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MAKE A CAPTION

MAKE A CAPTION

alt.ascii-art · 24 messages · 2 Mar 1999 - 21 Oct 1999
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 2 Mar 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Here's the long awaited, new MAKE A CAPTION.  This time, lesse
who can figure out a good caption for Rowdy, who is still
Visitin' New York........





                       ((
     __________________||__
    /__________________||_/\
   /___________________||/  |
   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
   | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
   | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
   |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
   |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_        _____/CAB\_____
   / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\     .//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
   |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\    ||________________||
   | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    | \______________/ |
   |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)   /_/________________\_\
   |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])        ([][]) |
  (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\  |_______[NY7193]_______|
   |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\  (________________________)
   |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()            |  |
                       /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|              |__|
                   jro/\__________________________________\
                      \___________________________________|



                        Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                       oglesbee@
                               mail.fullnet.net

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 7 Mar 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Tue, 2 Mar 1999 17:14:14 -0600, JRO posted:
|
|                       ((
|     __________________||__
|    /__________________||_/\
|   /___________________||/  |
|   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
|   | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
|   | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
|   |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
|   |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_        _____/CAB\_____
|   / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\     .//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
|   |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\    ||________________||
|   | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    | \______________/ |
|   |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)   /_/________________\_\
|   |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])        ([][]) |
|  (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\  |_______[NY7193]_______|
|   |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\  (________________________)
|   |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()            |  |
|                       /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|              |__|
|                   jro/\__________________________________\
|                      \___________________________________|
|
\
 >                                  "TAXI!"
/
'-----------------------


                                          _
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 __/___|  o o o o o o o o o o o A     _______
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Martin Atkins wrote in message <36d...@news.vossnet.net>...

> >                                  "TAXI!"


Comon, Martin. I expected funnier from you!
Thanks for the caption, though.

JRO

Donovan <don...@misslink.net> ASCII art 8 Mar 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
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|                      ((
|    __________________||__
|   /__________________||_/\
|  /___________________||/  |
|  |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
|  | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
|  | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
|  |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
|  |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_
_____/CAB\_____
|  / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\
.//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
|  |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\
||________________||
|  | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    |
\______________/ |
|  |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)
/_/________________\_\
|  |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])
([][]) |
| (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\
|_______[NY7193]_______|
|  |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\
(________________________)
|  |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()
|  |
|                      /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|
|__|
|                  jro/\__________________________________\
|                     \___________________________________|
|
|           Ah, c'mon MA! Dis garbage trucks got more room dan dat cab!



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Donovan <don...@misslink.net> ASCII art 8 Mar 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
|
|                      ((
|    __________________||__
|   /__________________||_/\
|  /___________________||/  |
|  |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
|  | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
|  | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
|  |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
|  |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_
_____/CAB\_____
|  / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\
.//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
|  |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\
||________________||
|  | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    |
\______________/ |
|  |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)
/_/________________\_\
|  |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])
([][]) |
| (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\
|_______[NY7193]_______|
|  |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\
(________________________)
|  |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()
|  |
|                      /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|
|__|
|                  jro/\__________________________________\
|                     \___________________________________|
|
|           Granny is taking the Hillbilly boys to their first island.


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Martin Atkins wrote in message <36d...@news.vossnet.net>...
>.----- On Tue, 2 Mar 1999 17:14:14 -0600, JRO posted:
>|
>|                       ((
>|     __________________||__
>|    /__________________||_/\
>|   /___________________||/  |
>|   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
>|   | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
>|   | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
>|   |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
>|   |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_
_____/CAB\_____
>|   / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\
.//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
>|   |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\
||________________||
>|   | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    |
\______________/ |
>|   |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)
/_/________________\_\
>|   |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])
([][]) |
>|  (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\
|_______[NY7193]_______|
>|   |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\
(________________________)
>|   |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()
|  |
>|                       /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|
|__|
>|                   jro/\__________________________________\
>|                      \___________________________________|
>|
>\
> >                                  "TAXI!"
>/
>'-----------------------
>
>
>                                          _
>   ____.Martin Atkins   AKA mga.____     / |
>   """"-mart.atkins bigfoot.com-""""    /@ |
>    ___________________________________/___|_
> __/___|  o o o o o o o o o o o A     _______
>|                                      _-"
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>                   \_____\    mga
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Donovan <don...@misslink.net> ASCII art 8 Mar 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
|
|                      ((
|    __________________||__
|   /__________________||_/\
|  /___________________||/  |
|  |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
|  | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
|  | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
|  |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
|  |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_
_____/CAB\_____
|  / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\
.//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
|  |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\
||________________||
|  | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    |
\______________/ |
|  |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)
/_/________________\_\
|  |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])
([][]) |
| (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\
|_______[NY7193]_______|
|  |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\
(________________________)
|  |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()
|  |
|                      /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|
|__|
|                  jro/\__________________________________\
|                     \___________________________________|
|
|         "Shuks Granny, dems is big Killer Tin Sharks. How's we ever goin'
|                          to get off dis her' island?"



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Martin Atkins wrote in message <36d...@news.vossnet.net>...
>.----- On Tue, 2 Mar 1999 17:14:14 -0600, JRO posted:
>|
>|                       ((
>|     __________________||__
>|    /__________________||_/\
>|   /___________________||/  |
>|   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
>|   | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
>|   | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
>|   |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
>|   |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_
_____/CAB\_____
>|   / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\
.//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
>|   |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\
||________________||
>|   | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    |
\______________/ |
>|   |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)
/_/________________\_\
>|   |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])
([][]) |
>|  (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\
|_______[NY7193]_______|
>|   |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\
(________________________)
>|   |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()
|  |
>|                       /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|
|__|
>|                   jro/\__________________________________\
>|                      \___________________________________|
>|
>\
> >                                  "TAXI!"
>/
>'-----------------------
>
>
>                                          _
>   ____.Martin Atkins   AKA mga.____     / |
>   """"-mart.atkins bigfoot.com-""""    /@ |
>    ___________________________________/___|_
> __/___|  o o o o o o o o o o o A     _______
>|                                      _-"
> -________________\     \____________-"
>                   \_____\    mga
>  If you are new to the newsgroup, please read
>  our FAQ list - posted weekly and on the web
>at http://vibes.vossnet.co.uk/i/ighaig/ascfaq.htm

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 8 Mar 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
JRO wrote:
> 
> Here's the long awaited, new MAKE A CAPTION.  This time, lesse
> who can figure out a good caption for Rowdy, who is still
> Visitin' New York........
> 
>                        ((
>      __________________||__
>     /__________________||_/\
>    /___________________||/  |
>    |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
>    | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
>    | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
>    |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
>    |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_        _____/CAB\_____
>    / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\     .//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
>    |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\    ||________________||
>    | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    | \______________/ |
>    |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)   /_/________________\_\
>    |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])        ([][]) |
>   (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\  |_______[NY7193]_______|
>    |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\  (________________________)
>    |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()            |  |
>                        /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|              |__|
>                    jro/\__________________________________\
>                       \___________________________________|

                      What exactaly _is_ a "manaja-twa"?
> 
>                         Jonathon R. Oglesbee
>                        oglesbee@
>                                mail.fullnet.net


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In article <36dc6f92.0@206.103.97.91>, JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> writes
>Here's the long awaited, new MAKE A CAPTION.  This time, lesse
>who can figure out a good caption for Rowdy, who is still
>Visitin' New York........
>
>
>
>
>
>                       ((
>     __________________||__
>    /__________________||_/\
>   /___________________||/  |
>   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
>   | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
>   | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
>   |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
>   |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_        _____/CAB\_____
>   / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\     .//~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\\
>   |__________________| | |"|/ |.   .| \       ||(_""_)\\    ||________________||
>   | _  _        _  _ | | \_/\ | . . | / |   | |||____|//    | \______________/ |
>   |(_)(_)||||||(_)(_)| |/    \|_____|/|_|___|_|(/    _\)   /_/________________\_\
>   |[__]  ||||||  [__]|/   /  )|UU.UU|  \| . |/ /    /_:_\ | ([][])        ([][]) |
>  (____________________)  /   \|  |  |   | | | /________\  |_______[NY7193]_______|
>   |  ||          |  ||  /     |  |  |   | | |   | || |\  (________________________)
>   |__|/          |__|/ /      |__|__|   |_|_|   |_||_| \   |  |()            |  |
>                       /      <___|___> (_) (_)  <_><_>  \  |__|              |__|
>                   jro/\__________________________________\
>                      \___________________________________|
>
        ...all this way to the big city just to lookup some damn cowboy outfit...
            ...now where the hell d'you s'pose Microsoft Corp. is ?
>
>
>                        Jonathon R. Oglesbee
>                       oglesbee@
>                               mail.fullnet.net
>
>
>
>
...yep .. prob'ly the wrong city ... i know

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Andrew Carpenter wrote in message <36e...@news.star.co.uk>...
>If its not too late, here is my entry!

>|                   Do'an worry li'l Lady, Ahh'l fix yer wagon


You can't be too late with any of these. There is no expiration date,
and no fees are required. You don't even have to wear your shoes.
Service my be obtained without shirt. Proof of age not required. You
may remove this tag. For no refund, you may return proof of purchase.
Guaranteed not to matter.

JRO

JRO wrote in message

>You can't be too late with any of these. There is no expiration date,

Not even in like, ten years?

>and no fees are required.

I'll cancel the cheque then.

>You don't even have to wear your shoes.

<Takes off shoes>

>Service my be obtained without shirt.

<Takes off shirt>

>Proof of age not required.

<Puts away ID card>

<snip>You may remove this tag.<snip>

>For no refund, you may return proof of purchase.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

>Guaranteed not to matter.


I like the sound of that.

>JRO

Andrew

CJRandall wrote in message ...

>        ...all this way to the big city just to lookup some damn cowboy outfit...
>            ...now where the hell d'you s'pose Microsoft Corp. is ?



>...yep .. prob'ly the wrong city ... i know




Thanks for the valiant effort. Not too bad.

JRO

If its not too late, here is my entry!

|                        ((
|      __________________||_
|    /__________________||_/\
|   /___________________||/  |
|   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||   |                      __
|   | |         //\\\   ||   |    ___     _____    (__)
|   | |        ( o_o )  ||   | __|___|__ /_/\__\  ((___)
|   |/__________\ - /___||  _|  ('o_o')  ( o o )  (( oo               ___
|   |__________(.'''.)__|| / \  _\~o~/_   \_-_/   _\ -/_
_____/CAB\_____
|   / =======  =======  /| |"| / \/|\/ \ / \_/ \ // \/ \\
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JRO wrote:
> 
> Andrew Carpenter wrote in message <36e...@news.star.co.uk>...
> >If its not too late, here is my entry!
> 
> >|                   Do'an worry li'l Lady, Ahh'l fix yer wagon
> 
> You can't be too late with any of these. There is no expiration date,
>

Mmmm... I'm still accepting contributions to the six-line challenge:

http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/pics/ascii/junkyard/pics/six_line_challenge.txt

That list is far from filled. (hint, hint)

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JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 18 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Here it is, folks. The long-awaited, latest edition...



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                         {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
                         %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
              ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
 __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
                      ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
                     / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
                    (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
                           ////\\         /__/____|
                          ////\\\\       /  \     |
                         /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
                            \  \/           /|    |
                            /\  \          /  \    \
                           / /| |          \   \    \
                          ) / | |           \   \    \
                         ( /  |/            /___|_____\
                         )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
                         "   `-.`.        (____(_____|
                                         _.--._
                                      __/______\__
              .-----.                 \__________/
            .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
           :           :             (_     _////
           `.         .'              |_     ///
            |`._____.'|                /      |    \|/
          ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
         /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
        |                 |       |                \    \____/
        |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
        |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
        |   |         |   |       |    |       | \        /



Post your captions, and/or email thEM TO ... (don't you just
hate that caps lock key?) ... me at:

                        oglesbee@
                                 mail.fullnet.net

And thanks for playing....

                        Jonathon R. Oglesbee
                         theaddressisabove

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> 19 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
JRO wrote:
> 
> Here it is, folks. The long-awaited, latest edition...
> 
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>                                              _.---._ /  /
>                            %%%%%%           \_______/  /
>                          {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
>                          {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
>                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
>               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
>  __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
>                       ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
>                      / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
>                     (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
>                            ////\\         /__/____|
>                           ////\\\\       /  \     |
>                          /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
>                             \  \/           /|    |
>                             /\  \          /  \    \
>                            / /| |          \   \    \
>                           ) / | |           \   \    \
>                          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
>                          )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
>                          "   `-.`.        (____(_____|
>                                          _.--._
>                                       __/______\__
>               .-----.                 \__________/
>             .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
>            :           :             (_     _////
>            `.         .'              |_     ///
>             |`._____.'|                /      |    \|/
>           ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
>          /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
>         |                 |       |                \    \____/
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       | \        /
> 

   When i snap my finger YOU will believe you are a monkey.



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JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> schrieb:
> Here it is, folks. The long-awaited, latest edition...
> 
>                                                       )\\\
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>                                              _.---._ /  /
>                            %%%%%%           \_______/  /
>                          {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
>                          {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
>                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
>               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
>  __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
>                       ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
>                      / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
>                     (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
>                            ////\\         /__/____|
>                           ////\\\\       /  \     |
>                          /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
>                             \  \/           /|    |
>                             /\  \          /  \    \
>                            / /| |          \   \    \
>                           ) / | |           \   \    \
>                          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
>                          )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
>                          "   `-.`.        (____(_____|
>                                          _.--._
>                                       __/______\__
>               .-----.                 \__________/
>             .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
>            :           :             (_     _////
>            `.         .'              |_     ///
>             |`._____.'|                /      |    \|/
>           ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
>          /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
>         |                 |       |                \    \____/
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       | \        /


Ok, Dr. Frank'n'Furter, we freezed Brad and Janet, but what for?

(you know trhps?)


	Faroul

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Geraldine Jones <we9...@victoria.tc.ca> ASCII art 19 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Mon, 18 Oct 1999, JRO wrote:
> Here it is, folks. The long-awaited, latest edition...
> 
> 
> 
>                                                       )\\\
>                                                       |__/
>                                              _.---._ /  /
>                            %%%%%%           \_______/  /
>                          {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
>                          {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
>                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
>               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
>  __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
>                       ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
>                      / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
>                     (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
>                            ////\\         /__/____|
>                           ////\\\\       /  \     |
>                          /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
>                             \  \/           /|    |
>                             /\  \          /  \    \
>                            / /| |          \   \    \
>                           ) / | |           \   \    \
>                          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
>                          )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
>                          "   `-.`.        (____(_____|
>                                          _.--._
>                                       __/______\__
>               .-----.                 \__________/
>             .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
>            :           :             (_     _////
>            `.         .'              |_     ///
>             |`._____.'|                /      |    \|/
>           ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
>          /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
>         |                 |       |                \    \____/
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       | \        /
> 
> 
..........Damn!  I just remembered that I forgot to get ice for the party
          tonight!

             //
       .-`~\((/''-.  
     .` /    |   \ `.    *Geraldine Jones*
    .    /0\   /0\   .  we9...@victoria.tc.ca
    |  `.   /|\  .`  |    Happy Halloween
     \  .         .  /
      `.   `^^^`   .`
        `-._.|._.-` 

> 
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>                                              _.---._ /  /
>                            %%%%%%           \_______/  /
>                          {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
>                          {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
>                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
>               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
>  __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
>                       ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
>                      / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
>                     (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
>                            ////\\         /__/____|
>                           ////\\\\       /  \     |
>                          /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
>                             \  \/           /|    |
>                             /\  \          /  \    \
>                            / /| |          \   \    \
>                           ) / | |           \   \    \
>                          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
>                          )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
>                          "   `-.`.        (____(_____|




> What's gotten into those two?            _.--._
>                                       __/______\__
>               .-----.                 \__________/
>             .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
>            :           :             (_     _////
>            `.         .'              |_     ///
>             |`._____.'|                /      |    \|/
>           ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
>          /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
>         |                 |       |                \    \____/
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       | \        /
> 
Hey, Skipper- I know what the problem is!! Mary Ann and Gilligan have been into
those radio-active coconuts again!!

miK <mi...@dataweb.BOUNCE_SPAM.nl> ASCII art 20 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Krogg wrote:

>JRO wrote:
>> 
>> Here it is, folks. The long-awaited, latest edition...
>> 
>>                                                       )\\\
>>                                                       |__/
>>                                              _.---._ /  /
>>                            %%%%%%           \_______/  /
>>                          {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
>>                          {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
>>                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
>>               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
>>  __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
>>                       ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
>>                      / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
>>                     (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
>>                            ////\\         /__/____|
>>                           ////\\\\       /  \     |
>>                          /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
>>                             \  \/           /|    |
>>                             /\  \          /  \    \
>>                            / /| |          \   \    \
>>                           ) / | |           \   \    \
>>                          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
>>                          )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
>>                          "   `-.`.        (____(_____|
>>                                          _.--._
>>                                       __/______\__
>>               .-----.                 \__________/
>>             .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
>>            :           :             (_     _////
>>            `.         .'              |_     ///
>>             |`._____.'|                /      |    \|/
>>           ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
>>          /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
>>         |                 |       |                \    \____/
>>         |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
>>         |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
>>         |   |         |   |       |    |       | \        /
>> 
>
>   When i snap my finger YOU will believe you are a monkey.
>

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                                              _.---._ /  /
                            %%%%%%           \_______/  /
                          {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
                          {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
  __...---""""   _         /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
               ,//)    ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
               ) /    / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
              / /    (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
        _,^^,/ /            ////\\         /__/____|
       (G,66<_/            ////\\\\       /  \     |
       _/\_,_)    _       /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
      / _    \  ,' )         \  \/           /|    |
     / /"\    \/  ,_\        /\  \          /  \    \
  __(,/   >  e ) / (_\.oO   / /| |          \   \    \
  \_ /   (   -,_/    \_/   ) / | |           \   \    \
    U     \_, _)          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
           (  /           )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
            >/            "   `-.`.        (____(_____|
           (.oO














Sorry... It's too hard to play by the rulez.

mic

                                        Why.. SIX characters .. atleast !!
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                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
  __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
                       ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
                      / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
                     (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
                            ////\\         /__/____|
                           ////\\\\       /  \     |
                          /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
                             \  \/           /|    |
                             /\  \          /  \    \
                            / /| |          \   \    \
                           ) / | |           \   \    \
                          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
                          )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
                          "   `-.`.        (____(_____|

                                          _.--._
                                       __/______\__
               .-----.                 \__________/  -- Now thats a good caption
!
 (Silence) - .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
            :           :             (_     _////
            `.         .'              |_     ///
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           ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
          /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
         |                 |       |                \    \____/
         |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
         |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
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.oO CeeJay Oo.

On Wed, 20 Oct 1999 00:03:16 GMT, (miK) wrote:

[snip]

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>                             %%%%%%           \_______/  /
>                           {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
>                           {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
>                           %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
>                ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
>   __...---""""   _         /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
>                ,//)    ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
>                ) /    / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
>               / /    (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
>         _,^^,/ /            ////\\         /__/____|
>        (G,66<_/            ////\\\\       /  \     |
>        _/\_,_)    _       /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
>       / _    \  ,' )         \  \/           /|    |
>      / /"\    \/  ,_\        /\  \          /  \    \
>   __(,/   >  e ) / (_\.oO   / /| |          \   \    \
>   \_ /   (   -,_/    \_/   ) / | |           \   \    \
>     U     \_, _)          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
>            (  /           )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
>             >/            "   `-.`.        (____(_____|
>            (.oO

Now dear, (chuckle) don't make fun of our visitor!
Those sea mosters can have quite big teeth actually.

> Sorry... It's too hard to play by the rulez.

Me too! :-)



ObIspLines:
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On Mon, 18 Oct 1999 11:44:34 -0500, "JRO" wrote:

>                                                       )\\\
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>                          {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
>                          {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
>                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
>               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
>  __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
>                       ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
>                      / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
>                     (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
>                            ////\\         /__/____|
>                           ////\\\\       /  \     |
>                          /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
>                             \  \/           /|    |
>                             /\  \          /  \    \
>                            / /| |          \   \    \
>                           ) / | |           \   \    \
>                          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
>                          )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
>                          "   `-.`.        (____(_____|

"Yeah right, like iron can float!"
"Yes it can! And we also have airplanes."

>                                          _.--._
>                                       __/______\__
>               .-----.                 \__________/
>             .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
>            :           :             (_     _////
>            `.         .'              |_     ///
>             |`._____.'|                /      |    \|/
>           ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
>          /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
>         |                 |       |                \    \____/
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
>         |   |         |   |       |    |       | \        /

"Hey! We kan make this much better if we add a scene in which my
character impregnates the girl. Seven times."

> Post your captions, and/or email thEM TO ... (don't you just
> hate that caps lock key?) ... me at:

If you don't mind me asking, where exactly is your caps lock located??

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Can we win anything?
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Storm <Wyn...@hotmail.your.shoes.com> ASCII art 20 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
 
 
> 
> >                                                       )\\\
> >                                                       |__/
> >                                              _.---._ /  /
> >                            %%%%%%           \_______/  /
> >                          {\/}%%%%%           )OO )\\  /
> >                          {/\}- -%%%         (_    // /
> >                          %%%% o %%%           O___/ /
> >               ___....""""  __) (_  ---...___ / .-.|/ __
> >  __...---""""             /.-..-.\   __      |/  /|    """---...___
> >                       ___/ ._.._. \ / _)     /  / |
> >                      / ___/\    /\ / /      /  /  |
> >                     (_/     ) .(  \_/      /  /   |           jro
> >                            ////\\         /__/____|
> >                           ////\\\\       /  \     |
> >                          /////\\\\\      \\\(|    |
> >                             \  \/           /|    |
> >                             /\  \          /  \    \
> >                            / /| |          \   \    \
> >                           ) / | |           \   \    \
> >                          ( /  |/            /___|_____\
> >                          )/  ( \           _/   _/   \
> >                          "   `-.`.        (____(_____|
> 
 
> 
> >                                          _.--._
> >                                       __/______\__
> >               .-----.                 \__________/
> >             .'       '.               _)O // \\\\
> >            :           :             (_     _////
> >            `.         .'              |_     ///
> >             |`._____.'|                /      |    \|/
> >           ___\_______/___           ___\______|___-snap!-(\__
> >          /               \         /              \/|\ (\_)\\\
> >         |                 |       |                \    \____/
> >         |   |         |   |       |    |       \    \   /   /
> >         |   |         |   |       |    |       |\    \_/   /
> >         |   |         |   |       |    |       | \        /
> 
 
Your mama is so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip!
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I want to thank everyone for all the neat captions
they posted, but I could only see on Dejanoose.
They were all cool, and the participation was
good enough that I think I will return to running
this, more regularly.


Thanks to everyone,
    JRO

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