Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 25 Aug 2002.
Fuzzball and Politics
alt.ascii-art
· 3 messages · 25 Aug 2002 - 28 Aug 2002
Yes! It's the FUN\Y FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://www.eurakarte.com/fuzzball
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball and Politics"
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Yes! Can you believe
they quashed our base-
Sherman, I have decided ment casino for not
that I do not like the strict /;;;\ having a license?
anti-gambling laws in Carbo- |O | /
Nation! \ |n | ___/
\ \---/
\ /\\/\ |
\______ \ 0/ -+-
/\\/\ / \
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Oh boy! I get to wear a
mayor-style top hat!
Thusly, I shall run for /;;;\ /
office to change the |O | /
laws to suit my views! |v | ____/
Kickbacks ahoy! \---/
\ \\/\/ |
\_____ / 0/ -+-
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==- I sure do love Why, I
-===- my top hat! Ma'am, how do dislike
/;;;\ / you feel about /]]]\ it, of
| O| / The first smog? |O ]] course.
| v| __/ step is / |- | __/
\---/ campaigning, / \---/
| my friend! \/\\/ / |
-+- \_ \ 0/ __/ -+-
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==-
-===- Then you may be interested Gasp!
/;;;\ to know that my opponent, \ /]]]\
| O| Mr. Leland Gustav, owns \_ |O ]]
| -| / one of the nation's leading |o |
\---/ / smog factories! It exports \---/
| \\/\/ nearly 10000 barrels of smog |
-+- / 0/ a day! -+-
/ \ \/\\/ / \
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==- Fuzzball, there's no such
-===- thing as a smog factory.
/;;;\ /
| O| /
| -| ___/ But the voters
\---/ /don't know that!
| \/\\/ / Tee hee, stupid
-+- \ 0/ voters!
/ \ \//\/
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LATER Mr. Fuzzball, I represent the
Carbo-Nation Whaling, Foresting,
////\ /Alcohol, Cigarettes, and Firearms
| O|/ Conglomerate and am prepared to
| -| give you a large sack of cash Dome!
\---/ to support my company's position /
x in all legislation. \/\\/
-=- /0 /
/ \ \\//\
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Mr. Fuzzball, I represent the
Carbo-Nation Ecological Society,
and my organization will give /;"}\
you a large pile of money to \ |O==]
support anti-foresting and |o |
ecology-friendly legislation!\---/
,--./\ \\/\/ |
| $ |/ \ 0/ \ -+-
`--'. \\/\/ You have a deal, friend! / \
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==-
-===- Fuzzball, your campaign
/;;;\ supporters have radically
| O| different positions!
| -| ___/
\---/
| ,--./\ \/\\/ _=_
-+- | $ |/ \0 / ===_
/ \ `--'. /\\/\_====_
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==-
-===- It doesn't matter, I'm going to use the cash
/;;;\ to buy a yacht and go on vacation during all
| O| the meetings anyway!
| v| \
\---/ \
| ,--./\ \ \/\\/ _=_
-+- | $ |/ \0 / ===_
/ \ `--'. /\\/\_====_
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/fuzzball
--
//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://www.eurakarte.com
____ On Sun, 25 Aug 2002 01:30:52 GMT
\__/___ Eurakarte ran through the
LI-\o-' streets of alt.ascii-art
| waving an axe and screaming:
/ \
>Yes! It's the FUN\Y FUZZBALL!
>More Fuzzball can be found at http://www.eurakarte.com/fuzzball
>Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball and Politics"
>===========================================================================
Hehe. Still the funniest ascii comic ever.
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On 26 Aug 2002, Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> bought a plush plankton doll and said: >>Yes! It's the FUN\Y FUZZBALL! >>More Fuzzball can be found at http://www.eurakarte.com/fuzzball >>Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball and Politics" >>=========================================================================== > > Hehe. Still the funniest ascii comic ever. Hooray! Glad to see Fuzzball still has his fans after yet another two-month sabbatical. -- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://www.eurakarte.com
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