Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Sep 1997.
[pic] the English lesson
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· 1 message · 3 Sep 1997
[the English lesson]
.,,,//.
| _ |
______C (6 (6__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -Can't you come in
/ \ \___-_| | and have tea now Peter?
\/\_/
\
.,,,//.
| |
______C (= (=__
/ o==/ | _\|=o| -Not yet dear.
/ \ \_____| | I must water the garden first.
\/\_/
\
.,,,//.
| _ _|
______C (, (,__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -Do you have to water it now?
/ \ \___~_| |
\/\_/
\
.,,,//.
| ^ ^|
______C (' ('__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -I'm afraid I must.
/ \ \___o_| | Look at it!
\/\_/ It's terribly dry.
\
.,,,//.
| ~ ~|
______C (@ (@__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -What a nuisance!
/ \ \___0_| |
\/\_/
\
.,,,//.
| / \|
______C (. (.__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -Last summer it was very dry too.
/ \ \___^_| | Don't you remember?
\/\_/ I had to water it every day.
\
.,,,//.
| / \|
______C (+ (+__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -Well I'll have tea by myself.
/ \ \___=_| |
\/\_/
\
.,,,//.
| ___|
______C (-\/o__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -That was quick!
/ \ \___,_| | Have you finished already?
\/\_/
\
.,,,//.
| |
______C '^ '^__
/ o==/ | ___\|=o| -Yes dear.
/ \ \_____| | Look out the window.
\/\_/
\
.,,,//.
| |
______C ($ ($__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -Good heavens!
/ \ \_(___| | It's raining.
\/\_/ That means you needn't
\ to water the garden.
.,,,//.
| _ _|
______C o) o)__
/ o==/ | \|=o| -That was a pleasant surprise.
/ \ \___._| | It means I can have tea instead.
\/\_/
\
I drew these guys a while ago when I was working on faces.
I couldn't think of an appropriate caption to go with them
so I just picked one up from an old English book: the
one I used to cover with drawings instead of listening
at the teacher, when I was at school.
I thought that the result would be a pretty surrealistic one
but I must say that the text matches the drawings quite well.
It's purely a coincidence!
Boy, what a stupid lesson! isn't it?
I remember now why I didn't learn a thing at that time. :(
Maybe you people can think of a better caption...
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