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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 15 Jun 2000.
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Tell me whatiswhat...

alt.ascii-art · 17 messages · 15 Jun 2000 - 23 Jun 2000
Ere, get a load of dis Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), oo wrote...

>I see you're one of those ASCII challenged people I was talking about
>the other day.  What a nice little mess you have here.  Keep trying,
>it takes stupid people quite some time to learn how to do it properly.
>When you learn how to do it, your sig will format correctly like
>this.......
>
>--
>   __   ___                __                      
>  /   |/    (_)__    ___/ /_______  ___  _   ___ 
> / /|_/ /  /  _  \/ _   /  __/ __/ // /    '  \/  -_)
>/_/  //_/_//_/\_,_/\__/_/  \_, /_/_/_/\__/ 
>                                         /___/            

But if I were to view that in a fixed-pitch font, like Courier New, then it
wouldn't look right.

OK it looks alright in "MS Sans Serif" but not in the _proper_ fixed pitch
font.

HTH.

On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 17:52:54 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), I was stopped dead in my
tracks by the following words:

>On 14 Jun 2000 17:12:12 GMT, ste...@bigfoot.com (Steve
>Williams) wrote:
>
>>-- 
>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>                                                 ____  _
>>On Sabu424's Name and Shame List Of Dishonour   / ___|| |_ _____   _____
>>http://jillscott.tripod.com/sabu424v4.html      \___ \| __/ _ \ \ / / _ \
>>                             __        ___ _ _ _ ___) | ||  __/\ V /  __/
>>Empire of APDD               \ \      / (_) | (_)____/ \__\___| \_/_\___|
>>d00d #5t3vi3-b0y              \ \ /\ / /| | | | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \/ __|
>>                               \ V  V / | | | | | (_| | | | | | \__ \
>>The really interesting d00d     \_/\_/  |_|_|_|_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|___/
>>_________________________________________________________________________
>
>I see you're one of those ASCII challenged people I was talking about
>the other day.  What a nice little mess you have here.  Keep trying,
>it takes stupid people quite some time to learn how to do it properly.
>When you learn how to do it, your sig will format correctly like
>this.......
>
>--
>   __   ___                __                          | 
>  /   |/    (_)__    ___/ /_______  ___  _   ___       | Please note
> / /|_/ /  /  _  \/ _   /  __/ __/ // /    '  \/  -_) <  "correct"
>/_/  //_/_//_/\_,_/\__/_/  \_, /_/_/_/\__/             | format.
>                                         /___/         | 
>Min...@the-order.com
>Dangerous in my silence
>Deadly to my cause
>Shegure gur pnhfr, obl. Lrf, lbh xabj gur tnzr.

Yes, he really IS serious! [Snarf, giggle, choke!!!]

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The Vampire LeStat <vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> scripsit:

>On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 17:52:54 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>victim Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), I was stopped dead in my
>tracks by the following words:
>
>>On 14 Jun 2000 17:12:12 GMT, ste...@bigfoot.com (Steve
>>Williams) wrote:
>>
>>>-- 
>>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>>                                                 ____  _
>>>On Sabu424's Name and Shame List Of Dishonour   / ___|| |_ _____   _____
>>>http://jillscott.tripod.com/sabu424v4.html      \___ \| __/ _ \ \ / / _ \
>>>                             __        ___ _ _ _ ___) | ||  __/\ V /  __/
>>>Empire of APDD               \ \      / (_) | (_)____/ \__\___| \_/_\___|
>>>d00d #5t3vi3-b0y              \ \ /\ / /| | | | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \/ __|
>>>                               \ V  V / | | | | | (_| | | | | | \__ \
>>>The really interesting d00d     \_/\_/  |_|_|_|_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|___/
>>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>
>>I see you're one of those ASCII challenged people I was talking about
>>the other day.  What a nice little mess you have here.  Keep trying,
>>it takes stupid people quite some time to learn how to do it properly.
>>When you learn how to do it, your sig will format correctly like
>>this.......
>>
>>--
>>   __   ___                __                          | 
>>  /   |/    (_)__    ___/ /_______  ___  _   ___       | Please note
>> / /|_/ /  /  _  \/ _   /  __/ __/ // /    '  \/  -_) <  "correct"
>>/_/  //_/_//_/\_,_/\__/_/  \_, /_/_/_/\__/             | format.
>>                                         /___/         | 
>>Min...@the-order.com
>>Dangerous in my silence
>>Deadly to my cause
>>Shegure gur pnhfr, obl. Lrf, lbh xabj gur tnzr.
>
>Yes, he really IS serious! [Snarf, giggle, choke!!!]

Just because you don't use the variable pitch font... come to think of
it, what is the variable pitch font?

-- 
Ari

Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme) scripsit:

>"The Vampire Lestat"??  How very original.

Don't look now, but your nick seems to be "Mindcryme."

>Do you also wear the black lipstick and fingernails?

Personally, I find wearing fingernails very convenient.

-- 
Ari

On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 18:05:16 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim Ari Asikainen <new...@localhost.invalid>, I was stopped dead in
my tracks by the following words:

>The Vampire LeStat <vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> scripsit:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 17:52:54 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>>victim Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), I was stopped dead in my
>>tracks by the following words:
>>
>>>On 14 Jun 2000 17:12:12 GMT, ste...@bigfoot.com (Steve
>>>Williams) wrote:
>>>
>>>>-- 
>>>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>>>                                                 ____  _
>>>>On Sabu424's Name and Shame List Of Dishonour   / ___|| |_ _____   _____
>>>>http://jillscott.tripod.com/sabu424v4.html      \___ \| __/ _ \ \ / / _ \
>>>>                             __        ___ _ _ _ ___) | ||  __/\ V /  __/
>>>>Empire of APDD               \ \      / (_) | (_)____/ \__\___| \_/_\___|
>>>>d00d #5t3vi3-b0y              \ \ /\ / /| | | | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \/ __|
>>>>                               \ V  V / | | | | | (_| | | | | | \__ \
>>>>The really interesting d00d     \_/\_/  |_|_|_|_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|___/
>>>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>>
>>>I see you're one of those ASCII challenged people I was talking about
>>>the other day.  What a nice little mess you have here.  Keep trying,
>>>it takes stupid people quite some time to learn how to do it properly.
>>>When you learn how to do it, your sig will format correctly like
>>>this.......
>>>
>>>--
>>>   __   ___                __                          | 
>>>  /   |/    (_)__    ___/ /_______  ___  _   ___       | Please note
>>> / /|_/ /  /  _  \/ _   /  __/ __/ // /    '  \/  -_) <  "correct"
>>>/_/  //_/_//_/\_,_/\__/_/  \_, /_/_/_/\__/             | format.
>>>                                         /___/         | 
>>>Min...@the-order.com
>>>Dangerous in my silence
>>>Deadly to my cause
>>>Shegure gur pnhfr, obl. Lrf, lbh xabj gur tnzr.
>>
>>Yes, he really IS serious! [Snarf, giggle, choke!!!]
>
>Just because you don't use the variable pitch font... come to think of
>it, what is the variable pitch font?

It is something all newsreaders should be set to use, lest the mighty
Mindcryme make fun of their ASCII art.

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                        )``.      __     ____  __  ______  ___  ______
                      __L  \\     ||    ||    (( \ | || | // \\ | || |
                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
               \`--.__.<-'  //\
               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
               |  \ |    `-..\|(
               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
               |        )    _/"
               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
                 `-._  _.-'  
                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
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|       *REAL* VAMPIRE OF THE NEWSFROUP FORMERLY KNOWN AS AHM         |
|                                                                     |
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|            *** 333V|1 & 3133+ HAX0R SPANK-BOY (TM) ***              |
|                                                                     |
|       FOR ONLY 25 ZLOTY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR *OWN* SNIVELLING,        |
|         WHINING, LAMING, ZIT-POPPIN' TEEN HAXOR WJANNABE!           |
|                                                                     |
|        WATCH HIM PROVIDING YOU WITH ENDLESS HOURS OF                |
|        PRICELESS ENTERTAINMENT AS HE DANCES, CRIES, JUMPS           |
|        THROUGH HOOPS AND HURLS THREAT AFTER IMPOTENT THREAT         |
|        IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, SWEARING THAT HE'LL HACK          |
|        YOUR PC, WEBTV, TOASTER, MICROWAVE OR EVEN YOUR              |
|        GRANDMA'S DENTURES!!!!                                       |
|                                                                     |
|              BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S *MORE*!!!!!!!                   |
|                                                                     |
|          POST TO A.H.M. TODAY AND GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO             |
|                                                                     |
|         "3133+ HAX0R SCRIPTS OF THE 80'S" FOR ABSOLUTELY            |
|                    ---+++++ FREE +++++-----                         |
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|       SO DON'T WAIT, POST *TODAY* AND YOU TOO CAN BE A K-RAD        |
|                  3L33+ HAX0R SCRIPT KIDDY OWNER                     |
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|       FANGS VERY MUCH AND MAY THE LOL!!!!1! BE WITH YOU             |
|                                                                     |
|       THE VAMPIRE LESTAT                                            |
|                                                                     |
|       BoyToy#24 of the RLACaTS                                      |
|       Anty spaemn adn sleeze aremy bagde# 7264vv725g51e             |
|       Empire of APDD d00d #v4mp1r3-l35747-r00l2                     |
|_____________________________________________________________________|

On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 18:01:37 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), I was stopped dead in my
tracks by the following words:

>On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:44:03 -0500, The Vampire LeStat
><vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> wrote:
>
>>On Wed, 14 Jun 2000 17:52:54 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>>victim Min...@the-mission.com (Mindcryme), I was stopped dead in my
>>tracks by the following words:
>>
>>>On 14 Jun 2000 17:12:12 GMT, ste...@bigfoot.com (Steve
>>>Williams) wrote:
>>>
>>>>-- 
>>>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>>>                                                 ____  _
>>>>On Sabu424's Name and Shame List Of Dishonour   / ___|| |_ _____   _____
>>>>http://jillscott.tripod.com/sabu424v4.html      \___ \| __/ _ \ \ / / _ \
>>>>                             __        ___ _ _ _ ___) | ||  __/\ V /  __/
>>>>Empire of APDD               \ \      / (_) | (_)____/ \__\___| \_/_\___|
>>>>d00d #5t3vi3-b0y              \ \ /\ / /| | | | |/ _` | '_ ` _ \/ __|
>>>>                               \ V  V / | | | | | (_| | | | | | \__ \
>>>>The really interesting d00d     \_/\_/  |_|_|_|_|\__,_|_| |_| |_|___/
>>>>_________________________________________________________________________
>>>
>>>I see you're one of those ASCII challenged people I was talking about
>>>the other day.  What a nice little mess you have here.  Keep trying,
>>>it takes stupid people quite some time to learn how to do it properly.
>>>When you learn how to do it, your sig will format correctly like
>>>this.......
>>>
>>>--
>>>   __   ___                __                          | 
>>>  /   |/    (_)__    ___/ /_______  ___  _   ___       | Please note
>>> / /|_/ /  /  _  \/ _   /  __/ __/ // /    '  \/  -_) <  "correct"
>>>/_/  //_/_//_/\_,_/\__/_/  \_, /_/_/_/\__/             | format.
>>>                                         /___/         | 
>>>Min...@the-order.com
>>>Dangerous in my silence
>>>Deadly to my cause
>>>Shegure gur pnhfr, obl. Lrf, lbh xabj gur tnzr.
>>
>>Yes, he really IS serious! [Snarf, giggle, choke!!!]

>Take it in slowly!  My cock is much larger than you're used to, and it
>seems to be choking you each time you snarf it down your throat.

I also seem to be giggling at the sight of it. You omitted that bit,
HTH.

>"The Vampire Lestat"??  How very original.

[bows] Why thank you, Mindcryme.

>Do you also wear the black lipstick and fingernails?

No lipstick but yes, I do tend to wear my fingernails.

>But I guess it suits you, seeing as how Lestat is bisexual too.

Bisexual? Well I guess that only counts as half a "homo-layme" point
for me then. Please try harder.

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   | || | ||  || ||          || || // \\ ||\\//|| || \\ || || \\ ||
     ||   ||==|| ||==        \\ // ||=|| || \/ || ||_// || ||_// ||==
     ||   ||  || ||___ `-.    \V/  || || ||    || ||    || || \\ ||___
                        )``.      __     ____  __  ______  ___  ______
                      __L  \\     ||    ||    (( \ | || | // \\ | || |
                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
               \`--.__.<-'  //\
               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
               |  \ |    `-..\|(
               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
               |        )    _/"
               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
                 `-._  _.-'  
                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
_______________________________________________________________________
|                                                                     |
|        THIS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONLY          |
|       *REAL* VAMPIRE OF THE NEWSFROUP FORMERLY KNOWN AS AHM         |
|                                                                     |
|          FEEL FREE TO COME IN AND PICK YOUR OWN PERSONAL            |
|            *** 333V|1 & 3133+ HAX0R SPANK-BOY (TM) ***              |
|                                                                     |
|       FOR ONLY 25 ZLOTY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR *OWN* SNIVELLING,        |
|         WHINING, LAMING, ZIT-POPPIN' TEEN HAXOR WJANNABE!           |
|                                                                     |
|        WATCH HIM PROVIDING YOU WITH ENDLESS HOURS OF                |
|        PRICELESS ENTERTAINMENT AS HE DANCES, CRIES, JUMPS           |
|        THROUGH HOOPS AND HURLS THREAT AFTER IMPOTENT THREAT         |
|        IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, SWEARING THAT HE'LL HACK          |
|        YOUR PC, WEBTV, TOASTER, MICROWAVE OR EVEN YOUR              |
|        GRANDMA'S DENTURES!!!!                                       |
|                                                                     |
|              BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S *MORE*!!!!!!!                   |
|                                                                     |
|          POST TO A.H.M. TODAY AND GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO             |
|                                                                     |
|         "3133+ HAX0R SCRIPTS OF THE 80'S" FOR ABSOLUTELY            |
|                    ---+++++ FREE +++++-----                         |
|                                                                     |
|       SO DON'T WAIT, POST *TODAY* AND YOU TOO CAN BE A K-RAD        |
|                  3L33+ HAX0R SCRIPT KIDDY OWNER                     |
|                                                                     |
|       FANGS VERY MUCH AND MAY THE LOL!!!!1! BE WITH YOU             |
|                                                                     |
|       THE VAMPIRE LESTAT                                            |
|                                                                     |
|       BoyToy#24 of the RLACaTS                                      |
|       Anty spaemn adn sleeze aremy bagde# 7264vv725g51e             |
|       Empire of APDD d00d #v4mp1r3-l35747-r00l2                     |
|_____________________________________________________________________|

Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com> ASCII art 20 Jun 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:44:03 -0500 The Vampire LeStat
<vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> wrote:
>-- 
>_______________________________________________________________________
>   ______ __  __  ____       __ __  ___  ___  ___ ____  __ ____   ____
>   | || | ||  || ||          || || // \\ ||\\//|| || \\ || || \\ ||
>     ||   ||==|| ||==        \\ // ||=|| || \/ || ||_// || ||_// ||==
>     ||   ||  || ||___ `-.    \V/  || || ||    || ||    || || \\ ||___
>                        )``.      __     ____  __  ______  ___  ______
>                      __L  \\     ||    ||    (( \ | || | // \\ | || |
>                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
>              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
>               \`--.__.<-'  //\
>               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
>               |  \ |    `-..\|(
>               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
>               |        )    _/"
>               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
>                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
>                 `-._  _.-'  
>                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
>_______________________________________________________________________

That's a dragon! I always thought it was some mutant exotic fish with
puckered lips.
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On Tue, 20 Jun 2000 04:32:58 +0800, as I was sneaking up on my
intended victim Bateau <Its...@Not-A-Real-Address.com>, I was stopped
dead in my tracks by the following words:

>On Mon, 19 Jun 2000 12:44:03 -0500 The Vampire LeStat
><vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> wrote:
>>-- 
>>_______________________________________________________________________
>>   ______ __  __  ____       __ __  ___  ___  ___ ____  __ ____   ____
>>   | || | ||  || ||          || || // \\ ||\\//|| || \\ || || \\ ||
>>     ||   ||==|| ||==        \\ // ||=|| || \/ || ||_// || ||_// ||==
>>     ||   ||  || ||___ `-.    \V/  || || ||    || ||    || || \\ ||___
>>                        )``.      __     ____  __  ______  ___  ______
>>                      __L  \\     ||    ||    (( \ | || | // \\ | || |
>>                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
>>              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
>>               \`--.__.<-'  //\
>>               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
>>               |  \ |    `-..\|(
>>               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
>>               |        )    _/"
>>               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
>>                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
>>                 `-._  _.-'  
>>                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
>>_______________________________________________________________________
>
>That's a dragon! I always thought it was some mutant exotic fish with
>puckered lips.

I'll tell VK you said that, see if I won't! ;)

-- 
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   | || | ||  || ||          || || // \\ ||\\//|| || \\ || || \\ ||
     ||   ||==|| ||==        \\ // ||=|| || \/ || ||_// || ||_// ||==
     ||   ||  || ||___ `-.    \V/  || || ||    || ||    || || \\ ||___
                        )``.      __     ____  __  ______  ___  ______
                      __L  \\     ||    ||    (( \ | || | // \\ | || |
                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
               \`--.__.<-'  //\
               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
               |  \ |    `-..\|(
               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
               |        )    _/"
               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
                 `-._  _.-'  
                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
_______________________________________________________________________
|                                                                     |
|        THIS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONLY          |
|       *REAL* VAMPIRE OF THE NEWSFROUP FORMERLY KNOWN AS AHM         |
|                                                                     |
|          FEEL FREE TO COME IN AND PICK YOUR OWN PERSONAL            |
|            *** 333V|1 & 3133+ HAX0R SPANK-BOY (TM) ***              |
|                                                                     |
|       FOR ONLY 25 ZLOTY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR *OWN* SNIVELLING,        |
|         WHINING, LAMING, ZIT-POPPIN' TEEN HAXOR WJANNABE!           |
|                                                                     |
|        WATCH HIM PROVIDING YOU WITH ENDLESS HOURS OF                |
|        PRICELESS ENTERTAINMENT AS HE DANCES, CRIES, JUMPS           |
|        THROUGH HOOPS AND HURLS THREAT AFTER IMPOTENT THREAT         |
|        IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, SWEARING THAT HE'LL HACK          |
|        YOUR PC, WEBTV, TOASTER, MICROWAVE OR EVEN YOUR              |
|        GRANDMA'S DENTURES!!!!                                       |
|                                                                     |
|              BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S *MORE*!!!!!!!                   |
|                                                                     |
|          POST TO A.H.M. TODAY AND GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO             |
|                                                                     |
|         "3133+ HAX0R SCRIPTS OF THE 80'S" FOR ABSOLUTELY            |
|                    ---+++++ FREE +++++-----                         |
|                                                                     |
|       SO DON'T WAIT, POST *TODAY* AND YOU TOO CAN BE A K-RAD        |
|                  3L33+ HAX0R SCRIPT KIDDY OWNER                     |
|                                                                     |
|       FANGS VERY MUCH AND MAY THE LOL!!!!1! BE WITH YOU             |
|                                                                     |
|       THE VAMPIRE LESTAT                                            |
|                                                                     |
|       BoyToy#24 of the RLACaTS                                      |
|       Anty spaemn adn sleeze aremy bagde# 7264vv725g51e             |
|       Empire of APDD d00d #v4mp1r3-l35747-r00l2                     |
|                                                                     |
| (tihs .sig approeved by and brouehgt to yuo bie teh RFC#1855)       |
|_____________________________________________________________________|

On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 01:23:52 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>, I was stopped
dead in my tracks by the following words:

>X-No-Archive: yes
>
>
>
>The Vampire LeStat wrote:
>
>
><snip, simply because I have a question>
>
>Is Vampire LeStat a name from something I might have seen? Like that god
>awful Tom Cruise movie where he's a vampire, or from Dark Shadows? It
>rings a bell but I had no luck when I searched AskJeeves.

Actually it is a sooper sekrit 3l33+ madly skillful coed naem
constructed by using several random character generators while eating
several nutritious helpings of ljutefisk standing on my head and
singing "Hava Nagila" backwards in Swahili. (Do NOT try this at home!)

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|       *REAL* VAMPIRE OF THE NEWSFROUP FORMERLY KNOWN AS AHM         |
|                                                                     |
|          FEEL FREE TO COME IN AND PICK YOUR OWN PERSONAL            |
|            *** 333V|1 & 3133+ HAX0R SPANK-BOY (TM) ***              |
|                                                                     |
|       FOR ONLY 25 ZLOTY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR *OWN* SNIVELLING,        |
|         WHINING, LAMING, ZIT-POPPIN' TEEN HAXOR WJANNABE!           |
|                                                                     |
|        WATCH HIM PROVIDING YOU WITH ENDLESS HOURS OF                |
|        PRICELESS ENTERTAINMENT AS HE DANCES, CRIES, JUMPS           |
|        THROUGH HOOPS AND HURLS THREAT AFTER IMPOTENT THREAT         |
|        IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, SWEARING THAT HE'LL HACK          |
|        YOUR PC, WEBTV, TOASTER, MICROWAVE OR EVEN YOUR              |
|        GRANDMA'S DENTURES!!!!                                       |
|                                                                     |
|              BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S *MORE*!!!!!!!                   |
|                                                                     |
|          POST TO A.H.M. TODAY AND GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO             |
|                                                                     |
|         "3133+ HAX0R SCRIPTS OF THE 80'S" FOR ABSOLUTELY            |
|                    ---+++++ FREE +++++-----                         |
|                                                                     |
|       SO DON'T WAIT, POST *TODAY* AND YOU TOO CAN BE A K-RAD        |
|                  3L33+ HAX0R SCRIPT KIDDY OWNER                     |
|                                                                     |
|       FANGS VERY MUCH AND MAY THE LOL!!!!1! BE WITH YOU             |
|                                                                     |
|       THE VAMPIRE LESTAT                                            |
|                                                                     |
|       BoyToy#24 of the RLACaTS                                      |
|       Anty spaemn adn sleeze aremy bagde# 7264vv725g51e             |
|       Empire of APDD d00d #v4mp1r3-l35747-r00l2                     |
|                                                                     |
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Ivel <laf...@excite.com> ASCII art 21 Jun 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Steve Christianson wrote:

> Hey, after reading your .sig, I have another question. Hope you don't
> mind. What got y'all in a battle with alt.hackers.malicious?

LeStat is a Meower (notice all of the crossposts?).  Flame wars are what
they do.  They have been known to take over and ruin newsgroups in the
past, so it's best not to talk to them if you don't want your group
overrun with nonsense.

Learn more at:  http://members.xoom.com/meowkillers/faq.html

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Trample the Weak
Hurdle the Dead

On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:04:50 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>, I was stopped
dead in my tracks by the following words:

>X-No-Archive: yes
>
>
>
>The Vampire LeStat wrote:
>> 
>> On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 01:23:52 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>> victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>, I was stopped
>> dead in my tracks by the following words:
>> 
>> >X-No-Archive: yes
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >The Vampire LeStat wrote:
>> >
>> >
>> ><snip, simply because I have a question>
>> >
>> >Is Vampire LeStat a name from something I might have seen? Like that god
>> >awful Tom Cruise movie where he's a vampire, or from Dark Shadows? It
>> >rings a bell but I had no luck when I searched AskJeeves.
>> 
>> Actually it is a sooper sekrit 3l33+ madly skillful coed naem
>> constructed by using several random character generators while eating
>> several nutritious helpings of ljutefisk standing on my head and
>> singing "Hava Nagila" backwards in Swahili. (Do NOT try this at home!)
>
>
>I thought only George W. Bush, Jr.'s speech writers did that? I mean, it
>would explain a lot...

Please, no politics in UPA threads, okbie.
>
>Hey, after reading your .sig, I have another question. Hope you don't
>mind. What got y'all in a battle with alt.hackers.malicious?

I don't mind at all. Actually it wasn't much of a battle after all,
more of a one-sided FaX0r spank. The root of it all (weak pun
intended), IIRC, was that the script kiddies of ahm decided to use
their "mad HaX0ring sk33lz" to "h4X0r" their way into a server. And
fell flat on their faces. Again and again (one of the more memorable
attempts being when they used a fax machine to get a password). That's
pretty much the whole story, ahm doesn't exist anymore. It's 0\/\/n3D
now.

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                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
               \`--.__.<-'  //\
               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
               |  \ |    `-..\|(
               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
               |        )    _/"
               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
                 `-._  _.-'  
                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
_______________________________________________________________________
|                                                                     |
|        THIS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONLY          |
|       *REAL* VAMPIRE OF THE NEWSFROUP FORMERLY KNOWN AS AHM         |
|                                                                     |
|          FEEL FREE TO COME IN AND PICK YOUR OWN PERSONAL            |
|            *** 333V|1 & 3133+ HAX0R SPANK-BOY (TM) ***              |
|                                                                     |
|       FOR ONLY 25 ZLOTY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR *OWN* SNIVELLING,        |
|         WHINING, LAMING, ZIT-POPPIN' TEEN HAXOR WJANNABE!           |
|                                                                     |
|        WATCH HIM PROVIDING YOU WITH ENDLESS HOURS OF                |
|        PRICELESS ENTERTAINMENT AS HE DANCES, CRIES, JUMPS           |
|        THROUGH HOOPS AND HURLS THREAT AFTER IMPOTENT THREAT         |
|        IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, SWEARING THAT HE'LL HACK          |
|        YOUR PC, WEBTV, TOASTER, MICROWAVE OR EVEN YOUR              |
|        GRANDMA'S DENTURES!!!!                                       |
|                                                                     |
|              BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S *MORE*!!!!!!!                   |
|                                                                     |
|          POST TO A.H.M. TODAY AND GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO             |
|                                                                     |
|         "3133+ HAX0R SCRIPTS OF THE 80'S" FOR ABSOLUTELY            |
|                    ---+++++ FREE +++++-----                         |
|                                                                     |
|       SO DON'T WAIT, POST *TODAY* AND YOU TOO CAN BE A K-RAD        |
|                  3L33+ HAX0R SCRIPT KIDDY OWNER                     |
|                                                                     |
|       FANGS VERY MUCH AND MAY THE LOL!!!!1! BE WITH YOU             |
|                                                                     |
|       THE VAMPIRE LESTAT                                            |
|                                                                     |
|       BoyToy#24 of the RLACaTS                                      |
|       Anty spaemn adn sleeze aremy bagde# 7264vv725g51e             |
|       Empire of APDD d00d #v4mp1r3-l35747-r00l2                     |
|                                                                     |
| (tihs .sig approeved by and brouehgt to yuo bie teh RFC#1855)       |
|_____________________________________________________________________|

Ivel <laf...@excite.com> ASCII art 21 Jun 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
Ivel wrote:

> Learn more at:  http://members.xoom.com/meowkillers/faq.html

meow killer
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Trample the Weak
Hurdle the Dead

Ivel wrote:
> Steve Christianson wrote:
> 
> > Hey, after reading your .sig, I have another question. Hope you don't
> > mind. What got y'all in a battle with alt.hackers.malicious?
> 
> LeStat is a Meower (notice all of the crossposts?).  Flame wars are what
> they do.  They have been known to take over and ruin newsgroups in the
> past, so it's best not to talk to them if you don't want your group
> overrun with nonsense.
> 
> Learn more at:  http://members.xoom.com/meowkillers/faq.html

Meow.


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mimus <tin...@hotmail.com> 22 Jun 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
The Vampire LeStat <vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> posted:

>On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:04:50 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>, I was stopped
>dead in my tracks by the following words:
>
>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>
>>
>>
>>The Vampire LeStat wrote:
>>> 
>>> On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 01:23:52 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>>> victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>, I was stopped
>>> dead in my tracks by the following words:
>>> 
>>> >X-No-Archive: yes
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The Vampire LeStat wrote:
>>> >
>>> >
>>> ><snip, simply because I have a question>
>>> >
>>> >Is Vampire LeStat a name from something I might have seen? Like that god
>>> >awful Tom Cruise movie where he's a vampire, or from Dark Shadows? It
>>> >rings a bell but I had no luck when I searched AskJeeves.
>>> 
>>> Actually it is a sooper sekrit 3l33+ madly skillful coed naem
>>> constructed by using several random character generators while eating
>>> several nutritious helpings of ljutefisk standing on my head and
>>> singing "Hava Nagila" backwards in Swahili. (Do NOT try this at home!)
>>
>>
>>I thought only George W. Bush, Jr.'s speech writers did that? I mean, it
>>would explain a lot...
>
>Please, no politics in UPA threads, okbie.
>>
>>Hey, after reading your .sig, I have another question. Hope you don't
>>mind. What got y'all in a battle with alt.hackers.malicious?
>
>I don't mind at all. Actually it wasn't much of a battle after all,
>more of a one-sided FaX0r spank. The root of it all (weak pun
>intended), IIRC, was that the script kiddies of ahm decided to use
>their "mad HaX0ring sk33lz" to "h4X0r" their way into a server. And
>fell flat on their faces. Again and again (one of the more memorable
>attempts being when they used a fax machine to get a password). That's
>pretty much the whole story, ahm doesn't exist anymore. It's 0\/\/n3D
>now.

Nothing beats the Vjiking attempt to mail all the posts he objected to
cumulatively and on a daily basis to all the ISPs between the poster
he most objected to's ISP and server * and * simultaneously CCing the
resulting mega-mail-bombs to * his own ISP *.

I still laugh about that sometimes.

-- 
tin...@hotmail.com

smeeter 36

I wonder what I have been up to.--_Beyond Apollo_

On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 19:37:03 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>, I was stopped
dead in my tracks by the following words:

>X-No-Archive: yes
>
>
>
>The Vampire LeStat wrote:
>> 
>> On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:04:50 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>> victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>,
>
>
>Why do I feel like I'm about to be clubbed like a baby seal? <g>
>
>
>> I was stopped
>> dead in my tracks by the following words:
>> 
>> >> ><snip, simply because I have a question>
>> >> >
>> >> >Is Vampire LeStat a name from something I might have seen? Like that god
>> >> >awful Tom Cruise movie where he's a vampire, or from Dark Shadows? It
>> >> >rings a bell but I had no luck when I searched AskJeeves.
>> >>
>> >> Actually it is a sooper sekrit 3l33+ madly skillful coed naem
>> >> constructed by using several random character generators while eating
>> >> several nutritious helpings of ljutefisk standing on my head and
>> >> singing "Hava Nagila" backwards in Swahili. (Do NOT try this at home!)
>> >
>> >
>> >I thought only George W. Bush, Jr.'s speech writers did that? I mean, it
>> >would explain a lot...
>> 
>> Please, no politics in UPA threads, okbie.
>
>
>UPA must mean Usenet Performance Artist.

Indeed. Bravo :)

>OK, no prob, I just can't help
>myself sometimes (especially in election years *cough*vote for
>Nader*cough*). <VBEG>  But, what's an okbie?
>
Vote for the Easter Bunny for all that I care. Easter Bunnies, honest
politicians, what's the diff? They're both non-existant. See? Now you
got *me* goaded into it, DAMET!!!1!

I can't believe that you don't know what an okbie is, but as an
example of the vast and unselfish service that we (TINW) UPAers
provide to the netizens of usenet, it is the same as "ok, bye"
>
>> >Hey, after reading your .sig, I have another question. Hope you don't
>> >mind. What got y'all in a battle with alt.hackers.malicious?
>> 
>> I don't mind at all. Actually it wasn't much of a battle after all,
>> more of a one-sided FaX0r spank. The root of it all (weak pun
>> intended), IIRC, was that the script kiddies of ahm decided to use
>> their "mad HaX0ring sk33lz" to "h4X0r" their way into a server. And
>> fell flat on their faces. Again and again (one of the more memorable
>> attempts being when they used a fax machine to get a password). That's
>> pretty much the whole story, ahm doesn't exist anymore. It's 0\/\/n3D
>> now.
>
>
>Interesting. Thanks for the background. By any chance was the server
>Databasix? I vaguely remember something about that.

All of it is publicly available via Deja and you'd prolly be better
off asking somebody who were around more at the time than I, but yes,
that was one of their attempts at "fighting" what they interpreted as
"abuse" (posting stuff they didn't like to a public forum, aka free
speech) by committing *real* abuse (gaining highly illegal
unauthorized entry to servers). Holes were plugged, accounts
disappeared, legal proceedings pending, end of story.

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                      __L  \\     ||    ||    (( \ | || | // \\ | || |
                   .-' <---.\\    ||    ||==   \\    ||   ||=||   ||
              .  .'     ) _.->>   ||__| ||___ \_))   ||   || ||   ||
               \`--.__.<-'  //\
               |`-<  /`-. //( |    vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg
               |  \ |    `-..\|(
               |    ).-.    `-(-} Meow.
               |        )    _/"
               \      /.__.-'/    I would Become a Ljutefjisk Vjiking
                 \    ''    /        for Usenet Performance Art.
                 `-._  _.-'  
                     """  <Fabulous ASCII art by VK, the one&only:)>
_______________________________________________________________________
|                                                                     |
|        THIS PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONLY          |
|       *REAL* VAMPIRE OF THE NEWSFROUP FORMERLY KNOWN AS AHM         |
|                                                                     |
|          FEEL FREE TO COME IN AND PICK YOUR OWN PERSONAL            |
|            *** 333V|1 & 3133+ HAX0R SPANK-BOY (TM) ***              |
|                                                                     |
|       FOR ONLY 25 ZLOTY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR *OWN* SNIVELLING,        |
|         WHINING, LAMING, ZIT-POPPIN' TEEN HAXOR WJANNABE!           |
|                                                                     |
|        WATCH HIM PROVIDING YOU WITH ENDLESS HOURS OF                |
|        PRICELESS ENTERTAINMENT AS HE DANCES, CRIES, JUMPS           |
|        THROUGH HOOPS AND HURLS THREAT AFTER IMPOTENT THREAT         |
|        IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION, SWEARING THAT HE'LL HACK          |
|        YOUR PC, WEBTV, TOASTER, MICROWAVE OR EVEN YOUR              |
|        GRANDMA'S DENTURES!!!!                                       |
|                                                                     |
|              BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERE'S *MORE*!!!!!!!                   |
|                                                                     |
|          POST TO A.H.M. TODAY AND GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO             |
|                                                                     |
|         "3133+ HAX0R SCRIPTS OF THE 80'S" FOR ABSOLUTELY            |
|                    ---+++++ FREE +++++-----                         |
|                                                                     |
|       SO DON'T WAIT, POST *TODAY* AND YOU TOO CAN BE A K-RAD        |
|                  3L33+ HAX0R SCRIPT KIDDY OWNER                     |
|                                                                     |
|       FANGS VERY MUCH AND MAY THE LOL!!!!1! BE WITH YOU             |
|                                                                     |
|       THE VAMPIRE LESTAT                                            |
|                                                                     |
|       BoyToy#24 of the RLACaTS                                      |
|       Anty spaemn adn sleeze aremy bagde# 7264vv725g51e             |
|       Empire of APDD d00d #v4mp1r3-l35747-r00l2                     |
|                                                                     |
| (tihs .sig approeved by and brouehgt to yuo bie teh RFC#1855)       |
|_____________________________________________________________________|

On Thu, 22 Jun 2000 03:23:23 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
victim tin...@hotmail.com (mimus), I was stopped dead in my tracks
by the following words:

>The Vampire LeStat <vja...@usenet-performance-art.arg> posted:
>
>>On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 16:04:50 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>>victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>, I was stopped
>>dead in my tracks by the following words:
>>
>>>X-No-Archive: yes
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The Vampire LeStat wrote:
>>>> 
>>>> On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 01:23:52 GMT, as I was sneaking up on my intended
>>>> victim Steve Christianson <ste...@yahoo.com>, I was stopped
>>>> dead in my tracks by the following words:
>>>> 
>>>> >X-No-Archive: yes
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> >The Vampire LeStat wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> >
>>>> ><snip, simply because I have a question>
>>>> >
>>>> >Is Vampire LeStat a name from something I might have seen? Like that god
>>>> >awful Tom Cruise movie where he's a vampire, or from Dark Shadows? It
>>>> >rings a bell but I had no luck when I searched AskJeeves.
>>>> 
>>>> Actually it is a sooper sekrit 3l33+ madly skillful coed naem
>>>> constructed by using several random character generators while eating
>>>> several nutritious helpings of ljutefisk standing on my head and
>>>> singing "Hava Nagila" backwards in Swahili. (Do NOT try this at home!)
>>>
>>>
>>>I thought only George W. Bush, Jr.'s speech writers did that? I mean, it
>>>would explain a lot...
>>
>>Please, no politics in UPA threads, okbie.
>>>
>>>Hey, after reading your .sig, I have another question. Hope you don't
>>>mind. What got y'all in a battle with alt.hackers.malicious?
>>
>>I don't mind at all. Actually it wasn't much of a battle after all,
>>more of a one-sided FaX0r spank. The root of it all (weak pun
>>intended), IIRC, was that the script kiddies of ahm decided to use
>>their "mad HaX0ring sk33lz" to "h4X0r" their way into a server. And
>>fell flat on their faces. Again and again (one of the more memorable
>>attempts being when they used a fax machine to get a password). That's
>>pretty much the whole story, ahm doesn't exist anymore. It's 0\/\/n3D
>>now.
>
>Nothing beats the Vjiking attempt to mail all the posts he objected to
>cumulatively and on a daily basis to all the ISPs between the poster
>he most objected to's ISP and server * and * simultaneously CCing the
>resulting mega-mail-bombs to * his own ISP *.
>
Now *that* is utterly bereft of clues! I must have missed it somehow.
Are you referring to the a.r.a. debacle a while ago? Those were the
days...;)

>I still laugh about that sometimes.

I'm laughing with you now, thanks for providing me with that
interesting little tidbit, dude! :)

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Doktor Pete <tro...@hipcrime.net.UCELESS> ASCII art 23 Jun 2000 00:00 · permalink · report
In <395...@hotmail.com>, monkey see, Veronica Karlsson
<asc...@hotmail.com> do:

>Ivel wrote:
>> Steve Christianson wrote:
>> 
>> > Hey, after reading your .sig, I have another question. Hope you don't
>> > mind. What got y'all in a battle with alt.hackers.malicious?
>> 
>> LeStat is a Meower (notice all of the crossposts?).  Flame wars are what
>> they do.  They have been known to take over and ruin newsgroups in the
>> past, so it's best not to talk to them if you don't want your group
>> overrun with nonsense.
>> 
>> Learn more at:  http://members.xoom.com/meowkillers/faq.html

I also endorse the fine humour product that is the Meowkillers site.

>Meow.
Meow.
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