ASCII Art Fart for Wed, 2005 Oct 5: #2295 REMEMBER THE ALAMO

Aaaaah Tran?????............. We lost the Alamo.
She is kinda cute though,
MadDog

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Mad...@yahoo.com wrote the following -._
> Aaaaah Tran?????............. We lost the Alamo.

The first time, yes.  I think Tran is refering to how we won it
later.  Because if you notice, we own the Alamo now.

> She is kinda cute though,

Anyone who thinks ascii people can be cute has serious issues.

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On 2005-10-06 sha...@hellsgates.cor said:

   > Mexicanos, Viva M�xico!

             Oh, sure....right. Like we
             really need the Mexicans.
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             Oh, sure....right. Like we
             really need the Mexicans.
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   //// _\                           have filth. Or diarrhea.
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_.-In alt.ascii-art, Aidan Karley wrote the following -._
>              Oh, sure....right. Like we
>              really need the Mexicans.
>                       \
>                                      If it weren't for
>     ._-_.                            Mexicans, we wouldn't
>    //// _\                           have filth. Or diarrhea.
>   ///   .'.              _____          \
>   /|(    _\ o           (((   `\             .'''';;.
>   \\|   _|   O ____     _ _`\   )           ;:     ;;:
>   //\\  _/    ( or )    (^  )   )           :(o)(o)-:::
>   \.-'==='-. (tequila)   ~-(     )          ;( `   ;;::
>   /         \ -------    _'((,,,)))         ;; =_.';:::
>  /_/|:A_K:|\_\        ,-' \_/    `\         ;::\_/ :;:;
> | | |     || |       (          ,  |        /        \
>  \ \|     |/ /        `-.-'`-.-'/|_|   . . : (_. (_.. :
>   \||     ||/      \_/   \     / | |   |~| | |     || |

I was going to follow up with 'or guacamole' but I guess if were were
to include everything it would run like a life of brian moment.
What have the mexicans every done for us?  
Tequila, Ok Tequila.
Oh and Guacamole.  Ok tequila and guacamole.
[...]
Ok the only things they have done for us are, tequila, guacamole,
cheap labor, discount medications, salsa, tamarindo, horchata, snake
skinned boots, chili, places better than taco bell, house cleaning,
fruit picking, hours building, the hat dance, and anoying little dogs.
Is there anything else?
Oh, they also ....


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In article <Wpw1f.8577$U%5.8520@lakeread05>, Faux_Pseudo wrote:
> I was going to follow up with 'or guacamole' but I guess if were were
> to include everything it would run like a life of brian moment.
> What have the mexicans every done for us?  
> Tequila, Ok Tequila.
>
       There should be an acute accent on that "i"! Didn't they teach 
you Latin at school?
       
       
       Another 'Life Of Brian' moment, brought to you by the People's 
Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (Freedom for Tooting!) 
Party.
       Bill Stickers is innocent! INNOCENT I tell you!
       
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| alike]."

Aidan Karley <doI...@validEMAILaddressTOa.NEWS.group>
wrote:
>In article <Wpw1f.8577$U%5.8520@lakeread05>, Faux_Pseudo wrote:
>> I was going to follow up with 'or guacamole' but I guess if were were
>> to include everything it would run like a life of brian moment.
>> What have the mexicans every done for us?  
>> Tequila, Ok Tequila.
>>
>       There should be an acute accent on that "i"! Didn't they teach 
>you Latin at school?

But this is alt.ascii-art. Ascii only!

>       
>       Another 'Life Of Brian' moment, brought to you by the People's 
>Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (Freedom for Tooting!) 
>Party.
>       Bill Stickers is innocent! INNOCENT I tell you!
>       

_.-In alt.ascii-art, Bateau wrote the following -._
>>       There should be an acute accent on that "i"! Didn't they teach 
>>you Latin at school?
>
> But this is alt.ascii-art. Ascii only!

Thats what I was going to say.

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In article <6e1...@4ax.com>, Bateau wrote:
> >       There should be an acute accent on that "i"! Didn't they teach 
> >you Latin at school?
> 
> But this is alt.ascii-art. Ascii only!
>
       See this gladius here? Who do you think has his grammar correct? 
You on the target end of the gladius, or me on the handle end?
       ASCII's inability to handle simple Pythonian interchanges says 
more about ASCII than it does about simple Pythonian interchanges.
       
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Geologist,
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alike]."