Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Jan 1996.
Bathroom humor
alt.ascii-art
· 5 messages · 28 Jan 1996 - 5 Feb 1996
Don Price <dp9...@goodnet.com> wrote:
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I got one:
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| | /~~\ | | -get real gentlemen, tell me you haven't
| | \__/ | | left the lid up
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\ \___/ top...@primenet.com \___/ /
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In article <4eisve$ll...@news-2.csn.net>, jlarson@news-server (Joseph Larson) writes: >Don Price (dp9...@goodnet.com) wrote: > >: ___ >: |e e|\ ---- It's a dirty job...but somebody's gotta do it. >: _|_o_| )________ >: f....../\........l >: ~~O ( ) | >: | )/ | >: | | >: | | >: |______________| >: (________) >: ( ) >: \______/ >: : /____\ >: :_____( )______ >: / ::::|______|:::: >: :::::::: > > >: by Michael Reeung. >Here's one I found: > _____ > / \ > Hmmm...where did I see (____/\ ) > that toilet roll? ...... |___ U?(____ > _\L. | \ ___ > / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | > ( / _/u | \___|_)_| > \| \\ / / \_(___ __) > | \\ / / | | | > | ) _/ / ) | | > _\__/.-' /___( | | > _/ __________/ \ | | > // / ( ) | | > ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| > \ (___\ |______)_/ > \ |\ \ \ / > \ | \__ ) )___/ > \ \ )/ /__( > ___ | /_//___| \_________ > _/ ( / OUuuu \ > `----'(____________) > >-- > \ oo ======================================================___n___ > \____|\mm Joseph Larson || "CARPE FEMME" |__|__| > //_//\ \_\ J(O/SE)^ph || seize the women! |[]|[]| > /K-9/ \/_/ jla...@mosquito.frcc.cccoes.edu (gotta love it!) |[]|[]| >/___/_____\ ------------------------------------------------- |[]|[]| > "Tardis Express: when it has to be there before you send it."======= OH! MAN! THIS IS REALLY A DISTATEFUL! I LIKE IT! HOW DID YOU DO IT? GREAT IMPROVISATION! THE THINKER! I NEVER THOUGHT OF HIM IN THAT POSITION BEFORE!
Don Price (dp9...@goodnet.com) wrote:
: ___
: |e e|\ ---- It's a dirty job...but somebody's gotta do it.
: _|_o_| )________
: f....../\........l
: ~~O ( ) |
: | )/ |
: | |
: | |
: |______________|
: (________)
: ( )
: \______/
: : /____\
: :_____( )______
: / ::::|______|::::
: ::::::::
: by Michael Reeung.
Here's one I found:
_____
/ \
Hmmm...where did I see (____/\ )
that toilet roll? ...... |___ U?(____
_\L. | \ ___
/ /"""\ /.-' | |\ |
( / _/u | \___|_)_|
\| \\ / / \_(___ __)
| \\ / / | | |
| ) _/ / ) | |
_\__/.-' /___( | |
_/ __________/ \ | |
// / ( ) | |
( \__|___\ \______ /__|____|
\ (___\ |______)_/
\ |\ \ \ /
\ | \__ ) )___/
\ \ )/ /__(
___ | /_//___| \_________
_/ ( / OUuuu \
`----'(____________)
--
\ oo ======================================================___n___
\____|\mm Joseph Larson || "CARPE FEMME" |__|__|
//_//\ \_\ J(O/SE)^ph || seize the women! |[]|[]|
/K-9/ \/_/ jla...@mosquito.frcc.cccoes.edu (gotta love it!) |[]|[]|
/___/_____\ ------------------------------------------------- |[]|[]|
"Tardis Express: when it has to be there before you send it."=======
che...@tigger.stcloud.msus.edu wrote:
: In article <4eisve$ll...@news-2.csn.net>, jlarson@news-server (Joseph Larson) writes:
: > _____
: > / \
: > Hmmm...where did I see (____/\ )
: > that toilet roll? ...... |___ U?(____
: > _\L. | \ ___
: > / /"""\ /.-' | |\ |
: > ( / _/u | \___|_)_|
: > \| \\ / / \_(___ __)
: > | \\ / / | | |
: > | ) _/ / ) | |
: > _\__/.-' /___( | |
: > _/ __________/ \ | |
: > // / ( ) | |
: > ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____|
: > \ (___\ |______)_/
: > \ |\ \ \ /
: > \ | \__ ) )___/
: > \ \ )/ /__(
: > ___ | /_//___| \_________
: > _/ ( / OUuuu \
: > `----'(____________)
: >
: OH! MAN! THIS IS REALLY A DISTATEFUL! I LIKE IT! HOW DID YOU DO IT? GREAT
: IMPROVISATION! THE THINKER! I NEVER THOUGHT OF HIM IN THAT POSITION BEFORE!
I didn't do it. I found it on my varous searchings on the WWW. I modified
it so he was sitting on a rock for the MOO I'm working on, but that's the
way it originaly was.
--
\ oo ======================================================___n___
\____|\mm Joseph Larson || "CARPE FEMME" |__|__|
//_//\ \_\ J(O/SE)^ph || seize the women! |[]|[]|
/K-9/ \/_/ jla...@mosquito.frcc.cccoes.edu (gotta love it!) |[]|[]|
/___/_____\ ------------------------------------------------- |[]|[]|
"Tardis Express: when it has to be there before you send it."=======
In article <4elg95$es...@news-2.csn.net>, jlarson@news-server says... > >che...@tigger.stcloud.msus.edu wrote: >: In article <4eisve$ll...@news-2.csn.net>, jlarson@news-server (Joseph Larson) writes: >: > _____ >: > / \ >: > Hmmm...where did I see (____/\ ) >: > that toilet roll? ...... |___ U?(____ >: > _\L. | \ ___ >: > / /"""\ /.-' | |\ | >: > ( / _/u | \___|_)_| >: > \| \\ / / \_(___ __) >: > | \\ / / | | | >: > | ) _/ / ) | | >: > _\__/.-' /___( | | >: > _/ __________/ \ | | >: > // / ( ) | | >: > ( \__|___\ \______ /__|____| >: > \ (___\ |______)_/ >: > \ |\ \ \ / >: > \ | \__ ) )___/ >: > \ \ )/ /__( >: > ___ | /_//___| \_________ >: > _/ ( / OUuuu \ >: > `----'(____________) >: > > >: OH! MAN! THIS IS REALLY A DISTATEFUL! I LIKE IT! HOW DID YOU DO IT? GREAT >: IMPROVISATION! THE THINKER! I NEVER THOUGHT OF HIM IN THAT POSITION BEFORE! >I didn't do it. I found it on my varous searchings on the WWW. I modified >it so he was sitting on a rock for the MOO I'm working on, but that's the >way it originaly was. > > >-- > \ oo ======================================================___n___ > \____|\mm Joseph Larson || "CARPE FEMME" |__|__| > //_//\ \_\ J(O/SE)^ph || seize the women! |[]|[]| > /K-9/ \/_/ jla...@mosquito.frcc.cccoes.edu (gotta love it!) |[]|[]| >/___/_____\ ------------------------------------------------- |[]|[]| > "Tardis Express: when it has to be there before you send it."======= Abolsultely Brilliant ! 10/10 gold star !
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