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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Apr 2005.
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Memories of Tomorrow # 0034 # Lost World # 6/7 # Media Blitz

Memories of Tomorrow # 0034 # Lost World # 6/7 # Media Blitz

alt.ascii-art · 8 messages · 7 Apr 2005 - 8 Apr 2005
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 7 Apr 2005 03:45 · permalink · report
 _Memories of Tomorrow # 0034 # Lost World # 6/7 # Media Blitz________
|                                                                     |
|           .|    -.       |.                                         |
|      /| .|||     \\      |||. |\                                    |
|     / ||||||    -.|\     |||||| \           The worlds wait as      |
|    |\ ||||||   ((o))     |||||| /|          confirmation is         |
|    | \| `|||   \|-'      |||' |/ |_ o       coming out that a       |
|   ()      `|    \\       |'      ( )        lost colony.            |
| o                `-                 o                               |
|                           :F_P:  O                                  |
|                                                                     |
|_____________________________________________________________________|

######################################Fri Mar 25 2005#################


-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 7 Apr 2005 05:18 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>  _Memories of Tomorrow # 0034 # Lost World # 6/7 # Media Blitz________
> |                                                                     |
> |           .|    -.       |.                                         |
> |      /| .|||     \\      |||. |\                                    |
> |     / ||||||    -.|\     |||||| \           The worlds wait as      |
> |    |\ ||||||   ((o))     |||||| /|          confirmation is         |
> |    | \| `|||   \|-'      |||' |/ |_ o       coming out that a       |
> |   ()      `|    \\       |'      ( )        lost colony.            |
> | o                `-                 o                               |
> |                           :F_P:  O                                  |
> |                                                                     |
> |_____________________________________________________________________|
> 
> ######################################Fri Mar 25 2005#################

Is there meant to be more to that sentence?

"The worlds wait as confirmation is coming out that a lost colony ... 
eats fish."

-- 
ABCGi - Atomic                             ______________________
<===>   Bacterial  Genetic                |---------------------||
         Chemical   Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=>
                                           |---------------------|'

ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>>  _Memories of Tomorrow # 0034 # Lost World # 6/7 # Media Blitz________
>> |                                                                     |
>> |           .|    -.       |.                                         |
>> |      /| .|||     \\      |||. |\                                    |
>> |     / ||||||    -.|\     |||||| \           The worlds wait as      |
>> |    |\ ||||||   ((o))     |||||| /|          confirmation is         |
>> |    | \| `|||   \|-'      |||' |/ |_ o       coming out that a       |
>> |   ()      `|    \\       |'      ( )        lost colony.            |
>> | o                `-                 o                               |
>> |                           :F_P:  O                                  |
>> |                                                                     |
>> |_____________________________________________________________________|
>> 
>> ######################################Fri Mar 25 2005#################
>
>Is there meant to be more to that sentence?
>
>"The worlds wait as confirmation is coming out that a lost colony ... 
>eats fish."

He's just jumping on the "HEY LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKING KOOK AND I POST
BULLSHIT ALL DAY" bandwagon.

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 7 Apr 2005 13:06 · permalink · report
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Bateau wrote the following -._
> He's just jumping on the "HEY LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKING KOOK AND I POST
> BULLSHIT ALL DAY" bandwagon.

This comming from a guy who had a 20 line sig of a shaft and balls?
You think I am a kook?  Pot vs Kettle.

At least I include ascii art in my posts.  You can't even say that.

OA:

               QQQ
              QQqQQQ
              O-O QQ
              c    !
               \~ /-.
              /   /  \oOOO
             (___|    ||
              \  |    ||
               |=|   /||
            -----|   )||
           /\  .-|  / ||
        c\/ /\//\| / \||
        \  //||_/  |__|/
         .---|| `--'\ |
        (())  \\/ |\ /
               `----'


-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 7 Apr 2005 13:10 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, Bateau wrote the following -._
> 
>>He's just jumping on the "HEY LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKING KOOK AND I POST
>>BULLSHIT ALL DAY" bandwagon.
> 
> This comming from a guy who had a 20 line sig of a shaft and balls?
> You think I am a kook?  Pot vs Kettle.
> 
> At least I include ascii art in my posts.  You can't even say that.
> 
> OA:
> 
>                QQQ
>               QQqQQQ
>               O-O QQ
>               c    !
>                \~ /-.
>               /   /  \oOOO
>              (___|    ||
>               \  |    ||
>                |=|   /||
>             -----|   )||
>            /\  .-|  / ||
>         c\/ /\//\| / \||
>         \  //||_/  |__|/
>          .---|| `--'\ |
>         (())  \\/ |\ /
>                `----'

Nice. Could of sworn you were going to do a pot battling a kettle in 
ACSII - but no, always full of surprises!

-- 
ABCGi - Atomic                             ______________________
<===>   Bacterial  Genetic                |---------------------||
         Chemical   Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=>
                                           |---------------------|'

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> wrote:
>_.-In alt.ascii-art, Bateau wrote the following -._
>> He's just jumping on the "HEY LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKING KOOK AND I POST
>> BULLSHIT ALL DAY" bandwagon.
>
>This comming from a guy who had a 20 line sig of a shaft and balls?

Huh? See! You are a kook.

>You think I am a kook?  Pot vs Kettle.
>
>At least I include ascii art in my posts.  You can't even say that.

You include ASCII in your posts.

>OA:
>
>               QQQ
>              QQqQQQ
>              O-O QQ
>              c    !
>               \~ /-.
>              /   /  \oOOO
>             (___|    ||
>              \  |    ||
>               |=|   /||
>            -----|   )||
>           /\  .-|  / ||
>        c\/ /\//\| / \||
>        \  //||_/  |__|/
>         .---|| `--'\ |
>        (())  \\/ |\ /
>               `----'

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@gmail.com> ASCII art 8 Apr 2005 00:01 · permalink · report
_.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._
> Nice. Could of sworn you were going to do a pot battling a kettle in 
> ACSII - but no, always full of surprises!

I thought about it.  But I was replying about 4 minutes before work
started so I didn't have time to do an apropos ASCII art and just
grabbed something from the unpublished file.  But I did spend time to
create some apropos ASCII and I mean "spend" as in invested here
because I figured this was one of those things on the Usenet like
plonk files <url:http://fauxascii.com/ascii/unpr0n/no_troll_food.html>
that really would look better in ASCII art.  You can see all of my
work (am I in math class?) that led to this below the finished
product.

Now I have this urge to draw up a "straw man".  I have tried many
times to draw a good troll but have never matched anything already out
there. 


                                               .-00000-.
           _.-00000-._      Pot?              /         \
          /           \       Meet           /           \
         |             |        Kettle.      |  .:F_P:.  |
         |             |                  __ |.=========.|
         |_____________|                  `qM\#@#@$&%31!Jy
        /|\#@$&3E3I3:!/|\   Kettle?         qx@#@#&$%31!J
        \u/@#@#&$I!:!:\u/        Meet        q#@#@$&%31!J
         (@#&$&$EIE!:!:)           Pot.       @#@#&$%31!J
          \@#&$&3:F_P:/                       #@#@$&%31!J
           `-@#&$&3.-' <http://fauxascii.com> *#@#@$%JJ1J

######################################Thu Apr 7 2005#################

                                 _
          _                     /o\
         /o\                    | |
         | |                    | |
         | |                    | |
         | |                    | |
         | |                    | |
       .-| |-.                 _|_|_
      / _| |_ \              /'     `\
      -'     `-             / \.-~-./ \
     //       \\            | |     | |
     ||       ||            : |     | :
     \`-.___.-'/            \`-.___.-'/
      `-.___.-'  :F_P:       \       /
                              `-._.-'  :F_P:
          _
         /o\            _____
         |#|         --'     `--.___...--------_-
         |#|        |--._____.--|___...----------'
         |#|        |           |
         |#|        |           |
         |#|        |           |
        _|#|_       |           |    :F_P:
      /'     `\     `--._____.--'
     / \.-~-./ \
     | |     | |               _____
     : |     | :           .--' === `--.
     \#-.___.-#/          (_____________)
      *#######*            \           /
       `*###*'   :F_P:     /           \
                          (             )
                           \           /
        _.-00000-._         `-.:F_P:.-'
       /           \
      |             |
      |             |      _________ _____________
      |_____________|      #########|#%E_E__e___O_)
     /|\           /|\     *#######*
     \ /           \ /      *#####*       :F_P:
      (             )
       \           /              .-0-.
        `-.:F_P:.-'        ____  =======.-.
                           `-. \/       \  \
         .--0--.              \          |-'
  ____  ========.-.            `-._____.-'  :F_P:
  `-. \/        \  \
     \           |-'             .-00000-.
      \          /              /         \
       `-.____.-'   :F_P:      /           \
                               |  .--0--.  |
                              _|_========= |
                             \ \|         \|
             .-00000-.        \           |y
            /         \        \          |
           /           \        |         |
           |  .ee0ee.  |        |         |
        __ |.=========.|        `---------'  :F_P:
        `qM\MMMMMMMMMMMy
          qMMMMMMMMMMMM
           qMMMMMMMMMMM
            MMMMMMMMMMM
            MMMMMMMMMMM
            QMMMMMMMMMP :F_P:

:F_P:#################################Thu Apr 7 2005#################



-- 
  .-'))       fauxascii.com        ('-.  | It's a damn poor mind that
 ' ..-  .:" )               ( ":.  -.. ' | can only think of one way to
  ((,,_;'.;'   UIN=66618055  ';. ';_,,)) | spell a word.
        ((_.YIM=Faux_Pseudo :._))        | - Andrew Jackson

ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 8 Apr 2005 02:42 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, ABCGi wrote the following -._
> 
>>Nice. Could of sworn you were going to do a pot battling a kettle in 
>>ACSII - but no, always full of surprises!
> 
> I thought about it.  But I was replying about 4 minutes before work
> started so I didn't have time to do an apropos ASCII art and just
> grabbed something from the unpublished file.  But I did spend time to
> create some apropos ASCII and I mean "spend" as in invested here
> because I figured this was one of those things on the Usenet like
> plonk files <url:http://fauxascii.com/ascii/unpr0n/no_troll_food.html>
> that really would look better in ASCII art.  You can see all of my
> work (am I in math class?) that led to this below the finished
> product.

Loving the troll file and ascii windowing. But I think I've seen it 
before so impact was less this time!

> Now I have this urge to draw up a "straw man".  I have tried many
> times to draw a good troll but have never matched anything already out
> there. 
> 
> 
>                                                .-00000-.
>            _.-00000-._      Pot?              /         \
>           /           \       Meet           /           \
>          |             |        Kettle.      |  .:F_P:.  |
>          |             |                  __ |.=========.|
>          |_____________|                  `qM\#@#@$&%31!Jy
>         /|\#@$&3E3I3:!/|\   Kettle?         qx@#@#&$%31!J
>         \u/@#@#&$I!:!:\u/        Meet        q#@#@$&%31!J
>          (@#&$&$EIE!:!:)           Pot.       @#@#&$%31!J
>           \@#&$&3:F_P:/                       #@#@$&%31!J
>            `-@#&$&3.-' <http://fauxascii.com> *#@#@$%JJ1J
> 
> ######################################Thu Apr 7 2005#################

They need swords and should fight and have, like, little faces!!!

-- 
ABCGi - Atomic                             ______________________
<===>   Bacterial  Genetic                |---------------------||
         Chemical   Infantrymen <=========== http://abcgi.fly.to =-+-=>
                                           |---------------------|'

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