Another one for my kill-file

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [ ] Loser
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
  [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person

Gee, I wonder how often Elvis gets filled in...
    -Sarah

  [x] I don't like your tone of voice

Also, this sounds like something mothers say.
    -Sarah

Colin,

I just want you to know you've just made it to my kill-file for the next
21 days. In that time I hope you will lighten up and stop acting like
a complete wanker. For once, just try and shut up. Just because you
*can* post in alt.ascii-art doesn't mean we're interested. And you
can stick your "I will never stop posting my opinions" where the sun
doesn't shine - you obviously have nothing better to do and are most
likely very frustrated as well. Just like Pete for that matter; you're
both annoying control-freaks.

Now let's get back to what's alt.ascii-art is about, ascii. 

<lurking mode on>
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>       ___
>     _(ooo)_      Robert Kersbergen         A winner never quits.
>    ((((|))))   robert @ youyou . net       A quitter never wins.
>      /   \

What on earth is that thing?

> >       ___
> >     _(ooo)_      Robert Kersbergen         A winner never quits.
> >    ((((|))))   robert @ youyou . net       A quitter never wins.
> >      /   \
> 
> What on earth is that thing?

Actually I don't think it's from Earth - looks like a flying saucer (in
landing position) to me.

:-)

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Shimizu Kahei <kah...@mindspring.FOO.com> wrote:

>>       ___
>>     _(ooo)_      Robert Kersbergen         A winner never quits.
>>    ((((|))))   robert @ youyou . net       A quitter never wins.
>>      /   \

>What on earth is that thing?

Good question.

A turd on two legs perhaps?   The author's self-portrait perhaps?  HeHeHe.

Bye,

Robert Kersbergen <rob...@youyou.net.spambgone> wrote:
>Colin,

>I just want you to know you've just made it to my kill-file for the next
>21 days. In that time I hope you will lighten up and stop acting like
>a complete wanker. For once, just try and shut up. Just because you
>*can* post in alt.ascii-art doesn't mean we're interested. And you
>can stick your "I will never stop posting my opinions" where the sun
>doesn't shine - you obviously have nothing better to do and are most
>likely very frustrated as well. Just like Pete for that matter; you're
>both annoying control-freaks.

>Now let's get back to what's alt.ascii-art is about, ascii. 

><lurking mode on>

>--
>       ___
>     _(ooo)_      Robert Kersbergen         A winner never quits.
>    ((((|))))   robert @ youyou . net       A quitter never wins.
>      /   \                                 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   
                                                    /|\\|
Hah!  So you just quit?...Luser!        _____________|


Thanks for your super-intelligent, well constructed and enlightning
flame. 

You're gonna miss all my pics I post and my interminable Shafts of Wit...
so it's your loss not mine.  *8-)

Sorry you didn't post anything else worthwhile.

You've only been in this newsgroup about five minutes so I don't
recall any memorable Ascii postings from you except grizzles,
citicisms and flames in " ascii text "...no pictures?

My (not very genuine) apologies for pissing in your cornflakes.
Clue: Don't read alt.ascii-art whilst eating your breakfast in future.


==========================================================================

                               FLAME FORM

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    <   ____)                      ) (  ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( )
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|   >   \___|                      ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( )
|  /---------+                    (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@(  .
| |    \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ .  .
|  \   \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @   .
|   \   \----+--\-)))           @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. .
|   |\______|_)))/             .    @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ . .
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    |   |-\   \          (       .      @ !!!  !! \-/ !!  !!! @@@@@ .
    |   |  \   \          )      .     .  @@@@ !!     !!  .(. @.  .. .
    |   |   \   \        (    /   .(  . \)). ( |O  )( O! @@@@ . )      .
    |   |   /   /         ) (      )).  ((  .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. .   .
    |   |  /   /   ()  ))   ))   .( ( ( ) ). ( !!  )( !! ) ((   ))  ..
    |   |_<   /   ( ) ( (  ) )   (( )  )).) ((/ |  (  | \(  )) ((. ).
____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_


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 Dear:

  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [x] Loser
  [ ] AOLer/Euronetter/PIer
  [ ] Me too er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [x] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] FLAMENET
  [ ] Other: Unbearably self-righteous person


 You Are Being Flamed Because:

  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
  [ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
  [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
  [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
  [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
  [ ] You started an off-topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You don't know which group to post in
  [x] You suck
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [x] Your sig sucks
  [ ] You posted a (phone-sex) ad
  [x] You posted something totally uninteresting
  [ ] You crossposted
  [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
  [ ] You posted racism shit
  [x] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a member of CO$
  [ ] I think you might be a fed


 To Repent, You Must:

  [ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
  [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
  [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
  [x] Actually post something relevant
  [x] Read the f****** FAQ
  [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
  [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
  [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
  [x] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test


 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] I think your IQ must be 7
  [ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
  [ ] Learn to post or f*** off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
  [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [x] All of the above

End of Flame.

Have a nice day,

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>
>>>       ___
>>>     _(ooo)_      Robert Kersbergen         A winner never quits.
>>>    ((((|))))   robert @ youyou . net       A quitter never wins.
>>>      /   \
>
>>What on earth is that thing?
>
>Good question.
>
>A turd on two legs perhaps?   The author's self-portrait perhaps?  HeHeHe.



That is a spacecraft, although of an inferior type; probably built on some
place like Venus.  Here is an example of modern, galactic-type saucers
at the height of space-faring technology:

      .      *            .        '
  *      .          '  )   .     .
     _______  . __
    |       |  |  |  _  . '  ____  *
  ' |       |  |  | | |     |    | .
    |    _.-~~-._ | | |  '. |    |
    |   (________) \| |     |    |
   /     _/  \ \_   | |    /      \
  /___________\_____|_|___/________\_
.  ~ .'   .   .  ' ..   '.  'jro ~
~.,   .  .  .    ~    ''    " .. .
If you land on this planet, Norxit,
then the space drive had better be
out of element Z. If you try to tell
me to grok or walk, I'm.....


                JRO
ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply

Jonathon R. Oglesbee wrote:
> 
> >
> >>>       ___
> >>>     _(ooo)_      Robert Kersbergen         A winner never quits.
> >>>    ((((|))))   robert @ youyou . net       A quitter never wins.
> >>>      /   \
> >
> >>What on earth is that thing?
> >
> >Good question.
> >
> >A turd on two legs perhaps?   The author's self-portrait perhaps?  HeHeHe.
> 
> That is a spacecraft, although of an inferior type; probably built on some
> place like Venus.  Here is an example of modern, galactic-type saucers
> at the height of space-faring technology:
> 
>       .      *            .        '
>   *      .          '  )   .     .
>      _______  . __
>     |       |  |  |  _  . '  ____  *
>   ' |       |  |  | | |     |    | .
>     |    _.-~~-._ | | |  '. |    |
>     |   (________) \| |     |    |
>    /     _/  \ \_   | |    /      \
>   /___________\_____|_|___/________\_
> .  ~ .'   .   .  ' ..   '.  'jro ~
> ~.,   .  .  .    ~    ''    " .. .
> If you land on this planet, Norxit,
> then the space drive had better be
> out of element Z. If you try to tell
> me to grok or walk, I'm.....
> 
>                 JRO
> ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-removetoreply

Sorry Valentine Smith, I don't grok.
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  .X+.   .
.Xx+-.     .	A skunk is better company than a person who prides
XXx++-..	himself on being "frank."    Lazarus Long (133)
XXxx++--..	
`XXXxx+++--'	
  `XXXxxx'	
     ""

Whose tone, and what mother?

Robert Kersbergen wrote:
> 
> Colin,
> 
> I just want you to know you've just made it to my kill-file for the next
> 21 days. In that time I hope you will lighten up and stop acting like
> a complete wanker. For once, just try and shut up. Just because you
> *can* post in alt.ascii-art doesn't mean we're interested. And you
> can stick your "I will never stop posting my opinions" where the sun
> doesn't shine - you obviously have nothing better to do and are most
> likely very frustrated as well. Just like Pete for that matter; you're
> both annoying control-freaks.
> 
> Now let's get back to what's alt.ascii-art is about, ascii.



ART!!!
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  .X+.   .
.Xx+-.     .	Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of --
XXx++-..	but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
XXxx++--..	Lazarus Long (71)
`XXXxx+++--'	
  `XXXxxx'	
     ""

> Whose tone, and what mother?

Never mind...failed attempt at humor on my part.
    -Sarah

Nate / DAC wrote:
> 
> > >       ___
> > >     _(ooo)_      Robert Kersbergen         A winner never quits.
> > >    ((((|))))   robert @ youyou . net       A quitter never wins.
> > >      /   \
> >
> > What on earth is that thing?
> 
> Actually I don't think it's from Earth - looks like a flying saucer (in
> landing position) to me.
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Speaking from my Gamma World experience, I'd say it's an overweight
mutant canary.  3-eyed, and with the mutation 'multiple body parts'
affecting the wings :)
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