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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 28 Jul 2003.
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Cracked CD

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 28 Jul 2003 - 10 Aug 2003
Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> ASCII art 28 Jul 2003 18:53 · permalink · report
Some days ago my CD driver blew up and CD inside it shattered into tiny pieces.
On this picture I tried to depict what this CD could look like after assembling.
Also it looks like shattering asteroid to me for some reason.

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--
 ,"""R.I.P"""".  ,--Timofei Shatrov aka Grue (grue -> mail.ru)---------.
; ... ..    .. ; | WWW: http://grue3.tripod.com                        |
;  :  :.' .'   ; |Now playing: ADOM, CM4, Quake, Microprose MTG        |
;  :  :.'  '.. ; '----<thou shalt obey 4-line rule!!!>------------[4*72]

Cool pic. I thought is looked like a planet exploding in a movie.

Or microwave them. For ~ 5 seconds. Little lightning bolts dance
on the surface. And it stinks real bad. THere's a neat crinkle
effect in the metal layer afterwards.

m durnyss <rem...@yahoo.com> ASCII art 29 Jul 2003 08:05 · permalink · report
Timofei Shatrov wrote:
> Some days ago my CD driver blew up and CD inside it shattered into tiny
> pieces. On this picture I tried to depict what this CD could look like after
> assembling. Also it looks like shattering asteroid to me for some reason.
>
Been playing too much gta lately.




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--
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> "Timofei Shatrov" <gru...@mail.ru> wrote in message
> news:3f2...@News.CIS.DFN.DE...
>
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I had that happen to one of my users the other week.  They were shocked,
to say the least, when their computer made a loud BANG and stopped working.

-- 
AZC

> "m durnyss" <rem...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:bg5a0j$kps9a$1...@ID-147560.news.uni-berlin.de...
>
> Been playing too much gta lately.
>
>
>
>
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Top-down view of someone's head?

-- 
AZC

core_dump <cor...@mernocuryspamlink.net> ASCII art 10 Aug 2003 22:54 · permalink · report
On Mon, 28 Jul 2003 18:53:16 GMT, Timofei Shatrov <gru...@mail.ru> wrote:
> 
> Some days ago my CD driver blew up and CD inside it shattered into tiny pieces.
> On this picture I tried to depict what this CD could look like after assembling.
> Also it looks like shattering asteroid to me for some reason.
> 

I was just thinking - it would look better without the pound sign 
background.


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Segmentation fault (core dumped)

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