secret ascii language

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secret ascii language - transcribed by m0f73
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this language based on output of a broken printer/h4x0r/english

words in secret ascii are spelt phonetically. there are no "silent" letters.

in translation, drop all silent vowels and consonants.

secret ascii uses standard punctuation marks except for " and ' which 
are omitted.

the article 'the' must be written as 'teh'

the pronoun 'that' must be written as 'taht'

when typing numbers, enclose them in ()
parenthesis to destinguish them as numerals.

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english letter = ascii symbol

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consonant sounds
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b = 8
d = d
f = 4
g = 6
h = 3f
j = '
k = 5
l = `
m = m
n = ^
p = p
q = ]
r = r
c/s = s
t = 7
v = "
w = {
y = 9
x/z = 2
click = <
throaty/ch = / (coughy, phlem kind of sound)
ing = ~
tion (shun) = @
sh = s3

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vowels
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'ah' = 0f
'ay' = 03
'oh' = o
'eh' = a3
'ee' = a33
'ooh' = o3
'eye / ih' = 1
'uh' = f

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special
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'f' and '3' are used to stretch sounds in the speaker's mouth.
'3' carries a longer stretch than the 'f',
hence 3f = the english 'h' since it is all stretch.

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example
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In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us teh bomb
Operator: We get signal
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us
Cats: You are on the way to destruction
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig'
Captain: You know what you doing
Captain: Move 'zig'
Captain: For great justice

1^ 0f.d. (2021)
{0fr {0fs 8a3361^~.
50fp70f^: {0f7 3fpa3^?
ma3/0f^15: sfmbod9 sa37 fs fp 7a33 80fm!
0fpa3r037r: {a33 6a37 s16^0f`
50fp70f^: {0f7 !
0fpa3r037r : m0f9^ s5ra3^ 7fr^ 0f^
50fp70f^: 17's 9o3 !!
50f7s: 3fo{ 0fr 9o3 6a3^`ma3^ !!
50f7s: 0f^ 9a3r 8a3s 0fr 8a3`o^6 7o3 fs!
50f7s: 9o3 0fr 0f^ 7a33 {0f9 7o3 da33s7rf5@
50fp70f^ : {0f7 9o3 s03 !!
50f7s: 9o3 3f0f" ^o /0h^s 7o3 sa3r"1" m0f5 9or 71m
50f7s: 3f0f 3f0f 3f0f 3f0f ....
50fp70f^ : 70f5 0f4 a3"ra3 216!
50fp70f^ : 9o3 ^o {0f7 9o3 do3~
50fp70f^ : mo3" 216
50fp70f^ : 4or 6ra3t 'fs71s

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more examples
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my cat just ate teh telephone!
m1 50f7 'fs7 0f 7a33 7a3`po^!

shit!
s317!
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m0f73-s1b35r wrote:
> 
> )))))))))))))))))))))))
> secret ascii language - transcribed by m0f73
> )))))))))))))))))))))))

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> my cat just ate teh telephone!
> m1 50f7 'fs7 0f 7a33 7a3`po^!


foo cowbl!cgf6qi


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Veronica Karlsson wrote:

> 
> foo cowbl!cgf6qi
> 

6o m035 ma33 03 s0f^d{a3/, 7or^03do.


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