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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Dec 2000.
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Are you fed up with banks? 1534

Are you fed up with banks? 1534

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 19 Dec 2000 - 20 Dec 2000
First, you may want to look up Say's Law regarding the simultaneous creation
of value and credit.
Second, I broke a rule and talked about this with my cat, who laughed.
Sorry.  [goak!]

dlf

<bmi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:7Hx%5.145561$4U6...@news1.rdc2.on.home.com...
> If you are using Netscape News Reader Click "View" and then check "Wrap
Long Lines" for easier reading.
> Please understand that the details of the web site that are being revealed
here are the intellectual property of Leads4less.com, Inc. You can proceed
reading if you wholeheartedly agree with this. Otherwise you are totally
forbidden from perusing what follows: Please note that the web site is not
ready yet. If you are interested in the marketing of this site simply email
me, so I can notify you when the site is ready. Please in this email
indicate what your profession is, how you will reach people and the details
of your campaign for approval.
>
> CONSTITUTION OF THE CREDON SYSTEM
> Credon is the name chosen for a currency that will be available to all
when two conditions are met; first one being the willingness of the masses
to accept it rather than reject it, the other being advanced identification
and lie detection technologies.
> What Credon is intended for, is to give individuals unlimited spending
power. With the condition that this spending power and other resources
available to the individual (such as time and intellectual resources) are
optimally utilized for improvement of the lives of fellow human beings
through the creation of valuable goods and/or services, and offering such
goods and/or services to the public in a capitalistic free market manner.
Preparing oneself for this value generation, in an optimal manner, will also
qualify one for this spending power.
> The way Credon works is that the person who spends it gets a negative
balance in his/her account, while the person who earns it gets a positive
balance.
> Now how do we make sure that these individuals who will potentially
utilize negative Credons will also adhere to the condition of optimal value
production? Firstly the individual should be positively identified and then
a fool proof lie detection test should be performed on a periodic basis.
> Please understand that for a company or institution to utilize negative
Credons, all of the share holders must adhere to the rule of optimal value
production and be put through lie detection tests.
> Here are some of the benefits of THE CREDON SYSTEM:
> 1. Vendors, merchants and institutions will be able to increase
productivity and sales.
> 2.Those with pure intentions for the future of humanity will be rewarded
with unlimited spending power.
> 3. Credon spendings are totally interest free and there are no time
constraints for getting to neutral or positive balance, as long as the
condition of optimal value production is observed at all times.
> 4. Honest people will never have to suffer financial disasters due to
unforeseen circumstances, because they have access to funds at any time to
rebuild financial status.
> 5. Starting a new career will be smoother, due to the fact that there will
be institutions who will educate people for negative Credons.
> 6. Technology will advance at a higher speed, due to the fact that
acquiring knowledge will me far more affordable.
> 7. Constitution of THE CREDON SYSTEM will reduce financially motivated
crime.
> 8. Last but most important there will be a new revitalized faith in
humanity for co-operating in this beneficent manner.
> Bankruptcy is not an available option under the Credon System no matter
what the circumstances.
> Physical condition of a person plays no role in disqualifying the
individual from utilizing The Credon System. However if an individual is
intellectually incapable of participating in the lie detection test due to
age (children or the elderly) or due to mental illness, a guardian should be
appointed to such a person who will take the lie detection test for them.
> This means that those with intellectual limitations will be able to spend
negative Credons with the condition that a guardian should ensure that the
financial and the limited intellectual capabilities of such members of the
human species are optimally used and improved in the most expeditious way.
> What happens to negative Credons when someone passes away?
> First of all, all hard assets acquired through the use of negative Credons
are absolutely non-transferable. This means that one can not give such
assets as gifts to others. So in case of death Leads4less.com, Inc. (the
corporation that owns credon.com) will seize all of the assets of the
deceased to try to bring the balance to neutral or positive. At the
conclusion of the liquidation of the assets of the deceased person three
possibilities exist:
> 1. The balance remains negative; in this case Leads4less.com, Inc. will
deposit from its corporate account sufficient funds to the deceased persons
account, to bring the balance to neutral.
> 2. The balance will be neutral; in this case no further action needs to be
taken.
> 3. The balance will be positive; in this case the positive Credons will be
distributed to entities mentioned in the deceased persons will.
> If it is shown in one's lie detection test that he/she has dealt with The
Credon System in any fraudulent way this person will forever be prohibited
from spending negative Credons. Plus he/she should be legally bound to
settle any negative balance as quickly as possible, and there should also be
legal ramifications set by the judicial system.
> The issue of identification and lie detection technology is by far the
toughest one to crack. The most important problem being that one might
mistakenly feel guilty about something. But this can be rectified by
allowing repeat tests until the individual is able to convince him/herself
of his/her innocence.
> As to what type of identification and lie detection technology is
resistant enough against fraud, I have ideas which do not want to reveal at
this time. However we formally invite technology vendors to make their cases
for their systems of exposing identification masking and deception.
> At any stage of the evolution of a civilization there are limits to
production capacity for various goods/services; due to this limitation the
priority should be given to those that are spending a positive currency (not
excluding Credons). So for this reason businesses, institutions or
government agencies will devote only a portion of their sales to people
spending negative Credons. This portion will vary from sector to sector of
the economy.
> The most important indicator of the success or failure of The Credon
System is whether or not businesses, institutions, individuals and
government agencies agree to accept negative Credons (at any ratio to
positive currencies). So we have decided to have a directory of businesses
and institutions, a directory of workers and a directory of government
agencies who are willing to accept negative Credons. These directories also
serve the purpose of locating the providers of goods/services and getting in
touch with workers who are willing to accept negative Credons as their pay.
> We are currently opening accounts for a cost of $2CDN (Two Canadian
dollar) per year. The minimum number of years to open an account for is 5
years. Opening an account with us will entitle you to free listing in one of
the directories.
> Leads4less.com, Inc. will charge a %2 fee on all transactions when Credon
becomes an active currency.
> We invite everybody, but particularly political, community, religious and
business leaders to participate in our affiliate program and introduce THE
MAGNIFICENT CREDON SYSTEM to the masses while being handsomely rewarded for
doing so. You can simply advertise the http://www.credon.com/youruserid and
you will receive a full %50 of the account charges which amounts to $5CDN
for every 5 year registration per person referred. And once Credon becomes
an active currency you will receive life time royalties in the following
fashion: You will receive a full %50 of the transaction fee if both parties
involved in the transaction were referred to the site by you. But if the two
parties engaging in the transaction are referred to the site by two
different entities, then they will each get %25 of the transaction fee.
Checks can be sent to your address once you have accumulated a minimum of
$1000.00CDN in your account. Any Credons accumulated in one's account will
only be transferable electronically through THE CREDON GLOBAL ACCOUNTING
SYSTEM.
> Please note that the URL: http://www.credon.com without a user id at the
end will not display the contents of this site. So your interests are doubly
protected this way. Also understand that you may not discuss the details of
the site with anyone unless you first inform them of the fact that the ideas
contained in the site are the intellectual property of Leads4less.com, Inc.
and its shareholders.
> You can open an account for yourself, your business ... by logging on to
<http://www.credon.com/credon> and then put your user id which you choose
yourself at the end of <http://www.credon.com/> and start advertising THE
CREDON SYSTEM. Advertising THE CREDON SYSTEM in any format is subject to
prior aproval from Leads4less.com, Inc.
> Here is how to contact us:
> 45 Rathfon Crs.
> Richmond Hill, Ontario L4C 5B6
> Canada
> Email: bmi...@hotmail.com  (email me if you have any quetions or
concerns)
> Phone: 1-905-883-8460
> Best wishes.
> Seyed Bahram (Brian) Mirkalami
> President and CEO of Leads4less.com, Inc.
>
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Scott <no...@all.nice> 19 Dec 2000 18:49 · permalink · report
No, but I'm fed up with morons who don't know how to trim headers, and who
quote useless spam in its entirety.

"DL Farnworth" <kan...@removethis.dellnet.com> wrote in message blah blah blah
blah blah

From <snip>
"useless spam in its entirety" =P

Scott wrote:

> No, but I'm fed up with morons who don't know how to trim headers, and who
> quote useless spam in its entirety.
>
> "DL Farnworth" <kan...@removethis.dellnet.com> wrote in message blah blah blah
> blah blah

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