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Martians: E-type Mail -- new cartoon
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· 9 messages · 3 Feb 1999 - 15 Feb 1999
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// //()\\ //()\\ jro\\
// \\__// \\__// \ \\
//\\ //\\ \
|||| |||| "Success at last,
(_)(_) (_)(_) Tvhtyxz! We have
finally broken into
the Boss's E-type
mail correspondence
program!"
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//__________________________ //
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"Ahhh.... This looks interesting, Sdzrkt.
Let us examine the content of this!"
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
& & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & & &
Dear Miss Wiesouski,
The last time we had occasion to
talk, you mentioned the fact that you
weren't quite the beauty queen I had
believed you to be...\__/ \__/
(__) (__)
/ //()\\//()\\
"Whoa, check \\__//\\__//
this out." |||| ||||
|||| ||||
(_)(_)(_)(_)
...I admit to being
taken in somewhat, by the previous
"Glamour Photo" that you sent me, but
I assure you that I was NOT shocked
a bit when I saw the snapshot of your-
self that you sent me yesterday...
\__/ \__/
(__) (__)
/ //()\\ //()\\ \
"Oh, he was \\__// \\__//"He had a near
not a bit |||| |||| stroke, was all!"
shocked." |||| ||||
(_)(_) (_)(_)
... I
have never been one to be taken in
by mere, physical beauty, but rather,
I look deep into a "person's" soul...
\__/ /) \__/
(__)// (oo)
"Oh, what lies! / //() / //~~\\ \
He looks about \\__/ \\__//"True... I do
as deep into a |||| |||| hope we are
female's soul |||| |||| not apprehended
as her cleavage (_)(_) (_)(_) at this, however."
will allow."
Why worry? What's
he going to do if
he catches us, dump
us back into the "Hmmmm."
recycle bin?" /
\ \__/
(oo)
\__/ //~~\\
(oo) \\__//
//~~\\ ||\\
//\__/\\ ||//
...Surely, yo"" //\\ ""mist(_)\_) for
the kind of pers\\// who would be so
shallow as to b(_)(_) taken in by no
more than a pretty face...
...Beauty, after all, is only skin deep,
and I think that... \__/ \__/
(__) (__)
/ //()\\ //()\\ \
"Yes, and we have \\__// \\__// "Indeed."
observed conclusively |||| ||||
that "skin" is about |||| ||||
as deep as the Boss's (_)(_) (_)(_)
interest goes!"
...However, and I truly hate
to tell you this, but I am afraid that with
all my other responsibilities...
\__/ \__/
(__) (__) /)
//()\\ //() \//
\\__// \\__/\/ \
|||| |||| "Here comes the
|||| |||| kiss off!"
(_)(_) (_)(_)
... that I fear
I will unable to take on another mistress
at this time. What with my wife, kids,
and three other full-time mistresses, who
are all deserving of my attention...
\__/ \__/
(\ (oo) (oo)
\\//~~\\ / //~~\\
"Yes, his poor, / \/\__// "Can you \\__//
deserving |||| believe ||||
mistresses." |||| this guy?" ||||
(_)(_) (_)(_)
... five children, you know, require a lot
of nourishing and attention...
"Only five? I'll bet
the old bastard has
fifty!" "Probably. The
/ fertility clinic
\__/ \__/ / has more of his
(__) (\ (__) DNA frozen than
//() \// //()\\ they have chocolate
\\__/\/ \\__// chip at the ice
|||| |||| cream factory."
|||| ||||
(_)(_) (_)(_)
\__/(\
..... and it is f/) (__)//easons,
\__/and these reasons\\/ () /hat I
(oo) feel our love sha\/\__/ have a
//~~\\hance to bloom... //||
\\__// \\|| \
|||| \ (_/(_)"But this part is
|||| "Get down from there, the tear-jerker!"
(_)(_) Sdzrkt. It is only
more waste material
that the Boss has
typed in."
... If, however
there comes a time that I am not so
overwhelmed with obligations, then I
may be able to reconsider...
\__/ \__/
(__) (__) /)
"Sure / //()\\ //() \// \
he would." \\__// \\__/\/ "Yes, but only
|||| |||| IF she was just
|||| |||| dripping with
(_)(_) (_)(_) female vice and
pulchritude!"
... but I have come to realize that there
are so many women deserving of affection,
yet there is only one of me...
\__/ \__/
(__) (oo)
/ //()\\ / //~~\\
"Can you believe \\__// "Uh-oh!" \\__//
the egotistical |||| //\\
maniac could even |||| // \\
write this stuff?" (_)(_) (_) (_)
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
\__/ \__/=|_
-)-[(] (oo) (oo) [])
\\//~~\\ .//~~\\//
/ \/\__/\\ //\__/\/ \
"You'd better //\\ \) (/ //\\ "Yes, we will
think again, \\// \\// disintegrate
Boss. We have (_)(_) (_)(_) your brainpan
the new XT-4 nodule, if you
ray-guns!" force us to!"
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| __ \ |_____| | | | ____| |__ ___| | ____| /
__ || \ | ||____ | | ||____ | | ||____ !
|| | | |_____| | | | ____| | | | ____| __
/ ||__| | | ____ | |__ ||____ | | ||____
|____/ |_____| |_____| |_____| |_| |_____| \
/ / | ? ! | \ \
/ ! | | \ \
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________________
/_______________/|
"So, here we | RECYCLE ||
are again." | ___ || "Yes, I don't think
\ | // \\ || the Boss was very
| // /\ || impressed with our
| \/ // || new model XT-4's."
| \\_// || /
| ||
| BIN ||
| ||
|_______________|/
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
"He knows he can't keep "Indeed. But perhaps we shouldn't
us in here!" get into his email so often.
\ Someday, he might actually
\__/ empty this thing!"
(oo) (\ /
//~~\\//____\__/__
\\__/\/_____(oo)_/|
| RECYCLE // ||
| ___ (/ ||
| // \\ ||
| // /\ ||
| \/ // ||
| \\_// ||
| ||
| BIN ||
| ||
|_______________|/JRO
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Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
Good cartoon. I got bored, and drew a Recycle Bin which I think is closer
to the "official" one that Windblows uses (not that I use Windblos, mind
you).
How's this?
"He knows he can't keep "Indeed. But perhaps we shouldn't
us in here!" get into his email so often.
\ Someday, he might actually
\__/ empty this thing!"
(oo) (\ /
//~~\\//____\__/_
(\\__/\/_____(oo)_)
| // |
| (/ |
`. .-. .'
| //~\| |
| /| \\ |
`. `==<==' .'
| |
| JRO/Nate |
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Nate / DAC wrote in message ... >Good cartoon. I got bored, and drew a Recycle Bin which I think is closer >to the "official" one that Windblows uses (not that I use Windblos, mind >you). > >How's this? > > "He knows he can't keep "Indeed. But perhaps we shouldn't > us in here!" get into his email so often. > \ Someday, he might actually > \__/ empty this thing!" > (oo) (\ / > //~~\\//____\__/_ > (\\__/\/_____(oo)_) > | // | > | (/ | > `. .-. .' > | //~\| | > | /| \\ | > `. `==<==' .' > | | > | JRO/Nate | > `-----------' > Recycle Bin Well thanks, Nate. Actual, that do look better. JRO
Thanks Martin,
I appreciate it. Good luck with finals -- or are they over?
JRO
.----- On Wed, 3 Feb 1999 16:24:51 -0600, JRO posted:
| ___
| _______ /__/|
| /_____ /|| ||
| || ||||[]||
| ___|| ||||==||_________
| / ||_____||||__|| /
| / /_______\/|__|/ /\
| / _________ /
| / /=========/ /
| / \__/___\__/_/ /
| /____(__)___(__)____________/
| // //()\\ //()\\ jro\\
| // \\__// \\__// \ \\
| //\\ //\\ \
| |||| |||| "Success at last,
| (_)(_) (_)(_) Tvhtyxz! We have
| finally broken into
| the Boss's E-type
| mail correspondence
| program!"
|
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Hehehe I love this one!
-Martin
_
____.Martin Atkins AKA mga.____ / |
""""-mart.atkins bigfoot.com-"""" /@ |
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Martin Atkins wrote in message <36c...@news.vossnet.net>... > >Not yet! They start in about two months time but I gotta do study-type stuff >(better find out what that is, first!) so I might not be around here so >often as I do now. > >Keep them thar cartoons coming and keep makin' me laugh! > >Kind-type Regards, >-Martin I'll try, valiant one. Kick ass and take names, okay? JRO
.----- On Sun, 7 Feb 1999 08:11:40 -0600, JRO posted:
|Thanks Martin,
|
| I appreciate it. Good luck with finals -- or are they over?
|
| JRO
|
'----------------------
Not yet! They start in about two months time but I gotta do study-type stuff
(better find out what that is, first!) so I might not be around here so
often as I do now.
Keep them thar cartoons coming and keep makin' me laugh!
Kind-type Regards,
-Martin
_
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""""-mart.atkins bigfoot.com-"""" /@ |
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Spunk1111 wrote in message <199...@ng-fw1.aol.com>... >> Kick ass and take names, okay? > >Kick ass??? > > jgs `==` )-`\ > `==` > > _ > ,,;;;,,,, _.---.._ \`-._ > `';;;;;;;;;;;;;, `'. .--'-._';, > ,;;';;''/ `;_ `';;;;' `'. > | . '-._ ,;;:' / '<a'. > | ; \ '.,;;' | \ > \ \ | ;._. ,-'`. > /`'-`;.`'._ / / `-.\_/ > ; .-._ .-' .' | > / / '\ .-'`. _/ > _.-' / \ \ '-._ / > (_/_.' __.) / `;--.._/ ( > (_/__/ \ `, \ > \ | \ \ > \ \ `\ | > \ \ \ \ > \_\ \ \ > )-`\ \_\ > jgs `==` )-`\ > `==` > >-joan Yes..... Well, I suppose he can do that to his finals, can't he? Or maybe to his instructors? JRO
> Kick ass and take names, okay?
Kick ass???
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