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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 May 2006.
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[NERD EXPOSED] Re: Original Star Wars DVD to be non-anamorph

[NERD EXPOSED] Re: Original Star Wars DVD to be non-anamorphic

alt.ascii-art · 5 messages · 19 May 2006 - 19 May 2006
_.-In alt.ascii-art, Nerd Expos� Vol. 1 wrote the following -._
> ViNNY <vin...@noemail.org> wrote in

While I haven't had time to check to see if this is the same Vinny
that has been part of a.h.m for a long time the sytle of the post has
an ahm flame war signature all over it.  Even though the post had no
ascii in it and am not a star wars freak[0] I found the expose funny as
hell.  

[0] I haven't even seen all of the movies though I have read the 3
books that take place after Return of the Jedi.  

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Krusty <kru...@sc.rr.com> 19 May 2006 13:30 · permalink · report
"Nerd Expos� Vol. 1" <ner...@nerdexposer.co.uk> wrote
> - You are a huge fucking nerd trying to play cool guy on the internet.

Actually, he's a huge fucking cool guy trying to play nerd on the internet. 

"Nerd Expos� Vol. 1" <ner...@nerdexposer.co.uk> wrote in message 
news:Xns97C7F2A2D1501thebogusgarythebogus@81.174.50.80...
> ViNNY <vin...@noemail.org> wrote in
> news:114...@proxy00.news.clara.net:
>
>> outside the "I have seventeen Steve Zahn novels" crowd.
>
> Pathetic attempt to disguise your own nerdiness. -**.
>
> Facts:
>
> - You knew his name was Timothy Zahn and intentionally munged it so as to
> cloak your *total* fucking nerditude.
>
> - You own and have read the Zahn novels, thus your intimate familiarity
> with their popularity amongst Star Wars nerds.
>
> - You have a poster of Grand Admiral Thrawn on the wall above your PC,
> dotted with heart doodles.
>
> - You are a huge fucking nerd trying to play cool guy on the internet.
>
> - You'll break down and buy the non-anamorphic DVDs... as you have
> unintentionally revealed.
>
>
> NERD EXPOSED.







What about, "You go to conventions wearing a Darth Vader mask & carrying a 
lightsaber"?



-- 





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In tha perpetratin' God created tha heaven n tha earth.
And tha earth was witout form, n void; n darkness was upon tha face of tha 
deep ya feelin' me?.
And tha Spirit of God moved upon tha face of tha wata.
And God said, "Let there be light . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady 
rappin'": n there was light.
And God saw tha light, thiznat it was good:
n God divided tha light friznom tha darkness cuz I put gangsta rap on tha 
map.
And God called tha light Day, n tha darkness he called "N-to-tha-izzight".
And tha pimpin' n tha morn'n were tha F-to-tha-izzirst day gangsta style


--The Bible written in rap
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the Bede <rsp...@yahoo.com> 19 May 2006 14:42 · permalink · report
"Nerd Expos� Vol. 1" <ner...@nerdexposer.co.uk> wrote in message
news:Xns97C7F2A2D1501thebogusgarythebogus@81.174.50.80...
> ViNNY <vin...@noemail.org> wrote in
> news:114...@proxy00.news.clara.net:
>
> > outside the "I have seventeen Steve Zahn novels" crowd.
>
> Pathetic attempt to disguise your own nerdiness. -**.
>
> Facts:
>
> - You knew his name was Timothy Zahn and intentionally munged it so as to
> cloak your *total* fucking nerditude.
>
> - You own and have read the Zahn novels, thus your intimate familiarity
> with their popularity amongst Star Wars nerds.
>
> - You have a poster of Grand Admiral Thrawn on the wall above your PC,
> dotted with heart doodles.
>
> - You are a huge fucking nerd trying to play cool guy on the internet.
>
> - You'll break down and buy the non-anamorphic DVDs... as you have
> unintentionally revealed.
>
>
> NERD EXPOSED.
>
>
> -- 
> Nerd Expos�
> Exposing Nerds On The 'Net Since 2006
>
I Support This Gimmick.

ViNNY <vin...@noemail.org> 19 May 2006 18:19 · permalink · report
Nerd Expos� Vol. 1 wrote:
> ViNNY <vin...@noemail.org> wrote in
> news:114...@proxy00.news.clara.net: 
> 
> 
>>outside the "I have seventeen Steve Zahn novels" crowd.
> 
> 
> Pathetic attempt to disguise your own nerdiness. -**.
> 
> Facts:
> 
> - You knew his name was Timothy Zahn and intentionally munged it so as to 
> cloak your *total* fucking nerditude.
> 
> - You own and have read the Zahn novels, thus your intimate familiarity 
> with their popularity amongst Star Wars nerds.
> 
> - You have a poster of Grand Admiral Thrawn on the wall above your PC, 
> dotted with heart doodles.
> 
> - You are a huge fucking nerd trying to play cool guy on the internet.
> 
> - You'll break down and buy the non-anamorphic DVDs... as you have 
> unintentionally revealed.
> 
> 
> NERD EXPOSED.

Best. Gimmick. Ever.

I knew there was a Star Wars author called Zahn. The rest of it is made 
up, but fun post.

-Vin

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