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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Nov 1996.
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Get Money Now!!!!

Get Money Now!!!!

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 6 Nov 1996
Taking 5 minutes to read what follows could be one of the best
 decisions you have ever made.

 READ THIS!!!!

 I saw an article in an internet newsgroup telling me
 I could make $50,000 within a month for an investment of only $5.
 I thought it was a huge joke. I spoke to my attorney, friends  and
family
 about it, and they all agreed it was some kind of scam. I
 can't stand scams, because usually someone gets burned, and I didn't
 want it to be me. After rejecting the idea at first, I realized all I
 had to lose was the $5 in my wallet, and not much else. So, needing
 more than just $5, I figured what the heck, and gave it a shot.

 Two weeks later, I began recieving money in the mail!  I could not
 believe it! Soon, hundreds, and then thousands of dollars began to
 roll in. Within 4 weeks, I had recieved a total of $32,445! It came
 from everywhere in the world.

 If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason why the same
 shouldn't happen to you! This is a legitimate investment opportunity.
 You invest $5, and you recieve a return on your investment. So does
 the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER- PERFECTLY
 LEGITIMATE.

 If you are not interested, then don't participate, but please print
 this article and pass it on to someone who may be interested, so they
 can take advantage.

 The procedure is simple:
 1) Write your name and address of 5 sheets of paper.  Below that,
 write the words, "Please add me to your mailing list." Fold $1 note in
 each
 piece of paper and mail them to the
 following 5 addresses.:


 1. Joao Lima
 Rua da Gandra, 26 - 1=BA Esq. Frente
 4445 Ermesinde, Portugal

 2. Tim Cassedy-Blum
  8012 Westover Road
  Bethesda, MD 20814 USA

 3. Stephanie Newsome
 3037 Crystal Springs #914
 Beyford, TX 76021

 4.  Andres Linares
 7801, NW. 37th.  St.  EPS#F-1365
 Miami, FL,  33166

 5. Cuong Ho
 35-15 149th Place
 Flushing, NY 11354



 2) Now remove the top name from the list, and move the other four
 names up. In other words, #5 becomes #4 and so on. Put your name as
 the fifth one on the list. You can do this by simply retyping the
 article or reposting it to other newsgroups with the
 edited addresses.

 3) Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups. There are 17,000, so
 it shouldn't be hard to find that many.

 You are now in the mail order investment business, and should start
 seeing returns within a week or two. Of course, the more newsgroups
 you post to, the greater your return will be. If you wish to remain
 anonymous, you may use a psuedonym, but make sure your address is
 correct.

 Now, here is why the system works:

 Of every 200 posts I made, I recieved 5 responses. Yes, only 5. You
 make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.

 Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional postings
 with your name at #4. ie. 1000 postings. On average therefore, 50
 people will send you $1 with your name at #4. $50.

 Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at #3 or
 10,000 postings. Average return 500 people=3D $500. They make 200
 postings each with your name at #2=3D100,000 postings=3D5000 return =
 at $1
 each=3D$5000.

 Finally, 5,000 people make 200 postings with your name at #1 and you
 get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off the list. AND=20
 THATS
 IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200 POSTINGS! Total income in one
 cycle=3D$55,000.

 From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the list, you
 take the latest posting that appears in the newsgroups, and send out
 another $5, and put your name at #5, and start posting again.
 Remember, 200 postings is only a guideline. the more you post, the
 greater the return.

 Lets review why you should do this. THE ONLY COST IS $5, AND 5=20
 STAMPS,
 AND 5 ENVELOPES.  Anyone can afford $5 for such an effortless
 investment with such SPECTACULAR RETURNS.

 Some people have said to me, "what happens if the scheme is played=20
 out
 and no one sends me any money?" Big Deal, so you lose $5-but what are
 the chances of that happening??

 There are millions of internet users, and millions of new net surfers
 every month.

 Remember- read the instructions carefully, and play fairly. Thats the
 only way this will work. Get a printout so you can refer back to this
 article easily.

 Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep
 an eye on the postings to make sure everyone is playing fairly. You
 know where your name should be.
 REMEMBER-HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.
 WHAT ARE 5 DOLLARS TO YOU ?
 YOU DO NOT NEED TO CHEAT THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY!!!
 This is the easiest way that you can make a buck.  Think how excited
 you'll be to open up your mailbox day after day!  Will it be $49?
 $122?  Start making your plans, because it can happen to you.

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