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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 Oct 1999.
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SHOWCASE!!!

SHOWCASE!!!

alt.ascii-art · 14 messages · 5 Oct 1999 - 19 Oct 1999
JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> ASCII art 5 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Finally, I am getting time to sit down, and put together
a showcase of some of the finer webpages in the wonderful
Askii Art Webring. We have some really creative people out
there, with fantastic artwork, who are clever HTML'ers.

For this first Showcase, I want to start with Krogg's
really cool page. He recently undertook a massive
update of his page, and it's certainly been a success!

Krogg is a native Lithuanian, who has been into text-art
for some time, now. Besides struedel, his hobbies include:

1. Sharing
2. Caring
3. Macromea

He constantly keeps us all on our toes, with his sweet
and clever hearts and bears. He's probably answered
more requests for cute artwork, than anyone on AAA.

Without further ado, let me present Krogg's NEW Mainpage:


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|                    -+- _                       |
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| |  \ [  (_) (_] (_] _)    |/\| (_) [    |  (_] |
|             ._| ._|                            |
+------------------------------------------------+
| This page is best viewed through the bottom of |
| a bottle of Bacardi's 151. If you don't have a |
|bottle of 151,->click here<-, and one will fall |
| out of the sky. If you're into swilling almost |
|    pure ethanol, you _will_ want to get this   |
|                anyway.                         |
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| ()_()  ()_()  ()_()  ()_()  ()_()  ()_()  ()_()|
| (-.-)  (-.-)  (-.-)  (-.-)  (-.-)  (-.-)  (-.-)|
|(_   _)(_   _)(_   _)(_   _)(_   _)(_   _)(_   _|
|(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_|
|        Warning: This is a cute page!           |
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|(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_)(_)_(_|
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|  _ _   This site may contain stuff that   _ _  |
| ( V ) will make you smile :) By entering ( V ) |
|  `.'    you agree to the following:       `.'  |
|                                                |
| 1.You are old enough to smile.                 |
| 2.You will not complain if you smile.          |
| 3.GOD invented smiling.                        |
| 4.He is cool.                                  |
| 5.Satan rips credits from ascii-art, he is bad |
|   and he is not cool.                          |
| 6.#3 in this list should be #1                 |
| 7.Censorship keeps the WWW nice :)             |
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|     _ _       Make your choice:       _ _      |
|    ( V )     ,---------. ,-----.     ( V )     |
|     `.'      |GoTo Hell | Enter |     `.'      |
|              `---------' `-----'               |
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|   This ASKII Art Ring site is owned by Krogg       |
|            Screw the ASCIE Art Ring!               |
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|   |<< Skip Prev | < Prev | Next >| Skip Next >>|   |
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      |""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
      |         .-""-.  .-""-.           |
      |        /      \/      \          |
      |        \   HAPPINESS  /          |
      |         \      +     /           |
      |          \  LOVE =  /            |
      |           \ FRIENDS/             |
      |            `.____.'              |
      |   (c) 1998 by Krogg Cutiemog.    |
      |________All rights reserved.______|



     Let's all take our hats off to Krogg!

  h t t p:/ / w w w . g t c o m . n e t / ~k r o g g/ a s c i i

To see ALL of Krogg's World, you'll have to visit his homepage,
which is part of the Asskey Art Webring. You can visit some of
the other pages in the webring, too. Some of them are almost as
`-._.---> nice <---._.-' as Krogg's. I'll be doing SHOWCASE's
of many of them in the near future, so keep reading AAA!!!


JRO

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 5 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
JRO wrote:
> 
> Finally, I am getting time to sit down, and put together
> a showcase of some of the finer webpages in the wonderful
> Askii Art Webring. We have some really creative people out
> there, with fantastic artwork, who are clever HTML'ers.
> 
> For this first Showcase, I want to start with Krogg's
> really cool page. He recently undertook a massive
> update of his page, and it's certainly been a success!
> 
> Krogg is a native Lithuanian, who has been into text-art
> for some time, now. Besides struedel, his hobbies include:
> 
> 1. Sharing
> 2. Caring
> 3. Macromea
> 
> He constantly keeps us all on our toes, with his sweet
> and clever hearts and bears. He's probably answered
> more requests for cute artwork, than anyone on AAA.
> 
> Without further ado, let me present Krogg's NEW Mainpage:

 [snip]

>                   `----------'
> 
>       |""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
>       |         .-""-.  .-""-.           |
>       |        /      \/      \          |
>       |        \   HAPPINESS  /          |
>       |         \      +     /           |
>       |          \  LOVE =  /            |
>       |           \ FRIENDS/             |
>       |            `.____.'              |
>       |   (c) 1998 by Krogg Cutiemog.    |
>       |________All rights reserved.______|
> 
>      Let's all take our hats off to Krogg!
> 
>   h t t p:/ / w w w . g t c o m . n e t / ~k r o g g/ a s c i i
> 
> To see ALL of Krogg's World, you'll have to visit his homepage,
> which is part of the Asskey Art Webring. You can visit some of
> the other pages in the webring, too. Some of them are almost as
> `-._.---> nice <---._.-' as Krogg's. I'll be doing SHOWCASE's
> of many of them in the near future, so keep reading AAA!!!
> 
> JRO

ehehe *giggle* i am so ,-.`-',-.`-' happy that you noticed
me.I feel soooooooooooooooooo----------->SPECIAL<--------
today and hope that you will accept this token of my love
and happyness.

    A BIG fucking hug from Mr. Happycuddles.
                  
           (\_/)    
          \("-")/    
          (")_(")  

-- 


|"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
|       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
|     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
|____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 6 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> 
> : > Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?
> :
> : It could very well be,happycuddle bunnies have no
> : gender and love EVERYONE....
> 
> Transsexual Bunnies !!??
no,they arent changing gender or experiencing gender
disphoria,they arent even hermaphroditic or genderists
of any kind...they dont have gender at all except to
facilitate communication with humans and other creatures
that need genderfried pronouns like he/she/ or the like.
they are imortal and have no need for reproduction and
they get off on the emotional feeling of love so much
that sex is not required to fulfill them,but they DO
like to hug a lot and they will give oral sex to you if you 
like.   

> :   How about a group hug
> 
> Group love ???!
> 
> Okay now ... :)
>  - CeeJay

        SUPER MEGA HUGS         
   ,-----------------------.
  (_)  (\_/) (`.') (\_/)  (_)
   |  \("-")/ `.' \("-")/  |
   |  (")_(")  |  (")_(")  |
   `-----------"-----------'            



-- 


|"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
|       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
|     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
|____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|

Krogg wrote:
> 
>     A BIG fucking hug from Mr. Happycuddles.
> 
>            (\_/)
>           \("-")/
>           (")_(")

Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?


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Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 6 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> Krogg wrote:
> >
> >     A BIG fucking hug from Mr. Happycuddles.
> >
> >            (\_/)
> >           \("-")/
> >           (")_(")
> 
> Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?

It could very well be,happycuddle bunnies have no
gender and love EVERYONE....

  How about a group hug

    (\_/) (`.') (\_/)
   \("-")/ `.' \("-")/   
   (")_(")     (")_(")   

-- 


|"""""<`.THE PRINCE ,'>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|
|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
|       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
|     ,','   |||   `.`.     kro...@gtcom.net    |
|____<,' TIME TO DIE `.>____Remove no.to.spam to reply____|

: > Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?
:
: It could very well be,happycuddle bunnies have no
: gender and love EVERYONE....

Transsexual Bunnies !!??

:   How about a group hug

Group love ???!

Okay now ... :)
 - CeeJay

JRO <twe...@my-deja.com> 7 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <37F...@gtcom.net>,
  kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
> Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> >
> > : > Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?
> > :
> > : It could very well be,happycuddle bunnies have no
> > : gender and love EVERYONE....
> >
> > Transsexual Bunnies !!??
> no,they arent changing gender or experiencing gender
> disphoria,they arent even hermaphroditic or genderists
> of any kind...they dont have gender at all except to
> facilitate communication with humans and other creatures
> that need genderfried pronouns like he/she/ or the like.
> they are imortal and have no need for reproduction and
> they get off on the emotional feeling of love so much
> that sex is not required to fulfill them,but they DO
> like to hug a lot and they will give oral sex to you if you
> like.

>
>         SUPER MEGA HUGS
>    ,-----------------------.
>   (_)  (\_/) (`.') (\_/)  (_)
>    |  \("-")/ `.' \("-")/  |
>    |  (")_(")  |  (")_(")  |
>    `-----------"-----------'

If they can't fuck, they're useless.

JRO




Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.

Veronica Karlsson <aci...@earthling.net> ASCII art 8 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Krogg wrote:
> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > Krogg wrote:
> > >
> > >     A BIG fucking hug from Mr. Happycuddles.
> > >
> > >            (\_/)
> > >           \("-")/
> > >           (")_(")
> >
> > Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?
> 
> It could very well be,happycuddle bunnies have no
> gender and love EVERYONE....
> 
>   How about a group hug
> 
>     (\_/) (`.') (\_/)
>    \("-")/ `.' \("-")/
>    (")_(")     (")_(")
> 

What I see:

    (\_/)
   \("-")/
   (")_(")
    ) . (
   (  v  )
    \ | /

And that's *still* what I see... and I still say, that's MRS.
Happycuddles!

-- 
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 ,' /   / |          \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_|        | \   \ `,
- `- -- `-'- -ejm-------------------------------------VK-- -`-' -- -' -


JRO wrote:

> In article <37F...@gtcom.net>,
>   kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
> > Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> > >
> > > : > Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?
> > > :
> > > : It could very well be,happycuddle bunnies have no
> > > : gender and love EVERYONE....
> > >
> > > Transsexual Bunnies !!??
> > no,they arent changing gender or experiencing gender
> > disphoria,they arent even hermaphroditic or genderists
> > of any kind...they dont have gender at all except to
> > facilitate communication with humans and other creatures
> > that need genderfried pronouns like he/she/ or the like.
> > they are imortal and have no need for reproduction and
> > they get off on the emotional feeling of love so much
> > that sex is not required to fulfill them,but they DO
> > like to hug a lot and they will give oral sex to you if you
> > like.
>
> >
> >         SUPER MEGA HUGS
> >    ,-----------------------.
> >   (_)  (\_/) (`.') (\_/)  (_)
> >    |  \("-")/ `.' \("-")/  |
> >    |  (")_(")  |  (")_(")  |
> >    `-----------"-----------'
>
> If they can't fuck, they're useless.
>
> JRO

Well, you still can eet them.

joris

Krogg <kro...@gtcom.net> ASCII art 10 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> 
> Krogg wrote:
> > Veronica Karlsson wrote:
> > > Krogg wrote:
> > > >
> > > >     A BIG fucking hug from Mr. Happycuddles.
> > > >
> > > >            (\_/)
> > > >           \("-")/
> > > >           (")_(")
> > >
> > > Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?
> >
> > It could very well be,happycuddle bunnies have no
> > gender and love EVERYONE....
> >
> >   How about a group hug
> >
> >     (\_/) (`.') (\_/)
> >    \("-")/ `.' \("-")/
> >    (")_(")     (")_(")
> >
> 
> What I see:
> 
>     (\_/)
>    \("-")/
>    (")_(")
>     ) . (
>    (  v  )
>     \ | /
> 
     (\_/)   C'mone now and give me a 
    \("-")/  big ass bear hug! 
    (")_(")
     ) . (
    (  v  )
     \ | /
     ooMoo
Happycuddle bunnies may appear in different forms
i suppose,they DO have wierd powers.I wonder howcome 
yers had now feeties. 



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|      `.`/""""""\,','            my sig is too big,      |
|SEE HIS (  /   \ \' SEE HIS      but its really cool.    |
| FACE    \/<> <>\/   SMILE                               |
|         /   W   \          Visit my ascii art site:     |
|       ,'\_|||||_/`.  http://www.gtcom.net/~krogg/ascii/ |
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joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:37F...@xs4all.nl...
> Well, you still can eet them.
>
> joris

Think it over, Joris. Would you want to eat something you can't screw?
I doubt it....


JRO

On Tue, 12 Oct 1999 14:17:17 -0500, "JRO"
<ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> provoked the following text:

>> Well, you still can eet them.
>
>Think it over, Joris. Would you want to eat something you can't screw?
>I doubt it....

Let me ask you, do you like shimp? :-)
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep until noon.

Peter Punk <ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl> ASCII art 15 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
On Thu, 14 Oct 1999 01:40:28 +0200, ppu...@damnthatspam.hetnet.nl (Peter
Punk) provoked the following text:

>>> Well, you still can eet them.
>>Think it over, Joris. Would you want to eat something you can't screw?
>>I doubt it....
>Let me ask you, do you like shimp? :-)

Oops, shimp = shrimp...

"   "
'   ' Peew. peew!!!
|-^-|
[_*_]
-- 
        Peter Punk
          \    /
        ---\\\\---
          /    \

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

sandoz <san...@hotpop.com> 19 Oct 1999 00:00 · permalink · report
but they give head.....

JRO wrote:

> In article <37F...@gtcom.net>,
>   kro...@gtcom.net wrote:
> > Christian 'CeeJay' Jensen wrote:
> > >
> > > : > Are you sure that's not Mrs. Happycuddles?
> > > :
> > > : It could very well be,happycuddle bunnies have no
> > > : gender and love EVERYONE....
> > >
> > > Transsexual Bunnies !!??
> > no,they arent changing gender or experiencing gender
> > disphoria,they arent even hermaphroditic or genderists
> > of any kind...they dont have gender at all except to
> > facilitate communication with humans and other creatures
> > that need genderfried pronouns like he/she/ or the like.
> > they are imortal and have no need for reproduction and
> > they get off on the emotional feeling of love so much
> > that sex is not required to fulfill them,but they DO
> > like to hug a lot and they will give oral sex to you if you
> > like.
>
> >
> >         SUPER MEGA HUGS
> >    ,-----------------------.
> >   (_)  (\_/) (`.') (\_/)  (_)
> >    |  \("-")/ `.' \("-")/  |
> >    |  (")_(")  |  (")_(")  |
> >    `-----------"-----------'
>
> If they can't fuck, they're useless.
>
> JRO
>
> Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
> Before you buy.

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