that's > the SECOND bear he's killed, > this week." > / > / > ((( > ( oo > \o/ > // \\ > \\_// > ||\\ > (_)(_) ROTFL Faroul -- Henning `Faroul' Peters - far...@gmx.net f y cn rd ths, y mst b sng nx!
.----- On Sat, 7 Nov 1998 19:05:28 -0600, JRO posted:
| "You can just march yourself
| down to the office, William.
| I am NOT going to put up with
| any more of your outrageous
| stories, today!"
| /
| ______________ / _____________
| | (()) |
| | ((())) |
| | O-O~) |
| | _\o_/_ |
| | / \__/ \ |
| | / (_ _) \ |
| | \ \____/ / |
| |____ ____\/____\/____ _______|
| |----------------|
| ((( | |
| __ (((()_ | | __________
| \_/ | |
| // \\ | |
| \\_// |________________|
| //\\
| (_)(_)
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Abs'lootlee Brillyant!
I love it! :o)
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*doh!*ROTFL*
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