Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Jan 1999.
The Operation --- old cartoon
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 21 Jan 1999 - 30 Jan 1999
I never have reposted this cartoon, on account of it got
me some bad e-type mail from someone who did not appreciate
the type humore.... Still, I think I kin git away with it
now, and besides --- I have just got thousands an' thousands
of ree-quests for it. So, here it are (and I hope Joan will
forgive me for reposting old stuff)......
"Now please pay close attention, students,
as Dr. Big now begins to make his initial
incision into the cranial cavity...."
\ _____
\ / \ ______
\ /______ \ / \
/__ __ \_\ /________\
(\ \O) O) ) \__ __/
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/\\(\ \ / \__/ \__/
\___/ \----/ \ /
\ \ __/ \___ __/\____/\__
\ \ / \ / \
\ \/ \ / \
\ /| |\ \ / | | \
jro \__/ | | \ \ \ | | /
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"Now, as Dr. Big exposes the brain,
I will assist."
_____
\ / \ ______
\ /_______\ / \
| __ __ | /________\
( O)_(O ) \__ __/
\---' '---/ ([ -]__[- ])
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\-----/ \ /
__/ \__ __/\____/\__
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
/ /| |\ \ / | | \
jro \ \| |/ / \ | | /
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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"This patient, as you may know, was recently
diagnosed with a massive brain tumor in the
subarachnoid region. Dr. Big has confirmed
this diagnosis, himself."
_____
\ / \ ______
\ /_______\ / \
| __ __ | /________\
( O)_(O ) \__ __/
\---' '---/ ([ -]__[- ])
\ / \__/ \__/
\-----/ \ /
__/ \__ __/\____/\__
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
/ /| |\ \ / | | \
jro \ \| |/ / \ | | /
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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_____ "Hmmmmm...."
/ \ \ ______
/_______\ \ / \
| __ __ | /________\
( -)_(- ) \__ __/
\---' '---/ ([ -]__[- ])
\ / \__/ \__/
\-----/ \ /
__/ \__ __/\____/\__
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
/ /| |\ \ / | | \
jro \ \| |/ / \ | | /
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"There does not seem to be
any indications of a mass
here, at all....."
_____
/ \ \ ______
/_______\ \ / \
| __ __ | /________\
( O)_(O ) \__ __/
\---' '---/ ([ -]__[- ])
\ / \__/ \__/
\-----/ \ /
__/ \__ __/\____/\__
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
/ /| |\ \ / | | \
jro \ \| |/ / \ | | /
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
"Let us probe deeper. The
` . patient may still survive
. ' ` the procedure..."
` _____ ' \
` / \` \ ______
/ ______\ / \
/_/__ __\ /________\
( (@ (@/ \__ __/
|------)| ([ -]__[- ])
\ / \__/ \__/
\----/ \ /
___/ \___ __/\____/\__
/ \ / \
/ \ / \
/ /| |\ \ / | | \
jro \ \| | \ \ \ | | /
end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?
end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?end?
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
>Message-id: <36a6c372.0@206.103.97.91> >(and I hope Joan will >forgive me for reposting old stuff)...... Not to worry, dear Jonathon. There are always new people to a-a-a. I'm sure that they haven't seen the 'old' stuff. Who knows, maybe one of us 'regulars' may have missed some of your toons'. Post them! I welcome HUMOROUS cartoons to this newsgroup! ;) -joan -- @-. _ )\\ _ / \-/ | \-/ \ joan stark @/`|/\/\/\/|`\@ spu...@juno.com >~~~~~< (| ^.^ |) | (\_/) | ASCII ART GALLERY: .-"-\ \_/ /-"-. http://www.ascii-art.com / .-. \___/ .-. \ @/` /.-. .-.\ `\@ jgs @` \ / `@ @
Spunk1111 wrote in message <199...@ng-ft1.aol.com>... >>Message-id: <36a6c372.0@206.103.97.91> > >>(and I hope Joan will >>forgive me for reposting old stuff)...... > >Not to worry, dear Jonathon. >There are always new people to a-a-a. >I'm sure that they haven't seen the 'old' >stuff. Who knows, maybe one of us 'regulars' >may have missed some of your toons'. >Post them! I welcome HUMOROUS >cartoons to this newsgroup! ;) > >-joan Thanks Joan. I have heard the advice, and will try to repost old ones on a more regular basis. I will mark them with "old" though, so that anyone who doesn't want to bother with old ones can tell, and won't have to. Be good, JRO
.----- On 27 Jan 1999 01:17:07 GMT, Spunk1111 posted:
|>Message-id: <36a6c372.0@206.103.97.91>
|
|>(and I hope Joan will
|>forgive me for reposting old stuff)......
|
|Not to worry, dear Jonathon.
|There are always new people to a-a-a.
|I'm sure that they haven't seen the 'old'
|stuff. Who knows, maybe one of us 'regulars'
|may have missed some of your toons'.
|Post them! I welcome HUMOROUS
|cartoons to this newsgroup! ;)
|
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That leaves me wondering what can be described as humourous. I bet there are
some people in the world who find car parks humourous. :o)
Yours laughingly,
-Martin
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In article <36a...@news.vossnet.net>, zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz (Martin Atkins) wrote: > > .----- On 27 Jan 1999 01:17:07 GMT, Spunk1111 posted: > |>Message-id: <36a6c372.0@206.103.97.91> [snip] > |stuff. Who knows, maybe one of us 'regulars' > |may have missed some of your toons'. > |Post them! I welcome HUMOROUS > |cartoons to this newsgroup! ;) > | > '-------------------------------- > > That leaves me wondering what can be described as humourous. I bet there are > some people in the world who find car parks humourous. :o) > > Yours laughingly, > -Martin . ha ^^^^%--- ha " \ ha Martin, how did you know??? ____________ .F............T. | .----------. | | |',' ',' , | | _......_ .''''''''''. | `----------' | _+' `+_ .' '. _|.-. _...._ .-.|_ _/.-. _...._ .-.\_ _|.-. _...._ .-.|_ (_)`-' __[]__ `-'(_) (_)`-' __{}__ `-'(_) (_)`-' __/\__ `-'(_) (....__|LESTER|__....) (....__|LESTER|__....) (....__|LESTER|__....) | | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | | `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' _.--------._ .--------. .----------. ,'.----------.', .' `. / \ /='------------`=\ _`.-. _...._ .-.'_ _(.-. _...._ .-.)_ .F_______...._______Y. (_)`-' __)(__ `-'(_) (_)`-' __()__ `-'(_) |(_)(_) ______ (_)(_)| (....__|LESTER|__....) (....__|LESTER|__....) (....__|LESTER|__....) | | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | | | | ~~~~~~ | | `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' \ \,^%--- ha _. < \ ha (_.--> ha... \ __>,^ -.`\/ -. ( * )~\( * ) ejm `- ~ `- (Lester, this in no way is meant to imply that I think your drawings are funny. Your cars are brilliant.) NOTE: I do not pick up my mail from the idirect address that you see. If you are e-mailing me and hit the reply button, add an "e" to "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ,^%--- I generally ride downtown faster than _._< \ any cars can go because there is so much (_.--> traffic & it's much easier to park a bicycle! \ __>,^ -.`\/ -. llizard aka ejm cq547@freene+.+oron+o.on.ca ( * )~\( * ) ASCII-ar+, ASCII & gif anima+ions ejm `- ~ `- http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
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