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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 11 Jul 2001.
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Fuzzball in: "Fuzzball Sells Out"

Fuzzball in: "Fuzzball Sells Out"

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 11 Jul 2001
Eurakarte <eur...@eurakarte.com> ASCII art 11 Jul 2001 17:26 · raw headers · report
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL!
More Fuzzball can be found at http://eurakarte.com
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball Sells Out"

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                                              Yes! This time, we have
                                              sold our souls to the fine
 Hello, kids! Fuzzball              /;;;\     people at Valu-Chunk Soup
 and Sherman here! Once             |O O|     Co.!      /
 again, we've decided               | v | _____________/
 to sell out bigtime!               \---/
              \         \/\/\         | +---+
               \_______ /0 0\        -+-| $ |
                        \/\\/        / \+---+
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                           Kids love it too! Watch my
                                           sister, Small Child, happily
 Yes! And we are going              /;;;\  eat her bowl of Valu-Chunk
 to tell you about Valu-            |O O|  Cream of Chemical!
 Chunk's fine new line of           | v | ___________/
 soups- Cream of Chemical!          \---/
            \           \\/\\         | +---+
             \_________ /0 0/        -+-| $ |
                        \/\\/        / \+---+
--------------------------------------------------------------------------


Yum! This soup is chock
full of delicious and     /-"-\
nutricious fluorocarbons! |  O| *SLURRP*
            \             |  v|
             \___________ \---/
                           -+_u ~~
                           / \ \__/
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                     AAA! MY HEAD!
                                          /
                         * -"*\          /
                             O          /
                          |* o * ______/
                         *\---/
                           /+\  ~~
                           / \ \__/
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
       Just look at the
       contented expression
 /;;;\ on her face!
 |  O|       /
 |  v| _____/                           Don't you want
 \---/                                  your kids to be
   |                                    this happy?       /\|/-
  -+/                      /+\   ~~              \_______ /0 0\
  / \                      / \  \__/                      \|\\/
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                                 Yes! Hydrochloric, For-
                                           /;;;\ maldehyde, and Mercury
And remember, Valu-Chunk's                 |O O| with Lead!
Cream of Chemical soups come               | v | ______/
in three varieties!                        \---/
              \          \/\|\               | +---+
               \________ /0 0/              -+-| $ |
                         \/\\/              / \+---+
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

 Aaaaand.... CUT!
 Good job, Fuzzball!                       /;;;\
 That's a wrap!                            |O O|
     /                                     | v |
____/                                      \---/
                         \/\|\               | +---+
                         /0 0/              -+-| $ |
                         \/\\/              / \+---+
--------------------------------------------------------------------------

                                                   Yes! Whiskey good!
It's a shame we spend                      /;;;\        /
our usual cut on beer                      |O  |  _____/
and rum or we wouldn't                     |v  |
need to do these extra                     \---/
gigs.     \              \/|\/               | +---+
           \____________ /  0/              -+-| $ |
                         \/\\/              / \+---+
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
                                                 My dollar bill is larger
                                                 than my head!
Say, if we set up a PayPal.com             /;;;\         /
accound and called it the                  |O  | _______/
"Get Fuzzball Drunk"                       |v  |
foundatioon, maybe people                  \---/
would donate!  \         \\\/-               | +---+
                \_______ /  0/              -+-| $ |
                         \/\\/              / \+---+
==========================================================================

The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://eurakarte.com
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.com

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