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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Aug 1998.
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hanging duck

hanging duck

alt.ascii-art · 15 messages · 13 Aug 1998 - 21 Aug 1998
Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> ASCII art 13 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
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> | ______________________|
> | |                    |
> | |                  �---`
> | |                  |� �|
> | |                   <_>
> | |                    =
> | |                   / \
> | |
> | |

I guess HE quacked! Hahaha...ha...<groan> That has to have been the worst
joke I ever made. Here are rediddles.
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| ______________________|
| |                    |
| |                  �---`
| |                  |� �|
| |                   <_>
| |                    =
| |                   / \
| |                  (/ \)
| |                   \_/
| |                    ||
| |                   ///
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| ______________________|
| |                    |                        Anyone up for duck soup?
| |                  �---`           ,~~~~,'~.   /
| |                  |� �|           '~~~~'~,;  /
| |                   <_>            |*(* ); ;
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| |                   / \            ,~''~____._
| |                  (/ \)          /,;  ,----`-`
| |                   \_/           \\; ;
| |                    ||           .'' `,
| |                   ///           ;    ;
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K�re <kar...@hda.hydro.com> ASCII art 13 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
_________________________
| ______________________| 
| |                    |
| |                  �---`
| |                  |� �|
| |                   <_> 
| |                    =
| |                   / \
| |                 
| |

hanging duck ?? could anyone continue/improve this one ?

In article <ewIA1.34$iu5...@news01a.micron.net>, Sarah Day
<med...@micron.net> writes
>> _________________________
>> | ______________________|
>> | |                    |
>> | |                  �---`
>> | |                  |� �|
>> | |                   <_>
>> | |                    =
>> | |                   / \
>> | |
>> | |
>
>I guess HE quacked! Hahaha...ha...<groan> That has to have been the worst
>joke I ever made. Here are rediddles.

<snip>

_________________________
| ______________________|
| |                    |
| |                   ++
| |                  ( ^)
| |                   ""
| |                   
| |                   
| |
| |   

Guess this guy croaked! (Apologies in advance to PeteCasso)

jed...@hotmail.com

8< [QUACK]

8< [CROAK]
 _________________________
 | ______________________|
 | |                    |
 | |                   p p
 | |                   \ \
 | |                   / /
 | |                  (> )>
 | |                  ( x >
 | |                   "
 | |



Does this mean this one has "had the bird????"  Sorry, couldn't
resist!!! *G*

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Kirsten *aka Nursie* wrote:
> 
> 8< [QUACK]
> 
> 8< [CROAK]
>  _________________________
>  | ______________________|
>  | |                    |
>  | |                   p p
>  | |                   \ \
>  | |                   / /
>  | |                  (> )>
>  | |                  ( x >    8< [CHEEP]
>  | |                   "
>  | |

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Colin Douthwaite wrote:
> 
> Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> >Kirsten *aka Nursie* wrote:
> >>
> >> 8< [QUACK]
> >>
> >> 8< [CROAK]
> >>  _________________________
> >>  | ______________________|
> >>  | |                    |
> >>  | |                   p p
> >>  | |                   \ \
> >>  | |                   / /
> >>  | |                  (> )>
> >>  | |                  ( x >    8< [CHEEP]
> >>  | |                   "
> >>  | |
> 
>                                           <
>                                [KCAUQ] >8 <
>                                           <
>                                [KAORC] >8 <
>                _________________________  <
>                |______________________ |  <
>                 |                    | |  <
>                q q                   | |  <
>                / /                   | |  <
>                \ \                   | |  <
>               <( <)                  | |  <
> [P33HC] >8    < x )                  | |  <
>                  "                   | |  <
>                                      | |  <
>                                      | |  <
>                  "                   | |  <
> [d33HC] >8    < x )                  | |  <
>               <( <)                  | |  <
>                / /                   | |  <
>                \ \                   | |  <
>                d d                   | |  <
>                 |                    | |  <
>                |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |  <
>                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  <
>                                [KVORC] >8 <
>                                           <
>                                [KCVAQ] >8 <
>                                           <
>                 K!tzfeu *aka Nntz!e* mtofe:
> 
> Eeek, what happened?   Das ist Deutsch?

Where do you see anything german ?? strange ...

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Glory Moon <glo...@nettaxi.com> ASCII art 17 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 00:11:08 +0800, kek...@pacific.net.sg wrote:

>Hi....
>
>    Any1 out there who have ascii pictures of Hello Kitty,
> pls forward me.
>    Thanks
>
>
> Rgds

here is one i've just done:

980817
                ,.
       --.     ( o),--
      |   `-'~~'`( ). |
      `/          ( o)'
     _|_           `'_|_
     ,+- O    o    O -+.
     /'`             `'\
      `               '
        `-.........-'
       //o\=======/o\\
    c \/    `---'    \/ o
gpyy( /_______________\ )

                ,
             ,/  )            ,--------------.
           ,_\|    \  _    ,-`                '
           (   o     (.)  (   Glory PY Yip      \
        , -.    o    (')   )   aka Glory Moon    :
    (\/    ( \    o _'~__,'  <glo...@nettaxi.com> ;
 ,--./      \  \_ ,|\`    ~,                   ,
(   (        '-`, \          `----------------'
 .__,._____,__(__)~ gpyy

joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> ASCII art 17 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report

Colin Douthwaite wrote:

> Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
> >Kirsten *aka Nursie* wrote:
> >>
> >> 8< [QUACK]
> >>
> >> 8< [CROAK]
> >>  _________________________
> >>  | ______________________|
> >>  | |                    |
> >>  | |                   p p
> >>  | |                   \ \
> >>  | |                   / /
> >>  | |                  (> )>
> >>  | |                  ( x >    8< [CHEEP]
> >>  | |                   "
> >>  | |
>
>                                           <
>                                [KCAUQ] >8 <
>                                           <
>                                [KAORC] >8 <
>                _________________________  <
>                |______________________ |  <
>                 |                    | |  <
>                q q                   | |  <
>                / /                   | |  <
>                \ \                   | |  <
>               <( <)                  | |  <
> [P33HC] >8    < x )                  | |  <
>                  "                   | |  <
>                                      | |  <
>                                      | |  <
>                  "                   | |  <
> [d33HC] >8    < x )                  | |  <
>               <( <)                  | |  <
>                / /                   | |  <
>                \ \                   | |  <
>                d d                   | |  <
>                 |                    | |  <
>                |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |  <
>                ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  <
>                                [KVORC] >8 <
>                                           <
>                                [KCVAQ] >8 <
>                                           <
>                 K!tzfeu *aka Nntz!e* mtofe:
>
> Eeek, what happened?   Das ist Deutsch?
>
> Bye,


Looks more like the langage the Sweddish kook, from
the Muppet show, use to talk.   :)
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Praseodymium 59 <pra...@m.usa.net> ASCII art 17 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
kek...@pacific.net.sg wrote in message <35D...@pacific.net.sg>...

|    Any1 out there who have ascii pictures of Hello Kitty,
| pls forward me.

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             .             kk.                 -.-,_
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                             ''--..,--''     Pr59



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kek...@pacific.net.sg 17 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Hi....

    Any1 out there who have ascii pictures of Hello Kitty,
 pls forward me.
    Thanks


 Rgds

kek...@pacific.net.sg 17 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Hi...

     Any1 out there who have pictures of Tweety Bird, pls
 forward me.
     Thanks u.



 Rgds

Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> ASCII art 17 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote:
>Kirsten *aka Nursie* wrote:
>> 
>> 8< [QUACK]
>> 
>> 8< [CROAK]
>>  _________________________
>>  | ______________________|
>>  | |                    |
>>  | |                   p p
>>  | |                   \ \
>>  | |                   / /
>>  | |                  (> )>
>>  | |                  ( x >    8< [CHEEP]
>>  | |                   "
>>  | |

                                          <
                               [KCAUQ] >8 <
                                          <
                               [KAORC] >8 <
               _________________________  <
               |______________________ |  <
                |                    | |  <
               q q                   | |  <
               / /                   | |  <
               \ \                   | |  <
              <( <)                  | |  <
[P33HC] >8    < x )                  | |  <
                 "                   | |  <
                                     | |  <
                                     | |  <
                 "                   | |  <
[d33HC] >8    < x )                  | |  <
              <( <)                  | |  <
               / /                   | |  <
               \ \                   | |  <
               d d                   | |  <
                |                    | |  <
               |~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |  <
               ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  <
                               [KVORC] >8 <
                                          <
                               [KCVAQ] >8 <
                                          <
                K!tzfeu *aka Nntz!e* mtofe:


Eeek, what happened?   Das ist Deutsch?

Bye,

joris bellenger wrote in message <35D...@xs4all.nl>...
>
>Looks more like the langage the Sweddish kook, from
>the Muppet show, use to talk.   :)


AHAHAHAHAH It does at that....

DOOR DEE DOOR DEE DOOR DEE DOOO BORK BORK BORK!!!!

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   ___   .------------------------------------------------------------.
  \ + /  |  Nursie *aka Kirsten*  | ~~ nursie at geocities dot com ~~ |
  ('v')  | presents Nursie's Desk | http://www.geocities.com/~nursie/ |
  (>Y<)  |------------------------------------------------------------|
   ^ ^   |  Please remove no.spam from email address when replying!   |
         '------------------------------------------------------------'

  "Be careful who's toes you step on today...
      ...they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!"

Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> ASCII art 19 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink · report
.----- On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 00:12:07 +0800, kek...@pacific.net.sg posted:
|Hi...
|
|     Any1 out there who have pictures of Tweety Bird, pls
| forward me.
|     Thanks u.
|
|
|
| Rgds
'-------------------------------------

These are all from Joan Stark`s website, and are by Joan Stark:
http://www.ascii-art.com/

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The asciis in this message are not by me, they are the artists credited in
the asciis.
Please do not remove credits from asciiart. Where there are no credits, I
got them that way... If anyone knows the correct credit please let me know
:o)
          Thanks.
|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

.----- On Mon, 17 Aug 1998 11:06:13 +0200, joris bellenger posted:
|Looks more like the langage the Sweddish kook, from
|the Muppet show, use to talk.   :)
'-------------------------

Pop along to http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ if you like the Swedish
Chef... and just in case anyone saw it - I was the one that sent to to John
Nunley to be Funny Bone Site of the Week! :o)

Bye,
Martin

|\/| _..__|_o._   /\_|_| o._  _   mart.atkins@--
|  |(_||  |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_>            --bigfoot.com

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