Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 22 Sep 2002.
The Adventures of Joe 5
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 22 Sep 2002
This is the preemptive repost.
/* but I am drunk. ignore me. hell I havent even read it yet. */
ANNIE: Hey, Joe, I just found _____
another security flaw in WinDoze. ((( `\
\ _ _`\ )
`\/\ _____________ (^ ) )
`//////` | ~-( )
_|____ ` | _'((,,,))
|:::::||` | ,-' \__/ `\
|_____||` | ( , |
|_____|_______/ `-.-``-.-'/|_|
___/____|___\___ \ / | |
| _ <<<:|__________ /'.'____
|_________)___o_o| __ /'/' \
/ (________.----(__//) \
(_____________________________________ua_)
)_(| / /\ \----` |)_(
| || / .'||\ | || || |
| |) / ( || \( || (| |
| | / /' () \`. () | |
|_| `-' \ \ |_|
(_) \/ (_)
JOE: Kewl. Send the data to me. ___
\ / \\\
`\ [.[.]-\\
`\/\ _____________ /_ /|/
`//////' | {-} |=
_|____ ' | .- #// (\.
|:::::||' |/ \
|_____||' | Sverige| \
|_____|_______/_/| |__|
___/____|___\___ | || |
|:>>> |______ /','_________________
|o_o__ )_________| ___ /'/___ \
/ ( |::////::::| \
/ ~~~~~~~~~~~`==========' \
/________________________________________________ua_\
=====================================================
| | | |
| | | |
ANNIE: OK. Did u get it? _____
\ ((( `\
`\ , ,`\ )
`\/\ _____________ (^ ) )
`//////` | ~-( )
_|____ ` | _'((,,,))
|:::::||` | ,-' \__/ `\
|_____||` | ( , |
|_____|_______/ `-.-``-.-'/|_|
___/____|___\___ \ / | |
| _ <<<:|__________ /'.'____
|_________)___o_o| __ /'/' \
/ (________.----(__//) \
(_____________________________________ua_)
)_(| / /\ \----` |)_(
| || / .'||\ | || || |
| |) / ( || \( || (| |
| | / /' () \`. () | |
|_| `-' \ \ |_|
(_) \/ (_)
JOE: Whoa! That's a major 'back ___
door.' What shall we do with it? / \\\
\ [o[o]-\\
`\/\ _____________ /_ /|/
`//////' | {-} |=
_|____ ' | .- #// (\.
|:::::||' |/ \
|_____||' | Sverige| \
|_____|_______/_/| |__|
___/____|___\___ | || |
|:>>> |______ /','_________________
|o_o__ )_________| ___ /'/___ \
/ ( |::////::::| \
/ ~~~~~~~~~~~`==========' \
/________________________________________________ua_\
=====================================================
| | | |
| | | |
ANNIE: Let's have _____ //// ___
some fun! Hehehe! ((( `\ //// JOE: ok / \\\
\/\ _ _`\ ) //// /\/ [-[-]-\\
_______`_____ (^ ) ) //// ___'___ /_ /|/
//////` | ~-( ) //// ///' | {v} |=
_|____ ` | _'((,,,)) //// ' | .- #// (\.
|:::::||` | ,-' \__/ `\ //// :|' |/ \
|_____||` | ( , | //// _||' |_/Sverige| \
|_____|_______/ `-.-``-.-'/|_ //// ____|_______/ | |__|
___/____|___\___ \ / | //// __/____|___\___ | || |
| _ <<<:|__________ / //// :>>> |______ /','____
|_________)___o_o| __ /' //// |o_o__ )_________| ___ /'/___
/ (________.----(__// //// / ( |::////::::|
(____________________________ //// / ~~~~~~~~~~~`=========='
)_(| / /\ \ //// /________________________________ua_
| || / .'||\ //// ====================================
| |) / ( || //// | |
| | / /' () //// | |
|_| `-' //// | |
(_) ////
*compile* _____ / *type* ___
*compile* ((( `\ //// *type* / \\\
*compile* _ _`\ ) //// *type* [.[.]-\\
_____________ (^ ) ) //// _______ /_ /|/
//////` | ~-( ) //// ///' | {v} |=
_|____ ` | _'((,,,)) //// ' | .- #// (\.
|:::::||` | ,-' \__/ `\ //// :|' |/ \
|_____||` | ( , | //// _||' |_/Sverige| \
|_____|_______/ `-.-``-.-'/|_ //// ____|_______/ | |__|
___/____|___\___ \ / | //// __/____|___\___ | || |
| _ <<<:|__________ / //// :>>> |______ /','____
|_________)___o_o| __ /' //// |o_o__ )_________| ___ /'/___
/ (________.----(__// //// / ( |::////::::|
(____________________________ //// / ~~~~~~~~~~~`=========='
)_(| / /\ \ //// /________________________________ua_
| || / .'||\ //// ====================================
| |) / ( || //// | |
| | / /' () //// | |
|_| `-' //// | |
(_) ////
UPLOAD COMPLETE ___ There! That will
\ / \\\ bugger up every
`\ [-[-]-\\ WinDoze system on
`\/\ _____________ /_ /|/ the planet!
`//////' | {v} |= /
_|____ ' | .- #// (\.
|:::::||' |/ \
|_____||' | Sverige| \
|_____|_______/_/| |__|
___/____|___\___ | || |
|:>>> |______ /','_________________
|o_o__ )_________| ___ /'/___ \
/ ( |::////::::| \
/ ~~~~~~~~~~~`==========' \
/________________________________________________ua_\
=====================================================
| | | |
| | | |
HALT, NERD! ,,,,,,,
___ \ \ / #,
/ \\\ Crap! | - D
[O[O]-\\ o \__-, |
_____________ /_ /|/ o | |
//////' | {o} |= ,---- _ |---.
_|____ ' | .- #// (\. ._________, ( M$ POLICE )
|:::::||' |/ \`--________)~ / \. o o #/ \
|_____||' | Sverige| \ (_\, ( --' /( o o `\_ \
|_____|_______/_/| |__| 8__\-,__/ ( o o / )
___/____|___\___ | || | ( o o / ,'
|:>>> |____________________________ |_______( \
|o_o__ )_________| __________ \ | `\
/ ( |::::::::::| \| \ , |
/ ~~~~~~~~~~~`==========' \ | |
/________________________________________________ua_\ | |
===================================================== | |
| | | || | /
| | | || | |
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