Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 8 May 2007.
Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz Lits
alt.ascii-art
· 2 messages · 8 May 2007 - 8 May 2007
Timothy Sutter wrote: > > metro-golden-meower wrote: > > > > On Sun, 06 May 2007 11:29:10 -0400, Timothy Sutter <a20...@lycos.com> > > wrote: > > > > >metro-golden-meower wrote: > > >> > > >> On Fri, 04 May 2007 09:29:35 -0400, Timothy Sutter <a20...@lycos.com> > > >> wrote: > > >> > > >> >knoxy wrote: > > >> >> > > >> >> In article <463...@gmail.com>, ver...@gmail.com says... > > >> >> > knoxy wrote: > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > > In article <463...@gmail.com>, ver...@gmail.com > > >> >> > > says... > > >> >> > > > blu wrote: > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 00:49:20 +0000, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity > > >> >> > > > > wrote > > >> >> > > > > <pan...@lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it.616>: > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:02:13 -0400, Hatchetmama did the cha-cha, and > > >> >> > > > > > screamed: > > >> >> > > > > >> On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:00:04 +0200, Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > >> >> > > > > >>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote: > > >> >> > > > > >>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:28:34 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia > > >> >> > > > > >>>> was laughing at the antics of Hatchetmama, when they suddenly burst > > >> >> > > > > >>>> out in tears: > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > On Apr 7, 7:21 pm, Demon Lord of Confusion wrote: > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:04:44 -0400, Hatchetmama attempted to > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> confuse the issue further by squeaking: > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:12:04 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > wrote: > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Based upon a conversation in alt.buzzard.rules, AUK, > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>alt.fucknozzles, alt.fan.meat-plow, and sometimes > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>alt.hackers.malicious, this lits celebrates usenet's > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>dirtiest/raciest/most salacious female minds... > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>1. Jade > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>2. blu > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>3. marcia > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>4. Sharon B > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>5. Kali > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>6. Vicki > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>7. NightMist > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>8. headkase > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>9. Brandy Alexandre (absolutely _has_ to be there!) 10. > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Roofshadow > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>11. Smee > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>12. pandora (Marg) > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>13. knoxy > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Jelliebun > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Zoe (Judith) > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>HatchetMama > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Lola Stonewall Riot (moi) > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Applications to join this lits may be made to AUK (put "Gutter > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Chix0rz" in the subject line, or just ping me, depending on your > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>inclination/preference), or attention may be drawn to suitable > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>candidates -- or just reply here. If you like sex jokes, double > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>entendres, racy talk, and all things blue, you may very well be > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>made for it! If you prefer not to be on it, say so now, and I'll > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>remove you. > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > What number am I? > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> Guess.;-{P} > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > Pbt. > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > I take 15. > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > > >> >> > > > > >>>> Damnitall. Brainfart. You're 16, and Zoe's 15. > > >> >> > > > > >>> > > >> >> > > > > >>>Why? > > >> >> > > > > >> > > >> >> > > > > >> Because I should be number one. > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > That's Jade. BTW, I'm quite certain I've missed at least one, but that's > > >> >> > > > > > easily rectified: > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>1. Jade > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>2. blu > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>3. marcia > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>4. Sharon B > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>5. Kali > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>6. Vicki > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>7. NightMist > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>8. headkase > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>9. Brandy Alexandre (absolutely _has_ to be there!) 10. > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Roofshadow > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>11. Smee > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>12. pandora (Marg) > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>13. knoxy > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Jelliebun > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Zoe (Judith) > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>HatchetMama > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Lola Stonewall Riot (moi) > > >> >> > > > > > 18. Veronica Karlsson > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > Unless she would rather not be there, of course. > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > > [pssssssssssst... the keyword is "chupacabras"] > > >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > > I want number 13! > > >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > You can't have 13, it's mine. :P > > >> >> > > > >> >> > WAAAAH! > > >> >> > > > >> >> Neener. > > >> >> > > >> >> -- > > >> >> knoxy > > >> >> mhm34x10 > > >> >> smeeter #6 > > >> >> #6 on mimus wanted poster list > > >> >> Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 > > >> >> Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 > > >> >> > > >> >> "The Internet is a gateway to get on the net." > > >> >> Bob Dole > > >> >> > > >> >> "I'll never be as "tough" as you are, but then neither will shark > > >> >> skin. I consider this a good thing." > > >> >> Kali admitting that she's too sensitive for usenet in Message-ID: > > >> >> <eoogl1$gm....@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> > > > > > >> >this isn't even close to being the longest thread ever > > > > > >> how about 10 000 celerity cd's over in agmc? that's been going for at > > >> least 10 years. > > > > > >maybe, but that isn't this one. > > > > certainly isn't. i've not seen anything that looks like it could be > > and agmc isn't in the x-post line. > > then it isn't this one. > > > >i don't really care, it just crossed my mind > > > >speaking of which i copied this from somewhere > > >someplace and i don't remember when, so, i don't > > >know whose it is, > > > >but, it's not mine > > > if you could be arsed to look up meow in groups.google, you'd find > > more cat face sigs than you'd imagine. i don't remember that one being > > used though. > > i'm not interested in looking up your 'meow' > > of course you didn't invent the term 'meow' > > so, there may be a place for me to look up > the word with regards to it's many other uses. > > but in regards to your 'meow' > > i have no interest. > > > > :~-._ _.-~: > > > : :.~^o._ ________---------________ _.o^~.:.: > > > : ::.`?88booo~~~.::::::::...::::::::::::..~~oood88P'.::.: > > > : ::: `?88P .:::.... ........:::::. ?88P' :::. : > > > : :::. `? .::. . ...........:::. P' .:::. : > > > : ::: ... .. ... .. .::::......::. :::. : > > > ` :' .... .. .:::::. . ..:::::::....:::. `: .' > > > :.. ____:::::::::. . . ....:::::::::____ ... : > > > :... `:~ ^~-:::::.. .........:::::-~^ ~::.:::: > > > `.::. `\ (8) \b:::..::.:.:::::::d/ (8) /'.::::' > > > ::::. ~-._v |b.::::::::::::::d| v_.-~..::::: > > > `.:::::... ~~^?888b..:::::::::::d888P^~...::::::::' > > > `.::::::::::....~~~ .:::::::::~~~:::::::::::::::' > > > `..::::::::::: . ....:::: ::::::::::::,' > > > `. .::::::: . .::::. ::::::::'.' > > > `._ .::: . :::::. :::::_.' > > > `-. : . ::::: :,-' > > > :. :___ .:::___ .:: > > > ..--~~~~--:+::. ~~^?b..:::dP^~~.::++:--~~~~--.. > > > ___....--`+:::. `~8~' .:::+'--....___ > > > ~~ __..---`_=:: ___gd8bg___ :==_'---..__ ~~ > > > -~~~ _.--~~`-.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,-' ~~--._ ~~~- > > > -~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _ .... _ ~~- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >you can have it if you want > > > if its not yours, how can you give it to me? > > that's the way i found it. > > you can have it if you want. > > it's that simple. Why not ask the people in alt.ascii-art who made it? -- __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > Timothy Sutter wrote: > > metro-golden-meower wrote: > > > > > > On Sun, 06 May 2007 11:29:10 -0400, Timothy Sutter <a20...@lycos.com> > > > wrote: > > > > > > >metro-golden-meower wrote: > > > >> > > > >> On Fri, 04 May 2007 09:29:35 -0400, Timothy Sutter <a20...@lycos.com> > > > >> wrote: > > > >> > > > >> >knoxy wrote: > > > >> >> > > > >> >> In article <463...@gmail.com>, ver...@gmail.com says... > > > >> >> > knoxy wrote: > > > >> >> > > > > > >> >> > > In article <463...@gmail.com>, ver...@gmail.com > > > >> >> > > says... > > > >> >> > > > blu wrote: > > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > On Sun, 15 Apr 2007 00:49:20 +0000, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity > > > >> >> > > > > wrote > > > >> >> > > > > <pan...@lucifer.the.great.beast.666.or.is.it.616>: > > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > On Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:02:13 -0400, Hatchetmama did the cha-cha, and > > > >> >> > > > > > screamed: > > > >> >> > > > > >> On Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:00:04 +0200, Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > >> >> > > > > >>>Synthetic Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork wrote: > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> Hail Eris! On Mon, 09 Apr 2007 19:28:34 -0700, Eris Kallisti Discordia > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> was laughing at the antics of Hatchetmama, when they suddenly burst > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> out in tears: > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > On Apr 7, 7:21 pm, Demon Lord of Confusion wrote: > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 23:04:44 -0400, Hatchetmama attempted to > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> confuse the issue further by squeaking: > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:12:04 GMT, The Secretary of HomIntern > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > wrote: > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Based upon a conversation in alt.buzzard.rules, AUK, > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>alt.fucknozzles, alt.fan.meat-plow, and sometimes > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>alt.hackers.malicious, this lits celebrates usenet's > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>dirtiest/raciest/most salacious female minds... > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>1. Jade > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>2. blu > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>3. marcia > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>4. Sharon B > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>5. Kali > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>6. Vicki > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>7. NightMist > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>8. headkase > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>9. Brandy Alexandre (absolutely _has_ to be there!) 10. > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Roofshadow > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>11. Smee > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>12. pandora (Marg) > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>13. knoxy > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Jelliebun > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Zoe (Judith) > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>HatchetMama > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Lola Stonewall Riot (moi) > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Applications to join this lits may be made to AUK (put "Gutter > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Chix0rz" in the subject line, or just ping me, depending on your > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>inclination/preference), or attention may be drawn to suitable > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>candidates -- or just reply here. If you like sex jokes, double > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>entendres, racy talk, and all things blue, you may very well be > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>made for it! If you prefer not to be on it, say so now, and I'll > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>remove you. > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > What number am I? > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> Guess.;-{P} > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > Pbt. > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > I take 15. > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> Damnitall. Brainfart. You're 16, and Zoe's 15. > > > >> >> > > > > >>> > > > >> >> > > > > >>>Why? > > > >> >> > > > > >> > > > >> >> > > > > >> Because I should be number one. > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > That's Jade. BTW, I'm quite certain I've missed at least one, but that's > > > >> >> > > > > > easily rectified: > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>1. Jade > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>2. blu > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>3. marcia > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>4. Sharon B > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>5. Kali > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>6. Vicki > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>7. NightMist > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>8. headkase > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>9. Brandy Alexandre (absolutely _has_ to be there!) 10. > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Roofshadow > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>11. Smee > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>12. pandora (Marg) > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>13. knoxy > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Jelliebun > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Zoe (Judith) > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>HatchetMama > > > >> >> > > > > >>>> >> >>Lola Stonewall Riot (moi) > > > >> >> > > > > > 18. Veronica Karlsson > > > >> >> > > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > > Unless she would rather not be there, of course. > > > >> >> > > > > > > > >> >> > > > > [pssssssssssst... the keyword is "chupacabras"] > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > > I want number 13! > > > >> >> > > > > > > >> >> > > You can't have 13, it's mine. :P > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> > WAAAAH! > > > >> >> > > > > >> >> Neener. > > > >> >> > > > >> >> -- > > > >> >> knoxy > > > >> >> mhm34x10 > > > >> >> smeeter #6 > > > >> >> #6 on mimus wanted poster list > > > >> >> Best Newbie in alt.flame 2005 > > > >> >> Snarky's Gutter Chix0rz #13 > > > >> >> > > > >> >> "The Internet is a gateway to get on the net." > > > >> >> Bob Dole > > > >> >> > > > >> >> "I'll never be as "tough" as you are, but then neither will shark > > > >> >> skin. I consider this a good thing." > > > >> >> Kali admitting that she's too sensitive for usenet in Message-ID: > > > >> >> <eoogl1$gm....@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> > > > > > > > >> >this isn't even close to being the longest thread ever > > > > > > > >> how about 10 000 celerity cd's over in agmc? that's been going for at > > > >> least 10 years. > > > > > > > >maybe, but that isn't this one. > > > > > > certainly isn't. i've not seen anything that looks like it could be > > > and agmc isn't in the x-post line. > > > > then it isn't this one. > > > > > >i don't really care, it just crossed my mind > > > > > >speaking of which i copied this from somewhere > > > >someplace and i don't remember when, so, i don't > > > >know whose it is, > > > > > >but, it's not mine > > > > > if you could be arsed to look up meow in groups.google, you'd find > > > more cat face sigs than you'd imagine. i don't remember that one being > > > used though. > > > > i'm not interested in looking up your 'meow' > > > > of course you didn't invent the term 'meow' > > > > so, there may be a place for me to look up > > the word with regards to it's many other uses. > > > > but in regards to your 'meow' > > > > i have no interest. > > > > > > :~-._ _.-~: > > > > : :.~^o._ ________---------________ _.o^~.:.: > > > > : ::.`?88booo~~~.::::::::...::::::::::::..~~oood88P'.::.: > > > > : ::: `?88P .:::.... ........:::::. ?88P' :::. : > > > > : :::. `? .::. . ...........:::. P' .:::. : > > > > : ::: ... .. ... .. .::::......::. :::. : > > > > ` :' .... .. .:::::. . ..:::::::....:::. `: .' > > > > :.. ____:::::::::. . . ....:::::::::____ ... : > > > > :... `:~ ^~-:::::.. .........:::::-~^ ~::.:::: > > > > `.::. `\ (8) \b:::..::.:.:::::::d/ (8) /'.::::' > > > > ::::. ~-._v |b.::::::::::::::d| v_.-~..::::: > > > > `.:::::... ~~^?888b..:::::::::::d888P^~...::::::::' > > > > `.::::::::::....~~~ .:::::::::~~~:::::::::::::::' > > > > `..::::::::::: . ....:::: ::::::::::::,' > > > > `. .::::::: . .::::. ::::::::'.' > > > > `._ .::: . :::::. :::::_.' > > > > `-. : . ::::: :,-' > > > > :. :___ .:::___ .:: > > > > ..--~~~~--:+::. ~~^?b..:::dP^~~.::++:--~~~~--.. > > > > ___....--`+:::. `~8~' .:::+'--....___ > > > > ~~ __..---`_=:: ___gd8bg___ :==_'---..__ ~~ > > > > -~~~ _.--~~`-.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~,-' ~~--._ ~~~- > > > > -~~ ~~~~~~~~~ _ .... _ ~~- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >you can have it if you want > > > > > if its not yours, how can you give it to me? > > > > that's the way i found it. > > > > you can have it if you want. > > > > it's that simple. > Why not ask the people in alt.ascii-art who made it? it may be the same person/s who made this one; \;,._ _,,- \`;, `-._ _..--'''```--.._ __.-',;( \ `;, `:. , ;. . :' .;` / ; `;;, .: :. ,;;` / \ ';/ \:: : . ::/ \;` ; ).' __.._` '_..__ `./ /< \\ /I`, ,'I\ // > /\ `;-7/_\ -- /_\7-;' /\ //. `"':" ;; ":`"' /\ |/ . .:' __..__ `. \| /\|: ./. `=_ _=' .\ |/\ /:(/::. \/ .::\) / ////=-v-'`-v-=\\\\ ///`Nx_\;;/_xN'\\\ / / `"w==w"' \ \ / \ if anyone claims it, they can have it back. but i may not purge my memory > -- > __ __ _____ _____ ______ __ _ _ _____ __ > ||| \ \ ) )/ / \|| | \ \ / / \ \ | \ | || | / / \| ) \ > ||.. \ \/ /| |_/| | |_/ /| | | || \ | || || | / \ > |.PP. \ / | | \| | | \ \| | | || |\_\| || || | / /\ \ > _\/___ \_( \_\__/||_| \_\\_\__/_/ |_| |_||_| \_\__/|(_( \_\ > |_______ Troll Spokeswoman _____ http://www.ludd.luth.se/~vk/ ___|
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