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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Mar 1997.
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need a nerd

need a nerd

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 6 Mar 1997 - 25 Mar 1997
Does anybody have a nerd with
a plastic pocket protector? I
need to make a poster for our
annual PPPA Convention(Plastic 
Pocket Protectors of America).

spu...@aol.com ASCII art 11 Mar 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <Pin...@musca.unm.edu>, cara l slutter <car...@unm.edu> writes:
>Does anybody have a nerd with
>a plastic pocket protector?

love the request!
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spu...@aol.com ASCII art 12 Mar 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
rediddled him a bit- longer neck, different collar, and added baggy knees...
still pretty nerdy...
-=[ a nerd ]=-  3/97
       
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spu...@aol.com ASCII art 14 Mar 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
THANKS! GREAT NERD! I LOVE THE FLOODIES. YOUR ART WILL SOON BE ON A 
POSTER AT THE CORPS OF ENGINEERS ADVERTISING NERD DAY. REMEMBER.... YOUR 
POCKET NEEDS PROTECTION..WEAR A POCKET PROTECTOR!

CARA

P.S. THERE HAS BEEN A CRY FOR A GIRL NERD. YOU KNOW THESE GOVERNMENT 
JOBS..WE NEED TO TREAT EVERYONE EQUAL
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-=[ nerdette ]=-  3/97

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this was fun!  :)
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edi...@cc.curtin.edu.au ASCII art 16 Mar 1997 00:00 · permalink · report


>THANKS! GREAT NERD! I LOVE THE FLOODIES. YOUR ART WILL SOON BE ON A 
>POSTER AT THE CORPS OF ENGINEERS ADVERTISING NERD DAY. REMEMBER.... YOUR 
>POCKET NEEDS PROTECTION..WEAR A POCKET PROTECTOR!
>
>CARA
>

Hmmmm lucky we all know that Engineers *Really* look
more like the picture below, holding their pocket calculators
and briefcases!!!             ;)

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edi...@cc.curtin.edu.au wrote:
> 
> >THANKS! GREAT NERD! I LOVE THE FLOODIES. YOUR ART WILL SOON BE ON A
> >POSTER AT THE CORPS OF ENGINEERS ADVERTISING NERD DAY. REMEMBER.... YOUR
> >POCKET NEEDS PROTECTION..WEAR A POCKET PROTECTOR!

What is a "pocket protector"? (protection from what?)

> Hmmmm lucky we all know that Engineers *Really* look
> more like the picture below, holding their pocket calculators
> and briefcases!!!             ;)

Most engineers I know look like this (I'm a notorious briefcase-carrying
engineer myself...)

a sudent (running, checking her watch, carrying briefcase) (me):

_ ___  o_.
 ___  /| !
___ ,/ |
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-- 
:)
Veronica (ultra-nerd)
( e93...@sm.luth.se  http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ )

e93...@sm.luth.se.nospam (Veronica Karlsson):
> a student (running, checking her watch, carrying briefcase) (me):
> _ ___  o_.
>  ___  /| !
> ___ ,/ |
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> __ ###/  \'
>  ___  `   

Briefcase?  That's a suitcase!  No wonder the left arm is broken.
The zebra crossing is a bit irregular - don't get yourself killed!

Sven

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spu...@aol.com 17 Mar 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <5gh54a$fi...@alpha8.curtin.edu.au>, edi...@cc.curtin.edu.au writes:

>Hmmmm lucky we all know that Engineers *Really* look
>more like the picture below, holding their pocket calculators
>and briefcases!!!             ;)
>
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>                     /          :__|__|__

Engineers don't wear shirts?  :)
hehehe

-joan

spu...@aol.com 25 Mar 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
In article <5gh54a$fi...@alpha8.curtin.edu.au>, edi...@cc.curtin.edu.au writes:

>Hmmmm lucky we all know that Engineers *Really* look
>more like the picture below, holding their pocket calculators
>and briefcases!!!             ;)
>
>                       .,::::..
>                      ';''':';:.
>                       (o  o |;
>                       | <   );
>                       \ --' |
>                     ___'-.  |____
>                   .'    -  -     `'.
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>                : [_]  ,  :  ,         :
>                : :  ) --' '--- :`'... '.
>                :   / \:: : :: /    :   :
>                 '''  |'' , ''|     : .'
>                      :===u==='.   (,,;
>                     /          :__|__|__

Engineers don't wear shirts?  :)
hehehe

-joan

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