Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Nov 2000.
IRC REQUESTS
alt.ascii-art
· 6 messages · 4 Nov 2000 - 10 Nov 2000
What(pray tell)good would it do to be an asskey "are-tust", without
all those teriffic requests from them frenly folks on the eye-are-cee?
Here's a typikal request-type email, like I git...
IRC REQUESTS____________________________________________by JRO
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||���� ||| |___OUTAKE EXPRESS___|�|||| ||
||���� ||| |Dear John, |�|||| ||
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|| /\~()/()~//\ | Let's ree-ply." |
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||���� ||| |Dear Piggy, |�|||| ||
||_____||| |Sure, I'd be glad to |�||||______||
||���� ||| |help! It shouldn't |�|||| ||
||���� ||| |take but a couple of |�|||| ||
||���� ||| |.45 rounds in the |�|||| ||
||���� ||| |head to make you into|�|||| ||
|| ||| |a REAL angel. - JRO | |||| ||
|| ||| |_____________________| |||| ||
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||______________________________Oglesbee/2000||
--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
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Before you buy.
> ||___________________________________________|| > || || > || _____________________________ || > || //__________________________//| || > || || _________________________ ||| || > || ||| _____________________ |||| || > || ||| |___OUTAKE EXPRESS___| |||| || > || ||| |Dear Piggy, | |||| || > ||_____||| |Sure, I'd be glad to | ||||______|| > || ||| |help! It shouldn't | |||| || > || ||| |take but a couple of | |||| || > || ||| |.45 rounds in the | |||| || > || ||| |head to make you into| |||| || > || ||| |a REAL angel. - JRO | |||| || > || ||| |_____________________| |||| || > || |||_________________________|||| || > || ||_______________________o__||/ || > || / / \ /| || > || |________________/ / || > || |________________|/ || > ||___________________________________________|| > ||______________________________Oglesbee/2000|| Have'nt you forgotten that suicide is a SIN ?
In article<8u1oe1$4ja$1...@news.inet.tele.dk>, Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen <new...@CeeJay.cjb.not> writes: >> ||___________________________________________|| >> || || >> || _____________________________ || >> || //__________________________//| || >> || || _________________________ ||| || >> || ||| _____________________ |||| || >> || ||| |___OUTAKE EXPRESS___| |||| || >> || ||| |Dear Piggy, | |||| || >> ||_____||| |Sure, I'd be glad to | ||||______|| >> || ||| |help! It shouldn't | |||| || >> || ||| |take but a couple of | |||| || >> || ||| |.45 rounds in the | |||| || >> || ||| |head to make you into| |||| || >> || ||| |a REAL angel. - JRO | |||| || >> || ||| |_____________________| |||| || >> || |||_________________________|||| || >> || ||_______________________o__||/ || >> || / / \ /| || >> || |________________/ / || >> || |________________|/ || >> ||___________________________________________|| >> ||______________________________Oglesbee/2000|| > >Have'nt you forgotten that suicide is a SIN ? Perhaps he was offering to provide them, then the sin is his. -- -'-._ ^-;-^-@@-^-^-^ '-. hoots, mon, there's a moose loose u- (..)] [ ] | aboot this hoose | |' | | """"""""""""""".' .'""""""""""""""""""""news:alt.smoking.mooses 'A socity without religion is like a maniac without a chainsaw'
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--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
JRO wrote: > > __..----..._ > .-' `-. > .-' `-. > .-' ""--..__..--"" > > .--. > """""-----.....___...- (\/ / .. \O _____ > \/..__ \___/ |\ > //. \ .\ / / / \ > /./ . \ \ / / .----------------. > /\./ \ \./\ / / /"Hokay, Plinky! \ > \_\__.._//_/ / / _| Stay right there! | > \______/ / / \__ One blow job, on | > __/______\_/ / \ the way!" / > / / `----------------' > / / > / | / > _________________________________________________ > _________________________________________________ > __..----..._ > .-' `-. > .-' `-. > .-' ""--..__..--"" > > """""-----.....___...-----......_ O _____ > __..\/ /|\ > /\ \ \\ / \ > /_/\_.___\ > /\~()/()~//\ > \_ (_ _/ > \ //\\ / > __/\ __ /\__ > / \ \ / / \ > / \/\/\/ \ > / \../ \ > / /| \/ __ | \ > / / | o | / > / / | o | / > / / | o |_/ > /___/ |___/\____| > / \ | | > \\\\/ | | | > __\)_ | | | > ()____) | | | > || | | | > || | | | > __||__ | | | > | | |____|____| > | ACME | | : :\|: :\ > | | \ ___\ ___| > |______| `-.-'`---' > > _________________________________________________ > _________________________________________________ > \\ > \\ > \\ |\// > \\ /\\\|| > \\ //\\\/ > \\ \\// > \\ /\ \\ \/ > \\/\\ > \\// > \/ > ____ ____ ____ > _.' \_.---.._.( `-.-'__ `. > / -'( '\ .-./ `-. `-.__.' \ > \_.' \_.---.._.( `-.-'__ `_/ > / -'( '\ .-./ `-. `-.__.' \ > .' _` ~ ~_/ (_.. - `~ -_..`..' > ', ~ - ;:\::|:;-..__..-___..' > `-.___..--' \;\; |,;::/-//::. > __..----..._ .:::\,|.:|; //;/:::. > .-' `-. `:::\\:||:/:/;::::' > .-' `-. \|=:|:/::; > .-' ""--.::||:|:|::. > .:|:|:||:. > .::|:|:,|::. > """""-----.....___...----......__///||\\\__ > \/..__ .:/;;/:.|\=\:. > //. \ .\ .::/:|:.|=|::\:, > /./ . \ \ > /\./ \ \./\ > \_\__.._//_/ > \______/ > __/______\__ > / \ > / \ > / | | \ > _________________________________________________ > _________________________________________________ > > __..----..._ > .-' `-. > .-' `-. > .-' ""--..__..--"" > > """""-----.....___...-----......__________ > > __..\/ "To bad Plinky couldn't make > /\ \ \\ any asskey, but there you have > /_/\_.___\ it - Plinky's First, Last, and > /\\~()\()~/\ ONLY blow job." > __ \_ _) _/ > /))) \ //\\/ > \\\\(\ __/\ __ /\__ > \___/ / \ \ / / \ > \ \ / \/\/\/ \ > \ \/ \../ \ > \ / \/ __| | > \ / o | | > `._.'| o | | > | o | | > JRO > _________________________________________________ > _________________________________________________ > Damn!!,that was probly the funniest post you have ever made....... -- |"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""| | `.`/""""""\,',' my sig is too big, | |SEE HIS ( / \ \' SEE HIS but its really cool. | | FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE | | / W \ Visit my ascii art site: | | ,'\_|||||_/`. http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ | | ,',' ||| `.`. kro...@gtcom.net | |____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|
> ||____________________________________________________________|| > || |____________________________________________________| || > || | __ __ ____ ___ || ____ ____ _ __ | || > || || |__ |--|_| || |_| |||_|*________________________ || > || ||==|^^||--| |=||=| |=*=||| || | || > || || |##|| | | || | |JRO|||-|| "Hey, let's check the | || > || ||__|__||__|_|_||_|_|___|||_|| ol' e-type mail, and | || > || ||_______________________||__| see what's come in!" | || > || | _____________________ || |________________________| || > || ||=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=| __..\/ | |_| ||#||==| / /| || > || || | | | | | | | | | | |/\ \ \\|++|=| || ||==| / / | || > || ||_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_/_/\_.___\__|_|__||_||__|/_/__| || > || |____________________ /\~()/()~//\ __________________| || > || | __ __ _ _ \_ (_ _/ _ _ _____| || > || ||~~|_|..|__| || |_ _ \ //\\ / |=|_ /) |___| | | | || > || ||--|+|^^|==|1||2| | | _/\ __ /\_ | |(\/((\ +|+|=|=|=| || > || ||__|_|__|__|_||_|_| .' \ \ / / `._|_\___/|_|_|_|_|_| || > || |_________________ _/ \|\/|/ \_ / |__________| || > || | _____ _ __ |/ . \/ / __ ___| || > || ||_____|_| |_|##|_|| | __\ / /=|_|++|_|-||| || > || ||______||=|#|--| |\ \ . \ / |~| | | ||| || > || ||______||_|_|__|_|_\ \ |`-.-'|__|_|__|_|_||| || > || |_________ __________\___\__.____|____________ ______| || > || |__ _ / ________ ______ /| _ _ _| || > || |\ \ |=|/ // /| // / / / | / ||%|%|%| || > || | \/\ |*/ //____// // /__/__/ (_) / ||=|=|=| || > || __| \/\|/ /(____|/ // / /||~|~|~|__|| > || |___\_/ /________// ________ / / ||_|_|_| || > || |___ / (|________/ |\_______\ / /| |______| || > ||________/__________________\|________)_____/__/_|_|_________|| > ||____________________________________________________________|| > || || > || _____________________________ || > || //__________________________//| || > || || _________________________ ||| || > || ||| _____________________ |||| || > || ||| |___OUTAKE EXPRESS___| |||| || > || ||| |Dear John, | |||| || > ||_____||| | Could you please | ||||______|| > || ||| | draw me a blow job | |||| || > || ||| | pic? | |||| || > || ||| | | |||| || > || ||| |Thanx plinky | |||| || > || ||| | | |||| || > || ||| |_____________________| |||| || > || |||_________________________|||| || > || |________________________o___|/ || > || / / \ /| || > || |________________/ / || > || |________________|/ || > ||___________________________________________||___ > ||_______________________________________________|| > ________||_____ || > | | || > | "Wow, what an | __..\/ || > | interesting | /\ \ \\ || > | ree-quest!" | /_/\_.___\ || > |_______________| /\~()/()~//\ || > || \_ (_ _/ || > || \ //\\ / (\ || > || _/\ __ /\_ /)((\ || > || .' \ \ / / `. \___/ || > || / \|\/|/ \ / | || > || / / / || > || | | __\ / || > || | | \ / || > || | | |`--' || > ______||________|___|_________|______________|| > ||_____||_____________________________________|| > || __||____________________ > || | | > || __..\/ | "Interesting requests | > || /\ \ \\ | are what makes this | > || /_/\_.___\ | an interesting hobby! | > || /\~()/()~//\ | Let's ree-ply." | > || \_ (_ _/ |________________________| > || \ //\\ / || > || _/\ __ /\_ || > || .' \ \ / / `. || > || / \|\/|/ \ || > || / \ || > || | | __ | | || > || | | | | || > ||_____|___|________|___|_______|| > ||______________________________||________________ > ||___________________________________________|| > || || > || _____________________________ || > || //__________________________//| || > || || _________________________ ||| || > || ||| _____________________ |||| || > || ||| |___OUTAKE EXPRESS___| |||| || > || ||| |Dear Plinky | |||| || > ||_____||| |Sure, I'd be glad to | ||||______|| > || ||| |help! | |||| || > || ||| |if I can't draw one | |||| || > || ||| |I give you one | |||| || > || ||| | | |||| || > || ||| | | |||| || > || ||| |_____________________| |||| || > || |||_________________________|||| || > || ||_______________________o__||/ || > || / / \ /| || > || |________________/ / || > || |________________|/ || > ||___________________________________________|| > ||______________________________Plinky /2000|| >
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